Sign In Stranger Archives -- January 2002
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| Aja...........................................................at the dude ranch | Day: 28 |

Definitely a dude ranch-greetings from San Diego's finest gay bar! No, I haven't crossed to the other side (I'm the only woman in here, anyway) there's just a great internet set up here. More rumors of the New One-should we start rumors of the 2002 tour? The 2002 Danfest schedule?

Hi Lisa G., we missed you! Hi Blaisie, missed you, too!

lp-in pearls for the night meeting? I've got one, too. How the heck do you maintain family life? I couldn't imagine having this job and kids, too. I've gone from fantasizing about living Kelly McGillis's life in "Top Gun" to fantasizing about being June Cleaver and serving a nice roast.....

Back to work now (bye boys!)


Aja

 


| Lisa G | Day: 28 |

Wow! Nice to be missed.

steviedan-what up? You still teaching privately?

Howard!!!!!!!!! I missed "hanging" with you, too. On MOA, I have to say, "whew!" I was missing the goods on Aja and Black Cow, and I didn't even think about it but yeah, they did virtually no board work on them, although they paid the performances some well-deserved homage. Also, I missed “I Got the News.” "Broadway Duchess" would have been cool to hear. (I needed more M. McD to satisfy me.) Yes, all the musicians were so reverent of the whole production, well with the exception of Purdie who was reverent of himself, but still he was awesome to watch and hear. All this aside, I felt like MOA was just the tip of the iceberg. I want more! Great film, through and through. Although I would have loved the live footage with the live sound, and not the album overdubs. I suppose the focus was the album with the tracks themselves, as opposed to the creative processes and the songs, but still. Live performances would have added to the "tribute."

lp-Hey girly, girl! Are you misbehaving again? Happy birthday to your girls.

Gina-It seems I still owe you a tape of stuff. I promised you a Christmas version. Hope I can still do that even thought the season has ended. Missed you!

angel-More on MOA: Agreed about having their insight on their quest for "beyond perfection." I just can't imagine how those other guitarists felt about having their solos in this film, with the negative comments. I'm sure actually, they don't really care at this point. But D and W were respectful enough to not mention any names.

Nice to be home again. DaddyG sends good vibes to all. Musser, I think. (A little non-percussionist humor.)

 


| W1P | Day: 28 |

Blaise -- the producers of Tribute the Movie are trying desparately to get a distribution deal for indie theaters across the country. That's a virtual pre-requisite for video release. Tribute the Movie will be screening in late Feb or early March at the Cinequest festival in San Jose, CA and in March at South by Southwest in Austin. http://www.tributethemovie.com (I hyperlinked this as "my URL" above)

SteeveeDan -- The OC show was totally out of control. As you know, the advertising for the show made no mention whatsoever of Which One's Pink? Nevertheless, when we arrived at 6:00 for load in, the ticket window had a sign saying "This Show Completely Sold Out" Wild Child, alone, basically filled the place. What was insane was that the crowd had NO IDEA that they were going to see a Pink Floyd tribute that night -- none. So when we came on and launched into our incredibly brief 45 min set, jaws were dropping all over the place -- they went nuts. We asked who had seen us before, and got a very sparse reaction. We asked who was seeing us for the first time and got a massive roar. No offense to the Doors, who I love, but Pink Floyd's music is just more powerful -- in part since Floyd has a heavy bass (and the Doors have none) and Floyd has more searing, power chordy guitar work. On the other hand, the Doors get the benefit of a dynamic, entertaining front man while we stand there like wooden indians. Therefore, by comparison, I think came off quite well and we garnered a large number of new e-mail addresses seeking to be on our e-mail list!

Tian, "Which One's Dan?" -- that would be me, Dan Johnson -- the world's only remaining Los Angeles Rams fan who refuses to acknowledge the existence of some purported entity called "The St. Louis Rams" I can't believe that Georgia is rumored to have gained access to ownership of the team by shady means involving Carol Rosenbloom, then refuses to pay great players like Fred Dryer and Eric Dickerson, allows the team to be intentionally torpedoed in order to claim that the Rams got "no support" in SoCal and get a sweetheart deal from STL and then gets to take advantage of a salary cap that forces a minimum payroll expenditure to become competitive and then wins the Super Bowl in '99 saying after the game as an insult to all of us who live and die with the team despite betrayal after betrayal "see this proves I did the right thing by moving the team" What a nightmare.

 


| Duncan | Day: 28 |

Is that Ray Bann below me?
Played in the 70's heavy metal group ''Scumglasses''

 


| Duncan | Day: 28 |

Well what a couple of weeks..
I will tell you all about it when it's over but the story includes
Promises broken, lies, fraud, dodgy accountants, theft, deception, law braking, stupidity, heartbreak, drinking, sleepless nights,broken contracts, depression.

Still when the levey breaks

Last Thursday was crunch day… the last straw
I woke up & smelt the coffee & I felt sick

Trying to keep up with you all but it's hard at the moment as my heads in bits
db
P.S. Dean Friedman's touring UK again this spring that's 2 years in a row


It's a …………………………SIGN

 


| DF take 2... | Day: 28 |

 


| Where's that fatback chord I found? | Day: 28 |

 


| I forgot again... | Day: 28 |

Clas,

Sorry. Yes, I have unfortunately forgotten my name again.
The friendly staff here at the institution have assured me
that this condition MAY only be temporary. If anyone out
there remembers who I am I would appreciate the input :)

Oh! One other thing...

Why do we care about the Palestinians again?

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 28 |

Dano: Ok, what does "wee" mean?

Nevermind

Yep, Peter Gabriel's new one should be out this year. Says so right on his website. And we think Steely Dan takes a long time in the studio...

Football? Isn't that the sport with the round white ball that people chase all over hell and gone?

StAl

 


| Clas | Day: 28 |

I Forgot - did you forget your handle too? In case you don't know:

Sharon is leading the Apartheid-politics against the palestines.

C

 


| angel | Day: 28 |

Lisa G: Girlfriend! Alright! Glad you liked it. Boy was I gonna be upset if you didn't, after spending all that money. I do understand your thoughts on the rejects for Peg, but I think you have to have a thick skin when you work with the Becker/Fagen team. They even reject their own work. It does give us insight into what they were looking for, though.

Blaise: Interesting article, especially the fact that Cheney gave the order to down Flight 93, if needed. I thought it was Bush.

Ole: Nice work getting a trip to Tucson. :-)

LP: You deserved to give a Pat yell. They earned it.

 


| Gina | Day: 28 |

Howdy X-Ray Woman :-) Lisa G. as Howard already said, you've been missed. This forum needs its scholared musical wizards discussing charts and D flats and Emaj7's and all that jazz :-)

Here a Manic Monday Anecdote:
The URL above is to Brian Bromberg's site.
Mr. Bromberg's part of Emiel van Egdom's musical journeys and i sent him the pictures taken in Maastricht and Belgium. He replied saying thanks for this visual update on the far away buddies and we came to talk via email.
Now i wasn't that familiar with his name nor the music, although many of the musicians BB has played and recorded with have passed my listening ears, but we all know how it goes, too much music, too many names, too little time!
Anyway, i was telling him this and how once upon a blue time i felt as low as possible and downhearted on life. Then i got to see the Fabulous Baker Boys movie and it turned the world around for me again. Every shred of passion for life and music i ever felt and the soul-numbing experiences which had me close the doors, the doors were unlocked, it all came back, just by watching that movie and hearing the music.

And guess what ... mr. Bromberg replied saying he was the bassist of the Fabulous Baker Boys Soundtrack!!!!!

Very very funny and so serendipituous this thing is, eh?
So the most courteous i could do, yesterday, was to say a belated thank you for that wake up call ... And therefore a Banyan Tree Bow in his honor today!
You gotto read the biography on his website, it's written so funny!

There are few moments in an adult's life beholding changes so deep and aware when at that time you feel stuck and imprisoned .. like when i found these Trees that Fab Baker Boys is one of those turnaround things .. New Dawnings, Awakenings .. And what are the odds we get to encounter those who were part of the positive changes ... so ...

Banyan Tree for Brian Bromberg Bow,
G.

 


| I forgot... | Day: 28 |

Who is Sharon again?

 


| Clas | Day: 28 |

LP - you're not a HyperFeminist? Are there such things as HYPERFeminists?

Either you're a Feminist or no.

Being a woman and not being a feminist, well, "Flying Blind" is the expression.

C, Feminist

PS/ Fuck Sharon

 


| lp, bringin on the spunk (?!!) | Day: 28 |

HA! never knew that other meaning of spunk - another male reference to mean "strength" as in, "wow, that took some serious balls" - i'm not a hyper-feminist actually; but i have found it intriguing that such male sexual exploits are used to mean positive attributes in someone, but yet we look at the word "hysterical" and well, you get my drift - i guess it will take a few more generations to clear up that linguistic mess, now won't it? that took some serious clit to type that, huh? - did you blush? see, these things take time i guess - LOL

back in my navy blue suit dear ward, not to worry [really big meeting tonight, won't be home dear, but i made you some stew] - i haven't gone to hell just yet in style - and yes (!), oleander will be a lovely addition to our trip- but do you, ole, drink martini's, we only pack the gin and vermouth, no vodka, hope that's okay...

angel - i rarely get all wacky about football, but after listening all last week to the national sports press and the pittsburg team/fans barely mentioning the game with the pat's and only referring to new orleans for the steelers, i felt they aptly deserved a kick in the patooty (did i just type that word?) - their fans actually had already made reservations for new orleans BEFORE saturday!!!!! - i usually keep the game(s) on as background noise on the weekends but this one i was riveted during [whilst addressing birthday invitations for both my daughter's separate birthday parties coming up in February, of course, hehehe, june lives baby, right gina?] - wow, what a game, i love that stuff!

i purchased the new john mayer cd as a necessary treat for myself, haven't given a listen yet, but will post thoughts - anyone else given this young man a try? i also got that industrial band that did "put the body in motion/start a commotion" thingy that was a mitsubushi commercial (for my 8 year old, please) and it's not bad for blasting out the car window on a sunny day, but don't tell anyone, you'll ruin my rep (smirk)...

lisa g, so glad to see you back - uptown baby!

 


| Aussie | Day: 28 |

Oleander: "Aus--I am extremely concerned about you [Ward & June] taking this perilous trip. You MUST take along a physician skilled in dealing with arthropod envenomation and ciguatera poisoning, at the very least. Please don't waste a moment --e me ticket & itinerary."

My lord Ole! How could I have been so reckless??! I'm E-blasting your E-tickets (first class, of course)as well as the itinerary right away...I only pray dear June doesn't mind sharing the cabanya with you once we all fly to St. Barth's....should I also be worried about beri-beri? What about other indigenous diseases??!! Now you've unwittingly stirred the closet microphobe in me....advise asap sil vouz plait..

Ward

 


| Howard | Day: 28 |

Welcome back Lisa G! Great to hear from you again - you've been missed.

Is that "making of Aja" feature a gem or is it a gem?!? So glad you're enjoying it.

So many highlights... nice insights into the differing personalities of the musicians too. If only they hadn't lost the damn multi-track master tapes from Aja and Black Cow though. Would just love to get some of the track-by-track breakdown on these songs. Oh well, shouldn't complain - there's so much other great material.

Howard

 


|  Sorry ... here is the link, the working link, right here »» | Day: 28 |

Awww... who cares?

 


| ß | Day: 28 |

Part 1 of a promising series of in-depth, insightful articles on the US response:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42754-2002Jan26.html

For those so inclined, of course.

Is it Timberlake or Logsplash?

Btw, notice both rallying drives ended with a pick. Patience, 2 minutes is a long time. Coulda run the damned thing a few times there, mix it up, no?

Jay Graydon, to my knowledge, never played on another SD track.
And there, in a nutshell, is my limited contribution.

µ - your cue...


 


| paul | Day: 28 |

Hey angel, happy belated birthday. Hope you had a good one:]

 


| PeriYellis | Day: 28 |

victor is.

good heart, good all around.

there must have been some incredible cosmic alignment when those guys got together.

shine and sparkle


 


| Mr Chow | Day: 28 |

Steveedan - Excellent. Where else but at Mr Chow's? That suits you too doesn't it JW? If I remember correctly, you are somewhat partial to Chinese food? Looking forward to the next time I'm in your town.

Cheers
Mr Chow.

PS. Hi to Miz Ducky. Everything alright up there in drizzle-land?

 


| steviedan @ the palace with dallas alice | Day: 27 |

a whole house attic fan defeat me ? you do not deny the MAASSS-ta' !!!

blaise, right, pee wee in there as the manager. you realize of course that master timberlake is from n-sync...

dr k. love ? i'm down ! they kicked ass ! listen to the doc, y'all !

hey charlie tokyo...

... and who's this "Lisa G" person ?

lol

ole, okay maybe two cartoons then, counting "johnny quest". two of the old monday night weirdos caught vic at ziggy's in winston-salem. said that it KILLED. mostly extremely nimble r & b, wooten-style sans futureman as you said. have you heard that future is down in the hoosegow ? down in the hoosegow ? people put him down 'cause that's the side of town he paid no taxes in...

 


| Tian | Day: 27 |

By the way, which one is Dan??

 


| WJAZ | Day: 27 |

Scott #1710
Think I have the answer to question #1...."Peg" pegged out at #11...
that, according to some old records of mine...I would have been
at a country format station (!) at that time....lessee....the rest
of the questions...better leave those to some other experts on this
GB...any easy questions? like who played Wally on Leave It To Beaver?

 


| Lisa G | Day: 27 |

HEY!!!!!!!!

How's everybody? Damn, I miss you guys. Been away too long. This is my first official post in the new format. And I must say it's strange. Guess old habits die hard.

Just had to burst in and tell angel--GUESS WHAT I JUST WATCHED ON MY NEW DVD PLAYER?

Uptown, baby. Finally to see Fagen's eyes, up close and personal without those damn shades. To hear just the background vocals to "Peg." (Who knew about the acoustic guitar part?) To hear and see those guys, all of 'em and the tracks all bare and stuff. Rainey was gentlemanly; Carlton, respectful; Herington, a pleasure to hear; and overall the anecdotes were worth the price of admission. And much was admitted. My only complaint was with the "Peg" solos segment. Playing the tidbits of the guitar solos that didn't make it was kinda in poor taste, IMO.

I've got to give it a few thousand more whirls. But quite frankly, I found it the best thing I've seen since Calle 54.

"Don't wear your heart on your sleeve." Hmm...good advice.

I’ll try to check in again soon. Right now, it’s time for bed. Early morning and two concerts tomorrow.

Nice to be back.

Lisa G

 


| oleander | Day: 27 |

steviedan--Victor Wooten et freres (sans FutureMan) were here at a small club last night (cara, where we went to see Jonatha Brooke), but by the time I strolled up it was sold out, dammit--the place was beseiged by dreaded Fleckies. Now of course R& B was/ is the best, but are there any current cartoons you like? Freakazoid, Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack?

BigFan--Glad you're back. Wonder if the Sporting News guy knows our bud kd?

Aus--I am extremely concerned about you [Ward & June] taking this perilous trip. You MUST take along a physician skilled in dealing with arthropod envenomation and ciguatera poisoning, at the very least. Please don't waste a moment --e me ticket & itinerary.

Dr. Kruger--man, you better get your cerumen disimpacted and wipe the spunk off your glasses--that $3.80 is what the check is written for, and can only be cashed if you answer the damn question!

Paul--Very funny article. Wish I could come get a snifty at the DSO.

 


| angel | Day: 27 |

LP: Could you restrain yourself? Congratulations! (Not like you did anything, but what the heck.) :-)

Dr. Warren K: I did what? Must have signed that check in my sleep. :-)

Big Fan: Hey, good to see you. Thanks for the links, as always.

W1P: Did you get that riot going? I wanted to be there so bad. :-(

Raining today. Nice day to just stay at home. Off tomorrow, wahoo!

 


| CHARLIE TOYKO | Day: 27 |

Heh,Heh alright you hepcats ?

 


| Doctor Warren Kruger | Day: 27 |

What the heck is going on?
Do I have to beg for it again?
"Dear Prudence"= Prudence Farrow
Don't tell me you knew this one too Dr. Mu!
Well, I've got to take off for Arthur Lee's Orgone Therapy sessions, but I'm really getting desperate here, Danners.
My last chance is steviedan- the king of music esoterica-
steviedan, tell them about who Arthur Lee and his band LOVE are, and why it's so important that we get him back to something resembling sanity so he can make his comeback and make me rich!
Orgonically Yours,
Dr. Warren K.

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 27 |

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Never underestimate your opponent - be careful how far you plan your future for you JUST NEVER KNOW

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| Bill/Go Pats! | Day: 27 |

Congratulations Patriots fans!
The Pats win 24-17 to advance to Superbowl XXXVI in
New Orleans...who woulda thunk it? A special pat on
the back to coach Bill Belichick who finally steps
out from under the shadow of Bill Parcells.
Enjoy the Superbowl Pats fans, you deserve it!

 


| Dano | Day: 27 |

Half Time , Outlaws have legged it and left me to watch the game.
Man City one side , Pittsburgh the other , but i wish John Madden was doing the commentary over here ??He is a real top guy.

Paul , had a quick snifty at the list will try and get to one??will be in touch mate??

Bac to the sauce and the fitba"

 


| Jeffrey T johnson | Day: 27 |

nice web page

 


| Doctor Warren Kruger | Day: 27 |

First of all, I'd like to thank the many Steeley Dan fans for the generous contributions they have made to the Rehab Arthur Lee Fund. I knew you people were easy marks- I mean, very quick with the buck, as far as rock and/or roll trivia is concerned.
That backwoods "voodoo queen" Oleander, was very generous for someone coming from that type of socio-economic background, although I was puzzled by the $3.80 remark.
Angel also showed that her wallet was as big as her uh heart- happy birthday from Dr.K. BTW.
The 2 Stev-ie-ee-dans came thru splendidly, although I could've used cash instead of comps for the tribute band thing. I'm sure I won't have any trouble scalping them in Sherman Oaks.
I've still yet to hear from some of our overseas friends, but I'm sure that's due to some mail strike those backwoods-I mean backwards countries are always going thru.
However, the rehab is not going so well. Indeed, it is almost as difficult to rehab a psycho rock and/or roll legend as it is to convince a 130lb. otterhound that he is not the Alpha-dog of the household.
So I guess it's necessary to reveal some more rock and/or roll esoterica that the good doctor has picked up from his once thriving practice.
From the Beatles' White Album- the song "Dear Prudence" was about Mia Farrow's sister Prudence's bout with agoraphobia whilst learning the secrets of the soul from that swingin' old Maharishi Mahesh Yogi in India.
So don't thank me, just send me some more money, Arthur Lee has not made a smooth transition to life on the outside. The plastic tubing, the timed-release deludin, the EST equipment- that's all very expensive stuff!
As another one of my rock and/or roll patients said before that unfortunate accident I had with his eyesight- "Don't delay, send yours in right a-way!
Nouveau Richely Yours,
Dr. Warren K.


 


| Aussie | Day: 27 |

LuckLess Pedestrian: Dearest June....in a recent salvo on these very pages you wrote: "but sad to say to ward, june does not have pearls and heels on doing this, an old eddie bauer sweatshirt and kahki's (sp)"

Now I'm really starting to worry my little shnook-shnook. Prescription to be administered ASAP: A WEEK of beauty, massages and relaxation at Canyon Ranch Spa in Tucson, Arizona....thereafter whisked away to St. Barth, West French Indies for another week of sun, sand, surf and wild passionate sex. Hang in there love....help is on its way...I'll be there as fast as I can.

Love.....Ward.

ps. Khakis.

 


| Paul Shotan | Day: 27 |

GINA........Sorry about the tornado leftovers coming your way.....must be something to do with all this commonality in Europe now.....the €, EEC etc etc....it seems we must have standardised weather too!!!! Don't forget you're on The DSO guest list any time!
Also I didn't know what the reference to GB was.......now I understand...sorry for cluttering up the pages with our listings!!

One point always amuses me: the use of the word "Spunk" in your last posting and used throughout American writing.....Don't you guys know what it means over in the UK? SEMEN!!!!!! I used to cringe with embarassment when the word would get used on tv in front of my parents....red faces all round...nothing said....all understood though! Still can't ever see us using the expression over here! Same with Fanny...it ain't the BACK side!
Oh the joys of linguistic mangling!

I HAD to bring this one back....now that you're all using Monopoly Money over there....Rule Britannia......as always...last in the pool....AND we keep our pants on just in case!!!


The New Euro Language "VAT DER FOK"

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the
other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have
1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will
make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraseful, and they
should go away. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze
unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar
changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech
uzer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

STEVEEDAN......thanks for all the warm greetings..feels real good to have a whole new branch of the family Stateside.

byeeeeeee for now...got some practicing to do,,cheers Paul

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it's not open."
Frank Zappa

 


| Clas a go go | Day: 27 |

Gina - you're excused. But what is this shit, have you left Your Dog with your parents? Hmmm...

Scotch - what "palace" means in Dallas? Well, if you ask me; it rhymes with Dallas. That's all there is to it.

C

 


| Gina | Day: 27 |

LOL LOL LOL
I seem to be stuck in yellow today ... had a little wingding with Gaucho who's keeping my parents from depression and illness, i miss that little muffin but he's in my heart and now my folks are young again and have fun playing soccer with a tennisball, Gaucho the Pele or Johan Cruijff, yes, why not throw in another one of those dutch wizards, eh?

Steveedan ... because i put it there with my own hands LOL
Nice to have access to Beasley's server and website, imagine, all those miles and water in between locations ... must give some credit to "Eg Man" Emiel van Egdom too since he's the one holding the reigns and the access in his Mac-kingdom, haha! Speaking of E. he's got plans to fly back to the States and work on projects with Tom McCauley who's also connected to bassist Brian Bromberg ... for a dutchman not bad, given the fact here in the Netherlands all he's experienced ever since his first band CULEA was jealousy and mayhem. I remember how folks reacted when they found out he recorded an album in the Chick Corea studios ... And recently, when he played here in Maastricht, i saw and heard people first get excited because of the music, then suddenly a negative swirl took over and they slammed him for working in the States ... When he was granted a scholarship for Berklee the same things happened ... Funny how people can't stand someone they "know", from their own neighbourhood to receive acknowledgment for his gift and talents ... And not because of connections or a network, but because of his talent! And he had to work hard as well in the States.

The conservatories here don't teach the way Berklee does for example .. Twenty years ago, when E. was a student there they knew computers would be the tools musicians had to use in the future .. Finale, Pro Tools etc etc.
A lot is more professional in the US.
DF and WB might take to the socio-economic structure of western Europe, at least back then in the seventies ... when it comes to music your country can't be surpassed in mastership, masterhood?!

Timberlakey B, okay, you want that name???

Clas, you're also a man of hidden treasures, all that knowledge stuffed in you, no wonder the Sternum Ache tries to get a hold of you sometimes ...
Somehow it seems to come with the territory ... but you have a rich life, rich awareness floating in you, ain't that what life's about, really ..
Gosh, from sentimental to goofy i go, may i be excused?

Banyan Tree Flower Power Peace Bow,
G.


 


| Clas @ work | Day: 27 |

Blaise - yes, bootlegger, in a hard competition with our Swampman. No, in fact, I won it here, on this very GBook, I could connect the names to the faces on a pic from the very first Steely Dan Fest ever. "St Louis, SEEE YOU NEXT YEEEER" was the First Prize.

---

Scott, is it Scott? As the whiskey? - Jay Graydon and David Foster (piano) have composed and produced a lot of stuff during the years. Al Jarreau, you know tha Sticky Whicket or whatever the album was called.

They also had a band called "Airplay" (I think).

They also wrote the mega hit "After the Love is gone". I saw Graydon with band (Bill Champlin, Porcaro, that Toto singer etc etc) a couple of times here in Stockholm. They were damn good live. But Graydons Albums are so fucked up with machines, no fun.

But he's still Big in Japan.

---

Howard - clavinet? I always thought that was a muted guitar. But you're right.

Have to check the chords again. I got the chords from Steely Dan Complete, the one who ends with Gaucho. There's a lot of stuff in that book that's wrong. I have been playing along with "Night by Night", "Any Major Dude" and "Barrytown" now for several days, it's so good, I just love that Steely Dan period.

---

Hi Cyn, Gina, LP and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL!

C

PS/ By the way: FUCK SHARON!

 


| Big Fan | Day: 27 |

Please notice new eamil. Cable modem is the way to go. I also set up a wireless network in our house to our son's computer - one floor down and about 40 ft away at the the other end of the house. Some things they don't tell you. 1500 ft is measured with a female carpenter's ruler. Metal doors, brick chimneys and even the metal box of your computer completely block the signal. In fact your body does a pretty good job too. New cell phones work on the same frequency. You must point both antennas at each other

OK Steely Dan stuff.
I miss Excite - I always used their news search to find out current info on the band. Geeez rumours of the next one. Thank God Hoops added my new email address to his list promptly. Such secrecy.

A few links concerning the band - perhaps new:
Spin Magazine leaves SD off their 50 greatest bands list.
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020109/re/music_greatest_dc_2.html


Gaucho slated for spring reales of new CD format - Super audio:
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20020108/en/music-universal_1.html
http://biz.yahoo.com/rf/020108/n08253665_1.html

I know this was in Hoops newsletter, but here's the link about the next one:
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/rolls/20020102/en/in_brief_townshend_alanis_1.html

Sporting News picks Steely Dan comeback as a pleasent surprise (Not as pleasant as the Eagles winning today):
http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/sn/20020123/sp/midseason_report_surprises_disappointments_and_predictions_1.html


 


| Blaise | Day: 27 |

Yes stevie dan, I saw that video recounting a typical Elton John backstage scene circa 72. And there's Pee Wee Herman going ballistic on a fan there. Ha! Didn't recognize the Timberlake (Is that like. a real name? What a cool name! I want that name!) character though. Guess that spoils it for me.

Best video these days: Canadian outfit (hehe) Barenaked Ladies use all their old videos into this one retrospective, making it seem like they were lip-synching this new song. And it works. The illusion is real. Amazing technical stuff.

Runner up: That Fatboy Slim dittie with Christopher Walken dancing and jumping all over the place, mostly improv. Inspired. There are still people up to the task of pushing the video envelope out there.

Can't believe I'm talking about music videos. For the record, stevie dan started it. Blame him.

Yes, October sounds good to me. It does for now.
And Peter Gabriel in 05, providing there still is a viable music industry.

Gina - No.
And nice pages documenting the current jazz scene in Holland. Must-see. Beasley playing Santa, priceless.

Pink - Will this tribute movie make it out on video anytime soon? Looks like a lot of fun.

 


| Steveedan | Day: 27 |

Hi Scott - your questions in post #1710 are intriguing to be sure. I hope that someone here has some of the answers for you, and the rest of us.

Hi Steviedan - always interesting to read your posts.

Belated Happy Birthday Angel - and many happy returns. Please send my regards to husband and J for me.

W1P - here am I, bummed again, had to handle nursing duty for my sick little guy. I hope you guys showed the folks in Orange County at the Anaheim House Of Blues that Which One's Pink can fill any house any time just like you did at the more famous and chic Hollywood House Of Blues. So sorry I could not be on hand.

To fellow keyboardist extrordinare Paul Shotan - your tour schedule is huge! How do you find the time to do anything else? You have another epic return e-mail from me. Let the questions, answers and shop-talk begin.

Congratulations to the Swedish tennis fans. Johansson beats Safin in the finals of the Australian Open.

Gina - a question for you ... how did my quote get onto the Beasley site? Not that I am complaining ...

I am working on a new chart for "Do It Again". I am re-creating one of the live versions with the re-worked chords and that killer rhythm jam at the conclusion of the song. This one might be proprietary, but maybe not, we'll see ...

The wife is up ... she caught me staying up way too late AGAIN on the computer. Off to bed (it sure beats the couch - ouch !!)

Good morning Campers !!!


Stevee-uncle ernie-Dan

(In reference and reverence to the DVD of The Who live at the Isle of Wight 1970 - Keith Moon was amazing to watch.)

 


| Gina | Day: 27 |

Howdy Steviedan!!!!!
VICTOR WOOTEN, YES YES YES. The Yin and Yang ... and that shivers down the spine thing he does with his kid .. where his bassline is gliding along the intonation of her baby-toddlerish yabbadabbadoo ...
There's also a mean version of Ray Brown, Christian McBride and John Clayton doing their PAPA WAS A ROLLING STONE thang ..
aah, these basses ...

renovating stopping time in the musical archives ...
don't hold out on us if you come across something special!!!

Banyan Tree Bassline Bow,
G.

 


| steviedan | Day: 27 |

return from cosmic cathartic de-materializing and reorganization...

fear and loathing in the attic and basement with the complete bird on verve...

in other words, phase one of renovations complete. our second floor is prepped to be transformed...

while artfully organizing my music magazine archives, i noted that downbeat and musician have both always been dan-friendly. also, an archivial thanx to pete fogel for the metal legs i enjoy re-perusing...

"steviedan album of the week or two" (TM): "just add water" by bass extremes aka victor wooten and steve bailey. guest list: dennis chambers, oteil burbridge, anthony jackson, john patitucci, & billy sheehan. i think this speaks for itself.

2 words: rocky and bullwinkle. there are no other cartoons.

dr warren, yeah i've heard the clock thing (25 or 6 to 4) but more specifically, on ACID. ah, early chicago with terry kath. or through the sixth album, maybe...

miz d, i caught a remy shand video and despite slight repetitious tendencies (see also- craig david), he is definitely soulful and skilled. very curious to hear the whole record...

happy birthday to our angel...

brubeck was one of the nicest cats i've ever met. he and woody herman both...

dave, thanx for the enviable namm colour...

jjeff, drag about the rankins. goosebump harmonies...

hi to gina and aja...

anyone catch that elton john video with justin timberlake as early reg ? interesting...

back

 


| scott | Day: 27 |

hey all-
just a few questions:

1) How high did "Peg" chart?
2) Did Jay Graydon play any other solos besides "Peg"? What else has he done outside of Steely Dan?
3) What has Denny Dias done outside of the Dan?
4) Who played the solo on "Everything You Did"? How about "Rose Darlin"?
5) What/where is "the palace" referred to in the song "Dallas"?
6) Why was "Bodhisattva" never released as a single?!!! Was it at least a B-side? I know the live version was...
7) In the Sweet book, he mentions that Don and/or Walt made a few comments about YES during an interview in the 70s. Anyone know what was said?


Thanks in advance for any answers to these!

 


| Gina | Day: 26 |

Aloha Paul, here across the North Sea small pond in the Netherlands we suffer the leftovers of your Tornado, it's around the yellow bricks of the house i live in and against the windows. Very funny i live in a YELLOW house and my zipcode includes GB ... how's that for wacky coincidence, how can i forget about these pages ever this way??????
I saw that, i've been roaming around the Danny Steel pages a few months ago. I remember enthused people and now you post this long long impressive list here .. Dano, think of it, continious muellering&Danmusic, how's about that! :-)

LP, it was fun talking to you yesterday ... i so admire your spunk to do it all, a fulltime job, kids, household, husband, social life, cooking dinners, music and online fun .. and it's safe to say Blaise kind of is taken and charmed by your skateboarded&Ramones days, you're just as strange as most of the Steely adepts around here and elsewhere, hahaha. Strange in a way you would be wrapped in all kinds of labels if you let people stick 'em on you, throughout the years. Pogo and catching dogs in Boston ...
The prerogative of individuality, right? And so in the SD groove!!
Have a great Sunday :-)

Blaise, you don't mind me sharing this, do you? It's the sweet thing being part of a forum, over time you get to know some of the folks here, the little things painting vivid pictures and all ... Sunday morning and sentimental moods hit me, the wonders of internet communication!

yeah Tones, where are you? Steviedan? Aja? Chere? NotMyNancy?Miz Ducky .. did you finish and publish your sf story yet, those chapters on your website rang in my ear the other day, those wings and flying ...

Banyan Tree Cassandra Wilson Sounds Perfect Today Bow,
G.

 


| Dragon | Day: 26 |

Dano -- No Orlando DanNight or Day Out yet, the holidays were coming up, my sister was coming into town. Then it was January and Floridavid was going out of town and lately I've been very busy. But thanks for the reminder, I just emailed those who let me know they were interested with my new email address.
As for "NYPD Blue", that is, over here, a Television series which has been on for many years.

Angel -- Happy Belated Birthday

Dragon

 


| Floridavid | Day: 26 |

Angel-Happy B-Day Girlie! David
P.S. Tell your husband to take you out on the town

 


| Paul Shotan | Day: 26 |

Hiya one and all from a soaking wet,tornado....yes TORNADO ripped UK..heard it on the news...... somewhere up north today. Whatever, it's freeeeeeezin' here..thought I'd warm myself by the friendly fireside that is banyantrees.net

DANO here's the gig list so far (hope it's ok to do this on this site?........please tell me if not!!!), but lots more dates will be coming in very soon so please check back at the site for the latest or join the emailing list.......as for a get together...that would be GREEEAAATT...love to meet you and any other Danfans up for a night out with the next best thing:The DSO...clearly 'Dan

February
Fri 1st The Irish Centre,High St,Deritend,Birmingham,UK
Opening Night Double-Header with THE TREVOR BURTON (ex MOVE) BAND
tickets 0795 003 3155 Ł10 (bar 'til 2am)

Sat 9th ROCHDALE TRANSPORT CLUB
Baron Street, Rochdale, Lancashire
venue 01706 646070 box office 01706 632087

Sat 16th THE STUMBLE INN
264 Walsall Road,Bridgtown,Cannock,Staffordshire,WS11 3JL
tickets 01543 502077

Sat 23rd THE HARE & HOUNDS
High Street,Kings Heath,Birmingham
venue 0121 444 2081

March
Sat 2nd THE BACKDOOR CLUB at THE TORRINGTON
4 Lodge Lane,North Finchley,London N12
venue 0208 4454710 box office 0208 568 0612

Sat 16th THE GREEN CLUB,The Green,Darlaston,near Walsall,West Midlands

Sat 23rd RAYNER'S HOTEL
Imperial Drive,Village Way East,Rayner's Lane,Harrow,Middlesex
venue 0208 8661666 tickets 0208 568 0612

Sun 31st THE WORCESTER PARK
Park Terrace,Malden Rd,Worcester Park,Surrey
venue 0208 337 1015

April
Sat 6th THE OLD MILL
West Heath Road,Northfield,Birmingham,West Midlands
0121 475 1337

May
Sat 11th THE BONINGTON THEATRE
High Street,Arnold,Nottingham NG5 7EE
venue 0115 956 0733 box office 0115 967 0114

Sun 12th THE OLD MILL

June
Sun 23rd THE OLD MILL

August
Sat 3rd THE GREEN CLUB

Sun 4th THE OLD MILL

September
Sun 15th THE OLD MILL

October
Sat 12th THE GREEN CLUB

Sun 27th THE OLD MILL

December
Sun 8th THE OLD MILL

Nuff advertising and self-promotion!!!!

STEVEEDAN.........emails a coming.....LOVED all your tales of Dandom!!!

JJEFF...thanks for the kind comments on the website..it's only taken me 4 years to get it somewhere near right......sign in sometime...be nice to talk to you!

Rehearsals going great..all set for our first show of 2002...now updated with IGY and RUBY BABY and the complete, full technicolour LIVE version 2000 BOSTON RAG.....whhhoooooo...tingles down the spine job! Can't wait to sock it to 'em........anyone coming along? New venue, great double show, late bar, sunny Birmingham Town (well you can't have everything!!!)

cheers, Paul Shotan: The Danny Steel Orchestra...clearly 'Dan
"close your eyes and you'll be there, it's everything they say"

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 26 |

hey angel - hope you had a good day

to the UK mates and those interested in cooking - have a chastleton pot roast in the simmering oven in the old AGA now - substitutin mushrooms for celery and rutebega (sp) for parsnip - everything is measured in weight in my AGA/UK cookbook, us rebels over the pond are so clueless at such things

when i was in college (82-86), my friend studying at julliard (bass - jazz/fusion) heard wb/df were "in studio" and a "new one" was due out soon and i completely bought into it, only to be disappointed later - i think he really told me that as a come-on line that i believe at the time worked and disappointment likely did NOT follow - lol, silly youth, i suppose

dano - much obliged you posting the dictionary thingy below - yes, Rob is ready for some muellering tomorrow afternoon at kick-off - pittsburg fans have mentally skipped over the game and all they talk about is new orleans, like this game tomorrow doesn't even exist - hopefully the players will have a similar attitude and we surprise them, hehehehehe, hey i can dream

aus - how are you dear? june misses you horribly (see below, she has sunk so terribly low)

gina - on my 4th load of laundry, mae is at basketball, theresa down for a nap (in underwear, yipes, did i mention she is training herself - just went cold turkey on monday on her own by request, who knew), have a cooking show on (why are they all based in california, no offense to the left coast, but come on!) as i do my pick-up - but sad to say to ward, june does not have pearls and heels on doing this, an old eddie bauer sweatshirt and kahki's (sp) - anyways thanks for the chat earlier

oleander, hey, how did you know? lol - that was at the outdoor concert at the modern art museum in lincoln, mass (hey nmn, you there buddy?)

tones, you lurkin?

ken starr, go get em, man - this will be an original USA Network movie next year for sure - but now it really is so sad, the latest death really hit me

happy saturday - GO PAT's!!!!! (there is a hilarious parody of the brady bunch theme around our quarterback, tom brady, that is on the radio now - too funny!)

 


| Slated Slew | Day: 26 |

Ange - Thirty years ago, we could first afford a thrill, for example... 'twas sometime in the fall of '72, October to be more precise.
That would coincide with... the Choir Olympics in Busan, Korea.
Yeah... makes sense. ;-)

ß


 


| angel | Day: 26 |

OMG! Dano, I actually understood your message. "Give you a call on the phone". Sorry you have the inlaws over, but your wife will owe you big time after it is all over. :-)

Blaise: How nice of you to say that. I fully expected you to tell me I am old again. (Remember the recent parody.)
Significant dates in '02.... 02/02/02, 02/22/02 (too early)
20/11/02 aka 11/20/02 (palendrome done european style, my husband's idea). That one would work, because it will release just before the Holiday season.
For next year. 01/02/03 (unfortunately, right after the Holiday season, but look at 2VN's release date).

Gina: Do you have the '93 recording when Donald goes, Sorry...oooh, angel.
That is my favorite. :-)

 


| Dano | Day: 26 |

Angel Happy Birthday , I"m holed up with the outlaws give me a bell on the old Dog And Bone and rescue me Please!!

If not have a dooser of a night wee lassie??

 


| Dano | Day: 26 |

St Al,

Kylie Minogue now she is a wee stoater (REALLY GOOD).

Going to the (Battle Cruiser) Boozer for a wee Swallie (Few Buds).

Have a wee Snifty (LOOK)at the form of that horse called Steely Dan.

PG , Album this year ??Is that right Pat??

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 26 |

Yeah, and Peter Gabriel's new one will be out this year too!

Actually, this statement is probably true. However, I started hearing similar statements about PG's yet-to-be-released album (called "Up") about 4 years ago...

Not to rain on anyone's parade but whenever I read these things I give 'em the serious hairy eyeball..

My money is still on 2003

StAl

 


| Blaise aboot legging | Day: 26 |

Slated? As in scheduled. programmed, timetabled, agendaed?

Now that's a dooser, mates. When we leggin' it??

Remember ole, the release date for Two against Nature had this "significance". It was a leap year date and a special one at that. Is there such a significant date coming up this year?

We have to rule out angel's birthday now, since it's passed, even if it was the most significant date I could think of. ;-) I was told angels did not age and this is the closest I've come to the real thing so I never expected a "birthday" to come around.

"Where is Tones , has he legged it oot the toon or what??"
"leggin' it out the toon", meaning leaving whatever this here is, my all-time fave. I couldn't have put it better, wee mate.

Clas. a bootlegger? OMG...

 


| Duncan | Day: 26 |

Help!!!
Need to purchase an old piece of kit...
But from where?
''Panasonic 650mb 24-speed scsi PD/CDROM drive''

Any clues
db

 


| Gina | Day: 26 |

No flies on me ... listening to the St.Louis Cd's Clas sent me ..
"I don't mind" .. light breakfast 09.03 am


Happy B-day, Ange!

 


| Ken Starr | Day: 25 |

re; post 1657

Mu, my boy. Your instincts are noteworthy but your facts are, shall we say Bankrupt? Perhaps Judge Rosenthal had reasons to let the Enron boys go. Afterall, the attorneys are her friends.

http://www.newsday.com/business/nationworld/sns-enron-probe-ct.story
excerpt:
"In Houston federal court, the judge hearing 45 lawsuits filed over Enron's implosion has notified attorneys she would withdraw. In a court filing, U.S. District Judge Lee Rosenthal cited acquaintanceships with two of the defense lawyers involved. One, she wrote, is her child's godfather, and the other was best man at her wedding. In a 2000 financial disclosure, Rosenthal stated that she owned Enron stock, according to Texas Lawyer magazine. Rosenthal did not return phone calls Monday."

But what troubles me the most is your assertion that Sen. Lieberman has taken in $250K of Enron graft. From the same story the following excerpt;

"The company was a generous contributor to campaigns in both parties, giving 71 senators a total of $530,000 and 188 House members a total of $603,000 between 1989 and 2001, according to a Center for Responsive Politics tally.....
In the Senate, top Enron recipients who also sit on the Governmental Affairs Committee, which is examining the company, include Sens. Pete Domenici, R-N.M., with $12,000 in contributions from Enron, and Robert Bennett, R-Utah, with $8,053 from the energy trading giant.

Other committee members who had received Enron donations include: Chairman Joseph Lieberman, D-Conn., $2,000 (in 1993-94); Sens. Thad Cochran, R-Miss., $3,000; Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, $3,000; Robert Torricelli, D-N.J., $1,000; and Jim Bunning, R-Ky., $769. Sen. Jean Carnahan, D-Mo., received $1,000 last June but returned it six days later.

Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, R-Texas, who is not on the panel, received $99,500 from Enron in the same period."


Looks like the R's got most and the biggest contributions but that's no surprise is it?. Lieberman got his when Enron was actually earning their reputation. Your faulty information is surprising. See you in court....

 


| angel | Day: 25 |

Ole: Isn't that just too cool. I spent my lunch hour looking at old Steely Dan Home pages, to see if it looks like it might be getting close.
By comparing what is currently on the homepage, to what went on for the last one. The best I could come up with was, probably not very. I think the 2003 thing might be it, but I still have my hopes on a fall '02 release with a tour during this summer, if they can get enough in the can. How about just a few dates, just to keep fresh. :-)

Thanks so much for all the Birthday wishes. My favorite was an e-greeting from Snakehips, that had an angel playing a song on a piano. It was just too cool. Ended up with pizza and beer for dinner. No Cuervo Gold at that restaurant. Lots of cards and a few gifts. Almost worth seeing another year go by.

Gina: I did check out the Beasley pics. The back stage one's were obviously the better shots. Regarding Michael McDonald. As my Steely work friend said, Michael gets around. His voice is so distinctive, too. So he never gets lost in a crowd.

W1P: Inciting to riot is a federal offense. :-)

 


| W1P | Day: 25 |

You're my a yeah ang L, come and see me tonight

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 25 |

Re: #1692 -- Ms. Oleander, my friend, you have made my day. I'm just so overcome with emotion ... I know there's no full moon tonight, but I feel a Howl of Excitement coming on ...

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Damn! That felt good!

/the Mam'zelle
(Nothing like further hints of New Dan to get the pulse to racing)

P.S. Heya Ed! I know you're out there ...

P.P.S. Happy happy birthday Angel!

 


| oleander | Day: 25 |

HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get over to the BlueBook and check out Ed's post--it's a stoater--or let me give you the bottom line:

"In addition to the yet-to-be-named Steely Dan CD slated for a 2002 release, Scheiner is currently in the studio with Natalie Cole, and recently produced the audio segments of the Country Music Awards (CMA)."

Are you ready for The Next Betting Pool???

Angel, consider that a birthday present, if an inadvertent one! Hoist a few for me, & happy birthday.

B(l)aiser rouge--You free? I got your ticket right here.

lp--sounds great. Now I'm getting stoked. And picturing you in beads & tie-dye swaying whitely to "Take Five."

Fr Wm--Great story. Any news on an eastern swing?

Danooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 25 |

ANGEL - Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


| The Lizard King | Day: 25 |

Any Colour You Like? The two most common questions we get (other than "when are you going to play Echoes again?") are (1) when are you playing an 18 and over show? and (2) when are you playing Orange County? Well, Which One's Pink? -- Southern California's Pink Floyd tribute band -- answers both of these questions Saturday night, January 26, 2002 at 9:00 p.m. sharp when we make our debut at the House of Blues® Anaheim, 1530 S. Disneyland Dr. (714.778.BLUE). Which One's Pink? will be opening for one of the most famous tribute bands in the world -- Wild Child, the excellent Doors tribute featuring Dave Brock channeling Jim Morrison. The House of Blues has questioned our ability to draw a crowd in Orange County -- so please come out and help us prove that we are worthy. Doors open at 7:00 p.m. and Dylan tribute Highway 61 revisited goes on at 8:00 p.m. http://www.whichonespink.com -- Sign On You Crazy Diamond!

 


| Bill/This should help St. Al | Day: 25 |

Larry's Aussie Slang and Phrase Dictionary is quite
handy in deciphering all forms of Aussie corespondence.

http://members.tripod.com/~thisthat/slang.html

:)

 


| :) | Day: 25 |


As you might have suspected, Don and Walt are still
hard at work on the new CD...

 


| Aussie | Day: 25 |

Beemer,....here's my three stabs at it:

1. Stoater: A pint of ale

2. Swallie: A potent potable

3. Snifie: A line of blow.

Everybody: Have a great weekend!

Aus

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 25 |

Dano: Define please...

1. Stoater
2. Swallie
3. Snify

I'm pretty sure I'm down with bollox and dooser, but those other 3 are a little fuzzy.

StAl

 


| Bill/Sorry Angel... | Day: 25 |

Hey today's Angels B'day? Happy Birthday kid!
How's it feel to be 21? Hey you can't drink
legal now!

Being a grownup is too cool...except for the
property taxes thing, we could do without that
i think.

Have a happy one! You deserve it.

:)

 


| Dano | Day: 25 |

Bad Sneakers , What about Bertie and his first game ??That was a stoater!!
I was in Spain and France for two world cups , but we need to start getting new blood soon or else we will be stuck with Dodds , Booth etc etc.

Are you in for a swallie at a Danny Steel night??

 


| Dirk | Day: 25 |

1681: Beverly Hills so nice, had a sojourn there some years ago, borrowed a house on Oakhurst Drive for a good couple of weeks. BTW have they got a Becker and Fagen menu at Larry Parker's yet ?

Couple of great LA moments: Dancing with two superbly-looking twin blondes with upgraded front parts in top floor of Roxy's; asking for the Let Me Ride video by Dre at Parker's and this black waitress retorting "Hey, you can let me ride, Honey.. " (whilst making some funky moves with her hips); ashes from Laguna Beach landing on the gold-metallic Mercedes
in the drive way; Fabio dining at a window table somewhere on so. Beverly Dr.

"Here come those Santa Ana winds again..."
Oh well..
regards,
Dirk

Ps. Fabio - where's he now ?

 


| Steveeeeeeedan | Day: 25 |

I had a couple of typo again. Sorry Clas, but you see, I AM lazy.


Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedan

(Inspired by Danoooooooooooooooooooooooo !)

 


| Steveedan | Day: 25 |

Hello Mr. Chow - It's nice to get a message from you. I remember when you had come through Los Angeles a few months ago, and were trying to get a hold of JW. If all goes well (because 2/3 of my family are coming down with colds which might make nursing duty for me mandatory), I have plans to get together with JayDubs this Sunday. So, I think it would be a great plan to have the three of us get together - purhaps at Mr. Chow's on Camden Drive in Beverly Hills, so that we can eat at "your" restaurant, and reminisce about the good old "glamour profession" days.

Anyone else who would like to join in the (no-to-illegal) fun, you are welcome. Mr. Chow is a fantastic restaurant with top-notch cuisine. A little pricey, but it is great.

I would also like to say hello to the growing UK contingent of posters here on the GB - Danooooooooo, Dunk, and of course, to my new keyboard buddy, Paul S.

To all the rest, have a nice weekend. (And pray the little girls still throw roses.)


Steveedan

 


| Bad S | Day: 25 |

Dano

Whit aboot me min - Can ah no cum alang like ???

You bring the Cuervo gold ah'll organise the rest

Ach OK - Ah'm awa' tae' git swallied

No a bad draw fir us in the Euro Champs eh boys ???
Faroe Isles here ah come !

Lang Live Rabbie Burns !

 


| Dano | Day: 25 |

Paul Shotan , can you put your gigs list up on the old GB mate , might have a snifty if your in my area??

lp , is Rob going to be Muellered this weekend ??Is the Pats gonna win ??
I will have $20 Bucks on a win double.

Talking of betting Steely Dan runs tomorrow at Lingfield in the 3.10 if any Brits fancy a bet ?? It has a good chance and if it gets beat, I will be on the Dog And Bone to Walter And Don for a Refund??

Duncan , TWM , Paul S , what about a Steely get together at one of your gigs?? Nobody is getting keen or what ??

Dragon , how are things in Florida??Did you have that mini Dan Fest yourself??

Has anyone over the water heard anything about "Gangs Of New York" by Scorsese , and NYPD Blue . Two of the most eagerly awaiting events in the world and I dont know what the scoop is ?? Anyone any clues??

Where is Tones , has he legged it oot the toon or what??

TWM , Trip to Cardiff for Worthington cup final and Back in Glaesga for oor cup final??But a bet you say Blackburn and the Huns.

Gina , Im still sneakin aboot??

Quiet weekend coming up , got the outlaws coming over so need to be on best behaviour??Bollox to that............

Have a Dooser people
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano

 


| Gina | Day: 25 |

Aloha Ange .. as soon as that Lighthouse Browser filled my screen with the GB, i read your post and the words Michael McDonald .. guess who i am listening to right now, his Blue Obsession .....don't you just love these threads that keep on coming where you least expect ...?

Yep LP, loud & clear, thank you :-)
Does this mean i can now get any leftover from one of your extensive dinners your infamous for by now lol ...

B, you're a dead giveway each time you post, nah, you're writing style does the trick if ever there is one, you edgeful canuck :-)

Dano, Al, Tones, Steviedan, you all muellered????

Banyan Tree Have a Nice Weekend Bow,
G.

 


| angel | Day: 25 |

David: Well, that explains why I could not get in touch with you. Obviously, it was not to be. I am glad you had a good time.

I was listening to 2 Against Nature yesterday, I realized that it is even more layered then any other Steely Dan album. I am not the best a figuring out instruments, etc, but I was trying to work on Almost Gothic and all these wonderful sounds are coming at me. I have no idea how they did it and with what instruments. The liner notes tell part of the story, but not everything. I think I will leave it at sonic nirvana and move on.... (Help me, Mu)

For my birthday I asked for Ambrosia, Life Beyond LA. I got tired of listening to the album in 30 second snippets on Amazon.com. Since my husband is online ordering challenged, we went shopping for it. It ended up that they did not have it at the stores we visited, so I compromised and got their Anthology. It had 4 of the cuts I wanted, and a bunch more stuff. As I was listening to the cuts I had never heard before, I can hear Michael McDonald singing. So I grab the liner notes and find out that both he and Royce Jones were memebers of the group in the late 70's and early 80's. As they said in the notes, Steely Dan alumni.
Favorite line from Life Beyond LA - "Livin' out here you soon come to know that it ain't how good you are as much as who you know and how you fake it". I hear similar words quite often at my workplace. :-)

To put this birthday of mine in perspective, I was probably around 22 when Donald and Walter wrote "Hey 19". That makes me feel a bit better. Maybe I will break out some Cuervo Gold tonight, in their honor. :-)

 


| lp | Day: 25 |

ole - brubeck indeed tells great stories, they are a wonderful addition to his set - especially about his travels: at a show in 1987 in Lowell, Mass he spoke of his trip to japan before commencing 'kyoto song' it brought tears listening to that tune after you heard his impressions - please post your review after you go - now i'm bummin that i didn't get tickets to next month's show at harvard again, hmph! my husband and i have almost a dead-like approach to seeing him in concert, we are at about a dozen now, lol

on grunge - i went through a period where i was into it then got burnt out by the noise and sometimes a little too much angst/anger, but now with post-grunge soundgarden, creed and others, i seem to be pulled back in, it fits my mood of late:

standing with my enemies
hung on my horns
with haste and reverie
killing with charm

rhinosaur - soundgarden

gina - did you get my message?

ge - great comparison, and i did send it along to people, thanks!

sh - have a nutty day ahead of me, will write more this weekend or next week, sorry for my terseness

angel - what's new?

 


| safe harßor. sound gardens, sleeper cells... | Day: 25 |

Yep. But StAl, isn't it our jobs as citizens of the free world to help find these evildoers? You now did your part by telling us his real name and how he acted rather suspiciously in your presence once in a Seattle bar. Good work.
Let's round 'em up!
Nah... I was just illustrating the fact that it's a tough job since we could lineup a thousand guys who'd fit this particular profile, given we'd strap a towel on their heads, of course.

That Ashcroft dude comes across as a real tough bitch, btw, very anal. Move ober Janet Reno.

Overheard Mu singing:
"I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break, mon
I'm gonna break that musky case:
Enron"
Get that one, StAl? My fave.

Recipe for Soundgarden-style Soufflé: You take a little Sabbath circa Dio, lose Satan there, keep that vague existential angst, expound on the fuzz box-driven hooks, solidify that heavy bottom a little et voila!
I like it. It's a kind of throwback to 70's glam rock, like a little synthesis of it all. And since people were left jonesin' throughout the eighties for it, when it came back, in the form of grunge or the "Seattle Sound", it all felt like a breath of fresh air, if well done. It certainly was the case here.
I like new bands if they take me back to my youth like that, sure. Just like little Gwen doing Love to Love You Baby, btw. Donna Summer's steamy sounds of love were more convincing though. She wasn't faking it back then. Nowadays, everything must hide behind this insincere facade, darn.
But I disgress...

Yes Howard and that tasteful use of the wah pedal throughout is interesting too. Who dunnit yet?

ole - I hear you're mad about Brubeck...
Ugh... I know, it's lame. I'll shut up now.

JJJJJJeff- It is my duty to warn you. Nova Scotia might tumble into the sea first. Or so I've heard anyway. Something about fast rising tides...

ß

 


| paul | Day: 25 |

jjeff - The Congolese Band were performing on the SLOPES of Table Mountain, not on top, although that would also be possible. They performed in Kirstenbosch, the most beautiful botanical garden in the world(no, I'm not biased!). Didn't want you getting the wrong idea now.

 


| Mr Chow | Day: 25 |

jjeff (1602) - Thanks for your thoughts. I certainly enjoy the alternate versions as well.

Paul Shotan (1638)- I couldn't agree with you more! That blood and sweat was worth bottling - the results are invaluable.

Steveedan - I didn't realise you were in SoCal. Next time I'm over I'll give you advance warning.

JDubz - Still need that contact number for next time!

Cheers.
Mr Chow

 


| father william | Day: 24 |

Ole: I wasn't referring to your post but to some misguided childs post. I've seen the Brubeck Quartet three times, all in the '60s when it included Paul Desmond. Two of the performances were free, one at the University of Nebraska and one at Nicholls State in La. The non-free one was the Friday night that I first arrived in Dallas after leaving L.S.U. to work for Collins Radio Company. I went to the performance site and was told that it was sold out, even the cheapest seats which was all I could afford ($2) but then they released a block of VIP seats, front row center, I got my pick of one of those. He was supposed to appear here in Boulder about five years ago but the performance, a sell out, was cancelled. That's when I learned that TicketBastard will refund ticket price but not their exorbidant handling charge.

 


| oleander | Day: 24 |

Aus--Thanx for the reassurance re Dave Brubeck. Look, I love the guy, and badly want to see him once, anyway; this friend's comments really bummed me out. Sure, he may have had an off night, and actually, I probably wouldn't even mind spending the evening just listening to him tell stories. So I got my tickets, and we'll see.

Fr Wm--Please note that in my post I said NOTHING about retirement, quitting, age, etc. I hope to keel over into my grave busy.

Mu--But what you were saying wasn't clear to me, even in context. You were just being Socratic, no? I am even more convinced that we were separated at birth--good thing, after nine months of arguing.

 


| Gina | Day: 24 |

Howard, Clas ... just LOVE your sign language, i have a chromatic scales watch these days :-)

well, no article yet on Beaz, a few more weeks so i have some more info on his work for Tommy LiPuma .. BUT i have a few photo albums, check the URL above ... Zan Gardner also in it, the singer who had lunch with Bernard Purdie, mentioned by Floridave if i recall right when fastscroll reading here ...
pictures of americans in Europe and europeans who footprinted across the big ponds etc etc. and funny enough, we all live in the same neighbourhoods sort of ... life's just great, right?

Banyan Tree Picture Trailed Bow,
G.

 


| jjeff | Day: 24 |

Another heavy snowfall warning tonight for most of N.S., but the coast(me) usually gets just slush.

1617-Blaise: One of the great ironies of organized religions. The richest institutions on earth whose purpose basically is to help people. Don't get me started.

1622-Paul: The Congolese Band sound like a good time, and ON Table Mountain? The only shots I've seen of it are of a road running around the edge overlooking Capetown, no? Must have been a beautiful sight. And "there's joy in repetition".

1657-Mu: Clas had me fooled. Thanks for making me double-take.

Clas: If Zevon and Browne could trade voices and lyrics, they'd both be better men. I've seen Zevon on Letterman doing Rasberry Beret. That was great!

I'm hoping for a mother of a storm. I'm one of those people who say,"Bring it on, Mother Nature. Test me( as long as the power doesn't go out)!!!"

MC must be on heavy rotation. Hibernating?


 


| lp | Day: 24 |

hey dirk - in the town i work in, we have an insurance agency called "lewis and clark insurance" - a little american history joke there.....

 


| Dirk | Day: 24 |

Hi all. Just discovered yesterday that a Walter Becker runs an insurance agency in the Northern part of Norway, alongside another Becker (Roger Becker) - probably his brother, son or father.

Would be great for a Dan fan to have the insurance papers signed by Walter Becker ? *S*

Regards,
Erik - writing from Norway

 


| Wally | Day: 24 |

My computer can beat up your computer! nyah-nyah!!!


Tell me, is this what's happened to cyber-society?

I wonder what's going on at the Soundgarden site - smirk...

 


| Bill/the true meaning of | Day: 24 |

Lets see now Chips...,

You are running MS Internet Explorer 4.01 under Windows98.
I am running MS Internet Explorer 6.0 under Windows XP.
Who is the REAL riff-raff here?
I rest my case...

:)

 


| Chips | Day: 24 |

Ha, yes, riff-raff-r-US

I walked into that one very directly, now didn't I? It was too easy for you, really now, think big with your challenges......

As if my posts take up any space in here, and my flames are far more generalized than others.

And my posts are very predictable, unlike Sybil - LOLOLOL

 


| ?......! | Day: 24 |

but in the case of Chips here it does'nt appear to
be working does it?

 


| Chips | Day: 24 |

I thought this new format was supposed to keep out the riff-raff...

 


| Bill/did'nt think i'd remember the image thing huh? | Day: 24 |

:) <-----how this?

 


| image thing : take 2 | Day: 24 |


 


| Bill/why use a limo anyway? | Day: 24 |

On the way to the concert, St. Al assured Walter that
they would probably make it on time...

img src="http://www.hotrodder.com/NMRA/smokin.jpg"

 


| W1P | Day: 24 |

St Al, not too many, but you can count me in. I have a friend (who is sitting in with W1P this Saturday) who has a band called Numira and was in a band called Choking Ghost. He's a Berklee grad and his vocals are very Cornellish. There's a link to his site on the which one's pink? site if you want to hear what I'm talking about. Signed, Temple of the Dog

 


| µ | Day: 24 |

1612-1616: Clas, who says you can't have fun talking to yourself??! Very funny...


Ken Starr: Get off the yer Malibu beachfront and look into
Judge Lee H. Rosenthal! Her office can be reached @ (713) 250-5517.

On January 9th, US District Court Judge Lee Rosenthal refused to freeze the profints of Enron officers despite her own citing of a 1999 Supreme Court precedent (source: Houston Chronicle). She declined to put a restraining order on the acounts of 29 Enron executives and board members in a lawsuit filed on the behalf of a number of worker retirement funds (401K holders). Her excuse was that she sound no evidendence that "...any defendant has, or is likely to conceal the stock sales proceeds or profits, or place the beyond reach..." In other words, no one to her knowledge has purchased a fucking ONE-WAY ticket to RIO yet!!!!!!

Typical Washington politics - while the fox (Joe Lieberman in charge of the investigation with his $250,000 contributions from Enron and staff heaviily involved with the company) guards the hen house (fer chrissakes even Ashcroft recused himself for $60,000), the real bad guy are still rolling in dough and Lexii (plural for Lexus?) and Steely Dan t-shirts!

BAN ALL SOFT MONEY FROM COMPANIES AND PACs AND UNIONS NOW

Many retirees have gone from a comfortable cache of capital (1/2 million and up) to like $5000-30,000 total capital - just try living off that interest at 2%...

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 24 |

Dave -- I concur on your assessment of Ricky Lawson. Very nice fellow indeed. Sounds like a gas.

And while we're dropping names, I'm wondering what that picture of Soundgarden means? If it is to imply Kim Thayil looks like a terrorist I can only tell you looks are deceiving. Last Summer I ran into him at a local watering hole and offered to buy him a drink. He turned the drink down but was nice enough to come over and introduce himself and thank me for the offer. Another genuinely nice rocker. And I've got to tell you his outward appearance can be a little intimidating. I was especailly happy with the fact I was wearing my Steely Dan tour hat when he came over. Not too many Steely Dan/Soundgarden fans out there...

Pat

 


| Floridavid | Day: 24 |

Hello Everyone- yes I saw some Stars. I spent some time with Bernard Purdy
on thursday and sunday (I'd met him twice before). He gave me his new CD.
I spent a few minutes with Ricky Lawson ( He was very cool) I gave him my CD.
I was at the Zildjian Booth and they had a Table for autographs ( I'm not a big "stand in line " guy). Seated at the table were Louie Bellson, Gregg Bissonette,Sonny Emory, Alan White, Vinnie Colliuta and a couple others.At another booth I saw Alan Holdsworth receive some kind of Award. Will Lee was at the Zoom booth playing some Bass. At Remo I saw Jazz great Jeff Hamilton, and as we talked Harvey Mason snuck up on him and Jeff said" You Got me Harvey you #%!@*!".I met Drummings "Ambassador" Dom Famularo
I Saw Steve Smith (Journey/Vital Information) We'd met before and used play with the same Sax player.
I also got to Meet Mr. Remo Belli himself and I showed them Pictures of my completed "Fish Drums". They Loved That.
There were lots more I'm sure but I don't recognize everybody.
On Sunday ,at show's end I bought a Case for my Djembe drum and filled it with some extra stands for my extra Drum Kits and sent it on with my suitcase on the plane.
Monday morning , when leaving the plane had a problem with re-fueling the left tank...we sat on the Tarmac for 2 1/2 hours while they fixed it.
Other than that the flights were good and uneventful...just the way I like it.
I'm sorry I didn't get with any GBers...It ws Important to hang with my older Brother Tom for the first time since losing our middle Bro' Michael.
WP1- My Cell worked great in California...but I turned it off while down in Oceanside Friday night, all of Saturday and Sunday Morning.
I'm glad to be back in the Florida Warmth...Jeans , Jacket and T the whole time there. Later, David

 


| now i KNOW you aint Mike Tyson... | Day: 24 |

Mike Tyson could NEVER type that good!
Besides, I think that's the way your boy
Mike likes it. He's up on ANOTHER rape
charge aint he?

Oily, that's the way the boys in prison
like it no?

:)

 


| angel | Day: 24 |

Blaise: The only time your weather gets to 70 F is when my email gets to your house. Actually, we have Santa Ana's blowing, I do believe, or something to that effect. I hate dodging palm froms! :-)

Paul: The GB has definite cycles during the day as people come and go. Early morning is usually the time of Clas, Steviedan, Blaise, Howard and Gina, among others. So you are never alone.

Bob Tedde: Let us know what is going on with you and the band. April is starting to shape up and a possible trip to SD would be real nice.

That interview about Tribute: the Movie was quite a read. I hope some of you took the time to check it out. Much more then just the movie is discussed. Fans of music groups are mentioned, too.

 


| Bill | Day: 24 |

tiny plumes of Long Island, whatever the f'k that means.

And I won't quit talking to myself!

Right Bill?

Right!

:)

 


| y0 | Day: 24 |

And by "plumes," you little shitter queen, I mean underage balls. Hairless balls that you like to taunt with a lighter and fondle until your little thang does its thang. You can take the pervert out of the Bill, but you can't take the.....fuck, you love it fucked-up, oily, underaged, and hairless, right?

 


| yo | Day: 24 |

Bill, you sick fuck, quit talking to yourself. Go back to chasing the tiny plumes of L.I.

Yeah, I think you know what I mean, you little ass-licker.

 


| lp | Day: 24 |

thanks cyn!

cool grey skies with slight puff cloud definition that still make you squint.....

back to you, Jane, for that riveting interview with a chimpanzee....


clas - i did sign in early in the evening now that i think about it, then switched windows and left - i don't think i binked to exit so maybe my name lived on without me for the evening


back to saving the world

 


| SammyDBull | Day: 24 |

Aye Myke Tysin!,

U tawkin' tuh me? U tawkin' tuh me liddle Myke?
Dont mayke mee sende Don Fagen ande hiz crewe
ova 2 yaw howze okaye? Donte mayke mee doo dat!

U wante gangsta? Eye'll showe U REAL GANGSTA!

Whudda U laffin' at Pat?

 


| Howard | Day: 24 |

Clas - yes, Night by Night is a winner. Sounded great on the 2000 tour!

Glad to see you picked up on that subtle, delightful and crucial F# against G dissonance that comes in the chord sequence between lines in the verse. It's the horns punching this one out that really gives it the bite. I have the same right hand part as you but use a different bass note:

(low to high)

C - C E G
D - D F# G
D - D F# G
D - D F# G
C - C E G

It's almost a straight C D D D C - but a little steely spice livens it up. Of course, the songbooks completely missed this one and wrote plain C and D chords.

Also, for the main chords in the verse I have Fadd9 after the Am7, rather than Dm7 (9th voiced at the top of the Fadd9 chord).

One thing that really keep the song grooving is that ultra-staccato clavinet part that kind of chugs through the whole song. Love it before the guitar solo when everything drops out of the mix except for this part.
There's also more of that guitar-doubling-the-bass stuff in the verse - sounds good to me!

Howard

 


| Cyn | Day: 24 |

Yesterday while playing "switch that channel" I happened upon a group playing the old bluegrass favorite "Rocky Mountain Breakdown"..sounded great! But wait!...Is that Steve Martin on banjo, Paul Shaeffer on piano, one of the ZZTop guys (or Leon Russell) on keyboard, Marty(?) on guitar, and a whole host of others... Well, I believe it is. And they looked like they were having a hellva good time. Catch it on the country channel sometime, you won't be able to stop your feet from tapping


Now, back to you LP for the weather.....

 


| ß | Day: 24 |

Clas, you heard the man. The place is "alive and kicking". So try to appear a little more lively, perhaps? Gotta keep up appearances... ;-)

It's like -50 or so Celsius out there, btw, but 70 Fareinheit in my head all the time. Wooohooo

No news is... no news.

 


| Gotcha! | Day: 24 |

 


| paul | Day: 24 |

Clas (1642) Warren speaks highly of you. Last I spoke to him, the man couldn't stop singing your praises.

Aus (1623) Live performance BTW? Non capisco. Please elaborate.

Most of you are probably fast asleep now. Hope you're having sweet dreams. Its one thirty in the afternoon here. Temperature about 26 degrees celcius.

More. Later.

P

 


| Clas, the Dawn Patrol... | Day: 24 |

Warren Zevon is a Jackson Browne wannabe. But he can't live up to Jacksons standards I'm afraid.

---

Howard - have been playing "Night by Night" a lot lately, I'm still amazed with Fagens song attitude, so nice. And the simplicity of the chords in that song is also amazing, it's around Am7, Dm7, Em7, C/F, E7+5-10 all the way. I think one gets the "Magic-Night by Night-feel" from the C/E - Gmaj/E chords

left hand - right hand (bottom to top):

E - C E G / E - D F# G / E - D F# G / E - D F# G / E - C E G

Our boys were just 23 or 24 years old at the time they recorded this stuff. Amazing.

---

LP - who was it then?

C

 


| paul | Day: 24 |

Just listening to Warren Zevon's "Excitable Boy". Ring any bells for anyone out there?

 


| Mike T | Day: 23 |

Bill - come here and say that.

 


| Paul Shotan | Day: 23 |

Mr Chow I admit to leaning mostly towards note for note perfection...at least the first time around the solo..then maybe take off on your own fret/key board fantasy. Don & Walt sweated blood to find them notes...let's at least acknowledge their expertise!

Duncan.......good to see you here too! The South Shields gig was, as always, a fantastic night...warm welcome, enthusiastic Dan fans up for a good night out despite the blizzard conditions. We'll be back around Easter some time so hope to meet you then....cheers!

Bad Sneaks....when we coming to Scotland? Well as soon as someone up there gives us a call and the gig.........it's gonna take some turnout though to cover even the fuel bill to get up there!! We'd love to do it...so any ideas?

Steveedan..........a great pleasure to meet you and trade stories of life on the (rough) tribute band road...it's scarily similar both sides of the pond it seems!!!! But what the hell ...we love it anyway. Loved your LONG email....I have one in the pipeline for you.....coming soon!

This a GREAT DAN spot......certainly not in the same slough of despond as alt.music.steely-dan!!! People are alive and kicking here......must get back more often.
Thanks to everyone for the great response to my posting last week....I had no idea it was such a lively place......home at last......aaaaaahhhhh!
cheers Paul Shotan

 


| la baise | Day: 23 |

Make that "sweetheart".
Again, a typo.

 


| Balise | Day: 23 |

Oh that? It was a typo.

This here is quite sufficient, StAl. You have better things to do, don't you? I'm not one to stress the importance of such formalities. Btw, go easy on yourself there, geez... to err is only human.

And Flame is not a "him", with all due respect imho.
A him calling me "sweatheart" and suddendly some muscle groups tense up, you know... say it ain't so, oh please.

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 23 |

W1P: Whew! Glad you clarified!

Blaise: I can't find your e-mail address. I know it's probably right under my nose, but... I had intended on sending you a message yesterday but the only address you left was "fuck." Would that be "fuck@off.com" or "fuck@youasshole.com?"

Sorry for the profanity folks, but this ain't no sissy board.

StAl

 


| W1P | Day: 23 |

Clarification -- "last show ever at the Catamaran" does not mean "last show ever as The Steely Damned" -- the lack of precision is embarrassing.

 


| earl sigoloff | Day: 23 |

Anyone else crack up ... reading the "" PERISCOPE "" PAGE in the latest
Newsweek ?? Called "" Pretzel Logic "" !! ( Regards Bush and his
swallowing of the pretzel... Simply perfect....hope to come back here
often....that is when i figure out all of the lyrices to all of the
songs lol

 


| lp | Day: 23 |

six degrees of separation?

in the cyber-world, completely believable - check the url out above

 


| W1P | Day: 23 |

Aus, you'd swear to my "good moral character"? You are a prince! Our issues were mostly state law (there was a Daubert issue). I think the 8th Cir. is the court of last resort on this one.

 


| Aussie | Day: 23 |

Which One's Pink: Veeeery nice counsellor. Now you need to apply for and get granted a writ of certiorari so you can argue in what's probably the most grandest of all courts in this fair land....of course, I never argued before the Justices but I did get sworn in and admitted there. If you care, I'd be glad to sponsor you for admittance to the US Supreme Court....let me know.

Aus

 


| W1P | Day: 23 |

Some info: the most recent Rolling Stone also mentions that the Dan have booked studio time for the recording of a new Lp.

Floridavid -- hey man, get a cell phone that works in SoCal -- mine works in Fla!

Tribute News: Rumour has it that The Steely Damned may be playing their final show ever on 2/17 at the Cannibal Bar at the Catamaran Resort (my source is the BT Express "do it til you're satisfied, whatever it is")

Tribute News (cont): This Saturday, W1P hits the road to happy funland and plays House of Blues Anaheim as the opening act for Dave Brock as Jim Morrision in Wild Child (Dave Brock played Jim in the 1992 film Death Becomes Her). The great thing about this is that HOB Anaheim is about 50 yards from the ESPN Zone.

Tribute The Movie News: "Film Threat" -- a Hollywood indie film website has an extensive interview with the makers of Tribute The Movie -- including an explanation of why Which One's Pink? ended up on the cutting room floor!
http://www.filmthreat.com/Interviews.asp?File=InterviewsOne.inc&Id=296

Hey Aus, just argued a case in front of the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals in St. Louis -- the most beautiful modern courthouse building I've ever seen overlooking the Arch, the River and Busch Stadium.

 


| Bill | Day: 23 |

Is everyone ready to see Mike Tyson get knocked on
his ass again by Lennox Lewis? After his latest
tantrum I know I can't...

You can take the guy out of the ghetto but you can't
take the ghetto out of the guy, aye Mike?

;)

 


| father william | Day: 23 |

And why should anyone stop working if they don't wish to? Consider the possibility that work can be interesting and perhaps much more interesting than retirement. Dave Brubeck is self-employed so he get's to make his own rules and doesn't have to follow some stupid corporation's rules. Likewise for Peggy Lee.

 


| ps | Day: 23 |

Peggy Lee refused to STOP working

 


| G. | Day: 23 |

ah, LP is feeding our hopes for another New One, isn't she? starved puppies we are, always craving and raving when the Loopsville Joker gets the best of our host who has to clean up the mess each time ... nice subterraelian topic though ... like Ange mentioned, the Blue Book post, some interesting reading, yes.
Red Blazer, yep, that Sun Mountain tune does it for me i'm always up there when around the Blue Book, colors ... somehow i find it hard to picture colors when listening to Steely Dan, it's not colors one gets to see.

Emiel van Egdom is a friend of Bobby Militello who's in the Brubeck line up. Mr. Militello doesn't need to play the music for a living, it's his passion though. People around the Buffalo, NY area could be familiar with The Tralf, Militello's jazzclub in almost classic setting, reminding of the days perhaps one would gush over Peggy Lee, or way before those days, Dinah Shore, Julie London etc.
An interesting thought, though, about musicians like Brubeck and others in that league, whether they play for the money or because they still love to be on stage. Somehow i can't imagine they primary NEED the money since even Metheny and others have invested in real estate and such, like mr. Militello and his family own a bundle of restaurants too .. so my simple deduction now is, they play because they LOVE music and LOVE jazz and what else are they supposed to do, right? wait until Alzheimer hits them, or age gracefully reminiscing .. Peggy Lee refused to work and continued until it took her last breath .. now she is probably really singing "is that all there is" and giving all who passed on before her a cold shoulder .. or fever, haha!
Even Walter returned to the active scene after some years of retirement ... it is only human and understandable, especially in a professional musician's life to question one's drives, the creative well may seem like drained until it's dried up and dreary ...
Live performance isn't as inspired all the time, one gig can sound better than another ...

Banyan Tree Luciditary Looping Bow,
G.

 


| angel | Day: 23 |

Paul asks, where is angel? Yes, I am still alive, just laying low after your other comment. :-)
Catalyst era stuff. I too like Sun Mountain and so does Ole, if memory serves. I also love the fact that Walter does the harmonies with Donald.
Raw stuff, for sure and it hurts my ears to listen to it on headset, but once in a while, it is an interesting listen.

Floridavid finally checks in! I was afraid you got mugged or something by another drummer at the Remo booth. :-)
Glad you had a good time. Did you see anyone cool at the show?

I don't know how many of you read the Blue pages, but the dissertation by Tristan Fabriani regarding the '74 concert released, was an interesting plea. I agree with Hoops, that I don't think it would ever happen, but there are some songs from that era concert, that I would love to have a decent sound board version of. Especially, Pretzel Logic, Instrumental YGT II, This All Too Mobile Home. Dream on.

LP: I did not see anything on the ODP that said they had an album coming out soon, just that they are working on one. I think the DJ misunderstood the Holiday Newsletter.


 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 23 |

hey now - fe fi fo fum - dave brubeck doggin it? surely you jest (airplane joke, let it rest) - i agree with aus, oleander - i saw him last year at Sanders Theater at Harvard and he was as smooth as silk, still composing, still leading his charge - i think you are in for a pleasant evening - enjoy!

not in chat last night, nope clas, wasn't me?

mu/b - loved the list of Enquirer questions, what a hoot - better than obscure celebrity references for sure

yeah i know b - every group of people assembled has their nasty closets - don't judge all for the acts of the few is the best answer i can give - i have a feeling the cardinal will step down, as he should

hiya paul, you so passed your test, i thought i posted that - but your kidneys, wow, yipes!

i found this hilarious site listing all the wacky things sold on ebay - called whowouldbuythat, i think, i'll find the url and post it later, it's pretty funny

happy wednesday!

 


| Aussie | Day: 23 |

Paul: Nice to see another Krimso fan around these parts....there are a few of us scattered around here....are you familiar with that live recording BTW?

Oleander: I saw Mr. Brubeck and his quartet play this past summer in Newport, Rhode Island. While he's visibly aged, I thought he rocked, as did his counterparts on stage. I never got the impression he was "doggin' it" for cash at all...I think you'll find the same when you catch him and his group. I'd be curious to see some granularity from you regarding the gig...

Aus

 


| paul, again | Day: 23 |

jjeff - 1611 - lurking, as you can see.

Luckless - still waiting for my test results. The Steely Dan one, not the urine.

angel, wherefore art though?

Went to see "The Congolese Band" on Sunday in Kirstenbosch - a beautiful, enormous public garden on the slopes of Table Mountain. Bongos, bass, lead, drums, vocalsist and five gyrating, grinding dancers. Had the all the white females in the audience up on their feet trying to emulate them but they just didn't get it. The band were repetitious but fun. They even had people assume the "shoot" position. Crazy mothers.

Q: If a man is standing alone in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong? That's what I want to know. Please.

 


| Blaise | Day: 23 |

Catalyst? It suck like a vaccuum cleaner but I guess it had to be done.

Seriously I like Ida Lee and Little Kawaii loves Android Warehouse and Gina loves Sun Mountain and...

 


| paul | Day: 23 |

Aussie, hi, your post 1593 took the thought right outta my mind. Was just pondering the days of King Crimson and the likes of "Larks Tongue in Aspic" and shit, there you go and mention Fripp and Eno. Well I never.

Discovered a really cool seminal Steely Dan double album called "Catalyst". A lot of their later stuff in embryonic form and some previously unreleased stuff. Raw but powerful. Makes for curious listening.

Anyone else got it or heard of it?

 


| Clas | Day: 23 |

Oh yeah Blaise, we had a meeting in Chat last nite, you're audi. Sorry.

C

 


| Clas | Day: 23 |

blaise - why you're still here? It's like vacuumcleaning, it sucks and it has to be done.

2 Against Nature? Haven't been able to enjoy that one, my equipment is just a simple home stereo.

C

 


| Qß Club 2002 | Day: 23 |

If the Boston archdiocese can pay 10 000 000$ to settle 15 pedophilia-related suits out of 30, how much cash do these fat bastards really have? And how muck of that money is yours, lp?

OK, let's pretend they're both right, bin Laden is dead in Afghanistan and not alive in Pakistan. Can't an unmanned spy plane spot a useless, abandonned dyalisys machine out there in the field?

Can you blame the devil or its advocate, Johnny Cochran, if your wife drowns your five kids in the tub? Only in America?

Why are all terrorists tried in Virginia anyway? Is this particular State representative of America as a whole, as I always suspected? And isn't our Midnite Cruiser overworked enough as it is?

If the Rams are unbeatable, why are we even interested in the Pittsburgh game at all? Boredom?

Why wasn't that guy in Everybody Loves Raymond casted as Ziad Jarrad for the upcoming Flight 93 TV movie?

Can we really speak of art in the age of it's endless reproductibility and commodification? And why bring up Walter Benjamin if Donald doesn't read this?

If the infamous rolling stone has stopped rolling, does it gather any moss now? If rock and roll is through rehashing its three chord thang every which way imaginable, why do people pretend like it can still be relevant? If it entered the museum, can it really still rock in there or does it keep quiet now?

True, Mu. Why would I be caught dead with a Macintosh, let alone an old one? And does an Imac make a decent neo-art deco table lamp?

If you need high-end audiophile gear to truly appreciate something, is it any good?

Can I be Flame too then?

Does Gina really go beyond Western rationale through her writing style, as I initially thought, or is she being just plain loopy? ;-)

And why do people promise to email me and then elect not to? Do I have cooties or something?

Think about it: 200 000 lethal doses of Anthrax made it through our postal machines and resulted in only 5 casualties. The White House and everyone in it are still standing as well. Why does noone out there care to mention we were fucking lucky in the end here, starting with Ari Fleischer?

And, last but not least, why am I still here after telling everyone I was done? Why am I unable to pull a "tones"? Clas??

 


| Pralen Melander | Day: 23 |

Hey now! My name is Pralen, I live in Copenhagen. I am almost 2 meters tall, my friends call me "The Great Dane", I love Steely Don, very much too.

 


| Clas, fucking unbelievable... | Day: 23 |

Yeah? And Labrador is'nt a dog uh? Is that also a “Canadian Province”?

What's next? Can we expect a post from a Great Dane soon, or what?

C

 


| Klemens, Havre St Pierre, Labrador | Day: 23 |

What are you talking about son? New Foundland is a Canadian province.

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 23 |

New Foundland is a DOG, you can't LIVE in a dog fucking IMPOSTER!

C

 


| zirka liza, new foundland | Day: 23 |

heya all! i'm 26 old and living in port au basques, new foundland. i recently discovered steely den on the radio.

 


| jjeff | Day: 23 |

mornin' y'all

1607-mu: A Riot!! Like supermarket tabloids, the headlines are the best part.Let your mind do the wondering. That's not a put-down.

Paul in S.Africa: Were you just passing through or are you lurking?

And Paige?

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 23 |

Howdy Hillbilies!

How's life today? Where's Bin Ladin?? Dead???

---

Stevee my old friend, I am sitting here, every day, almost, turning pages in my 50 kilos dictionary, in my struggle to spell properly, and YOU, you are so fucking lazy. Why not look up the words you can't spell?

It's UKELELE and it's GRETSCH.

---

's everybody listen to the great saxophone-player at my homesite, Stefan Isaksson? Go to my webpage (URL above) click on musik in the menubar. In “Dr Warren's Heights” he's doing pretty good I think. “The Catwalk” is there too, and soon I'll add more songs as they come. “The U-Turn” is next. And then I'm about to do a new version of “Pompe's Be Bop Bodega” (going to add a banjo this time).

If you don't have broad bands, there's mini MP3's for modems.

---

And catch the “grey men” in the gallery, www.ateljelundkvist.se/galleri

---

So, who was the Chief of Protocol last nite in the Chat Room?

And who's responsible for tonites casting?

Luckless?

---

C

 


| Steveedan | Day: 22 |

Hi GB-ers --

Floridavid - well, that's how it goes sometimes. I hope that you enjoyed your stay here in sunny southern California. Now, for some NAMM annecdotes --

A friend of mine, whom I jam with periodically, is a professional drummer and he is an endorsee of Gretch drums (is that spelled correctly?).

He was at the NAMM show doing the rounds. While there he hung out with Bernard Purdie, Ricky Lawson, and Harvey Mason. It turns out that while he was at the Gretch booth, a photographer was taking shots for the Gretch website and took some photos of both my friend and also of Harvey Mason. (For those of you who are not familiar with Harvey Mason, go buy Herbie Hancock's "Headhunters" CD. Then you will know, and never forget, who this great funk drummer is.) So, my friend and Harvey M. hung out for a while. It turns out that they both worked for a singer a few years back, and also both come from Atlantic City. So when my friend mentioned this to Harvey, Harvey remembered being on the same gig with him, and told my friend that he could sub for him any time. Evidently, the NAMM show is also very good for music networking.

I previously posted (a few days ago) that another friend of mine who worked in one of the presenter booths at the NAMM show spoke briefly to Jeff "Skunk" Baxter. So that's 3 Steely Dan alumnus sightings and encounters from the NAMM show alone. Not bad, my Steely brothers and sisters.

Oh, and about that line about someone playing the ueuqalaylee (how the heck to spell that picalo-guitar instrument?) equalling Larry Carlton (or Rally Calrton for our Oriental Dan fans) here's the answer:

The statement that a guy playing the ueuqalaylee = Larry Carlton is true when the guy playing the ueuqalaylee IS Larry Carlton. Yah-Huh?


Stevee-NAMM-Dan, thank's Harvey Man

 


| Floridavid | Day: 22 |

Just back from Anaheim....very sorry to have missed meeting any GBers. Angel, Steveedan,Craig,JWMalibu..my humble apologies.
My Brother and Sons and wives kidnapped me friday night and took me to Oceanside to my nephews house. We Ate Ribs, Drank exotic beers and bonged our way through till sunday morning. I then headed back to the NAMM show for a few bargains before catching an early flight out. Maybe next time.
I would certainly have loved to hang with any or all of you.
Sincerely, David

 


| µ | Day: 22 |

Ole: Logic combined with absurd humor at a Steely Dan site??? ee-Gads!


1506: "Are the 100s of years of articles, theses and dissertations on the science of art criticism just so much hot air?"

1605: "No, just pointing out that there are whole graduate programs and enough journal articles to choke Moby Dick on this subject."

Spooky, eh?


Bill: Now they're simply laughing AT us... not WITH us...


Ken Starr: I DEMAND a full Senate investigation into the bankruptcies of K-Mart and Newsweek!!!

Did W call Rosie O: "Donnell-boy?"

Did Joe Lieberman also accept $200,000 in campaign contributions from Jacilyn Smith?

Should K-Mart have run more Red Light Specials?

Did Sam Walton pimp check out gals for Bill C in exchange for favorable SEC regulations? Did he supply 50 gallon Sam's Club bottles of MGD for W?

Why did Newsweek have a Fred Jones Pension Club party before revealing their 401(k)s were deep six-ed?

Why did K-Mart hire Louie Anderson to audit their books in exchange for a barrel of extra "butter" on his popcorn??

Will Jesse Jackson provide Martha Stewart with a "love child?"

Enquiring minds want to know!!

 


| Bill/those who forget history are destined to repeat it | Day: 22 |

Never did get an answer to post 1575.
That's Post 1575 rock and roll fans...
:)

 


| oleander | Day: 22 |

Aja--mmm, delicious. Is he coming to JazzFest too? To get the DanFan seal of approval?

lp--any such reference sure escapes me. I'm still banking on '03, but boy would I loooove to be wrong.

jjeff--yes, have read Children of God--very interesting, the exposition of prey/predator races in symbiosis--some really creepy cross-cultural practices that are hard to be relativistic about--and depravity knows no planetary bounds.

cara--when you get over feeling puny, c'mon over, I'll take you to Zambra again for some tapas and wine.

Dr. K--come on over here and feel me flex my lobes, but keep that tube to yourself. OK, so: question: What's a dollar three eighty?

Both Cake and Dave Brubeck are coming to town, no, not on the same bill. Has anyone seen Brubeck lately? Some musical friends here saw him last year and were kvetching that he barely played and they felt he was just trying to rake in some bucks while doing as little as possible. I plan to go anyway, as I've never seen him, but don't have high hopes.

Re: art debate: I'm no practitioner of aesthetics, and don't even qualify as an aesthete, but you guys are barely tickling the surface of one of the great philosophical currents of our time. Aesthetics asks: what is art? what is beauty? why? who decides? is there a second "sense of taste"--that is, not taste as in oral sensation but as in a faculty for appreciating and judging art? Are there objective criteria for judging art? Do I have any answers? No, just pointing out that there are whole graduate programs and enough journal articles to choke Moby Dick on this subject. It's fine to start with a dictionary definition, but that's just a start, and is itself culturally determined. And reductio ad absurdum (is a drunk with a lampshade equivalent to Larry Carlton?) doesn't further things. Not to be reductionist meself, I think of art as (inspiration+expression+technique) x the idiosyncratic way it makes you feel/cultural milieu. I don't know if there's a constant somewhere in that expression. And that's probably pretty simplistic in itself.

 


| Aja................................................just dropping in | Day: 22 |

Hello one and all..............

Just stopped by to say hi to my e-buddies, hope everyone is well. Already tantalizing talk of a "new one" in the air.....

Woke up Sunday morning with the strange premonition that the single life I've relished for years will be ending sooner than I thought. No one particular reason, just a premonition. The sunlight was streaming in through my balcony doors, the seabreeze starting to warm up as I stayed in bed reading all morning, just because I could. I had chocolate cake for breakfast, in bed, just because life isn't always going to be this relaxed. Had a near-miss over to the house last night, and suddenly woke up at 5:00 am this morning because he was so heavily in my thoughts I couldn't sleep. Too early to tell if we'll hit this time or not, but what a doll.

Chere-hey grrlie, post some juju/voodoo vibes for us, k?

It's a Marvin Gaye, All The Way Around night tonight.


Aja

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 22 |

hey - i heard on 92.9 this morning here in boston, upon their airplay of "my old school" that the website said that the new album is out soon - is this dj snowing me or what? the official site has nothing on it - anyone know what the deal is?

nmn, mib, did you guys hear that too?

 


| jjeff | Day: 22 |

1518-Mr. Chow:Live concerts and what you want. I try to think of what I want to hear before I go. The one and only time I've seen SD, I wished to hear something( anything) note for note, and something( anything) with a very different flavour from the original. They played My Old School, note for note with a few added guitar riffs at the end, and of course Reeling In The Years, the Alive In America version. A combination of the two is nice for me.

1521-Steviedan:Ciamar a tha sibh? ( Gaelic for"how are you?") The Rankins were a local gem from Cape Breton, N.S. Beautiful harmonies. Sadly, they are no more since the death of the oldest brother two years ago. The youngest brother has a solo album out called Song Dog, I think.

1523-Paul T.Shotan:Point well made, although I see Bad Sneekz side, too. A great website! Love that rippling water effect.

I've been hearing two versons of Lola over the last few years, one that says cherry cola and the other that says coka cola. Which ones the original? I can't remember anymore.

Cake is on Letterman tonight. Don't know if it's a rerun or not.
Is Tones not around anymore?

CU

 


| Duncan | Day: 22 |

boo hoo not on the list...

so what!!

start you're own list of contributors

 


| Bill | Day: 22 |

First of all, I thought that the Mars Rover sent
back COLOR PICTURES. Man, what a rip off!
Although the video was blown way up, and therefore
grainy, I could have sworn that I saw that face-looking
structure on Mars. It looked a little like Don and
it was trying to say something but I could'nt make
out what it was. Perhaps it was trying to relay the
release date of the next Steely Dan CD?

Spooky, but possible...

 


| Flame | Day: 22 |

Yes, and also incredible is the fact that I would never post movies, grossly large photos, etc, AND that my isp isn't included in St. Al's list

 


| Duncan | Day: 22 |

Hey where's the reelly cool mars rover gif gone...

Good job i saved it.
(mental note)

Must post mars gif for all my friends to see.

I feel bad about calling the poster a fool..
as it took me 12weeks just to get a picture up.
I could just be a mistake.
Heaven knows we all make a few of them from time to time.

(I think it was tha Anticlast)

db

thanks to everybody who attended the weekends chat party...
I'm sort of feeling better now & i hope you know you are or can remember.

I'll give the whole experiance a 6

Pious Pilot?

 


| Gina | Day: 22 |

hm ...St,Al, if some of that egg dripping from your face would wind up in a glass of wodka and tomatojuice, have someone impersonate the only shaken&stirred Bond ever, a Spike Jones record wouldn't come close to this phenomena ... must be the day, for here in this humble country someone hacked an internet newspaper spreading news about a national poet/writer/eccentric celebrity stating he was dead. it had only been up there for less than 3 minutes but silly enough the grapevine intoxicated so called trustworthy papers and magazines who bluntly took the news for truth and started printing it as well ...
just one of those days. Sign In Stranger right down to the very bottom of it.

aloha Chippery, old punky brewster you :-)

Blazer Rouge (since we're partially in old GB format), get that Bigfoot to come down from his mountain and show us some eh, i don't know ... Bigfoot Fagenish Lesterian Boogie?
Hey, how come we meet here again instead of there LOL

Banyan Tree Want Crazy Check The GB Bow,
G.


 


| Chips | Day: 22 |

Hey-ho, check out the web site above - finally a place to belong in...

 


| B | Day: 22 |

And of course, I had to check my own address, just in case. You see, as a child, I used to sleepwalk so... got me worried I might have started harrassing people on the internet unknowingly.... geez...

 


| Blaise | Day: 22 |

No need to feel bad about it, you're just using the means you have to try and stop a certain form of unwarranted behavior and more power to you, really. No need to delete everything you wrote there either, Pat. In fact, if you delete that post of yours down there, now I look like a madman lashing out for no reason whatsoever. I don't know which is worse. lol
At least we know the man in charge is overseeing things and that's comforting, right? I think so.
And please pretend you didn't see that info about a certain multinational company (who shall remain nameless), ok?
That's my blunder.
lp, shh... close your eyes...
It's all good.
Still it was from Telus, right? Strange. I don't think they do business outside of this country of mine but I could be wrong.

 


| Aussie | Day: 22 |

Oh yes....RIP Peggy Lee. I have a live version of "Fever" done by Robert Fripp and Brian Eno which really smokes.....

Aus

 


| µ - exchequing in | Day: 22 |

Not Blaise...the prankster was using a Mac...

Here's the "signature:" Mozilla/3.01Gold (Macintosh; I; 68K)
that I saw at the bottom of the pic file...

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 22 |

Blaise: I'm really sorry. I was confused. I thought it was someone else, honestly. After I saw your post I realized that not only had I made it sound like you were the spammer, I also realized the person I thought it was isn't within the block in question. Look for an e-mail from me in a few minutes...

This illustrates the many flaws in this method of communication. The reality is you never really know who is posting anonymously and who isn't. For all any of you know a lot of old negativity could have been me. Although, I can honestly say I only posted anonymously once or twice on the old guestbook and never here. But, let's take the example of the person who posts as "Flamer." I am 99.9% sure I know who this person is and consider him an "internet friend." Not to say this person has posted anything I'd consider cruel or unreasonable, but you just never really know...

The fact is I don't really care if someone spams the guestbook. It took all of about 2 minutes to fix the problem and that's only because the person in question submitted the same post a dozen times.

To make matters worse, not only did I allege something, I wont follow up with the true content of this allegation. It isn't important and it's already proved to cause too many problems.

with egg on his face...
StAl

 


| lp | Day: 22 |

LOL!!!! Christ, Blaise what are you a Catholic like me? I thought i was bad - what a guilt complex you have! I was NOT referring to you - god, that is so damn funny you thought otherwise - made my lunch break

now stop that, B

 


| One more | Day: 22 |

And funny how we refrained from doing the same when a certain FLAME personally attacked me here. Food for thought indeed, brother. I guess when it suits your agenda... Yeah, have a nice life...

 


| Me again yeah the craaaaaaaazzy canadian - BOOH | Day: 22 |

Actually, this is a mix of my old workplace network setup (with Wins server and such) and the current Adreesiing given out by my ISP, which is Telus Quebec or "globetrotter.net". Really surprising to see it come up regarding said incident, which apparently occured in my sleep. Anyway, if it comforts you to find a fall guy for this shit, then let it be me, why not? Had lost interest lately anyway so no skin off my ass...

 


| Aussie | Day: 22 |

Just chequing in....

June: Glad you enjoyed the Bahamas...you're always on my mind. Love, Ward.

Daaano: All's well mancub...thanks for asking.

Dean Wurmer: Too bad about the English Beat gig...what a downer. I also really liked General Public when they came out....

CaraMiaMarsha: If you swing by here definitely give a voice blast...nice to see you're still around lovey.

Malcolm: Nice to see you're active again musically and also touching base this morning....we'll light it up soon.

Aus

 


| Want evidence to draw your conclusions? WINIPCFG locally | Day: 22 |


Memphis IP Configuration

Host Name . . . . . . . . . : cuong
DNS Servers . . . . . . . . : 192.168.106.1
Node Type . . . . . . . . . : Hybrid
NetBIOS Scope ID. . . . . . :
IP Routing Enabled. . . . . : No
WINS Proxy Enabled. . . . . : No
NetBIOS Resolution Uses DNS : Yes

Ethernet adapter :

Description . . . . . . . . : PPP Adapter.
Physical Address. . . . . . : 44-45-53-54-00-00
DHCP Enabled. . . . . . . . : Yes
IP Address. . . . . . . . . : 142.169.108.131
Subnet Mask . . . . . . . . : 255.255.0.0
Default Gateway . . . . . . : 142.169.108.131
DHCP Server . . . . . . . . : 255.255.255.255
Primary WINS Server . . . . : 192.168.106.1
Secondary WINS Server . . . : 192.168.106.3
Lease Obtained. . . . . . . : Tue Jan 1 80 12:00:00 AM
Lease Expires . . . . . . . : Tue Jan 1 80 12:00:00 AM

 


| Gil Cote aka Blaise aka the sole Quebecer on this venue | Day: 22 |

Over time, basically two years now, I have strived constantly to maintain a quality of posting, regarding tastefulness and maintained a certain level of self-censorship as to not morally disturb my fellow "Dan fans". I am appalled by the allegation hereby brought forth by the webmaster and will gladly cease posting anything on this board from this day forward.

 


| lp | Day: 22 |

hey, i just had a long blank screen - someone posted movies?

alberta? hey, who could that be?

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 22 |

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 22 |

Here's the lowdown on the prankster who posted those movies.

Telus Advanced Communications (NETBLK-TELAC-BLK14)
TELAC-BLK14 64.114.0.0 - 64.114.255.255

New Generation Internet Services (NETBLK-NEWGEN-CA) NEWGEN-CA 64.114.152.0 - 64.114.152.255

The jokers IP address is 64.114.152.39

I've already sent a message to the Administrators of Telus and I have banned that entire block of IP addresses from posting again.

 


| Duncan | Day: 22 |

StAl: Name the fool please...

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 22 |

no way Jim - the date was 1988, you silly - and the police first released in 1978, i know, i went to their 1979 show in syracuse, same with joe jackson - please try again

sade and ebtg were prior to 1988, btw - ebtg did a release of jazz standards in around 1985 that was an import to us here but i have it, it's awesome

and, sad to say, you are likely correct on the steelers, better the pat's bow out now to avoid a catastrophe at the sperbowl

 


| Return to Brenda | Day: 22 |

Actually, Gap, the Mars Rover is easier to care for than many domestic animals including: Sally Struthers, Dogs, Monkeys, Cats, Horses, Sea Urchins and well, I guess you get the picture.

AND...I guess you just don't get the advantages of choosing between Celleron, Athlon and Intel processors, do you? This is America, you Man from Mars!

Kisses Anyway,

RTB

 


| Gap Brandy | Day: 22 |

This incredibly large and fruitless angst posting has got to stop. Attention the person who did this: Sure, you're an idiot. Yes, you should be on yellow jackets, but what can we do from here besides confirm that we have slogged through your mental challenges and still won't invite you to DanWorld? Really. Some shouldn't have access to "an easy to build" PC.

GB

 


| . | Day: 22 |

 


| Jimbo | Day: 22 |

I've been reading on what were the best acts in the past 20+ years since 1980. NOWS'S MY TURN!

1.R.E.M: Fresh and organic rock without any superproducer coming out to dilute it. Stipe's lyrics cut to the bone. Sarcastic, yet poignant at times.

2.THE PRETENDERS- Chrissie Hynde is one of my favorite songwriters male or female. Back In The Chain Gang, Middle Of The Road and 2,000 Miles
are some of the best rock songs ever written and performed. Work best with drummer Martin Chambers. The Learning To Crawl CD is their masterpiece with songs about maturity, motherhood, aging and death.

3.EVERTHING BUT THE GIRL- Everthing right up until, they went techno.
Missing was good, but the rest of the releases don't hold up to their
early works.

4.INCOGNITO- A British jazz/soul band. If you never heard of them, you're missing the best of British soul. Recommended CDs: Beneath The Surface, 100 degrees and Rising, and Positivity.

5.THE POLICE- Need I say more. Greatest rock trio around. Kickass.

6.DIANA KRALL- Smooth, warm and seductive and that can be said for her piano playing, her singing and her sexy good looks. She even has a bit of the Fagen sneer when she sings on TV.

7.BEASTIE BOYS- OK, so it's a rap act, but they never acted like gangsta's nor did they stick with the same monotonous crap that today's
rappers do. One of the few that survived with their careers still intact.

8.SADE- See number 6. Okay, she doesn't play piano, but she is still timeless and ranks with Lena Horne and Billie Holliday as one of my all time favorite female singers. Her recent CD outsold even Ricky Martin's
last one. Proving that you don't have to livin' La Vida Loca to still
sell records.

9.DAVE MATTHEWS BAND- Music without boundaries, complex lyrics, and no
apologies for not sounding commercial. Sounds like the 90's version of Steely Dan.

10.JOE JACKSON- Why isn't his record company doing enough to promote his records. He changes styles while keeping his goal to make interesting music. The most underrated artist in the music scene.

There, that's my list. Gotta get off the caffeine. See Ya!

 


| Bill/Official Dan site email problem | Day: 22 |

From time to time I like to send annoying emails to friends
and acquaintances. I do it because what the hey, it's fun!
Although I seem to be annoying you people just fine I am
very frustrated by the fact that I cannot seem to officially
annoy the boys at the top.

When I head over to the Official Steely Dan site I find that
the email section of the site has'nt been updated since
September of 2000. What's up with that? How in the heck
is a slightly off-kilter (but very well meaning) guy like
myself supposed to know that his annoying emails are
having the desired effect if those emails are never posted?

Does anyone know what's going on over there?
I demand to be heard! Even if I don't have anything to say.

:)

 


| Steveedan | Day: 21 |

Sorry -- I made a typo --

... Just like you said, you can hear the effects tracks (like the shimmering chimes wafting and drifting from side to side) and the horn tracks in the rear speakers.


Steveedan-again

 


| Steveedan | Day: 21 |

Hello Doctor µ - I am NOT the proud owner of the audio equipment needed to play those fabulous DVD-A CDs, but a close friend of mine is.

I was over at his place a couple of weeks ago and he played 2 of those DVD-A CDs for me. One was Two Against Nature, and I really liked it a lot. Just like you said, you can hear the effects tracks (like the shimmering chimes wafting and drifting from sided) and the horn tracks in the rear speakers.

Compared to conventional stereo, it is a far superb listening experience.

However --- there is something that you must experience, µ.

The DVD-A CD of Pat Metheny's Imaginery Day is far superior to Two Against Nature. (I need not remind people here how much I love Steely Dan music, but ...) The imaging on the Imaginery Day DVD-A CD is breathtaking. We listened to a few Steely Dan tunes and then popped in the Metheny CD. The difference was startling. If you don't have it, RUN DON'T WALK TO THE STORE AND GET IT ...

You won't regret it. I can safely say that in your case, you will be µ-ved.

Oh, and St. Al, nice rig for a grand. A grand rig that is. My opti-mouse has left, right, scroll, ultra left, and ultra right, and everything is programmable. Ultra left is double-click, and ultra right is back (like when browsing and you want to go back to the previous page). Who needs a finger or two free when you have

a whole other hand ???


Steveedan

 


| aftermidnite | Day: 21 |

Jimbo, just one post where you don't mention Britney Spears? It's getting creepy.

 


| aftermidnite | Day: 21 |

Jimbo, just one post where you don't mention Britney Spears? It's getting creepy.

 


| Jimbo | Day: 21 |

Dano- Being that I'm 40 miles from Pittsburgh, I couldn't agree with you more. The Steelers will pummel the Patriots into submission 21-10.

Let's hope no one else in the Ravens organization dresses up like a pimp like unconvicted murderer Ray Lewis did. Ick! Ugly fur coat. Soe innocent raccoons had to be stabbed to death for him to wear them. Of course, he must have killed them.

By the way, there were two different versions of Chicago's 25 or 6 to 4.
The 70's classic version and the 80's bombast version. Which do you prefer?

By the way, I picked up the new issue of Rolling Stone only because Jennifer Garner is on the cover. In it, the mag mentions briefly that
Don and Walt have "logged time in a New York studio to work on new songs for the follow up to 2000's Grammy-winning Two Against Nature."

There's also a brief profile on an up and coming jazz pianist/singer named Norah Jones. She's 22 years old, has a CD coming out soon on Blue Note and says that she's not inspired by today's music and thather influences are Bill Evans, Aretha, and Ray Charles. She says, "Old music is just so badass and original." HEAR THAT BRITNRY AND N'STINK?

Finally, a belated Happy 54th Birthday to Mr. Fagen. Please get the new one out before more crap dominates the charts.

See Ya!

 


| µ - pan fry the big ones | Day: 21 |

Dr. K(z):

Yes, Robert Lamm's trying to write the big hit late at night - Terry Kath's classic vocals on that one...

"...wating for the break of day
searching for something to say..."

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/m25or6to4.html

 


| Doctor Warren Kruger | Day: 21 |

Ha! You see? LI Bill has acknowledged my superiority! Who said computers couldn't be used for impotent things? Now, I'm sure, he's headed out to Merrick Rd. or Sunrise Hwy. to his nearest Chitibank to give the good Doctor the money he so richly deserves!
The rest of you- 'fess up! You all thought it was about smoking dope ("should have tried to do some more") or some weird sex practice-right?
Who knows what Oleander thought, with that uh, active imagination of hers?
Even my esteemed colleague Dr. Mu has been silent on this issue.
What? Black gook is coming out of his ears? Good God woman, let me try to insert this tube in there! Uh, I have a little emergency with Mr. Lee right now- gotta go

 


| Chips | Day: 21 |

LOL St. Al - it's a tie score...who says you can't have fun with computers?

 


| StAl | Day: 21 |

Chips: Score WHAT for Mu? Sure, it was a funny retort. Damn funny in fact. However, more IS better. So what if he can do other things with that finger besides pick his nose...

 


| Bill/My appologies... | Day: 21 |

Dr. Kruger,

Please accept my sincerest appologies regarding your
theory as it relates to the "25 or 6 to 4" Chicago
song. My sister has just informed me that regardless
of what I think, I'm still dumb. The 6 on any ordinary
clock obviously does not stand of 25 minutes before
the next hour, rather it stands for 30 minutes before
the next hour. Therefore your assessment of the
meaning appears to be correct.

The problem is that all my clocks are digital.
Now I have to purchase a standard clock....

Jeez! Women know everything :)

 


| Bill/30 years of research up in smoke... | Day: 21 |

Dear Dr. Kruger,

I partially agree with your assessment of the Chicago
tune "25 or 6 to 4". Unfortunately the meaning of
this phrase does'nt exactly jive with your conclusions.
If we just study the face of an ordinary clock we find
that the number 6 on the clock stands for two things,
35 minutes past the previous hour and/or 25 minutes
before the next hour.

Therefore the phrase "25 or 6 to 4" would most
appropriately be translated as "25 minutes to 4 o'clock
OR 6 (the numeral on the clock) to 4".
I hope this clears things up for you. Sorry that you
wasted 30 years on something I figured out in 30 seconds.
:)


LP & MU,

Looks like we have another rare Steely Dan related
artifact just waiting to be recovered from the
pyramidal chambers of the music industry vaults.
Those videos would be an excellent addition to
anyone's SD collection. Go Pats!

ST. Al,

Where the heck is the "mu" key on my keyboard?
I can't find it anywhere...


 


| Chips | Day: 21 |

Score one point for the good Doctor Mu, posted from a PC, iPod on order (?)...

 


| µ | Day: 21 |

St. Al, I can do everything you do and more with only ONE clicky button. That leaves my middle finger free...

Let's talk recent history: Apple's stock worth has virtually doubled since Enron revealed its losses on 10/18. Dell, Compaq and IBM are lagging...and Apple's P/E ratio is significantly lower and thus the stock still a bargain...someone has to get us through the recession...

 


| StAl | Day: 21 |

Hey Mu: History? Yeah, and so is Apple, but we've already covered that here... And my mouse has 2 buttons, a scroll wheel AND no mouse ball (optical). What does yours have? Once again, more options with a PC... *snicker*

Oh, and speaking of Apple. I just assembled a new computer (yeah, you can do that with PC's) and I noticed many of the "technological advantages" Apple "has over the PC" isn't the case. Seems as though this new PC/Motherboard architecture pretty much matches the G4. Memory addressing, bus speed, etc.

Cost = $1000

StAl

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 21 |

ha mu - i am a closet fan of the powerpuff girls, yes the professor is a dead ringer for paul desmond, maybe that's why? i watch it with my kids of course, hehehe, but i don't change the channel when they leave the room....yesterday my husband and i were dissecting the background music played during vintage scooby doo, give it a listen, it's a hoot!

what does win9x 4.90 mean? am i cool technologically or no?

 


| µ | Day: 21 |

St.Al: Around 1980, a Xerox engineer invented this thing called the "mouse." Steve Jobs got permission to use the algorithm, since the hot shots at Xerox thought it was a joke...later on Bill Gates stole Apple's OS. The rest is history...

LP: I wish it were available somewhere...bet I haven't seen it in 15 years. That cartoon style was certainly distinctive...almost a New Yorker sophisticated slash and angle kinda thing - some shapes colored in, some not...The current kids show Power Puff Girls (which decorates my daughter's bedroom) has a bit of that style - check out the Professor...

Tomorrow's Girls also had a video (saw it once on VH1 in Houston when THEY played videos), though a little less exciting - seemed kinda weird with Fagen's shadowy face morphing in and out or something...

 


| Doctor Warren Kruger | Day: 21 |

Alright, let me spell it out for you.
The meaning of Chicago's song, 25 or 6 to 4, is that the rock and/or roll artiste is staying up very late, trying to write a rock and/or roll song.
The 25 or 6 to 4 in the lyrics means that the time on the clock is 'twenty five or twenty six minutes to four o'clock am- in other words, 3:35 or 3:36am!
Now don't pretend you knew that.
I've spent the last thirty years trying to figure that out!
Don't tell me that, as you were honking around, trying to lose your collective virginities in some stupid kid's bedroom, listening to Terry Kath's out of tune SG, you knew as soon as you heard the lyrics "25 or 6 to 4" that it meant the time on the clock!
I can't even begin to tell you what I had to go through to find that out. Plumbing the depths of Arthur Lee's defective unconscious with water therapy is no romp through the park! I'm finding out things about the 1960s LA rock scene that would turn whatever hair you have left gray!
Now start coughing up the money, as I said in my last communique, this rubber tubing is darn expensive!
More and More Impatiently Yours,
Dr. Warren K.

 


| StAl | Day: 21 |

Bill: My talents, though numerous and impressive, are not what you think.

http://www.dictionary.com.

- ctrl a (highlight)
- ctrl c (copy)
- ctrl v (paste)
- submit

StAl

 


| lp | Day: 21 |

yes Bill - the graphics on the new frontier video are very cool, dare i say, brubeckian in style? great video you never get to see, hmph, except when it first came out and mtv was still playing videos

dano, keep on cheering those pat's on babycake
yes aus, where have you been dearest, only see you offline, bermuda was great, thanks...

 


| Bill | Day: 21 |

Cartoons? I love cartoons! How the hell did I miss that?

:)

 


| µ | Day: 21 |

Bill,

Actualy, there is a clever video to New Frontier...which of course calls no attention to Dr. Fagen. Instead, it appropriately uses late 50s/early 60s style cartoon graphics to provide visual augmentation to the story...he's an artist, a pioneer...


...the "chair" is not my son...

 


| Bill/wow! | Day: 21 |

St. Al,

Man! You managed to read my entire post, look up the
definition of art, and type your post all in 9 minutes?
That's talent bro! Hat's off...

Dear Angry Gangsta-Rappers,

Ugly ducklings don't turn into swans
and glide off down the lake
Whether your sunglasses are up or on
you only see the world you make.

- John Hiatt

 


| StAl....................Finger pointing | Day: 21 |

art (ärt)
n. Human effort to imitate, supplement, alter, or counteract the work of nature.

- The conscious production or arrangement of sounds, colors, forms, movements, or other elements in a manner that affects the sense of beauty, specifically the production of the beautiful in a graphic or plastic medium.
- The study of these activities.
- The product of these activities; human works of beauty considered as a group.
- High quality of conception or execution, as found in works of beauty; aesthetic value.
- A field or category of art, such as music, ballet, or literature.
- A nonscientific branch of learning; one of the liberal arts.

- A system of principles and methods employed in the performance of a set of activities: the art of building.
- A trade or craft that applies such a system of principles and methods: the art of the lexicographer.

- Skill that is attained by study, practice, or observation: the art of the baker; the blacksmith's art.
- Skill arising from the exercise of intuitive faculties: “Self-criticism is an art not many are qualified to practice” (Joyce Carol Oates).

Now Bill, once again I ask...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? hee hee...

StAl

 


| Bill/Art and Entertainment, same thing? | Day: 21 |

It seems that the term "artist" is thrown around
pretty loosely these days... Anyone who has does
anything is automatically described as an "artist".
It is my contention that this should not be so.

Let's take a minute to differentiate between an
"artist" and an "entertainer". An entertainer is,
above all, interested in entertaining you.
Entertainers will stand on there heads and spit
gold coins if that will get your attention for
a little while. They crave attention. They need
your approval and will do anything to get it.

An artist, on the other hand, is engaged in the
process of creating something which is appealing
to themselves. They're not interested in
entertaining you. They have something inside which
they have to get out. Whether you like it or not
is unimportant. Artists are engineers of ideas and
emotions. They place words to paper, notes to musical
arrangements, or paint to canvas in order to convey
some inner thought which they cannot otherwise
relay. Mass acceptance isn't the reason for thier
actions.

Back in the mid-1970's two very popular songwriters
by the names of Donald Fagen and Walter Becker did
something which at the time was considered VERY
UNUSUAL in the music industry...they stopped
performing live.

All the record company exec's naturally thought that
this was the hieght of insanity of course, as live
tours were thought to improve overall record sales.
Why, they asked, why would these two songwriters
simply refuse to continue thier live performances in
order to concentrate soley on studio production of
thier albums?

The answer was simple, but not fully understood, by the
powers-that-be at the time... Donald Fagan and Walter
Becker were not entertainers. They considered themselves
to be artists. They were'nt interested in standing up
on stage and recieving any applause for thier work.
They were engaged in something greater than mere
entertainment; They were engaged in art.

As the eighties rolled around, Donald and Walter
split up to try thier hand at some solo work.
Donald had a hit album with "Nightfly" in 1982.
Strangely, no videos were produced for any of the
songs on this album. Donald did'nt tour either.
The music would just have to speak for itself,
and it did.

Walter worked with various acts throughout the 80's.
In 1990 he and Roger Nichols colaborated with
Michael Franks on the very successful "Blue Pacific"
CD released by Micheal Franks. Walters involvement
was generally unknown, he brought no attention to
himself.

Art and entertainment can be two separate things or not.
It is very rare for an artist to find themselves in the
entertainment industry. When it does happen though it
can be a very special thing. Reluctant entertainers as
they are, Walter Becker and Donald Fagan are artists
first.

As you look around at the various so-called "artists"
that the record companies have put forth, how many
would you consider to be artists and how many are
merely entertainers who have been inappropriately
labeled?

Quite a few i'll bet.

 


| Dano | Day: 21 |

Paul , can you put up your dates on tour in the UK , I have tried to get on the website but no joy?? Will you get the beers in when your at the bar mate??Regards Dano.

Duncan , what if Dannysteel is about the north , me you TWM and a few other doosers check them out.

lp , me tinks the Pats can topple the Steelers , after a superb win they must be up for it big time , but that call on a forward pass was a bit dodgy?? We get the games live over here and i go to an American Air Force base to see the big showdown , so i still keep an eye out for the skins , Theisman ,Jr ,Monk ,Now that was a team?? But no luck this year??

Had a nightmare of a weekend ....... Got Huckled by the police?? But it was a case of mistaken identity?? Just about to be thrown into the back of the van when friends came to rescue. Looking for a Scotsman with Glasses doesnt mean me ..by the way. Anyway long story but I am free as a bird ?? So roll on the Divisional games??

Wormster , watch Gina doesn"t take you to a restaurant with glass tables , so she can watch you eating??

Aussie , where are you hiding Mancub??No reports for a while.

No Steely Dan the weekend to busy at a fity birthday session but lots of Otis ,Temps, and Ruffin thrown in.

Aff fir ma Grub.........daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano

 


| StAl | Day: 21 |

Bill: Yeah, that was fun. Anytime you'd like me to point out your foibles, just let me know...

Anyone out there use the beOS operating system, or Opera web browser on any operating system? I have a favor to ask of you if you do. Please e-mail me at the above address. Don't forget to remove the NOBOTS in the e-mail address.

StAl

 


| µ -oops | Day: 21 |

Sorry - Michael White is on JOS not WOH

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 21 |

wormy: thanks for the depressing review (!)

bill: yes, how bout them pat's huh? my husband was in vip box seats (food-booze, the whole bit) on the 5 yard line for that show, said it was a religious experience (which is why he didn't get to church with me/kids on sunday, not because he got in at 4:30 AM - LOL) - the snow made it that much more fun he said - yes, a win is a win as the damocles (sp?) of the grid iron, bill parcells would say - the bad news is i am not sure they can topple the steelers who look a lot like they did when i was a fan of them in the 70's, when terry bradshaw played (!) - if they get em, it will be a squeak in like saturday night's game, but my prediction is otherwise for the moment

happy MLK day, dream on, dream big...

 


| µ | Day: 21 |

Q? Where the fuck is Q? Have you heard the title track on DVD-A!!??

Let's talk technology and Steely Dan. Yes, I'm talkin' TvN in DVD-A -
stereo. Sure, the 5.1 mode is nice for special effects, but you lose
the 192 MHz sampling (as opposed to 44 MHz on a CD). The drums - now WETTER, the spacing - larger, the cymbals - crisp, the resonance - vibrating, the dynamic range - deeper, the warmth - more soothing. What a Shame About Me, the *title track*, Almost Gothic, Jack of Speed, Negative Girl - incredible, and WOH an aural-gasm. The intro to WASAM is the most amazing engineering I've ever heard - the chimes shimmer back and forth, sparkling across the speakers like tiny diamonds. Besides Vinnie C, I've become a huge fan of Michael While (WASAM, WOH)...

Miles Davis' plan is revealed. TvN is the MOST bop-ilicious by far
of their albums. In DVD-A it really has that LIVE Plush sound you've
been cryin' for. I dig the DVD-A TvN as much as Katy and Aja...
Look, the stuff was recorded hi-tech. It sounds best that way - and
loud pumping through the speakers. WARNING: DO NOT USE HEADPHONES UNLESS YOU"VE GOT THE BEST - drums will sound HARSH!

 


| µ | Day: 21 |

Clas: It has to be more than my daughter and I. She stole the TvN CD...I'm diggin' the DVD-A. It's their jazziest yet over a Stax/James Brown rhythm section. On Aja, I love Black Cow, Home At Last, the title track and Feldman's piano on Home At Last - but Peg and Josie have gotten very old - the classic albums breakdown did bring in some new life...Aja is strictly LA jazz (a derivative of cool jazz). TvN is really an odd, but cool sounding album close to their bop and cool jazz sources - the horn charts/themes (by Fagen and Leonhart) are less predictable than Tom Scott's.

It's really their most queer (in the Alice in Wonderland sense) album. Kamakiriad had some of that alien surrealism in the 50s Sci-Fi B movie sense. Kinda like the aliens from Star Trek playing bop-funk. I used to think TvN resembled the Kama grooves, but I think that much less so now, especially on stereo DVD-A.

I do get a weird but cool feeling. But as Dr. Fagen (or was it Becker) said "Weird is good." It could be:

(1) Fagen's voice - more hoarse and with less bit, but with a greater
'bandwidth" smooth and more non-wavering. It sounds like a freakin'
trombone. I'm serious. listen!

(2) That wurlitzer takes on a Mizar 5 sound - some interesting ideas..

(3) Fagen's and Leonhart's horn charts sound like alien bop and cool
jazz for sure...

(4) That bass clarinet is driving me crazy

(5) There's a fuzzy and warm, off-kilter sheen on everything

At any rate, when listening to TvN I feel like I'm being tickled in my
esophagus with a feather while my body is being covered in liquid caramel simultaneously...

 


| Unfinished ßusiness | Day: 21 |

Start off with that stained,
Hawaiian Tropic-like styled,
You see...
that blouse,
Watch it vanish while
There's some room out back,
With a few hinderin' seams,
When she sits, it rips
Does she strip for me?

With my trousers gone
I get ready
To make that stark nakee run
I've got to show
My fine lookin' buns

When the cold wind comes
I'll go wear my Birthday suit
Now I'm kicking back
In my Fruit o'da Looms

While she's dressed too warm
"Late Forties attitude"
We have naked lunch
With some naked dude
Then her sweatshirt breaks
While coming out of the train
And in her Fruit'o da Looms
She's a hurrying

While the city freezes over
We'll be streakin' down to the shore
Will she bring up lack
Of life once more?


Goodnight Virginia!
Have a nice life, y'all and please, please, drive carefully.
Toodles.

 


| wormman | Day: 21 |

gina - looking forward to meeting on your turf
I'll get the details as things progress

JIm# - I'll be back brother with hots on for crawfish monica
don't think the delicacy of North Sea Eel Pie will satisfy that itch

speaking of eighties crap
went to see english beat last night
back up band Molly Ringwolds - a poor brit 80's cover band
complete with 80's garb including a devo hat/suit, motley crue look alike etc.
okay so their breakfast club simple minded song was okay

main attraction? pardon my french

the english beat was really the english beat off

only the lead singer from the band
no horns, a dj sqwonk instead of a rythym section
a guitarist who only knew bar chords
and a keyboardist

"sooner or later they will let you down" indeed

stayed for only 4 songs and then needed to hear the originals when I got home even though it was 1:30 and I had to be up at 5

and I really liked EB in their prime

wt

 


| Gina | Day: 21 |

Wormman!!!
Well, that's a deal, we'll meet in April for sure.
John Beasley will be here in March or maybe April, so perhaps some things can be combined, who knows :-)

Banyan Tree This Is Fun Bow,
G.

 


| Clas @ w | Day: 21 |

StAl - the 80's was a whore.

Bill - you're saying you want the same lucky-rush as when you heard Aja the first time? That's impossible, you're older now, it won't happen. You can only “be” your time once. Who of us are constantly fainting over the “Two Against Nature”-Cd? No one. Are we listening to it? No.

re cover bands - it's impossible to make that “Classical”-music reference. We're talking about a rockband and Donald Fagens voice.

The only Steely-cover I have heard that made sense was that soundtrack from “I me and whatever”, Bad Sneakers, a totally different style. It's the only way to do it.

C, I prefer Night by Night over Janie Runaway

 


| paul | Day: 21 |

1531 -angel - just a wild, wild stab in the dark! Aren't you?

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 21 |

If anyone is interested, there's a couple of songs as mp3-files at my webpage:

www.ateljelundkvist.se

It's under the menu "musik".

I also have done a "Black Friday" for my gallery:

www.ateljelundkvist.se/galleri

Click on the painting for a larger pic. Have fun!

Clas

 


| Bill | Day: 20 |

Did anyone here watch the New England Patriots/
Oakland Raiders game last night?
WAS THAT FOOTBALL OR WHAT! That was football like
it's supposed to be in January. The field was
covered in six inches of snow and it was
coming down so hard you could barely see!

Congradulations Patriots fans. The call by the
officials with 1 minute and 43 seconds left in the
game will be talked about for years to come.
But as a former Patriots coach once said,
"a win is a win is a win" -Bill Parcells.
Hats off to Bill Belichick, he deserves it.

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 20 |

Speaking of new music, have any of you folks caught the video from this new dude Remy Shand on MTV? The song "Take a Message" is pure born-again blue-eyed soul--this young'un even got signed by Motown. Even more intriguing, if you wade through the bio on his website (http://128.11.96.243/mach18/default.asp?artistID=342) you'll find he lists none other than Steely Dan among his influences (along with Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, and a whole bunch of other names folks here will recognize). According to said bio he even took four years of obsessive/perfectionistic studio work to make his soon-to-released debut CD--sounds familiar, huh? Anyhow, I've really grooved on this single whenver I've caught it, and wanted to share what I think is a good thing. Cheers!

/the Mam'zelle
(who firmly believes there is no such thing as "too much soul")

 


| µ | Day: 20 |

Best CD releases since 1988:

Cookin with the Miles Davis Quintet
Workin' with the Miles Davis Quintet
Relaxin' with the Miles Davis Quintet
Steamin' with the Miles Davis Quintet

Best song recording: Airegin
Best Engineer: Rudy van Gelder on above
Best Re-mastering and Engineering: Rudy remaster of Joe Henderson's "Our Thing" last year.


~: People either love or hate Paul's new one.

There are some things that one must accept:

1) Complaining about Paul's lyrics is akin to complaining the Professional Wrestling is fake...

2) After Flaming Pie, a very good album, only marred at times by Jeff Lynne's overproduction - Paul's just not going to try to recreate the Beatles' sound again...

3) Instead, he recreates a Wings sound - Paul's in love again...

Driving Rain is a pretty good Wings CD with a taste of the White album. The tunes aren't bad...Father Time is starting to catch up with Paul's voice though he gets in a nice "oooooooooohh" in From a Lover to a Friend. The production is pretty organic, raw/lo-fi but not as commercial as the 70s Wings recordings. The bass, especially over the first half of the album, is classic Paul. The thing that saves the album IMHO is the quirkiness and weirdness of the production. Tiny Bubble, She's Given Up Talkin', Heather, Bridge on Id Do, Magic, Your way is a nice Backbird type of song, About You. guitar work in Back in the Sunshine, Rinding to Jaipur is a nice tribute to George...takes a while to dig...after much hesitation - thumbs up!


 


| Jim# | Day: 20 |

heh...wormy you're cutting it mighty fine there, oh traveling wilbury. Congrats on the Euro tour.

But will save a camp stool for you at the opening of Jazzfest, brother. And you ought to be mighty hungry by then for some crustacean style food festing as well.

 


| wormed away | Day: 20 |

quick note, up to my neck in Lease Sale work
after church on a sunday... office stereo in overdribe

I regret not being able to make Danfest sandy eggo this april
(really wanted to meet Angel, JDubz, St Al, W1p, etc.)
as I will now be in.... drum roll please... europe!

I was granted an invite at our international Geowiz conference April 22-26
in the Hague, so I will be spending most of April (8-26) in europa

gotta love dutch companys

hope to meet Gina (maybe finally deliver those tapes I promised ;-) )

anyway I'm back in the knick of time for jazzfest
will probably skip the last day or two of the conference!

our JAZZFEST danfest is 4/26-4/28 (may need some local help there Zeke)
come on down

have lots of reading to catch up on here later this week
miss you all and enjoy reading the new member Paul

speaking of Pauls, the Wingspan DVD is a real nice treat
less sap, more filler, lotsa rare footage

and the Driving Rain disc is a really nice piece
funny what love can inspire
The disc has some nice bass playing and even a sitar in open tuning that brings back memories of George... treat yourself

wormy

 


| Fanofdan...........emerging from lurkdomville | Day: 20 |

Steveedan and others

Good to read your comments regards "The Beat Goes On".
I had the pleasure of seeing this concert last Friday night with Mr Chow.

To coin a phrase once used by Donald Fagen "WHAT A NIGHT"
It was FUCKING AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunetly we in Australia are starved of Steely Dan music especially live stuff.
Whenever Steely Dan have done a world tour we have always been omitted.Its like we have leprosy or something or do they still believe we have Kangaroos jumping down the main street of Sydney.

I mean if they can travel to Japan their half way here,but thats beside the point.
The point is "The Beat Goes On" is a group of Australia's finest and best session musicians performing what diehard fans like Mr Chow,myself and others are crying out to see.
Steely Dan Music played LIVE,LOUD,CRISP and CLEAR and if that music is played with PASSION and PERFECTION then that that is a added bonus.
Until now its just been the odd local club one man band variety act with all their computer technology playing either Riki,Do it Again or Reelin' if your lucky,which is about all the mainstream radio plays down here too.(so sad really,how can a band that wins 4 grammies,still keep being ignored by the media).

To "The Beat Goes On" credit they covered just about everything they could in two and a half hours.
Here is the set list from what I can remember....

Babylon Sisters
Gaucho
Bad Sneakers
Black Cow
Josie
Peg
Deacon Blues
Green Earings
Don't Take Me Alive
My Old School
Reelin' in the Years ( AIA Version )
Riki
New Frontier
Trans Island Skyway
Tomorrows Girls
Book of Liars
Jack of Speed ( Awesome )
What a Shame About Me
Janie Runnaway
Cousin Dupree
FM
Hey 19
Don't Take Me Alive
Kid Charlemange

then finished with

Night By Night
Black Friday

So as you can see if they can play all this to perfection these guys are no amateurs.
Seeing something like this has injected a new lease of life into me regards Steely Dan.
I have been a fanatic for some 27 years or so but when I heard the
re vamped Reelin' in the Years from AIA my first thoughts were "what the fuck is this?", but after hearing and seeing it performed live it was awesome.
To sit there and be mesmerized by the percussionist watching him perform his magic,reaching for every little trick in his bag ( boy he was kept busy ), to the guitarist,horns,keyboard solos and what about the double drum solo ( yes there were 2 drummers on stage just like the old days ) on Night by Night it just about lifted the roof off the house.

It certainaly was a night to remember,

Perhaps one day I might be lucky enough to see the real thing live but until then I am quite content to see the next best thing

"THE BEAT GOES ON"

 


| Steveedan | Day: 20 |

Hi there ...

Steviedan - I forgot to tell you that the horn interlude that I was refering to is from Gaslighting Abbie, but I assumed that you would know what the 1st track of 2VN was and figure that out ...

Also, I thought the demo version would only let you access the 1st track of a CD. Sometimes the software is discounted down from $50 to $35. I missed the boat on the discount and bought in anyway, and I am glad to have it as part of my "musical tool kit" when you really need something like that, it is good to already have it up and running, as you know, "Oh, Metal Transcriptionist". Please e-mail me. I can't seem to find you that way. For others who might be interested in the SlowGold software, go to www.worldwidewoodshed.com because that is where you'll find it.

Mr. Chow -- thank you very much for the e-mail address for Kere Buchanan from "The Beat Goes On ..."). I am fairly amazed to hear that the 2 guitarists played the Kid Charlemagne solo at the same time. Synchronization problems would be easily encountered there, so if these guys pulled it off in true unison, then that is very very impressive. Now I am even more intrigued.

In your post you asked about "Glamour Profession". I have written a chord chart for that song, and it has been e-mailed to the great Howard Wright. He looked it over and gave me a few suggestions, so I think that my chart too has been "Howard-ized". Hey Howard !!! What do you think about that! You are not only a proper noun, but also a gerund !! Tell your grammar !!

Also, I am aware of that harmonics effect in the album version of the Green Earrings guitar solo, but I don't think our guitarist does it. I will ask him if he is interested in doing it (if he is not already). By the time our guitarist is playing his solo (solo #1), I am getting ready for my solo (solo #2), followed by the sax solo (solo #3), which is a lot like Cornelias Bumpus' solo from the live DVD from the Sony Studios from January 2000. Everybody wanted a solo so badly in that song that we strung three solos in a row before going back into the chorus and the Outro section of the song. We use the live ending plus one extra chord which is MY LITTLE SECRET. This is one of my very favorite SD tunes.

Paul from the Danny Steely Orchestra - I sent you an e-mail today. I browsed around on the DSO website. Nice picture (of the Korg - ha ha.) you don't look too bad yourself Squire. In my e-mail to you I failed to mention the San Diego, California USA based SD tribute band which is the darling of this guest book, The Steely Damned. I have never had the pleasure of seeing them live, but a few of my band-mates and friends from both The Steely Fan Band and also from Doctor Wu have. I have a video tape of their New York city performance the week of Steely Dan's induction into the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame, but as you know, video tape is not at all like seeing the event in the flesh. I think The Steely Damned is a 15 piece band and they have been hailed as the best the USA has to offer in the Steely Dan tribute band department.

With all of this talk about SD tribute bands, I still feel like I did before I ever knew that this guest book and all of these other SD tribute bands existed - which is - the true test of ANY SD tribute band is to see how their execution of the music stacks up against the original Steely Dan. As close as any of us get we will probably never get completely there. At least the challenge and the journey toward that goal is tons of fun.

To all who read this -- please support your local Steely Dan tribute band (and even a few out-of-town SD trib bands too!)

And I want to thank all those who have come out to see my band, my friend's band and Lovebob's band. You and people like you are the reason we exist at all (at least in public). Even Kathy Berberian knows there's one rulade she can't sing ...


Steveedan, Oh Man, Oh, Man.

 


| angel * * * * * * * They blinded me with Science (in honor of post 1508) | Day: 19 |

Good conversation regarding tributes. Some new passionate voices, too.

Floridavid: Tried your cell number and it says you have it off or are out of the area. I can't make plans if I can't communicate. :-(
I hope you are having a good time in our neck of the woods, though.

(1499) Paul, you have got to be kidding....

Bill: You crack me up bigtime. Watch out St. Al.

The little one is out of town this weekend, so my husband and I managed to see Oceans Eleven. Interesting movie, but huge plot holes in it.

FYI: Email and website addy's up top.

 


| Doctor Warren Kruger | Day: 19 |

I'd be lying if I said I'm not in desperate straits right now.
You all know about the otterhound counseling service, the Raelian debacle, the HFTCI, etc..., but this time I think I'm really on to something.
Arthur has come out of "hibernation" for the first time since getting out of jail, and he's even got his old Sherman Oaks apartment back- where the whole misunderstanding took place.
Anyway, I'm going to need a lot of money to get this thing on the road and many of you have a chance to get in on the ground floor of this operation!
Lee's water therapy sessions alone are probably going to be very extensive- the rubber tubing involved is quite costly- so I'm appealing to you Steeleye- I mean Steely Dan fans to help me resurrect this authentic rock and/or roll genius.
You all have heard of my remarkable work with such show business legends as Frances Farmer, Syd Barrett, and of course, my treatment of Donny Fagin in the mid 80s- that IS my name mentioned in "North of Hollywood", his way of thanking me no doubt- well I KNOW I can get Arthur Lee and the LOVE band back on top, if I only had the financial backing!
That's where you people come in.
But you're probably asking "what do I get in return?"
Well that's where my latest idea for a service (this is a service economy after all)comes in.
Here's how it works:
I solve some of the great enigmas in rock and/or roll history, and you, if you're sufficiently impressed, shower me with money!
Alright, let's not tarry any longer, the first mystery, perhaps the greatest mystery of all: What does the title of the Chicago song "25 or 6 to 4 mean?
Many rock and/or roll scholars all over the world have puzzled over this for literally centuries and not come up with the answer.
Is it the statement of some obscure ratio that only this rock and/or roll band was privvy to?
Is it some kind of key to the secret of life that only the Moody Blues (don't worry, they're coming up soon!)knew about?
No, my friends. The song is simply about a rock and/or roll songwriter trying to come up with some ideas for a song and the hour is getting late!
25 or 6 to 4 means that it is twenty five or (twenty)six minutes to 4:00am!
So there! I know. You're all shaking your heads in disbelief that a person as skilled as I am in the healing arts can also solve most of the really impotent questions in the universe. Well, don't just waste that feeling of inferiority you have towards me, dig in to your pockets and give- give to me, and before you know it, LOVE and Arthur Lee will be on the road again, with me as their producer/adviser/manager etc...!

 


| Mr Chow | Day: 19 |

Steveedan - I'm not sure if "The Beat Goes On" has a website, but I'm sure that Kere Buchanan, who organises the whole thing would love to hear from you to discuss each of your bands/projects etc. He's at: keza@optusnet.com.au
The charts he writes are extremely close to the original. As I mentioned, he truly "does a Howard". I asked him about Glamour Profession, as it's a personal favourite of mine, however, he suggested that 'there are some songs that work best in the studio..." If you could let him know about your version (I'm assuming you may have done the hard work here) - there'd be a lot of even more pleased music lovers here (if that's possible after Friday night's concert!!)
On the night, the Kid Charlemagne solos were not only note perfect, but performed by two amazing guitarists (Goh & Northcote) simultaneously! Rex Goh wasn't even looking at what he was doing, but rather watching Pete Northcote to ensure that they were precisely together. Imagine it - we were 5 metres away. The effect was incredible - the standing ovation (mid-song)was an almost not a good enough reception. Every nuance was replicated perfectly. We were entranced.

Talking about Green Earrings, the only (if I could call it a minor, minor disappointment), was that we didn't hear that orgasmic use of the harmonic register mid guitar solo. This is very important for Green Earrings. Do you guys hit that note?

I won't go into too much detail on each song, but we also heard brilliance when they performed "Book of Liars" and "Jack of Speed".

Anyway, please contact Kere, as I'm sure something good will come out of it. Chart-swapping to say the least!, if not special guesting - feel like a trip to our sun-drenched shores?

Oh, and Paul Shotan, thanks so much for your post. I made the classical music point last time as well. Good stuff!! It's interesting that Mozart often left gaps in his music for the performers to improvise. How's that for cool? These days, of course, the best interpretation of his music is still playing it note perfect. In 100 years time, it could be that "Classic" Steely Dan is played just as note-perfect.

Cheers,
Mr Chow.

 


| No Gwennie, No Gwennie, No Gwennie, Please No... | Day: 19 |

Dear Gwen,

Why am I calling you Gwen when you obviously are not
Gwen Stefani. I'm sure that you're not her because
Gwen Stefani would NOT be running Windows 98.
Gwen would be running some kind of supercharged
dual-processor setup with one of those pink translucent
keyboards and a whole bunch of flashy lights.

But just on the astronomically off-chance that you are
actually Gwen Stefani, let me just say one thing...

NO MORE SONGS LIKE "HEY BABY, HEY BABY, HEY BABY, HEY"!
PLEASE GWEN, PLEASE GWEN, PLEASE GWEN, PLEASE!

*MR.BILL KNOCKING HEAD ON DESK REPEATEDLY*

PLEASE GWEN I'M BEGGIN' YA!

:)

 


| Duncan | Day: 19 |

Great post Paul...

I did try to grt to your NYE gig in whitly bay.. but the babysitters well you know.

How did it go?

See you in chat soon again
Duncan

(feeling a little happier today)

 


| Steveedan | Day: 19 |

Wow !!! Finally, I get to correspond with another Steely keyboardist. What a treat. Paul, I agree with everything you said. We don't do a look-alike presentation either. We simply work hard to recreate the music and at times add a little new interpretation where we think it might be appropriate to do so.

Bad Sneeekz - I work on new projects all the time. I play lots of studio sessions at the request of my more serious music friends. I make my living in financial-based services. Playing Steely Dan music for me is what highly competitive tennis on the weekends might be for others (or touch football, or pick-up softball or basketball ...).

It is serious, but it is also serious fun.

Mr. Steviedan - I did buy the "full" version of SlowGold, and have only used it a few times since I did that, but it is true that you can burn CDs to be able to access any song by placing the song in the first or second track position. What sold me on this piece of software so long ago was that I put in my Two Against Nature CD and played the horn interlude into SlowGold, slowed it down learned it, and I also sped it up and played it to a faster tempo, so that when I played it in the proper tempo, it was easy to do. And of course, I have since forgotten how to play it. But I knew it well once ...

I tried sending you an email, but was unsuccessful. Please send me one so that I can tell you more stuff about this without boring everyone else (furthur than I have already done). Thanks


Steveedan

 


| Gwen S......Hey Billy, Hey Billy, Hey! | Day: 19 |

It's almost as if I'm talking directly to YOU, huh Grandpa Bill?

Here's my bid on the dilly-o. Some of my recent faves and not in order of significance:

1) Foo Fighters - There Is Nothing Left To Lose

2) Beck - Midnight Vultures

3) Fuel - Something Like Human

4) Alicia Keys - Songs In A Minor

5) Chris Cornell - Euphoria Morning

6) Dave Matthews Band - The Lilywhite Sessions

7) Dido - No Angel

8) Incubus - Make Yourself

9) David Gray - White Ladder

10) Eve - Scorpion

Of course, Rock Steady is fucking great - but I suspect you know that already.

 


| Bad sneeks | Day: 19 |

Paul

I've no problem with anything you say - I think my point was a debate on interpretation V duplication of the Dan (re: your point on classical music too)- I've enjoyed many an evenings fun playing the music too.

Eg What's your opinion on the merits of having to use a Ł6000 hand made 6-string Fodera bass to get the authentic Anthony Jackson sound (and yes it does make a hell of a difference !!!) ???

ie where does the quest for purity end and clinical obsession start ???

PS When are you coming to Scotland ???

 


| Paul T.Shotan | Day: 19 |

Hi folks
Just my 2 cents worth on the "should they, shouldn't they.." tribute band debate. First of all I come clean and confess I am in one..The Danny Steel Orchestra...clearly 'Dan : a 12-piece semi pro band based in Birmingham UK.

Why do we do what we do? Why don't we write and perform our own material?
Well we're all pretty well mature folks (for that read old!). We've all played in a wide range of bands all our lives, put up with playing boring, inane, or plain uninspiring stuff too long, tried the writing business, had no interest, ability, talent, luck or incentive. Always appreciated the total superiority of Becker & Fagen's work.loved to hear it, loved to play it, would have loved to be able to hear it live a little more often than 14 years in between gigs here in The UK!
There comes a point when you say fxxk it! I'm going to play for my own pleasure and I'm going to choose the best there is, the most demanding, the most rewarding. I don't give a damn if it doesn't pay...or else I'd now be in an ABBA Queen, Beatles, Eagles etc etc tribute. We all decided in the absence of the real thing we'd get together a bunch of great musicians who were like minded and set ourselves the task of recreating the recorded versions of the classic Steely Dan tracks. You may argue that that's sad....but remebere not everyone is a writer....some folks are just plain good musicians and once you've heard the masters at work you know there's NO WAY you'll, ever even approach those heights. Horses for courses ? After all no-one disputes the value of a symphony orchestra performing the great works do they? Are those players berated for living off the backs of Mozart, Beethoven etc? No way. We play the music of Steely Dan because we love it and so do so many Brits too, and we want to bring it to them LIVE, local and affordably. No-one's even suggesting that the real thing wouldn't be more welcome but it ain't going to happen too often is it? We do all we can to promote Don & Walt's music, we bring new audiences to the music and keep the flame glowing for the die-hards. As for sitting on a beach on the proceeds....dream on! We are a semi pro 12 piece and we are lucky to take home Ł20 / $30 after a weekend's work travelling 500 miles, humping around a huge pa, performing a 2 hour show, sleeping on a floor and all the hassle of that in reverse. There is no money in Steely Dan tributes. The audiences for The 'Dan are a minority, the material is not commercial (thank G!)...it is plain hard work and we've probably put more money into it than we'll ever pull out, but money is not the issue, never was and never will be...it's done in respect to and love for this great great music......no dreams of fame and fortune, no ego feeding, no delusions at all...just ordinary guys willing and able to do justice to this magical stuff.
Please support your Dan bands, wherever you are. they're doing it for love.
Come see us...say hello, give us a call and we'll try to get you in for free as a first timer even...we need your support ...always.
Thanks and sorry for the rant..I get very passionate about anything Dan!!!
ps we don't do the lookalike / karaoke / cabaret thing neither!!! Just the music pure and as near to the real thing as possible but with room for the guys to strut their stuff now and again.....a very exciting combination.

Paul Shotan keys and co-organiser for The Danny Steel Orchestra...clearly 'Dan (UK)
http://DannySteel_Orchestra.tripod.com
"close your eyes and you'll, be there, it's everything they say..."

 


| Bad Sneekz | Day: 19 |

Hey guys

Check out the Super Furry Animals "The man don't give a f***" from the "Outspaced" CD if you want to hear how to use a classic SD sample in a completely different context -

As for all this tribute band discussion - as someone who has made a living from original music for over twenty years, as musician, engineer, producer and FOH sound man, my opinions are divided as to the merits of trying to perfectly reproduce other peoples work.

Sure, I love the songs as much as the musicians who are doing this, and as a player I would have to take my hat off to any guitarist who can play "kid Charlemagne" note for note, any bass player who can attempt the vibe of "Glamour profession", Keyboard man who can get inside the changes of "Gaucho" etc etc - However, it does amaze me that players with this amount of talent would not be better utilising it towards making their own new music using the one-off genius of Don, Walt, Larry, Gary, Roger etc as the inspiration to take the flag onto the next level.

Sure the art of forging a Rembrant may make you enough money to sail off to the Carribean for the rest of your life, but would you be happy on that beach with the knowledge that it could have been you who would be remembered 200 years from now ???

Just a thought - Respect to all you guys anyway and peace to all the musical family of the world.

 


| steviedan | Day: 19 |

partial retraction: "roxy & elsewhere" may be tied with "make a jazz noise here". gina, i agree with you and clas about "village of the sun". standout piece...

canadian music query: okay, so slap me with a slab of back bacon, but i don't think shania is horrible (i saw her with my daughter and it was a nice presentation), but have you heard of the rankins or leahy ? there's two great bands you've never heard of right there. if you depend on mainstream radio for your listening oeuvre then a limp bizkit is all you get...

okay good doc. uncle on the global warming issue. i guess we'll all just accept that fossil fuel emissions are harmless.

get well miss cara...

stevee, the free demo for now. did you register ? the ten second loop thing will be limiting, but the first two song limit seems surmountable by re-recording to another disc, track 1 or 2. advise.

 


| Steveedan | Day: 18 |

Hi Steviedan --

You are welcome for the SlowGold tip. This can really be a useful program, as you said. Did you get the full version, or just go with the free demo?

Thank you very much for letting me know that Chick Corea's The Leprechaun exists on a CD. Now I gotta go find it out there.


Steveedan

 


| Steveedan | Day: 18 |

Well Hello Mr. Chow from Down Under --

Please get us a website for this Steely Dan tribute band that you have mentioned were the best ever. Here in the Western World we have a number of SD trib bands whom would be interested in seeing how "The Beat Goes On - The Songs Of Steely Dan" band compare with one or more of our own.

It appears that San Diego, California's The Steely Damned band is the best the USA has to offer. I myself am involved with 3 Los Angeles, California-based SD trib bands (1 of which is still in development but shaping up rather nicely). There is also Stealin' Dan from the upper New York state area and also in the UK there is Nearly Dan. I want to hear some of the songs that "The Beat Goes On" band plays and see how it compares to the other bands' material that I am familiar with.

In regard to your comment about wanting to hear the original versions, and original solos verses newer interpretations of Steely Dan songs, my opinion about that is this -- I have always considered myself a purist when it comes to my approach to other people's music. Before I try to change or interpret a Steely Dan song, I do my best to learn the songs exactly as they originally appeared on the studio albums. Now that there exists live material to listen to and learn, I now have the choice of mastering the studio version, or one of the live live versions of the songs. In my case, being the fanatic that I am, I learn every version that I can get my hands on. In the SD tribute bands we take a vote as to what version of a song to learn for performance purposes.

A perfect example of this would be either Reelin' In The Years, or The Royal Scam. In the first case, Reelin' has been completely re-vamped on the Alive In America CD. The Royal Scam live uses more horns to play the recurring theme and the drums are much more out in front.

So faced with these choices, what should a performer do?

I suggest following your own heart. The only rule that I would try to include in all of this is to pay strict attention to detail and to quality. Also, if the opportunity arrises for a solo to be played that could reach out into brand new territory, it is my position that the solo should be played with a nod to the original. Certain songs (in my opinion) need to have the original solos. Kid Charlemagne is one (although Drew Zing's solo in that song on the Alive In America CD ain't bad!).

But for a song like Green Earrings, I have three different solos besides the guitar solo from the studio version to pick through. On the Alive In America CD, Warren Bernhart played a piano solo, on the 1996 tour, John Beasley played a piano solo, and on the 2000 tour, Ted Baker played a piano solo. If I had multiple recordings of other 1996 concerts (besides just Manassass, VA on 7-21-96), or other 1993, 1994, or the 2000 tour, I would have half-a-dozen Green Earrings piano solos to cull through while I figure out how I would like to ultimately construct my own solo.

This can drive a piano player nuts. (Can't you tell?)

So, my approach is to expose myself to as many different Green Earrings piano solos as I can get my hands on and to boil them down into what I want to do. My solos will certainly sound different than the ones played by these great keyboardists, but I can guarantee that whatever I play will be in the proper context and feel of the song, and it will follow the terrain of that solo space in the song.

Having said all of that --- please let us know how we can contact "The Beat Goes On" SD trib band from down under, OK? Thank you.

 


| Mr Chow | Day: 18 |

A couple of years ago, I started an argument on the guestbook about what the listener wanted to hear when they attended live concerts of a favourite band. Obviously, I used the example of attending a live Steely Dan Concert.

My argument, (which I lost convincingly!) was that what the listener will occasionally want from the band is the exact sounds / music from the original recording. They will want to hear what they know and expect from Steely Dan. To be able to see first hand, a talented guitarist letting rip with an exact version of Larry Carlton’s solos from Kid Charlemagne during a performance of that tune on stage in front of you is bloody exhilarating! After all, not many people have “seen” this as the original was produced in the studio.

Now, I accept the arguments about wanting to hear something new and creative from the band on stage, however I have to say I remain committed to my preference for at least one “as recorded” night after the best live concert in years last night from “The Beat Goes On” – The Songs of Steely Dan, at ‘The Basement” here in Sydney.

With 16 brilliant musicians on stage during the night (including 5 singers, 2 drummers, 2 lead guitarists, 2 bass guitarists and one each of Tenor Sax, Keyboard, Trombone, Trumpet & Percussionist), we were witness to the talents of Rex Goh and Peter Northcote (Larry Carlton was floating above them in an awe inspired ‘out of body’ experience), keyboardist Bill Risby, as well as Victor Rounds and Nick Sinclair. Also the magnificent horn trio of Andy Bickers, Stewart Kirwan and Anthony Kable. Gordon Ritmeister, the amazing drumming sensation together with Kere Buchanan doing their magnificent impressions of Hodder and Porcaro. Kere spends huge amounts of time “doing a Howard” with his arrangements.

This was one golden night of Steely Dan and I would bet the family jewels on them beating any other attempt at producing the ‘exact’ sound. The mood was uplifting. The crowded club was raucous with excitement, and these guys are gaining an amazing following.

We would love to see SD down here sometime (can guarantee them a full house or three), but until then, they’re really already here.

It truly was a case of:
“Close your eyes and you’ll be there;
It’s everything they say;
The end of a perfect day”

Thanks guys & thanks fanofdan for joining the party.

Mr Chow.

 


| Bill/Gaslighting Patty | Day: 18 |

St. Al,

This is fun. I can't wait till I have some more freetime
so I can fly out to Seattle. I'll follow you around
and wait till you go into a store or whatever. Then
ill change all your car mirror positions and turn your
license plates upside down. I'll replace your dog with
an exact replica. I'll plant plastic trees on your
property. I'll go around your nieghborhood acting really
bizzare and tell every one my name is Billy Beemer.

You see this is the problem. I'm the youngest in my
family. I have two older brothers and an older sister.
Driving them insane used to be fun but they've become
pretty accustomed to it by now and well it's just
ain't as much fun as it used to be.

But driving you insane is really fun, it's opened up
a whole new world to me. I feel a new sense of purpose.
It's gonna be great! What a long strange trip it will
be buddy... are you ready for the ride? :)

 


| Bill/well ok then... | Day: 18 |

St. Al,

Is it true that LMAO means Leave My Ass Out of this?

If the system should happen to throw a person out
of chat, would this be a case of Premature De-chatulation?

Ok so you did'nt like my cooking analogy... I mean it
was all I could think of at the time.

Did anyone ever tell you that it's fun to drive you crazy?

:)

 


| StAl | Day: 18 |

Bill: WRONG! You're theory is all wet. Quit with the analogies already. It is my contention the only thing more subjective than music is abstract art. You can't compare food for chrissakes, and even if you did the example you use has more to do with CHEMISTRY than art!

Again I ask. Who's standards?

The fact is you like certain music groups. These groups, for one reason or another touched you in ways no others have been able to since. As far as you're concerned these bands are YOUR standard for good music. That's fine, and I'd venture to say they are probably good choices. But back to my original point... You might surprise yourself if you didn't wear your standards on your sleeve. There's PLENTY of great music out there. Check out Duckys list. Most of those artists are less than 5 years old and all of them are worth a listen.

StAl

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 18 |

Someone ask about great music since 1988? The following folks (at least) make it onto my list (at least) ... listed in no particular order of importance or degree of familiarity/obscurity:

Bjork
Cibo Matto
Macy Gray
Jamiroquai
Medeski Martin & Wood
Gorillaz
Maktub
Crystal Method
Fatboy Slim
Meshell Ndegeocello

That's not even including a bunch of folks various of y'all have already mentioned, but since you've mentioned them already, I don't have to. :-)

/the Mam'zelle
(you keep your ears to the ground, you get rocks in your head)

 


| Bill/The meaning of art | Day: 18 |

St. Al,

Ok so I included Oasis and Shania Twain on the list
of 10 good bands/artists since 1988, but I was running
out of people dammit! I had no idea who to add to that
list after the first 3 or 4 artists or so.
I was desparate!

Now, your contention that established standards of
excellence cannot be applied to the various forms
of art is just not true nor logical. Of course they
can.

Lets look at the culinary art field for a moment.
While cooking is certainly an art, there are certain
ingredients which just don't belong together. Like
tabasco sauce just does not belong in the list of
ingredients for pecan pie. Oranges do not belong
in clam chowder. These are generally accepted
statements of fact which were borne out through
centuries of experimentation and trial and error.
Therefore if someone places tabasco sauce in a
pecan pie mix we can rightfully say that this is
a misguided, improper thing to do. It's bad form.

Also I notice that a master chef will take great
pride in how the dish is eventually displayed and
presented. If the dish is presented in a
stylistically interesting way, it will be something
of great interest to the person who eventually
recieves it. BUT, if the dish is prepared in a
sloppy manner, with no regard for astetic quaility
then it will be viewed as a mess.

You see standards are being adhered to, and those
standards will be evaluated by the recipient of
the item. While there is some degree of subjectivity,
the basic standards must be satisfied. Therefore,
art is not completely objective. Art does not exist
within a vaccuum. It can be judged based on it's
ingredients. Just like everything else in the world.

 


| caramia | Day: 18 |

Dano, steviedan, and all my nice danbuddies...

I now have a second cold this season. Drats. The first turned to bronchitis and lasted 3.5 weeks. I work with the elderly (think _Aqualung_, my friend) and I wonder if wearing a respirator mask is going to be my fate...

The local beau has been keeping me busy. That might change.

Haven't decided about New Orleans yet (Hi wormy, aja). I can drive down last minute should the notion hit me. But for now I am fighting the urge to book a trip to NYC to see Jonatha Brooke at Irving Plaza on my BD. Hi to Aus and Malc and Pete you others in the vicinity.

Hello to Oleander, just a hundred miles away...

caramia, feelin' puny

 


| Flame | Day: 18 |

I think you must designate between "taste" and "popular culture's forced feeding of the masses".

Taste can be judged from one's one sense of value, appreciating and evaluating a particular medium/style, and hence the artisans, or hacks, who practice it. This can also be said of the visual arts as well.

PC's Force Feeding certainly lends to the debate, however, it does not even remotely apply the numerous, less popular developments and growth/regression of an artistic medium. PC is a constantly moving - if not evolving - phenomenon

Bill - whose taste I share only partially - finds nothing, or little, of value post 1998, that demonstrates his taste, yet one can make the argument against him nonetheless, based on their individual values.

To say that St. Al has a broader mind is, to me, obvious. And yet Bill remains undaunted in his opinions, which by themselves may even contain kernels of truth.

I would never say that popular culture has "evolved", but rather, merely maintained itself and broadened its reach. Does that make it better? I don't think so. It has diluted variety.

Taste is acquired - how you acquire it is really up to you. How you judge it depends on where you came.

 


| steviedan | Day: 18 |

public service announcement:

there is music outside the mainstream.

thought you'd like to know...

 


| Duncan | Day: 18 |

I can only think of 3 great bands formed since 1998..
Mansun ,Gay Dad & Limp Bizkit.

Still glad to see another Sheryl Crow fan on here...
Thought i was the only one

Chatty chatty bang bang later
db

 


| µ - OK back to work | Day: 18 |

SCIENCE

 


| µ | Day: 18 |

St.Al: Isn't since about differeing point of views - trying to prove someone or their ideas wrong. The truth is slowly revealed by mountains of data and the art + science of criticism.

Case in point. most people believe in "cataclysmic" global warming despite a substantial and logical evidence to the contrary...like the satellite and balloon data that indicate no significant changes in average tropospheric temperature... or this one hot off the press:

http://www.weather.com/newscenter/topstories/workoutside/marine/020118xmarxantarcticaice.html

 


| µ | Day: 18 |

St. Al: That opens up the Pandora's box, eh? Is all art relative?

Are the works of Robert Ludlum = Shakespeare?
or P' Diddy = Duke Ellington?
or Yoko Ono = Picasso?

Who's to say which Black Cow is better? Is there any science behind the academic field of criticism? Is there any valid objectivity in evaluating musicanship or literary style and substance? Are the 100s of years of articles, theses and dissertations on the science of art criticism just so much hot air? Is the "everything is relative" just part of the age (pre 9/11) of self-absorption and promotion? ...or is that simply Cousin Dupree (everything with my relatives)?

Am I or anybody on a ukelele drunk with a lampshade over the head = Larry Carlton?

Do years of apprenticeship, practice, inspiration, perspiration work only if you're stripping at the MTV awards?

Is stealing other artists finished products, overlaying with bad poetry, spastically delivered = Beethoven?

"If you can't communicate...then shut up." - Tom Lehrer

(paraphrasing) "If music went the way of technology, we'd all be listening to Debussy." - Walter Becker

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 18 |

Bill: It is my opinion you can't appropriately apply your philosophy of using "standards" to judge an art form. What if I think your "standards" suck? After all, you did include Oasis in your list. And someone else, maybe you but I don't remember, included Shania fucking Twain. This method of thinking is flawed because art is subjective. Technology and science is not.

Ok, I'm done.

StAl

 


| Bill/you MAY have a point...but metallica? | Day: 18 |

St. Al,

Ok, i partially agree with you. We have to keep an open
mind when it comes to music...to a point. You see certain
standards of excellence have been set. Like it or not
the job of a new artist is to review these standards and
try to match, or preferrably, to exceed them. Isn't that
the way it works in all other fields of endeavor?

Let's take the aerospace industry for an example. A standard
has been set has it not? Men have landed on the moon. The
next step is to put a man (or woman) on Mars no? The next
logical step is to reach the furthest planet in our solar
system, followed by trying to reach the nearest star.
This a logical, linear progression of events. We do not
put a man on the moon and then start over by trying to
invent the wheel. This would be regressive not progressive.
And herein lies the central theme of my argument, I find
much (but not all) of the modern post 90's stuff to be
regressive. It niether matches nor exceeds the prior
standard of excellence. It is therefore rejected out
of hand. Not worth the time.

Again, there are quite a few artists who are at least
attempting to measure up to the icons of years past and
my hat is off to them. All I want is to have that same
feeling I got when I first heard the AJA LP. Is that too
much to ask? :)

 


| StAl | Day: 18 |

Bill: All I have to say is "Gilligan's Island"

Television is what it is and has been for many years.

I say kill it.

No, I'm not picking on you.

StAl

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 18 |

Bill: Just because Dylan wrote it doesn't make it right. Adopting that philosophy is only an excuse to remain close minded. In principal I agree with the greater concept of choosing a position and sticking with it, however, applying this credo to music is plain silliness.

A rolling stone gather no moss...

I possessed a similar attitude throughout the 80's. During that decade I found most of the music sterile and vapid, so I turned to the 60's and 70's to help me through this horrible period in popular music. I figured that no one could do it as good as The Beatles or The Stones, so what's the point. I found that I wore this attitude on my sleeve -- to the point my mind had simply shut down and I could no longer appreciate anything that wasn't produced before 1980. Sometime around 1990 I met a person who really turned my head around. He was a diehard metalhead -- a form of music I eschewed for years. Once again, if it wasn't Black Sabbath or Zep, what's the point? He introduced me to bands like Metallica, Megadeth, Janes Addiction, Soundgarden, etc. From that point on I realized there was plenty of great music out there if you only opened your mind and listened without (or as few) pre-conceived notions as possible.

Frankly, even in hindsight I don't think my dislike of the music of the 80's is (or was) far off the mark, however, I'm wondering if I hadn't been such a narrow-minded putz if I wouldn't have appreciated more of it.

Somehow I doubt it.

It's tough to compare modern music to history. I say it's plain unfair even though we all do it. Try not to and you may see things a little different.

Pat

 


| Bill/Addendum to post 1494 | Day: 18 |

St. Al : Post 1494's got your name on it.

On the subject of standards and the lack of them,
it occurs to me that most modern entertainment is
geared towards morons. Take the World Wrestling
Federation for instance; who exactly are these people
trying to entertain? How about shows like, Survivor,
or Rikki Lake, or Jenny Jones, or Rende-view, or
Blind Date, or three-quarters of the stuff on the
WB network. I mean are there really that many stupid
people in the world? It's scary to think so...

I have quite a few channels on cable. I've got the
Optimum package, whatever that is, but it's quite
a few channels needless to say. Take a guess how
many of those channels I watch consistently...
I'd guess maybe six or seven channels. Mostly I
watch the Discover channel, A&E, Cspan1 & 2, PBS,
HBO(when they're not into porn-see above), and the
standard public channels. Just a few channels out of
all the availiable channels to watch. The reason for
this is that the other channels are basically filled
with tripe. They've apparently run out of ideas
and/or class entertainers and have decided to resort
to low-rent circus-act programming.

The ills that plague television these days are the
same ones that plague the music industry. They've
just plumb run out of ideas and now they're just
going to resort to any stupid thing that will grab
your attention. Things with "EXTREME" in front of
the name seem to do well. Pretty soon we'll have
extreme cooking shows and extreme home remodeling.
It's dumb isn't it? If you think so then you are a
dying breed my friend. Welcome to the future.
Here's your coloring book and crayons.

 


| Clas | Day: 18 |

Jay Dubz - and I saw Zappa in Stockholm, must have been late 80's. Great shit. Two singers, they did "I am the Walrus", that was just beautiful.

Hi Gina - have you seena?

C

 


| paul | Day: 18 |

They're playing "Chain Lightning" on my local wireless station as I sit down to write this. Portentious. Perhaps.

Some random musings on the post '88 debate.

Nickleback (Okay, I know they're Canadian, but hey)

Staind (Gonna be BIG this year, I predict, because they're good)

Portishead

Live

David Grey

Creed

Pearl Jam

Stone Temple Pilots

Otherwise I pretty much agree with Bill (Not Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs", I trust). Bill?

So, they finally bust the Patty Hearst gang. After 26 years. Well, well....

Some poetry by William Carlos Williams (1883-1965, Rutherford, New Jersey) for your pleasure:

THIS IS JUST TO SAY

I have eaten
the plums
that were in the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold


THE RED WHEELBARROW

So much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

Luckless, some more test answers:

2. Driving: Aja, Cooking: Two Against Nature, Cocktail Parties: no can do coktail parties (shudder).

3. Can't post an image. Can't italicise. Can't even underline. Believe one can do all these in Word. But, unfortunately, I have the patience of a "you know what".

4. I never really got acquainted with The Ramones, so I'm going to take the 5th on this one.

5. I'm not anti-Canada.

6. Beatles influenced Beach Boys.

7. 2004.

8. "Sorrow".

9. Inefficiency.

10. Don't know. Or care.

Bonus question:

I would guess angel.

That's all for now. Away 'till Monday. Have a groovy weekend. Over and out.

 


| Gina | Day: 18 |

Did i hear Zappa? :-)
Jdubzapadepticmania here! Cool!

So nice to scroll back while re-playing the Village/Sun tune in my kind, shivers down my spine to see Clas down that same road ...

Blaise, you Canadian?? My, is that some label you buy in the nearest tacky little drugstore 'round the corner to fool the Raelians?

Have a nice weekend, Banyanic Treesters,

Banyan Tree Flossing Dental Bow,
G.


 


| Clas @ work | Day: 18 |

stevie - well if David just follow my advices... I hope he can sing, no he doesn't have to sing, I forgot, they have this Auto-Tune-device in Pro Tools, don't they? On the other hand, I saw him in a movie where he and Brad Pitt was doing some great action, a kind of Road Movie, serie-killers and such. I liked that one.

Lars - I'm going to change to tight leatherpants and go for a hairtransplantation, look for updates :-)

Mu - maybe you're right. But those albums, Mad Man, and the others before Yellow Brick, that was pretty new stuff at the time. I remember getting high on it (the only reason I din't smoke my High School Diploma was I never got one).

Jay Dubz - you were THERE! That's great! I love the way Zappa communicate with the audience.

Angel - I know I got to go / oh God / I hope the wind don't blo-ow!

Paul - yepp, Sweden it is. Stockholm. Venice* of the north.
---

Blaise - see what I mean? Totally ignored!

C

*Venice, Italy, not Los Angeles.

 


| stevie dan breakin it up | Day: 18 |

do you ever get that nagging feeling that you could lose connection and thereby your post ? hence the bail. cybernoia.

jdubz, glad you got to catch the twain film. did you feel simultaneously moved by his wisdom, humor and hardships, yet repelled by his excess materialism and the priviledged whining quality in family communiques' ? i was pulled back and forth, but eventually prioritized the former...

jjeff, candy to read you say ? would you characterize that as say, sweet tarts, sugar babies, whitman's sampler, or a utilitarian hershey bar lol ? no really, thanks jjeff. it's a joy for someone to relate. as to the bowie/ferry hierarchy... NEITHER ! chairman frank o'sinatra is the prototype. he started the whole schtick and remains the all-time dapper croonmaster...

 


| steviedan | Day: 18 |

x is ex-ed ? lp ? snakehips ? tell me this isn't so ! tell you what, though. david duchovney SUCKS because this is all his fault ! sorry i've gotta tell you the raw deal, dave. i've seen you in other roles and guess what: you are only good as mulder. mulder is what you are and now you've ruined that. goodbye david. down the dumpchovney...

he needs to contact that essential cog in the starmaker machinery, col. clas for career guidance. col. clas, what would you suggest david do ?

stevee, thanx for the slowgold tip from way back. very helpful for transcibing hair metal solos.

st. al, SO true. countless artists. a continuum...

paul, clas, jd, and zappites alike, roxy would be possibly my favorite zappa out of the scores i have and jd was THERE ! how come you didn't get in the dance contest, dub ?

now for these messages...

 


| Bill/checking in from the old folks home... | Day: 17 |

St. Al,

Bob Dylan wrote;

George Lewis told the Englishman, the Italian, and
the Jew, "You can't open your mind boys to every
conceivable point of view..."

Does anyone know what this means?

Class?

Ok, you in the back....let's have it.

It means that you can't always agree with every
last philosopy that exists.

That's Right! It means that sooner or later you
have to select a philosophy from all the availiable
philosophies that exist (or invent one of your own...)
and decide that this philosophy is true, and believe it.
A person just can't have a myriad of disparate philosophies
and remain completely sane. Therefore people are bound
to disagree on certain subjects from time to time.

Now when it comes to music, there are quite a few
philosophies. What sounds good to one person might
sound god-awful to the next. Now gansta-rap aside
(which, lets face it, ain't even music at all),
I find myself liking certain aspects of many kinds of
music. This is the reason why I like Steely Dan so much,
they mix things up. You never know what they might
decide to include in one of thier songs. From obscure
instruments to some arcane musical genre of the past,
Steely Dan has it all.

You see I am a very spoiled person. I grew up in the
70's. The music of the 60's was still being played
every day on the radio. The artists that I grew up
with are the icons of today. It is for this reason
that I have a hard time accepting any of the post
90's music as good. I just don't see anyone from
this period who can fill the shoes of Don and Walt,
or James Taylor, or Bob Dylan, or Eric Clapton,
or Jimi Hendrics, or Pink Floyd, or Alan Parsons,
or The Beatles, or Roy Orbison, or Carol King,
or The Rolling Stones, or The Doors... shall I
go on?

And this is the problem you see, my standards are
very high, and I won't lower them. I won't lower
them for Snoop Doggy Dog, or Busta Rhymes, or the
Eminem kid who can even spell his own name, or
Brittany Spears, or the Backstreet Boys, or N'Sync,
or any of the techno dance acts, or any of the
low-rent, cheap-ass acts that the jerkoffs from
the record companys want to throw at me.

Still, I do from time to time find some music
nowadays that I feel is quality music that
should stand the test of time. LP mentioned
The Cranberries, I really like The Cranberries,
they're very talented and thier music should
hang around for a while. Just don't try and
give me any Marylin Manson and tell me that
he's a valid artist because I will then have
to compare his work against the standard which
was set by those who came before. I believe we
all know what the result of that will be :)

P.S. St. Al, I won't be 40 for another month
and a half. Does that qualify me as a grandpa?


 


| Stevee-Colombus-Dan | Day: 17 |

FOUND IT !!!

(Shit. I can't even land on a post number with-OUT competition !)

Mu ! MU !!!

I think I'll walk the plank. (Splash !)


Stev-hee-blew it-Dan

 


| Stevee-King Ferdinand-Dan | Day: 17 |

We've all gone to look for America ...

 


| Stevee-King Ferdinand-Dan | Day: 17 |

We've all gone to look for America ...

 


| Steveedan | Day: 17 |

The NAMM Show kicked off today in Anaheim, California, right next to "The Happiest Place On Earth", you know, The In-N-Out Burger near Disneyland.

I have it on good authority that Jeff "Skunk" Baxter was in attendance today. I am guessing that he was window-shopping, but, not for thermo-nuclear weaponry this time ...

Whoever posted that hysterical classic stuff from The Hollywood Squares, I loved it. If there is a website that has more of these jokes, please let us know.

JayDubs - great to speak with you in real time tonight. I fear that I too may miss Floridavid, who get's to Anaheim tomorrow, as I will not be going to the NAMM Show myself. So Dave, if you are reading this, please check your email while you are here in Los Angeles and CALL ME, so that we can see if we might still be able to get together. Angel, if this interests you also, please let me know.

And finally, eLLe, what was that a picture of? That red thing, I mean.


Steveedan

 


| eLLe | Day: 17 |

My offspring saw Snoop last summer..3rd ROW- CENTRE!
My daughter has connections!
They're still going on about it!

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 17 |

His first taste of big city life...

 


| Lars | Day: 17 |

No, San Jose.

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 17 |

Lars ~ Actually the diploma I smoked had a gym sock rolled up in it! Where've you been livin', Reseda?

 


| Lars | Day: 17 |

C - visited your very instructive site on "how to become a rock 'n roll star". In the end (under that charming pic) you state that nothing can't possibly go wrong. Well, I learned in "the old" recipe that "... when hair's combed right and your pants are tight it's gonna be all right". Look at that hair! ..tight pants???? Is it really possible to have success?

 


| lp | Day: 17 |

is anyone out there mourning the loss of the x-files at the end of this season or have you all turned to the "other side" and started watching alias on sunday nights already? i admit i watch it during commercials.

so, in the season finale will
anyone get killed off?
anyone get abducted for good?
anyone ride off in the sunset?
anyone new have bumps on their necks? black oil in their eyes?

will there be a follow-up movie?
will david duchovney come back for the finale?
is krycek really dead?

will it be cheesy, will it be nice, woops, dropping into a dinah shore tune there, hold the phone!

sorry, the x-files sites are filled, can't get in

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 17 |

Bill bill bill...

One of my favorite discussions is the topic of "today's music." Seems many of you old fogies don't appreciate the plethora of fantastic music produced since the late 80's. Rather than list the 100's of newer artists that have contributed in a positive way, let's just say there is more to music than, well, Steely Dan...

Oasis ain't one of them, but that's my not so humble opinion. More of British drivel if you ask me. BUT, that's not the point, because I know there are many who really enjoy the band. You see, even with bands like the Ramones and Oasis, I see the talent. Well, let me rephrase that. I understand why people might find their music worth listening to. Snoop Dogg included.

So come on GRAMPS, lift a skirt and live a little! (I refuse to use those stupid little "emoticons" but if I did I'd insert one that looks like the devil smiling right here).

StAl

 


| Lars | Day: 17 |

C & Jaydubz - Roxy and you were there ... Wow!! Did you smoke your high-school diploma too ?

 


| µ | Day: 17 |

additions to post- post- post-modern funked up music:

Ben Folds Five

Ben Folds

Fear of Pop

Steely Dan 2 (just look at the cover)

All the Lilith Fair chicks

All the grunge bands

Gin Blossoms

Neil Finn

Christian McBride

Joshua Redman

C: I know Bennie is SUPPOSED to have a cheesy fake live sound with hand claps and everything - but Elton pulls the melodramatic echo trick too often in the early dayz. That's one of least fav tracks on the classic Yellow Brick Road LP...It seems like Bennie and the Jests led to the road of excess and self-parody...

Looking forward to hearing your new tune...

 


| eLLe | Day: 17 |

my 2 cents~ Gwen gets to marry Bush guitarist/Gavin.. soon, she can't be all that bad..PLUS..
Plus she always wins "Best Bindy Dot" award in my books.
Neil Young a thinking mans' Dylan?
that's a joke right?
Both are greats of modern day R'n'R, R'n'B..both still "working"
Both, not-too-shabby lyricists..LOL!!!!! to say the least.

I don't go looking for it.. it just comes to me naturally.
cheesey peas

 


| eLLe | Day: 17 |

thanks jjeff..bro!

 


| lp | Day: 17 |

hey, i'll take a stab at best bands since, wait let me scroll up, oh yeah, 1988:

1. Beck
2. Cake
3. Cranberries
4. Tribe (a local Boston band that broke up after one great release)
5. Bare Naked Ladies (hope we can still be friends, but they are a great band)
6. Oasis, yeah, sure
7. if i can do solo artists, i'll add Joan Osborne
8. Sneaker Pimps
9. another soloist - Susan Tedeschi
10. new artist John Mayer (sp)

Beck being the top

 


| eLLe | Day: 17 |

I know you're out there.. ....

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 17 |

Clas ~ Next time you're in LA, I'll give you the grand tour of infamous Zappa locales. "Roxy & Elsewhere" is a kick-ass album and has sentimental value to me, since I was there two of the nights...great shows! My favorite early '70s Zappa lineup (first tour of '73 - Hollywood Palladium) was to support "Over-nite Sensation" ~

Frank Zappa: guitar/vocals
George Duke: keys/vocals
Jean-Luc Ponty: violin
Ian Underwood: keys/winds/reeds
Ruth Underwood: tuned percussion
Tom Fowler: bass
Bruce Fowler: trombone
Sal Marquez: trumpet/vocals
Ralph Humphrey: drums

"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it not open." ~ FZ

 


| Bill/Man...That's a hard one... | Day: 17 |

St. Al,

Damn..., name 10 good bands/artists that have formed
since 1988? Shit why not just ask for a working formula
for cold fusion while we're at it? I know that I can't
do it but I'll try to rattle off a few artists that
might be any good. Here goes...

1 Sheryl Crow
(she seems to be the real deal)

2. Lenny Kravitz
(Lenny could have held his own in the old days)

3. Green Day
(Simple stuff but at least they've got some punch)

4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
(some of thier stuff is pretty good)

5. Weezer
(not bad for a garage band)

6. Foo Fighters
(hey, why not?)

7. Garbage
(hey I did'nt pick the name ok?)

8. Shania Twain
(runnin' out of artists here...)

9. Oasis
(Oasis? oh alright, Oasis)

10. No Doubt
(Yes, No Doubt... They've done some pretty good
stuff but they're latest song isn't the best of
what they've got to offer.)


The rest of what the music world has offered us
in the last 15 years of so has been downright
garbage. They've offered us ghetto music in the
form of Gangsta Rap or they've offered us no-talent
garage bands.

And why you might ask, Why do they offer us this
junk? The answer is simple...IT'S CHEAP TO PRODUCE!
There are no Victor Feldman's on a Snoop Doggie Dog
release. There are no virtuoso guitarists like
Larry Carlton out there working with Nsynch.
It's fast food. It's McDonalds. It's disposable.
Like everything in our world these days seems to
be, engineered for the the fast buck, disposable.
Very little of lasting quality. The vast majority of
the music released these days is indicative of the
overall dumbing down of our society in general,
or as Walter Becker put it, "a long, slow, mental,
moral, spiritual, decline..."

But hey, even in the midst of this I was able to
pick out 10 artists worthy of a mention. That should
at least get me a slap on the back no?


 


| µ - Pretzel Tragic Kingdom | Day: 17 |

Took the kids with their school group to the women's B-Ball game last night. By the time I got home from work to take the kids to meet the bus - there's was no time for dinner. After we were seated I went to the concession stand with just $3 in my pocket. The only offering that comprised even a portion of meal for less than $3 was a soft Preztel, and a tiny cup of orange stuff in a primordial semi-gel state that passed for cheese.

I didn't choke but the team did.

...In fairness, the Kansas State team was huge:

"Hey! Check Number 3 for a Y chromosome!!!"

"Carla (the programs unwisely listed the refs. names), that CAN'T be a foul, we're too short!!!"

A college kid beside us got in a good one: "Scott (the only male ref of the three). I can't believe you called a foul!!! You're supposed to be the SUBMISSIVE one!"

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 17 |

Bill: Name 10 bands you like that have formed since, say, 1988. Then I'll believe you...

I like No Doubt's new one. A lot.

Zappa is the shit.

StAl

 


| angel | Day: 17 |

(1461) jjeff: Stealth posting, you don't even give me a chance to answer. :-) Thanks for the kind words. You mean you actually shocked some of the younger generation with that song?

(1469) Paul: Yes, NS is Nova Scotia and yes really Sweeden. Here are the new liner notes to Royal Scam. Not like it is much help.
http://www.broberg.pp.se/royalscm.htm#RoyalScam

(1467) Clas: I don't think you want to go to Palmdale, trust me....

(1463) Very funny! :-)

(1462) Ole: Have we lost all of our NYC contacts? It would be nice if someone went to see them and gave us a review.

 


| paul | Day: 17 |

jjeff, by the way, I'm not sure either about who preceded who in the "rockers who wear suits stakes and sing with beautiful back-up singers" stakes. Just thought Robert Palmer should get a look in. I imagine Bowie was the first one out of the starting blocks.


Later.

 


| obscure celebrity sitings are back! | Day: 17 |

Original Hollywood Squares

These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and
not scripted like they are now.

Q: If you’re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least
how high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...

Q: You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man
or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think
he’s really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he’s
married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I love
you”?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q: What are “Do It”, “I Can Help” and “Can’t Get Enough”?
A: George Gobel: I don’t know but it’s coming from the next apartment.

Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
hands while you are talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and
I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget!

Q: Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q: Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to
get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I’m too busy growing
strawberries!

Q. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist
camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What
will a goose do?
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into
the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!

Q: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one
daddy?
A: Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch!

Q: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting “Poo! Poo!
Poo!” What does that mean?
A: George Goebel: Cattle crossing.

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn’t neglected!

Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?
A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee.

Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
head, what was he trying to do?
A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the
movie “What’s The Matter With Helen?” Who plays Helen?
A: Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver - that’s why they asked the question.

Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for it’s sex?
A: Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

Q: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one
years old. Now he says it was “one of the best things I ever did.”
What was it?
A: Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.

Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q: Do female frogs croak?
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother’s womb, can you detect
light?
A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice.

 


| paul | Day: 17 |

Think I'm goin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon

Those Zappa lyrics are indelibly etched in my brain, as they have been since I was at school in Johannesburg (and that was an age ago).

Just reminiscing about how I discovered Dan. 1st year university in Grahamstown. Had an American friend who presented me with Aja for my 18th birthday. Listened to it but didn't really 'hear' it. Wasn't sure about it at all. But kept listening and suddenly just got it. After that, we were inseperable. The album was my most prized possession and I listened to it at least once day for years. Was going through my vinyl the other night and to my dismay discovered it gone. Sad me. Did find Royal Scam on tape though, a good recording too, so guess what I've been listening to lately. The track "The Royal Scam" is my personal favourite. I don't have any credits. Please will someone let me know who the axeman is on that song. My favourite SD song of all though has got to be "Peg".

Just been listening to Chili Peppers "Roadtrippin". Beautiful ballad, I opine.

jjeff - where's NS - Nova Scotia?

Clas - are you actually in Sweden?

Take care now, y'all

 


| jjeff( don't play me) | Day: 17 |

...ginger tea and carrot cake for breakfast. Not starfish and coffee.

Paul: Welcome,man. Robert Palmer was before Bowie and Ferry? As I said, my time line is terrible. 30c! My kinda weather. Pity I can't grow some of your beautiful native flowers. I've tried. They just don't winter over here in N.S. even in a zone 6. Too much freezing and thawing. Love Zappa! You'll find fertile ground for that topic here.

Along with Zappa, Prince continues to be one of the most pirated artists because of so much unreleased material( "I got grooves and grooves up on the shelf"). I haven't heard the latest. Ask Tones about it.

Oleander: Have you read the sequel to The Sparrow, Children of God? I'm doing just that now and it's turning out to be just as good. Recommended.

Till next week, take care.

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 17 |

Paul - 30 degrees! Oh man, you're killing me. We Swedes are stumbling around with endless colds in snowy slush. In total darkness. Almost. But it's getting lighter day by day now, they say...

I haven't listen much to Zappa, but one of his album that totally knocked me down to the ground was “Roxy and Elsewhere”, I used to listen to it when I was drunk; “'s anybody here like Monster Movies?”. The best song on that album is, I think the title is “Village of the Sun”:

Going back home to the Village of the Sun / going back to Palmdale where the / turkey farmers run...

C

 


| paul | Day: 17 |

1449 - Ha! Ho! Temperature yesterday around 30 degrees celsius, today hovering around 19 degrees. Also experiencing extremely unseasonal summer rainfall for our part of the country. Table Mountain covered in cloud as I look out of my office window.

1451 - Luckless Pedestrian - jew talkin' to me? Huh?

1461 -jjeff - Bowie of Ferry? Robert Palmer.

Any opinions about Frank Zappa?

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 16 |

I think Prince is an incredible mulit-instrumentalist and a helluva' songwriter...puts out TOO much music, but every album has its gems.

 


| Bill/the hip one | Day: 16 |

Dear "Fly on wall",

I must admit, I sort of dig some of No Doubt's stuff,
but thier latest song "Hey baby, hey baby, hey baby, hey"
is nauseating. I'd be shocked if Rick Ocasek had anything
to do with it... Prince might have something to do with it
though. When do you suppose Prince will finally breakdown
and have that sex change operation that he's been promising
himself?

*hing*
Conjuring up the name of Prince on a Steely Dan site is
sort of like blashpemy isn't it? The guy kinda reminds
me of another singing/dancing fool who desparately
wants to look like a woman. His first name is Michael.
The womans name is Diana Ross. Both of these two guys
(if you can call them that) are pretty pathetic really.
But hey, the key to the music biz since the 80's has
been "Why promote talented artists when simple flash
will suffice?" I see they must have had you in mind
when they constructed that theory.

 


|  | Day: 16 |

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto." He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot. "Well skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?" Now all ears are listening to this conversation. "Well" says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the big tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her all night." Everyone on the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's handbag and down she goes. The old
lady leans over and says: "No need to run dear, He's gotta take a shit first."

 


| oleander | Day: 16 |

Hey!

So you New Yorkers couldn't bother to mention that BOTH Larry Carlton and Mose Allison are appearing there this week?

 


| jjeff( concerned about St, Al's growing obssession to be bitten) | Day: 16 |

Influential bands( just let me get a few lines in before the topic is dead): As a purely unbiased list, I'd say it's not too bad, but there are placements that I think are put there just to get a rise out of people like Ramones placing so high, and Korn making the list at all. And yeah, Pink should have placed higher. What about Big Audio Dynomite, the king of the samplers. Mind you, my time line's not that great; was anyone else taking pre-existing audio segements and incorporating it into new songs( are there any coffins ready?)? Does anyone else admire it's inventiveness? It was the bastard that fell out between the legs of the Clash, and was kicked into the corner of obscurity. Growing up, wiping it's ass on newspaper headlines, left to wander through late night rave halls until...well, maybe it wasn't that influential, but certainly unique.

1267-Angel: Nice website. The Show Biz Kids blurb reminded me of when I had 2 of my nephews(one was 8 and the other 16) in the car and it was playing. The younger one said," Did they just say what I think they said?", and we said,"Yup". He probably went home and told his parents.

1270-Lp:Yes, I love Bowie. He's always interesting. Do you have any shares?
I've heard they're for sale, but I wouldn't know where to look for the listing. And who started the dapper crooner look first, Ferry or Bowie?

1271-Hermit:That's where you ended up that night. Hotel6! After the Napalm under the kneecaps I blacked out. My last recollection of you was sideways. As I lay on the wet curb you were were chatting up two hookers and a streetlamp. Ah, memories.

1285-Miz Ducky: Thanks for the letter. Very nice.

1290-eLLe: Sorry, sweetie, but you seem to look for it. Just let it go. Borders do not make a people, laws and environment do. I'm just glad I live where there's some grip on gun control. Just let it go. We love you.

1303-Steviedan: What can I say, name-giver? You're candy to read. Write a
book

1394-W1P: Goodbye Blue Sky-Ruby Tuesday. I never equated the two. Interesting. Is there a basis for this or were you"just drunk"? Luther Wright and the Wrongs were a bad smell that passed through about a month ago. It didn't take much of a breeze to blow them away.

1413-Ben: Boston Ben?

 


| Ms. No | Day: 16 |

Thanks for your help Howard!

Ms. No

 


| Duncan | Day: 16 |

Ohhh i forgot to mention...
fat bastards check this out....

http://www.activemed.co.uk/index.html

 


| Duncan | Day: 16 |

WWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS.......................
that's the sound of the company i have worked for the last 5 years going down the tubes.... (4 dots)

Contract or no-contract... NEVER EVER piss off the VAT man

say hello, wave goodbye...
db

 


| Eggstraordinary! | Day: 16 |

An addition to the continuing saga of cloning (or how to give an alien a cosmic sized migraine and convince them we have far surpassed them in intellect which will send them warping across the universe in search of a planet with immature life forms where they can hopefully solve this puzzle).

"Scientists tout cloning to boost hen egg-laying:

U.S. poultry growers have a chicken and egg dilemma. For decades, people who raise chickens have been honing their "selective breeding" skills and have gotten pretty good at growing the fattest bird possible. But meatier and faster-growing birds lay fewer eggs. Prolific egg-layers tend to be skinny. (An answer to human over-population? The diet gurus would be the next lobyists. Yet, from casual observation, this theory does not hold to homo-sapiens)
AviGenetics is among biotech companies considering this dilemma as they pursue the perfectly engineered bird. Their idea is to create identical copies of eggs with desirable traits that can roll off assembly lines by the billions. The hatched chickens would be identically disease-resistant and grow at the same exact rate. (think of the cross-over possibilities for football teams!)
This goal has yet to be fully embraced. Animal rights activists argue that the science simply provides a more efficient way to harm chickens. "We strenously object to the mass production of chickens in the first place" said a spokesperson from PETA. (are you then all for mass starvation?)
Scientists studying all forms of embryonic stem cells, including the human version, believe they can someday manipulate these primordial cells into any adult tissue of their choosing. (QUICK! where do we go to sign D&W up as genetic donors?)

 


| Fly on the wall - with my secret eyes | Day: 16 |

Bill, you are a whanker! No Doubt's Rock Steady (featuring Hey Baby) is da shiznit! Rick Ocasek produces 2 tracks, Prince does one as well. You are just not hip, that's the problem.

You get's no LOVE,
Gwen S.

p.s. please check out my other mackalicious hit - Let Me Blow Your Mind - where I team up with Eve to prove once again that white girls can go the thug route

 


| Howard | Day: 16 |

Ms. No: I forget the key of the that bridge section in I Got The News - think it might be Am - but you may have to transpose the chords below if I got the wrong key.

BTW this is from memory - don't have guitar or keyboard to hand to check, but I'm pretty sure its right. Clas, Stevee, z and the gang will correct me if I've slipped up I'm sure...

The riff that repeats a few times at the start of the section is: Am G/A Am G/A. I would voice these CEA BDG ACE BDG with A bass underneath.
After a few of these (and after "duchess") you get F#7-5 (F# A#CE) instead of the A-ACE, then the same triads (CEA BDG ACE BDG) repeat but now over an F bass.
Repeat from the start and that's about it.

Howard

 


| Ms. No | Day: 16 |

Hiya Dan Fans,

Does anyone happen to know the chord progression over the 8 bar Michael MacDonald break in I Got The News? I'm trying to break out some vocal parts and for the life of me I just cannot hear what's going on. The lead line is easy, but separating the other parts is like trying to unmake a cake.

Thanks for your help

Ms. No

 


| lp | Day: 16 |

can you stand more satire on the president? check the url above.

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 16 |

David ~ I'm in the same position as Angel...kinda' planned my weekend around seeing you on Saturday evening. Friday evening traffic is murder, I have rehearsal during the day on Saturday, and I promised my nephews I'd take them snowboarding on Sunday. Guess we'll just catch up next time you're in town...

Stevie ~ Watched the Burns/Twain series too...fascinating stuff!

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 16 |

kevin - cool site, actually - hey if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at - i think even B/F would get a rise out of that site

paul - tangled up in blue is NOT a masterpiece to you? say it ain't so!

is it a good time to buy bachman stock, whaddya think mu?

 


| angel | Day: 16 |

(1436) Mu: Yeah, I had the same thought. Freaky, if you ask me. I promise not to ask you about DTMA.

(1441) Kevin: Annoying, I don't think so. I think you tend to lead in that department.

(1439) Steviedan: So Burns mananged to handle Mark Twain well? I still cry that I mananged to miss the Charlie Parker segment of Jazz. I never found it amidst the 19 plus hours of that show. Someday....

(1434) Floridavid: Now you say not available on Saturday? ....sigh.
I will call you.

(1442) Blaise: Damn, I forgot that question about the demise of the Rainey website. Ben, say it's not too late to ask him what happened to it?

(1431) Jim #: Yeah, that combination of snacks is traditional fare. They had better have a doctor on hand on Superbowl Sunday. :-)

 


| Ha! Ho! | Day: 16 |

There you are Paul! You have summer now, right? How many degrees Celsius?

--

Schwinn - I am on the tracks man, recording the fucking saxes tomorrow, sending the masterpiece after mixdown.

Clas

 


| paul | Day: 16 |

lp - I've always had an aversion to Mr Zimmerman, for some pigheaded personal reason. Never could stand that dog and his tuneless singing. For me , as Prince is like the thinking man's Michael Jackson, Neil Young is like the thinking man's Bob Dylan.

Whaddyasay?

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 16 |

dr Mu - I am used to tachycardia, I envy that son of a bitch!
And hey, do I understand you right here, do you think the “Benny and the Jets”-piano-sound is irritating? I love the sound, fat maj-9ths and minors.

---

Biz Tawk - yeah, I remember Becker once said: Going out looking for managers is like going out looking for rattlesnakes.

Anyone having the urge being a Rockstar? I have the recepie, check my URL.

C

 


| Bill/Annoying song of the month! | Day: 16 |

And the most annoying song for the month of
January 2002 is..........................

The "Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey Baby, Hey" Song
by Gwen Stefani and Bounty Killer.

Our judges have voted this one of the most
annoying, nauseating, songs that they've ever
heard to date. Just go ahead and TRY to get
it out of your head...go ahead, TRY!

It's like that "Goodmorning Starshine" song
from the seventies! Our experts tried EVERYTHING
to rid thier minds of the inane, repetitious
banter of this young lady and her friends but
to no avail. Even hard math problems and
really, really difficult zen logic questions
were useless to erase it's effects!

Therefore this months most annoying song is
wholeheartedly awarded to Gwen Stefani and
crew. Way to go guys, you have been automatically
placed into the running for the most annoying
song of the year award.

Rock On!

 


| Biz tawk | Day: 16 |

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 9 — When the music industry last heard from Irving Azoff, who made his name as the brash manager of acts like the Eagles and Steely Dan in the 1980's, he was selling his stake a year ago in the Giant record label to the Warner Music Group, one of the handful of companies that have come to dominate the business.
[...]
Another challenge for Mr. Azoff is his reputation. In the 1990 best seller, Hit Men," which chronicled the early days of the music business, the author Fredric Dannen described the 5-foot-3-inch Mr. Azoff as "one of the most loathed men in the music business" whose "friends called him the Poison Dwarf."

In the book, Mr. Dannen recounted an incident in which Mr. Azoff was said to have torn a television set off the wall of a hotel room and threatened to hurl it out a window. Mr. Azoff remembers the episode somewhat differently. "We probably threw it out the window," he said in the interview Tuesday, "but we didn't tear it off the wall."

Mr. Azoff said he gave the singer Joe Walsh a chain saw as a Christmas present one year — not for sawing logs, but hotel furniture. He said he played a game, too, with an artist that involved watching Johnny Carson on the "Tonight" show. They would ask each other if Mr. Carson looked thirsty; if they agreed he did, either Mr. Azoff or the artist would pour water down the back of the television set until it exploded."

Source: New York Times.

 


|  | Day: 16 |

Gone Gone Gone
she be gone so long she be
Gone Gone Gone
so long...

 


| clas @ HTML | Day: 16 |

Hallo Blaise!

Thanks for checking it out. I am working on a site for those who want to succeed in showbiz. The site you were looking at are now constantly growing with tips and shit for the Swinging Youngsters:

www.ateljelundkvist.se/z/vintage

I am quite busy now with this Dreamweaver, can't post here that often no more. I guess StAl knew what he did when he inroduced me to mr HTML. Ha!

C, HTML to the people!

 


| Shining ßacon of Freedom and Justice (not Kevin, Canadian) | Day: 16 |

In Conclusion: a majority of those stupid enough to take part in meaningless internet voting tallies think SD is annoying. Internet surveys are annoying "par excellence", if you ask me.

Yeah, that's right... take turns in saying that Canadians are sooooooo crazy. Now if I should venture the (true) proposition stating that all California males are naturally blonde like, inside, you'd consider it flaming. Hmmm

Clas, what is that? Looks like the gear left behind by some cheap Kiss tribute act once having toured Sweden, like, two hundred years ago. My best bet. Proof that the ancient Vikings slapped on Peg way before Chuck Rainey?
Speaking of which, I hope it's not too late, given this restricted window of opportunity but...
I got a question for Chuck Rainey: how come his web site vanished just as he promised to talk about his experience with Steely Dan?
Darn. We was just waiting for some dirt...

 


| Kevin | Day: 15 |

annoying:

http://www.amiannoyingornot.com/view.asp?ID=2997

 


| Bill/wanna laugh your ass off? | Day: 15 |

Try this link:

www.sonic.net/~paul/humour/msg00301.html

That Play-doh is some pretty damned versatile
stuff y'know that?

 


| steviedan.... otherwise detained | Day: 15 |

to hell with ken starr, i want to know what mark twain would have to say about enron or the dubya pretzel debaucles. yes, i have diverting myself with the ken burns film. any other unsuspecting viewers ? i hope so, in that the viewing was an entirely rewarding and cathartic experience. i have always been a lover of "yankee in king arthur's court" and particularly the controversial later writings "letters from the earth", but was unprepared for the depth and profundity of the biography. everyday i seek to be moved and for the last two nights i have succeeded. mark twain is definitively ancestral dan. an original american acerbic wit...

i join dano in a hearty hubba for cara mia and juju luv to ree...

 


| µ - take the money and hum | Day: 15 |

Recusal over Refusal

The Jesuits would be proud Ken...By 1/22/01 those Enron checks had already cleared cleared for 50% of Capitol Hill and White House "public servants," Bob Bennett, Robert Rubin, Ann Richards, Arthur Andersen, McCain, Feingold, Ian Anderson, Ian MacKellan, Frodo, Buddy the Dog...at least they were wise to take legal tender (I feel a Jackson Browne song coming), not stocks...

 


| Ken Starr - What a difference a year makes... | Day: 15 |

From a January 22, 2001 ABC News story:

"I expect every member of this administration to stay well within the boundaries that define legal and ethical conduct," Bush told the roomful of staffers. "This means avoiding even the appearance of improper conduct."

 


| µ | Day: 15 |

Angel: Kinda spooky that the Chewing Challenged incident occurred just after our discussion of Pretzel Logic. Whatever you do, don't put on "Don't Take Me Alive."

 


| µ | Day: 15 |

angel: Yes, I see the Surgeon General has picked the most effective means for disseminating critical health information...

 


| Floridavid | Day: 15 |

Steveedan- I'm home tonight If you want to call about L.A. plans.
JDubz- My Brother an nephew are talking about Kidnapping me and bringing me down to Del Mar to see the family on Saturday....is Sunday or Friday a possibility? I'm arriving in Anaheim at noon on Thursday.These are the questions.... David

Big Hello to everyone.

 


| W1P | Day: 15 |

Chips, those crazy Canadians are always coming up with something. Remember Chiliwack?

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 15 |

Hiya, Angel! Thanks for the heads-up on the latest bit of creativity from the Webdrone.

Y'know, when I first heard of this whole Dastardly Pretzel Incident, my mind could not help but leap to memories of another unfortunate incident several years back, in which Dubya's daddy barfed all over a Japanese dignitary at a formal state dinner. Or something to that effect--remember? Hmmmm ... wonder if peculiar GI-tract episodes run in the family?

/the Mam'zelle
possessed of a brain with a twisted pretzel logic all its own

 


| Jim# | Day: 15 |

Am I too late to get in on the pretzilizing?

Today the local radio lads did their morning bit based on Pretzil Logic, replete with "Any Major Dude" and others. Funny, I always thought that a certain libation went well with pretzils and football and might ultimately have been the cause of all this spin...

Naw, couldn't be.

Thanks to 93.7, The Coast. RoyScam, where are ye?

 


| µ | Day: 15 |

Faulty memory circuit - the Brubeck outtro is on Underground...

 


| angel | Day: 15 |

Hey Ducky, we got our website change! Very creative Webdrone (don't forget to scroll to the line under the pretzel logic picture). :-)

 


| µ - you'll pout in stereo | Day: 15 |

Billy Toejam (errr... Tauzin) has found the "smoking gun" against Lay:

http://dailynews.netscape.com/mynsnews/story.tmpl?table=n&cat=51280&id=200201150630000111342

JayDubz: I'll be very interested into hearing your perspective of their cooked books. I have to do some "creative financing" all too often to keep my lab afloat, but I haven't figured out how to hide outlays or add zeros to the end of our account balance!

St.Al - Weren't the Enron employees coerced or limited in what they could do with their 401(k)s? - got some data at home somewhere...It reeks from my perspective...


C: I was impressed. I heard W was handing out bags of pretzels to the press yesterday that read: "Chew Thoroughly."

Mike (the guy with the 42 HR and 48 after climbing up and down a set of stairs) finished 10th in the Ironman Triathlon in Hawaii. His stroke volume (the amount of blood pumped per beat would be 60% greater than the average person of his size and age). Here's something scary: the average 25 year old can use oxygen during an endurance race at a max of 40 (mls of oxygen per kg body mass per minute). Mike could go up to 82, a rat about 90, and a throughbread horse about 150. The good news is that rats are very inefficient runners...

I think the "toy" sound from the Ben's recordings you've mentioned has to with the engineers have removed or put the mics in the postion where they don't record much "echo." I dunno...It could be a running joke or the Baldwin piano or a style that resembles almost the 19th Century Western uprights (check out The Last Waltz). There are exceptions like Video from the eponymous debut of BF5. Video starts off like Bily Joel and ends with a Brubeck outtro... TLW starts off like Dudley DoRight and ends up with an Omartian/TBTLO run...typical Ben...

In contrast, early Elton recordings were engineered with more care for that echo. They got carried away to an irritating melodramtic effect occasionally - like Bennie and the Jets. Elton liked to go for those power chords, leaving enough temporal space between them, so the listener could hear the echo. My favorite Elton though stuff though plays off of Paul Buckmaster's strings on Madman Across the Water. Buckmaster did some interesting stuff - he could even make a drugged-out hippie like Simon Phillips (I thing that's the guy) sound decent...


 


| Duncan | Day: 15 |

christ !! week three of kylie & ''Frying pan face'' sophie Ellis bexter..
I'm beginning to think that CD tokens should be banned..
Still it could of been worse the Posh CD...LOL

Anyone else's partners or children bought '' rubbish'' this christmas.

Also at work half the Kids want Linkin Park ALL DAY...

Testing some ''new beers'' out

Dano: you will know when i'm near...LOL

TTFN

Sari to u Cyn for messing up the bacon on sunday
db

 


| Dave Barry&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& | Day: 15 |

Just thought I'd give everyone something on the lighter side to chew on in the midst of this Enron and "will SD release or tour this year" wit's endscapade:

SEEING DOUBLE

Human cloning: will it be a lifesaving scientific advance, like penicillin? Or will it prove to be a horrible mistake that unleashes untold devastation upon humanity, like the accordion?
As American citizens, we need to form strong opinions about this issue, so that we can write letters to our congresspersons, so that their staffs can, as a precautionary measure, burn them. But first we must inform ourselves by asking quiestions and then answering them in the "Q" and "A" format.
Q. What is cloning?
A. In scientific terms, it is a procedure by which a theoretically infinite number of genetically identical organisms emerge, one at a time, from a Volkswagen Beetle.
Q. No, that's "clowning".
A. Whoops! Our bad.
Q. Have there been any successful cloning experiments?
A. Yes. In 1995, scientists in Florida used a single strand of DNA from the Backstreet Boys to form 'N Sync. Or maybe it was the other way around.
Q. Is anybody trying to clone humans?
A. Yes. A group called the "Raelians", which was founded in France, and which we are not making up, claims to be working on a human-cloning project. According to their Internet site (www.rael.org), the Raelians are named for a French jounalist named Rael who, in 1973, "was contacted by a visitor from another planet". This visitor informed Rael that human life was brought to Earth by aliens, who will come back and visit us if we build them an embassy. The Raelians estimate that this will cost $20 million, and would appreciate donations for this vital mission.
Q. Where does the U.S. government stand on this issue?
A. There is growing bipartisan support for a nuclear strike against France.
Q. How do you, personally, feel about human cloning?
A. Why do you think we refer to ourselves in the plural?

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The above was a transcript from the Washington Post magazine, Sunday, January 6, 2002, go to my website(if you can find it, we all have one now) to read the entire column.

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 15 |

StAl ~ Anderson's goin' down...if anyone's going to be the fall-guy for this, it's them. As an accountant, I'd be fascinated to see what was shredded...and I'd probably put money on the fact it wasn't only numbers ~ but names as well. Perhaps one with the initials "GWB"...

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 15 |

Here's an interesting article on the whole Enron mess.

http://www.msnbc.com/news/686994.asp?pne=msn

Some people are taking the rather callous position that many of the employees get what they deserve by sinking so much into company stock. Though I tend to agree, I also see how easy it is to become enchanted with a (supposedly) good performing company. I personally know 3 people who became millionaires on Microsoft's good fortunes. There was a statistic that floated around the Seattle area before the release of Windows 95 that stated 1 in 7 Microsoft employees were millionaires. Not sure how accurate it was but it wouldn't have surprised me.

And what about Arthur Andersen? Someone needs to revoke their license to practice accounting...

StAl

 


| Clas, working in Dreanweaver corner now... | Day: 15 |

...these days. And I even saw the Fireworks! Did I believe that I was dreaming or what!? Thanks to StAl for introducing me to the HTML.

---

dr Mu - Bradycardia? Well, just wanne show off my omnipotentia.

And 48? Holy cow man, his heart must have been as large as a horse... uhum, a horse's heart.

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Paul - C Cross is an excellent choice.

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Blaise, my man, and EVERYBODY out there, can you guys do me a favour? Go to the URL above and tell me what you see, I am not sure I did that right.

C, HTML to the People!

 


| ....sigh | Day: 15 |

Click the link, Chips.

 


| Chips | Day: 15 |

W1P: Can it get any more depressing? Check out the URL above in the homepage. I'm so sorry.

 


| paulie | Day: 15 |

Angel: John Denver:)lol

 


| lp | Day: 15 |

hey angel - i think i missed it out here on GBH, can i get a tape from you?

paul - good list, though i would replace CSNY with Bob Dylan (though he's solo and i did say band, didn't i?), for who is zoomin who? answer therest of the questions when you can -

i suppose the question for me is not who are the best bands per se, but which bands had the largest influence on bands to come? no?

 


| angel | Day: 15 |

I was hanging out in the archives yesterday during lunch. Brought back some funny memories. Especially the first entry on December with the "I am totally pished" line. Made me laugh. I was actually doing a search for something I remembered, from back at the end of 2000.

(1141) Wormy: Good to see you for a few seconds. Glad life is going well for you.

(1048) Ducky: I expected the website to change about 2 weeks ago. Still waiting.... I keep hoping that the delay means it might be a front page with some information on it. Yeah, right dream on....

(1414) Paul: Barry Manilow? :-)

(1396) Blaise: Could you up the font, please. My computer screen isn't that big and I can't read it easily. :-) Funny Pretzel Logic Stuff.

LP: I think Nathalie Merchant will be on Austin City Limits soon. Check it out.


 


| Paul, again | Day: 15 |

But seriously:

1. The Beatles
2. Steely Dan
3. CSNY
4. The Jimi Hendrix Experience
5. Led Zeppelin
6. Bob Marley and The Wailers
7. The Doors
8. R.E.M.
9. U2
10. The Sex Pistols

Almost made it onto my list:

Talking Heads
Genesis
Queen
The Clash
The Band
The Rolling Stones
The Who
Black Sabbath
Jethro Tull
Fleetwood Mac
Weather Report
Pink Floyd

 


| Schwinn | Day: 15 |

Grandpa! Grandpa! The deadline for the 2002 Technicolor Motorhome is in 30 days and you haven't even thought about a song to submit!

Interrupting the Super Bowl,

SEMB

 


| Paul | Day: 15 |

Kay, here's the definitive, final answer to question one. I know, I know, they're not all bands, but still:

1. Barry Manilow
2. John Denver
3. Chris de Burgh
4. Trini Lopez
5. The Springbok Nude Girls
6. Christopher Cross
7. Liberace
8. Cliff Richard
9. Smokie
10. America

 


| Ben Scholz | Day: 14 |

I regards to Chuck Rainey doing a clinic at my school, thanks for all the questions, I will pass them on however, please only serious inquiries. I don't want to bore the poor man to death by asking him what kind of sandwich he had for lunch when he was recording peg. If anybody has any other questions to pass along I'd be happy to do so if you would so kindly email them to me as I don't frequent this site too often. bps0008@unt.edu
Thanks
Ben Scholz

 


| lp | Day: 14 |

wormy - are you serious? are you really seeing english beat this weekend? are they really together? dave wakeling and everything?

wow - i must say they were one of my absolute favorite bands in college - can you really be bummin ever listening to them, i mean really, what a party

Forward where the knocks are hardest
Some to failure some to fame.
Never mind the cheers or hooting
Keep your head and play the game
Try to keep your feet on the ground
Without getting them stuck in the mud.
You will soon be over the moon or twice as hot as the sun!

and what ska band has better graphics either - wow - great stuff

i am so envious, you lucky guy!

 


| wormgone | Day: 14 |

rare worm appearance - work and play have my name these days

bought and watched the Elton Goodbye Yellowbrick Road Classics DVD
it finished and I thought "that was all?"
quite disappointed

then I found the extra interviews section and was treated to some neat stuff - including some interesting guitar work by Davey Johnstone
Bernie is a treat as are the musicians
and get a load of those brit 73 fashions, ugh

granted Yellow Brick was a double lp
and hard to squeeze it all in, but it was
obviously an edit job for a 60 minute show

so the million dollar question
IS there more interviews from the Aja disc??????


oh, that Ben Fold's Sessions at West 54 DVD is nice
at least the first 4 tracks
I join Mu in enjoying the Ben Fold's One suburbian disc

going to see English Beat this weekend
sooner for later

wormy

 


| father william | Day: 14 |

Miz D: my deck also has unplugged chili-pepper lights. What's worse is that my company's web site still has a page with a December 1999 message with a Christmas tree; it's been there so long that I've stopped harrasing the person who is responsible for that part of the site. There's definitely something to be said for .GIF trees compared to a real one. Until we started buying live trees and planting them before New Year's Day, our real trees tended to stay inside until Valentine's Day, Mardi Gras, or even Easter.

 


| W1P | Day: 14 |

The Austrialian Pink Floyd played a Gilmour birthday party some 7 or 8 years ago and Gilmour got on stage and played with them. We had a show on Saturday and some guy came up to us and told us he was a producer who was making a film with Gilmour and Michael Kamen about flying and that he would love us to play the "wrap party" Well, as you might imagine, we hear all kinds of claims by people so we're not holding our breath. BUT if its true, that would be pretty cool because presumably Dave would join us for a cut or two.

By the way, did I tell everyone that Brian May was at the Aerosmith show last night and that our rhythm guitar player (who is the lead guitarist for LA's Queen tribute Sheer Heart Attack) got to meet Mr. May for the first time?

As some of you may remember, I came this * close to having our Brian May fly to NYC for Danfest in March and have him play Do It Again with the Steely Damned -- but I was just too cheap to put my cash on the line!

OK, I'm not drunk any more! W1P

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 14 |

Hmmm ... wonder when Don&Walt are going to tell their Fearless Webdrone to take the Christmas card down from the ODP's front door.

Then again, I still have my holiday chili-pepper lights strung on my little balcony railing. Not plugged in, but still out there.

/the Mam'zelle
who has more than just chili-pepper lights "out there"

 


| Lars | Day: 14 |

Don & Walt have to change their warfare-strategy. A change from swedish ginger-cockies to pretzels looks to be more efficient. Besides I think you americans put some of your 200% tariffs on imported ginger-cockies.

 


| µ - not you Elton | Day: 14 |

Dano: Very cool about Gilmour. I'd like to think we would all do the same if in that position...

 


| Dano | Day: 14 |

Talking of Floyd , WIP DAN ,Did you see that Dave Gilmour bought a house in London for $500 Thousand bucks and sold it last week for $7 Million and gave all the money to the homeless in London??Jeez Dan couldnt you tap him up for a sub as you blast out his songs.Get on the blower Dan and ask for a few bob??

As you know people i like the old nags and have been following a horse called Steely Dan at the tracks and on Saturday it romped in at 16/1 the show , and i won about Ł200 nicker ( about 350 clams ) so the beers are on me this weekend. All the Brits keep an eye out for his next run on the all weather dirt in the next week or so. Cyn you wanna send me some wedge to put on or what ?? I am trying to contact the owner to see if there is a tie up with the Dan and will fill you in accordingly??
Steely Dan Go on me son yahoooooooooooooooooo.

Duncan , When are you over this way mate ?? Sometime in January?? Clue me in.

Where is Cara Mia ( hubba hubba ) , and the juju princess they lost or what??

Where is The Average White Band in the top 10?? Anyone voting for Scots bands??

Leggin it for a Brad Pitt..........Danooooooooooooooooooo
Where is The Smiths

 


| lp | Day: 14 |

mu: i'm doing a wait and see on the whole thing, my skepticism is flourishing at the moment - please recall my slight libertarian undertones...

hey, i just checked my yahoo email account and someone asked yahoo about the origins of the santa ana winds (could it be a steely dan yahoo fan?) - i remember we got heavy into this not too long ago (?) on these pages, so the url to it is the home page in this post, enjoy...

 


| µ | Day: 14 |

LP: Who are we going to arrest outside of Enron and Anderson, everybody (hey wait, not a bad idea)? Enron gave to 40% of House and 70% of the Senate. Their friends include Anne Richards and Bob Bennett. and Robert Rubin.

Enron simply ran their company like a California dot.com. Capital, salaries and 401Ks was tied up stocks and a baffling array of international acquisitions initiatives. When the stock market is good, it's a money machine... Once the stock market went soft, Enron's money became a financial black hole. They did manage their co. like JR Ewing - where most Texas companies including the oil and energy cos. are run more like Jock Ewing with a Harvard MBA - very conservative. It shows that even with real assets, the "new economy" model just doesn't work...

On Oct 28 when the phone calls were made, Enron's mess was already public knowledge (source: Houston Chronicle) - so much so that their stock prices (and theirefore their capital) were plummeting after the 10/16 release of their big loss in the 3rd quarter. Now, we'd all be rightfully angry if the White House had sent Enron a pile of cash to bail them out, right? That would suggest tit for tat - but they did not save Enron's hide. Enron made their bed - they had to lie in it. Should we bail out every corporation that demonstrates financial irresponsibility or incompetence? Certainly, you as a liberal would not want that, and neither do I...

I think it's obvious the real criminals are the CFOs, Anderson, the CEOs, and the Board including Phil Gramm's wife. Blocking the 401Ks from withdrawls, while many withdrew 25% of stock at the last minute is despicable. Many or the workers were given 15 min to clear out...I hope the workers get their due, and the execs the slammer...


I hope the hearings will accomplish 2 broad goals: 1) get the workers their money, while stripping the Enron execs, and 2) accomplish real campaign finance reform. Soft money from corporations, PACs, unions has to go. We simply can't have gov officials recusing themselves (or worse, ignoring the conflict of interest) every time a big corporation get in trouble Full disclosure of hard money from individuals while raising the ceiling modestly. I'm not against more fed. contributions to campaigns. TV and radio required to allot a number of hours of free time to each candidate....

 


| µ - Pretzel Lodging | Day: 14 |

C: What is this - MDWeb? The vasovagal response caused the bradycardia. The large bolus of unchewed pretzel going down stimulated the vagal nerve. The vagus nerve slows heart rate. W's vagal tone is already high (he has technical brady cardia without clinical symptoms at rest), since he runs avidly...meaning his resting heart rate may be 50 or lower.

I knew a triathlete once who had a resting heart rate of 42. A naive TA once made the mistake of using him in a demonstration of vagal withdrawl (at the beginning of exercise heart rate is increased primarily through the reduction in parasympathetic tone by the vagus nerve). After running up and down a flight of stairs, his heart rate SOARED to 48! I was ROFLMAO!!

Enron CFOs and CEOs along with Anderson CPAs have been on a high "roughage" diet, so these criminals are immune...the 401K holders are slowly moving towards the front of the line, as they should, when Enron sells its assets...

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 14 |

to the armchair political watchers - the sad thing here is, the American people got so burnt out with the press obsession with the dysfunctional private life of Clinton, and further, most people can't tell the difference between poor real estate investment decision-making and abuse of the public trust and power that many will barely flinch at this Enron situation which appears (early opinion, please forgive) to be the latter abuse though people are already comparing it to Whitewater (no comparison, imho), nor the "couch/pretzel" incident (except for the internet jokes currently being doctored, but not yet forwarded to me, but i'm patiently waiting - my prediction, he was trashed)

it's comparable to the nervous tick we got from the Iran-Contra situation, we had not yet recovered from Watergate, so joe six-pack barely gave it a glance

enron should be setting off the richter scale across the country, but it may never leave the beltway nor npr

on my cd player at work: Natalie Merchant burnt cd i got from someone on her site - currently hearing her version of "every day is like sunday", an excellent rendition, also her "to sir with love" with michael stipe is perfect

sorry i had to leave chat so suddenly last night, marital duties called me away

 


| Cyn | Day: 14 |


Its driving me crazy...Was it a soft or hard pretzel? And is the any logic in it or on it? And where the hell was the football widow/ First Lady Laura? I think its a conspiracy to draw attention away from the soon to be Eron scandal.


Face..JuJu Priestess, Yes!...Chinese Medicine, Accupunturist, English Teacher (and all around weirdo) NO! And for last time..Shes NOT a Doctor! She doesn't even play one on T.V.

BillyBob..Face and I did the hostage thing once...next thing we know its all over the papers. And it was just one little ol' Yard Flamingo. So, now we get blamed for every little hostage taking. Do it at your own risk!

For all the smart physics people...explain the physics behind why it is everytime I get up from my place on the couch the bassett hound lands there like he has a magnet attached to his collar. Then when I "ask" him to move, he goes limp and deaf.

Janedoe...have gathered all the shedded hair and starting to spin it....will have a coat ready for Bruno as soon as I get my knitting needles back from the crazy accupunturist.


Off to corrupt and warp the youth of America...

 


| Lars | Day: 14 |

My mother always said, 'When you're eating pretzels, chew before you swallow,' Bush said. "Always listen to your mother."

Is this the real meaning of Pretzel Logic? It makes sence to me.

 


| Howard | Day: 14 |


Ha! The news story about the al Qaeda pretzel is just the best! Did Dubya forget how to chew or what?

While I'm here... what is it with all this over the top HTML stuff?

Havn't people got better things to do? A little bold or italics - in moderation - can be a great thing, but recently it's been a pain in the ass getting a bit out of hand, no?

Let's just go easy on those HTML tags OK? (less is more and all that...)

Howard

 


| Duncan | Day: 14 |

Clas check homepage link...
on last message.

 


| No lists, no italics, no bolds, no shit, no harm, no foul.................... | Day: 14 |

Tubb said Bush suffered an abrasion on his left cheek the size of a half dollar and a bruise on his lower lip, apparently from falling onto the floor from a couch.

11 Whacky Wire Stories on why Dubya tumbled off the couch:

»» Domestic terrorists left entertainment center's virtual reality setting on "Armchair Quarterback" in White House. Ray Lewis did the rest.
»» Jenna walked in.
»» Post-Taliban-style bearded sportscasters looked a little too much like that tall bearded fella, you know... Al Gore.
»» One word: Enron.
»» Nationwide dragnet for faulty pretzels failed. Lax Pretzel logistics.
»» Kept hearing how the Jets crashed in Oakland. Misunderstood.
»» Spotted drunken Brother Jeb in Miami crowd with a target painted on his bare chest.
»» The new Ravens "Usama 4-3" trick blitz audible didn't sit well with stomach.
»» Famous last words: Mental note: "Halftime show should really feature executions of al Qaeda members at mid-field. Why not? Think about it..."
»» Caffeine-Free Coke just couldn't jump start this ole cocaine heart.

 


| Paul | Day: 14 |

Hey, hey, hey. Patience lp. I will take my test. In good time. Luckless Pedestrian, thanks for posting it. I didn't disappear. I command this console from the discomfort of my office - no access to computer at home - hence the temporary AWOL. Oleander and Steviedan - thanks for your welcomes.

Back shortly with test answers.

Toodlepip.

 


| W1P | Day: 14 |

I just came home from reluctantly going to see Aerosmith and Cheap Trick --why? Only the best show I've seen in the past 10 months --including Saturday night's sold out Which One's Pink? show. Animals is the best Floyd Lp -- most rock n roll. U, you don't like Floyd's Stone's cover on The Wall (Goodbye Blue Sky, who could hang a name on you?). Saucerful of Secrets is pretty cool. I'm drunk -- goodnight

 


| steviedan.......... the sound of the select | Day: 13 |

from his own modern jazz quartet, or those of dave holland and others, to the cutting-edge pop of steely dan... inhabits a broad musical spectrum that echoes the diversity of these times.

and it's all in his rico select jazz reed. if they ever stop making them times could get hairy for potter.

and now for another potential steely sax worker that could never be but would have been perfect: paul desmond. as i'm listening to him, i open up this page to see discussion of brubeck...

st al, you said punk, metal, & funk but forgot an essential chili pepper influence that set them apart. RAP ! "l.a. lakers, fast-lane takers...". defining omission there. oh, and another genre, a one-man genre, jimi hendrix loomin' enormously over the red hots...

flea is the man !

gina, i'll have to look through my lester bowie catalog for green's tunes.

stevee, i have the "leprechaun" on cd in front of me. first reissued on verve/polydor in 1993. "nite sprite" is probably steve gadd's second most defining moment.

ben, could you grill chuck as to whether he has ever been in walter's backyard ?

 


| µ - Pretzel Heimlich | Day: 13 |

Man, I thought it was a joke. W choked or swallowed wrong on a Pretzel at the White House watching football, fell out of his E-Z chair - it was not his own! and fainted - musta been the Dolphins offense or the last Citibank bill from Robert Rubin... Sounds like a vasovagal response (where heart rate becomes very low and blood pressure drops)...that'll put Cheney into V-fib...

 


| µ | Day: 13 |

St. Al: caught about 20 min on the reply late nite...I guess this means a Floyd list. I'm not a huge fan but here goes:

1. Wish You Were Here - This should be easy. Shine On You Crazy Diamond and the title track are 2 of "classic" rock's superb recordings - Gilmore's given Breathe-ing room. Have a Cigar is a hoot. Nick and David were right on VH1 - their finest hour...

2. Animals - expansion of the Orwell book or the Harrison tune? Very good songs.

3. Dark Side of the Moon - Especially nice in sync with the Wizard of Oz. The first IMAX soundtrack?

4. Meddle - not bad at all

5. All the Barrett stuff - sounds like 1968 Who (Sell Out) on LSD. Weird...

6. Momentary Lapse of Reason/Division Bell - Gilmore's Floyd isn't bad, but poor spatial soundscape occasionally mars these works...

7. The Wall - Confortably Numb is nice sounding track. Hey You isn't bad, but haven't we heard this before? Rest - not my cup of tea. Walter's authority paranoia is pretty boring stuff...put on the Police or Elvis C or Talking Heads from that space and time instead...

8. The Final Cut - aptly named

lots of fans here...better zip on the asbestos suit sealed up tight...


 


| Bill/This could work too! | Day: 13 |

No,no,no, wait...wait I got a better idea!
Here's what we'll do, we'll round up all the shopping
carts in the New York Metropolitan area. Then we'll call
all the local supermarkets and say something like,
"Hello Mr.Supermarket manager? Listen and listen good.
If you ever want to see your shopping carts alive again
you'll do EXACTLY as we say..."

Then we meet all the supermarket managers at some
previously agreed upon spot and make the exchange.
It's perfect! Shopping Cart Extortion! It's never
been done before. No one would ever suspect it.
We would be writing a whole new chapter in the history
of organized crime and at the same time have enough
cash to follow Don and Walt around the world on the
next tour! Is this perfect or what?

Please post your personal ideas so that we can flesh
this plan out and put it work.

Thanks.

 


| Bill/High-Level Financial Question | Day: 13 |

Excuse me but would anyone happen to know how many
nickle-deposit soda pop bottles it would take to afford
an all-expense paid trip to see Steely Dan at The Gorge
on the next tour? I'm lining up a few shopping carts
and I'm ready to start working on this shortly.

Thank You.

 


| Steveedan | Day: 13 |

Luckless Ped ? thank you for my test results. I aim to please, so I am pleased.

Miz Ducklet of Seattle ? you did great. Yes, indeed, it was "This All Too Mobile Home" and the instrumental jam that evolved into "Your Gold Teeth II". I am sure that you realized that this second one was not the answer to my question because it did eventually become published material (on Katy Lied, of course).

Now, we move to 1996, and once again, you have hit all the bases with "Wetside Story", "Cash Only Island? and I was also omitting "Jack Of Speed" even though it had different lyrics because it also became published material (on Two Against Nature, of course). The third song that I was looking to see if people knew about is ?

"Our Lawn". Mam?zelle, I know that you will know that this is a Becker 11 Tracks Of Whack track, so technically, you got them all. Stellar job, Stella !!!

W1P ? I can?t believe I left Pink Floyd off of my top ten list. That was a definite mistake. I would probably remove The Beach Boys for Pink Floyd. I am also feeling that missing your band last night was also a mistake. Now you know why we call him "Soupa Dave".

Who's in chat tonight? Let's find out ...


Steveedan

 


| angel | Day: 13 |

Ben: You are in for a real treat. I saw Chuck Rainey last March at the NYC Danfest. He seems to be a real kind man and boy can he play that bass.
Can't think of any questions, right off the bat, but you might want to do some research yourself and check out the VHS/DVD of Making Aja. Great stuff about an album that Chuck Rainey worked on and some good by play about the bass line from Josie and the slappin' he did on one of the songs.

LP: Did I say that I got the decorations all down last week? Well I lied a bit. Got the decorations off the house last week and did the tree and final packing away this weekend. I can't believe how long it takes. Ugh!

Mu has checked in with some additions to Pretzel Logic. I will be putting them up on my site shortly. If you have a favorite cool thing from a song or songs, feel free to e-mail me, with the information. The address is on the e-mail line above(take out the NOBOTS, of course). So is the website, if you want to check it out. Mu brought up some great stuff, I never knew. Like that fact that there are 2 drummers on Parker's Band. :-)

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 13 |

BITE ME

I must have missed... The top ten test -- is this personal favorites or most influential?

Speaking of Pink Floyd. Tonight is the debut of Pink Floyd Legends on VH1. Don't forget to watch.

 


| Ben Scholz | Day: 13 |

Hi,
Chuck Rainey is visiting my school (North Texas State). Anyone have any burning questions that they would like to have answered by this particular Steely Dan ace of bass?
Ben Scholz

 


| W1P | Day: 13 |

Steeve -- no Pink Floyd? Also, it was Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, man. Too bad you missed last night -- ask your sax man about it.

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 13 |

Quoth Sir Stevee of Dan: "Name at least 2 un-published Steely Dan songs which were performed by the band in concert. (Hint: I know of at least one in the 70's tours, and at least 3 from '96 alone.) Good luck Show Biz Quiz Kids."

Lessee ... the '70s song I know for sure is "This All Too Mobile Home" (really fun song, that one). There was also an instrumental jam that, considerably evolved and transformed, eventually showed up on record as "Your Gold Teeth II"--the transformations were significant enough that I'd count the original as unpublished for purposes of this quiz. I have this faint trace memory that there were more, but for the life of me I can't remember what they were.

The '96 songs would be "Wetside Story" (another great song, with a great groove), "Cash-Only Island," and ... hmm. You're not by any chance counting that early version of Jack of Speed sung by Walter with different lyrics, are you? I'm not sure I would count that one, for obvious reasons. But otherwise I can't think of a third as-yet unpublished song they did in '96.

The 2000 tidbit on this list, of course, would be the fabled "Steely Dan Show" song (unless you count the appearance of its lyrics on the ODP as "publication," which I guess I don't).

/the Mam'zelle
enjoying waking up her brain cells on a Sunday morning

 


| Duncan | Day: 13 |

MC/Clas: check out the above address...

Blew me away
db

 


| Gina | Day: 13 |

Blaise, i tried to email you ... don't have the right e-dress?
Angel, can you help me out here, thanx :-)

 


| lp | Day: 13 |

steveedan - good results on your test

i did that url, that is so very creepy, how did you do that, st al?

i still don't get why no bold italics but that's okay

yes i know it's early on the eastern coast of the u.s., but my 2 year old gets up with the sun, yipes - hey, arthur's on, i gotta go

 


| X | Day: 13 |

Bold italics is a no-no.

X

 


| C @ HTML | Day: 13 |

LP - sorry sweetheart, it should be:

bold >b>italics>/b> is a no-no.

C

PS/ Hej Lars! God Fortsättning!

 


| Clas @ HTML | Day: 13 |

dr Mu - what about Brit Rock stars and castles? The US-rockstars have castles don't they? Plywood castles on the muddy hills in Malibu. And if you had realcastles over there, don't you think Fagen/Becker would live in those Tudor Custerdome kind of :-)

LP - sorry sweetheart, bolditalicsis a no-no.

Okay, the average reader doesn't care, but if you're working with typographic stuff you have to follow rules, don't you? What the hell would this world come to if we didn't?

Blaise - are you sleeping?

C

 


| Steveedan (eLLe - I do remember Here Come The Brides TV show) | Day: 12 |

Thank you St. Al for that spooky gif file (how do they DO that?)

I am reposting it for those who might have missed it the first time:

Check this URL out.
Stare at the door on the left. Make sure you stare at it for at least 30 seconds...

http://www.dvdprime.com/board/board8files/a.gif


I seriously flinched when I saw this. Wait at least 30 seconds. The spooky thing happens every 30 seconds or so. It's creepy !!! I gotta go see it again, Mwah-ha-ha-haw !!!


Spookydan

 


| Steveedan | Day: 12 |

For some reason, when I write my posts first in Word for Windows and then copy/paste it in here, my quotes (both single and double) come out as question marks. Sorry for the confusion.

Steviedan - Chick Corea's Leprechaun is one of my all-time favorite fusion albums. I haven't come across a CD pressing of it yet. I am tempted to make a CD-R of my album, because I do not play vinyl that much anymore. If you know of a CD pressing for this, please let me know at your convenience of course.

The 2 Steely Fan Band shows this week went very well. Thank you all for your support.


Steveedan

 


| Steveedan | Day: 12 |

Where are the quiz takers? I?ll give it a shot ?

1. Name the top ten rock and roll bands of all time (Bands, not individuals)

1. The Beatles
2. The Stones
3. Steely Dan
4. Sly and the Family Stone
5. Crosby, Stills, & Nash
6. Traffic
7. Cream
8. The Beach Boys
9. The Who
10. The Grateful Dead

If individuals were this list, I would include Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrex, Janice Joplin, Elton John (early period), Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Bruce Springsteen, and Chuck Berry.)

2. Which Steely Dan release do you play while driving? cooking? dinner/cocktail parties?

Besides the obvious answer ?all of them (including bootlegs, and other unauthorized compilations)?, I would say Two Against Nature while driving since it is new. I do not cook so I cannot answer that one. For dinner and cocktail parties, the ?all of them? answer would most correctly apply.

3. Do you know how to post an image in this place? Can you do italics? Prove it, if yes.

I do not know how to do either of these things (in this place).

4. What is the real influence by the Ramones on music?

The Ramones wrote another chapter in the book of ?Iconoclastic, go against the establishment, put it in your parents? face Music Makers?. The most stand-out (but non-musical) aspect of this band for me is when I was at UC Berkeley, and we produced a Ramones concert on campus, I was struck (and sickened) by how much the bass player sweated. (No, no. This guy did not perspire, he SWEATED. He didn?t smell too good neither.) There was a band roadie dedicated to toweling off the bass guitar after every song. They had 2 bass guitars for the gig, and the songs are fairly short so this poor guy was toweling off the bass guitars practically non-stop for the entire performance. There was a puddle on the stage where this guy stood. I am fairly confident that many of you know who the bassist is. I do NOT need to know. Thank you.

5. If you are anti-Canada, are you racist or ethnocentric?

I am pro-Canada. I have relatives and friends there.

6. Who influenced whom, Beach Boys to/from Beatles?

I believe that The Beatles influenced The Beach Boys (along with the rest of the WORLD). It is well known that McCartney was very impressed with the Pet Sounds album though.

7. Your prediction on the next Steely Dan tour and/or release.

When I make this prediction, I have my fingers, legs, everything crossed ? May 2002 for the release of the next album. Rumor has it that Becker and Fagen already have enough basic tracks recorded for 2 full albums, so I hope that the ?sweetening? process will not take a very long time. As for a tour, how about the latter part of 2002?

8. Favorite Bowie song.

It would be very hard to land on a single song. My favorite quirky song is ?Andy Warhol? from Hunky Dory. ?Aladdin Sane? (title track) has an amazing piano solo in it. ?Hang On To Yourself? from ?Ziggy Stardust? is probably my favorite. But there are so many other honorable mentions such as:

It Ain?t Easy
Moonage Daydream
Panic In Detroit
Watch That Man
Space Oddity
Diamond Dogs
Fame
Young Americans
Fashion (OK, I?ll stop here, no I think I?ll ?turn to the left? ?)

9. The effect of correct grammer in cyber-communication.

If you are trying to impress anyone with correct grammar (or spelling for that matter), it most likely won?t work. If you are trying to make a joke by spelling a word wrong, or getting mixed up over which word to use (i.e., there, their, or your, you?re) you will probably get called on it. This usually happens when there is nothing else wrong with the position you present in your post. I admit that I am more impressed by proper spelling and sentence syntax; I am not an English teacher. I am reading for content, and to better understand other people?s views.

10. Was Britney Spears more influenced by Debbie Gibson or Madonna?

It might as well have been the Jolly Green Giant. After all, he is no less musical than Britney, right? Besides, I heard that the Little Green Sprout showed her his spear long ago.

I have a quiz question for anyone up to trying their hand at it --

Name at least 2 un-published Steely Dan songs which were performed by the band in concert. (Hint: I know of at least one in the 70's tours, and at least 3 from '96 alone.) Good luck Show Biz Quiz Kids.


Steveedan

 


| z | Day: 12 |

PS- That reminds me of a story a jazz pianist friend of mine told me about his "European tour". It seems that they couldn't afford to pay for his quintet, so he wound up doing a solo piano tour.
When he got to Germany, it was the same at every club he played in.
He'd sit at the piano trying to play his original compositions, but they'd come up to him and order him to "Spielen der "Take Five"!
Since he was Jewish, he thought it was best that he oblige.

 


| Doctor Warren Kruger | Day: 12 |

As if my life isn't bad enough already, what with the otterhound pup gone, my practice non-existent, and Arthur Lee in some type of wierd hypnogogic state, now I have to watch the Jets game with the pathologically obnoxious
Dennis Miller at the microphone! Is there no mercy left in the universe?
Please, kill me.

 


| ps | Day: 12 |

LP, are we in sinc somehow??? my upstairs neighbours, german students play Brubeck .. Blue Rondo a la Turk is now rocking the premises :-)
have a nice weekend!
G.

 


| Gina | Day: 12 |

yes, happy Don day indeed ...

something Don-nish ... Big Band music. Emiel van Egdom
(www.emielvanegdom.com, Bob Sheppard, Eric Gale, Bob Militello
(Brubeck) and others are present in a delightful way on his CD's), a
dutch guitarist and among many other talents, a multiple wizard when
it comes to computers (he showed me the Mac ropes so it convinced me
to discard the "Microsob Windoze") something he picked up when
studying at Berklee more than 20 years ago because they knew computers
were destined to be THE tools for musicians in the future ... to catch
a breath ... a friend of John Beasley and living just a stones' throw
away from my place, well, he has this great trumpeter over for a few
days and i met the man, an American from Memphis and Chicago who lives
in the Netherlands ... mr. Charles Green who played with Dexter Gordon
and numerous others from the "olden" days .. Charles Green is one of
the main forces in the Fra Fra Big Band, a big band of many sounds, it
blends jazz and rhythms, percussion in a way it spices up even the
most boring thing one can think of.
Suriname is a former dutch colony and the music shows all kinds of
influences, latin, caribbean, african .. the bandmembers are as
colorful as the music. americans, united kingdom, suriname, the
netherlands.
Charles Green is the musical leader and director, one of the arrangers
and writers. his compositions vary from intoxicating gently weeping
willow trees ready to put you in a trance, to complex dialogues
portraying what life brass can bring forth using man's ability to
exhale used oxygen translating it into music. really great stuff. Big
Bands like the Fra Fra which is originated from the Surinam language
are a treat to the ears!

Lester Bowie played Green compositions.

Donald Fagen has a soft spot for big bands, right?

about Mac. that iPod thingie is something different for sure!
about Mac. their sense of humor and sense for shape and efficiency and
logic is beyond discussion.
about Mac. it's not close to anything elite, because it enables a user
to access anywhere the (creative) mind desires and GIVE access just
the same. user friendly indeed, especially since i am not as deeply
involved in the computer stuff and as ignorant as i was, using a Mac
tuned into what works for me without the need to upgrade or rebuild or
de-crash because of errors in a system beyond my ignorant control.
about Mac. it seems expensive, but any investment in one of their
products NOW will certainly be overruled given a few years of stuff
you have to buy to improve a pc, or take it to repairs and anything

who's talking money spent or wasted in nowadays society ... are we
aware of what we waste each day ...
AARRGGHH. and that cuty iPod mp3 player/data host ... to be able to
play a 1000 songs, shuffled or in random order ...
sorry for this Macarant.
it's inspiring stuff, really makes me feel part of an era embracing
all kinds of ... it has freedom written all over it, doesn't it?
Banyan iPod Bow,

G.

 


| lp | Day: 12 |

hey mu, AND you use a Mac, who knew?

 


| µ | Day: 12 |

LP: Here's my political soulmate.

http://www.charleskennedy.org.uk/

Like real estate it's location, location, location. Across the pond, I'm a Liberal Democrat...over here I'm a Blue Dog...

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 12 |

mu - ha, i knew that's where you'd be on the graph, not a bad test i guess - i wasn't surprised with my left/moderate libertarian point on the graph either

it's political compass in the URL for those that may still be interested in taking a stab at it for fun and frolic

did we lose paul, i hate it when that happens - paul i posted a test for you if you pop in, you may have to scroll down a ways...

finished kitchen clean-up, leaving the computer space here in the kitchen to go into the diningroom where clothes await to be folded - yipes

no angel, no cooking today, only cleaning and chinese take-out with friends later

 


| eLLe | Day: 12 |


Must the pic be on-line?.. you'RE kidding, right?

 


| eLLe | Day: 12 |

Bobby Sherman in Here Comes the Brides. Set in the booming loggin town of Seattle in the 1800's. Hands up those who remember that.
LOL

 


| µ - Jane how do you start this crazy thing?! | Day: 12 |

Damn, followed StAl's directions - someone e me about html tags...help

Pat: You opened the barn door...e me with the ANSWER

 


| µ | Day: 12 |

bright/b

 


| µ | Day: 12 |

LP: I believe you're , not that anyone pays attention to such matters...

Took the test: Economic left/right = 2.00
Authoritarian/Libertarian = -1.20

On the "factor analysis" graph I ended up near Charles Kennedy as a right econ. leaning Libertarian. Well away from Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair...

Duncan: I should have caught that - the site is fraught with a number of errors. Wasn't Rod Stewart born in London - maybe bought a castle or something in Scotland? Question: What's the deal with the rock stars (Sting, Sir Paul, the late George, etc) over there and castles???

 


| lp, and another thing | Day: 12 |

Paul - take your test, dear.

 


| lp | Day: 12 |

Clas - i thought the typographics rule was no underline and bold together - god, i really hate to see that, way too distracting - but i'm okay with bold italics, i use in my minutes for motions made, to separate from the rest of the dialogue, it works pretty well

happy saturday - putting away christmas, finally...

 


| FaceTheFace | Day: 12 |

1332: Chuckie and his bride live as one.

Chips: nice seeing you in chat, tried to listen to some Dan while there, but my CD PLayer got stuck on one song in particular....odd.

Chere: you need to give voice lessons, evidently you've made another JuJu devotee just from a recorded message.

1355: you're not supposed to stare at the door THAT long!

 


| Clas @ HTML | Day: 12 |

Ha! Thanks StAl, I got it now!

But remember, don't
use italic and bold at the same time, it's against all typographic rules and I don't want to go through a hell for another six years about that! Okay?

C

 


| Oh, I've been up all nite... | Day: 12 |

 


| Bill/Peace,Love, and Bobby Sherman | Day: 11 |

After further reflection I feel that you may be right.
Bobby Sherman's megahit "Julie,Julie,Julie do you love me"
certainly had a greater influence on the overall direction
of rock music than Lief Garrett's "I wuz made for dancin'".

Still, I disagree with the assertion that Donald and Walter
were somehow less influenced by the total body of Lief
Garrett's work as opposed to Bobby Sherman. One can
certainly hear the undercurrent of Lief's influence in the
early works of Steely Dan. To deny it is to deny the
obvious.

Recognizing this, one can only bow the deductive reasoning
which states that their would have been no AJA LP, nor
even Katy Lied without the fateful starcrossed intersecting
of the minds of Donald Fagan, Walter Becker and Bobby Sherman.

The facts speak for themselves and credit must be given
where credit is due. To Bobby and Lief, wherever you are
tonight, thank you, thany you for all you've done to
bring us the music that we've all known and loved for
all these many years. You're actual placement on
"The REAL list" is unimportant. You hold a special place
in the hearts of Steely Dan fans and you always will.

 


| oleander | Day: 11 |

Happy birthday plus one to Mr. Fagen from the chronically late oleander. May we hear him wail for many a year to come.

Paul--welcome. "The Dan rules"--you're my man.

Herm--Has the recent attention to caves been bad pr for you?

Q--on tenterhooks. Thanx maximally.

Bill--better not throw me. I land hard and throw back the little ones.

Duncan--Words &/ + Music was a series of promotional interview cd's for Kamakiriad, 11TOW, 2vN, & AiA. All were produced by Davin Seay and feature interviews of the Duo.

Hey, if Aja & Kinky throw a DanFest--I'm THERE.

 


| Duncan | Day: 11 |

Rod's not scottish he just wishes he was...

db

 


| µ | Day: 11 |

This is a little late - but it's been a busy week...


BIRTHDAYS: 1/10 (from BornToday site)

1. John Dalberg Acton (01/10/1834 Đ 06/19/1902); English historian

"The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern."

2. Max Roach (01/10/1925 Đ ); jazz drummer

"The American drummer is a one-man percussion orchestra."

3. Ronnie Hawkins (01/10/1935 Đ ); Singer

"Rock'n'roll was two pegs below being a prisoner of war back then."

4. George Foreman (01/10/1949 Đ ); US boxer (ed. note: year of birth in error on site as 1939)

"Today the biggest decisions I make aren't related to the heavyweight title. They are whether I visit McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, or Jack-in-the-Box."

5. Sal Mineo (01/10/1939 Đ 02/12/1976); US actor

"I'll never be mistaken for Pat Boone."

6. Linda Lovelace (01/10/1939 Đ ); porn star turned antiporn crusader

"I would like to see all people who read pornography or have anything to do with it put in a mental hospital for observation so we could find out what we have done to them."

7. Rod Stewart (01/10/1945 Đ ); Scottish singer

"Listening to me has ruined a lot of other singers (ed. note: AND listeners!!). A lot of singers who have tried to sound like me, they sound like they're going through so much pain."

AND

8. Donald Fagen (01/10/1948 Đ ); US singer songwriter (Steely Dan)

"As jazz fans, it was amusing for us to play jazz harmonies on these big, ugly electric guitars."

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 11 |

Hey, StAl--so what's the latest and greatest on that Danfestive pilgrimage to San Diego?

/the Mam'zelle
(dreaming of pina coladas and cuban breezes on the beach)

 


| W1P | Day: 11 |

Did you know that John Herington's CD is available on CD Baby? http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jonherington?baby=c4ab43877ceed441ab4c1553ead618c0 I found out by accident

 


| Duncan | Day: 11 |

Jeeper's Creepers looks like a ghost to me…
(I like the scene with the potters wheel, myself)

The decline of western civilisation as we know it started yesterday…
Somebody at Millwall through a steak pie at the referee….
Que. 4 horsemen


Young Dan mistaken for a girl today...
Dilemma should we cut his hair
(He may sue us later as it retarded his female development)
Linda want's to leave it..

So do I

db

 


| µ | Day: 11 |

Howdy Lars!

 


| µ | Day: 11 |

StAl: My kids don't know jack about those "artists"... yet. That's my primary directive. I'm slipping in as much jazz, classical, Dan, YGK, Ben Folds One - the key so far is just not to suggest or offer the stuff, but just to play them at odd times, sometimes using the headphones in a sneaky way - that way when I turn my back, they "steal" the CD. It's kind of a subliminal grocery store music approach...Of course, when they become teens, all bets are off...

Daydreaming daughter is most interested this week in Sting's amazing two-note song: A Thousand Years on the iMac Liquid Music...Besides for that Jaguar commercial song (maybe THAT'S what pissed off Osama ), it's by far the best thing on his new one with its layered production and great drumming...looking for cheap copy in the used CD bins...

 


| Lars | Day: 11 |

ok - we reduced the list to one person - Blind Lemon Jefferson. No that much metal except for the guitar. uhhh I think they used wooden-guitars in the 20ies?

Cool pic - but what when on before her rush?

hi Mu!

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 11 |

Check this URL out.

Stare at the door on the left. Make sure you stare at it for at least 30 seconds...

http://www.dvdprime.com/board/board8files/a.gif

 


| Duncan | Day: 11 |

Prince mixed funk & metal with rock in 79

lol StAl

 


| StAl | Day: 11 |

Goddamnit I didn't say they were the first! I said they were one of the first! The first was Blind Lemon Jefferson. It all evolved from there...

However, P/Funk and Sly were squarely funk artists. Granted P/Funk's music had an edge, but they didn't mesh Punk and Metal into their music the way the Chili Peppers did. The Chili Peppers took the music of these artists and melded it into a unique sound that influenced many newer bands. Korn, Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, Rage Against The Machine, No Doubt, etc, etc. Whether you like any of these newer bands is irrelevent for the purpose of this discussion because your kids do!

StAl

 


| µ | Day: 11 |

Bill: Lief Garrett before Bobby Sherman? No way, dude!


Favorite song to mix punk + metal (that would be grunge) + funk = (and I don't miss) Julianne "...she looked like Axyl Rose...we got drunk and we slept in her clothes"

 


| Lars | Day: 11 |

Clas - Ceci n´est pas une image


St.Al - add Talking Heads and B 52's for other earlier "inventors". They came from the other direction.

 


| Lars | Day: 11 |

St.Al - now way they were first! P-Funk (Funkadelic/Parliament) and Sly was way before them. I remember Funkadelic's 'One nation under a groove' was launched with a bonus-single filled with the original mix. They even had a track called 'Who says a funk-band can't play rock?'.

Bill - nice list

 


| Duncan | Day: 11 |

StAl is that the date they where formed or the date they first released..
Anyway what i said was i remember hearing the others first..

I got my first RHCP tape in Bankok 88...lol

 


| StAl | Day: 11 |

Oh yeah... Living Color = 1988

 


| StAl | Day: 11 |

Duncan: From All Music Guide.

1st Albums

Red Hot Chili Peppers = 1984
Fishbone = 1985
Faith No More = 1985

StAl

 


| Duncan | Day: 11 |

StAl you said..
''They were one of the first to merge punk, metal and funk ''

What about Fishbone, Living Colour & Faith No More
I remember hearing them well before The Chillies
I did like Flea's soft toy trousers though
db

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 11 |

Q: Though I'm not sure I'd put the Chili Peppers on a top 50 most influential list, they have inspired many newer artists. They were one of the first to merge punk, metal and funk -- long before other band were doing it. Blood Sex Sugar Magic is a brilliant album. One of the best of the 90's and would definitely make an all time greatest list. Plus, you've got to give 'em credit for the first band to go onstage with nothing more than their socks on...

To me, the best way to approach a list such as this is with as little personal bias as possible. That's why, even though I think the Ramones suck, I'd put them on it.

Personal bias or not. No room for Jackson Browne...

Clas: BITE ME.... <-- 4 dots too!

StAl

 


| Clas | Day: 11 |

Fla David - I would if I could.

So, Pompe has been alone home for over five (5) hours, got to go.

C

 


| Duncan | Day: 11 |

Let this be a warning.....

 


| Clas | Day: 11 |

> This is an image:

>
>
>

Must the pic be online? Why can't I post a pic from my harddrive? HU?

C

 


| Floridavid | Day: 11 |

Could someone please reveal to me the secret of posting a pic? Thanks, David

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 11 |

okay, Paul, here is your test:

1. Name the top ten rock and roll bands of all time
2. Which Steely Dan release do you play while driving? cooking? dinner/cocktail parties?
3. Do you know how to post an image in this place? Can you do italics? Prove it, if yes.
4. What is the real influence by the Ramones on music?
5. If you are anti-Canada, are you racist or ethnocentric?
6. Who influenced whom, Beach Boys to/from Beatles?
7. Your prediction on the next Steely Dan tour and/or release.
8. Favorite Bowie song.
9. The effect of correct grammer in cyber-communication.
10. Was Britney Spears more influenced by Debbie Gibson or Madonna?

and your bonus question here is:
who is the least scary in the nude? Elle, Blaise, someone else in this book?

 


| hmmm, an HTML conspriacy? | Day: 11 |

Sorry but the HTML gods wont allow me to post the proper
image syntax to the GB. The software gods must be crazy.

 


| yep, it drove me nuts too... | Day: 11 |

I think it goes something like this;

You have to type it EXACTLY that way or the image
won't post. That's HTML forya'...

 


| Last try | Day: 11 |

This is an image:



that's my address Cyn, send in the Dog!

C

 


| Cool? | Day: 11 |

I show you cool

buddy!

What the hell is this, why aint this working?

C

 


| Cyn | Day: 11 |


Ok...BillyBob, heres the answers to your questions

1.We were drinking moscatel in the barrio.

2. you gotta have moccasions(?) to walk like an Injun

3.Carlo? He sold us the moscatel in the Barrio

4.Little ones are smelts or minnows...Big ones, Grouper or Shark

5.Last time I pawned my crown I got $6,565 and I spent that on dinner for Face and me..then it cost me $ 7,000 to get it back. Looks like I'm gonna have to do it again for the N' Oleans trip.

6.Matadors? This I know something about...Bullfights take place on either Sat or Sun afternoons in Spain. Before they walk into the ring they always say a novena to their Patron Saint at an altar in the room where they put on their "suit of lights".

7.Well, if any girl throws "our" Oleander...it would be very painful for the girl. Because we would hunt her down for doing such a horrible deed and then make her eat a salad laced with real oleanders which are very poisionous.

8. Alternative bait would be Saddam Hussian instead of Bin Laden.

9. Can't find any other flowers than those you mentioned.

Welcome to Paul,

Sneaks, old friend, nice to have ya back.


Jim#..Thanks for the Hotel info...but you guys got a room with a coffeemaker and an iron? You are soooo lucky! ps...Whats an iron?

eLLe Mae...Give'em hell girl!

clas...when I told my dogs you gave your Pompe' whipped cream with his dinner..they demanded I do the same for them...I told them to go live with you and Lena. Whats your home address?....HA!

sh..meet cha at the fountain....LOL!

 


| C | Day: 11 |

This is an image:




 


| :) | Day: 11 |

Clas:

Where did you find that image of a little white box with
a tiny red X in it? It's really cool!

 


| C | Day: 11 |

This is an image:




 


| Quentin Bischoff | Day: 11 |

Come on, under any view of the Ramones, you could not rate them #2!
Even if they invented punk(which they didn't), punk certainly is not THE dominant force in rock since the 60's. The Ramones wouldn't exist without the Stones, yet the Stones are #9??????

The list has a clear bias to punk influences- Nirvana,Clash,Stooges(there's a good band),Sex Pistols,Blondie, etc.

Steely Dan probably doesn't belong on this list!

I love a few though - Red Chili's???? I must be old, but who did they influence? They just put out one or two decent tunes in the midst of a multi-year industry vacuum. No new thinking, technique, anything? I guess I missed the Titanic importance.


What really sucked though is CNN picked it up on there scrolling news bug and included the line that "and Steely Dan is NOT one of them" ... f##&&&*kers!!!!


A person who's handle begins with "O" - on it's way, finally...

 


| Bill/The REAL list | Day: 11 |

Hey Y'all,

Everyone Knows that those who had the greatest influence
in the overall formation and direction of Rock and Roll
are contained on the following list.

1. Elvis
2. The Beatles
3. Bob Dylan
4. Jimmy Hendrix
5. Steely Dan
6. The Bay City Rollers
7. Tony Orlando and Dawn
8. Gloria Gaynor
9. The Defranco Family
10. 1910 Fruitgum Co.
11. The Strawberry Alarm Clock
12. The Archies
13. Lief Garrett
14. Bobby Sherman
15. Donny & Marie
16. Englebert Humperdink
17. Liberace
18. Debbie Gibson
19. David Hasslehoff
20. The Village People


There, NOW you have it...

 


| Clas | Day: 11 |

This is an image:




 


| Dano | Day: 11 |

Back to earning some wedge this week , and out driving about and had me a nifty play of Countdown To E and got thinkin?? I always seem to play that a lot in the afternoon to buck me up a bit and put me in a dooser of a mood. Now I am not a musician but that is still my fav Steely album ....It has a raw edge and it is sharp and it gets me going......A bit like Red Hot Peppers Californication ,I always seem to play it when i play Countdown.....Does anyone else play fav albums one after another aat a certain point of the day??

Where is Prefab Sprout and the Faces in the top 50.....LOL

Off to see Mulholland Drive this weekend got me thinkin??
Top 5 American Actors who should be given a lead role??
Don Cheadle
Michael Rappaport
Treat Williams
Michael Rooker
Philip Seymour Hoffman

St Al ....Led Zep.......Now your talkin.....BIg Fella

Au Re Va.....for the weekend , have a good one everybody.

Regards Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaano

 


| I have some pics of Pompe too! | Day: 11 |

Just wait!

C


 


| Clas | Day: 11 |

stAl - I AM so sorry! NOW I got it! Thanx MAN! I read your instructions a little closer!

AM I GOING TO MAKE HMTL OR WHAT!!!

Man in the Middle

Ha!


C


 


| C | Day: 11 |

This is italics

 


| Duncan | Day: 11 |

not seen this before ...

What's the story..

http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=A86620r1au48z

 


| What the fuck... | Day: 11 |

StAl - how do you do that stuff, this Italic and Bold stuff? It works in Pagemaker but not here AND WHY THE HELL IS THAT?

C

 


| C @ W | Day: 11 |

Bold and Italics.

See?

C

 


| Clas & Work | Day: 11 |

Blaise - absolutely my point, NO FUCKING LISTS!

So this is my list:

1. Jackson Browne

2. Bruce Hornsby

3. Öhhhhh... hum, hum... PJ Proby*!

4. The Honeycombs

5. Tell Laura I love Her

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* Did you guys know that PJ Proby had a hit with a song called “Zzing went the strings of my heart”?

I guess Drew Zzing got his name from it.

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Angel - great site.

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Paul - yeah, gimme a year man! No, I was thinking about Randy Newman, he made a song, “Christmas in Captown”. By the way; Howdy.

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Luckless - yes I did. Socialist by heart. But I already knew that.

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StAl - how did the meeting with your wife turn out? And please - don't italicize and make bold and the same time. Either italics or either bolds.

Now that you've learned the three dot-stuff, don't be a pain in the ass with this, okay?

C

 


| Blaise | Day: 11 |

I still don't know how I got to be involved in that ongoing exhange of small arms fire down there. When someone gets it, please, forward the word. And don't attempt to picture me w/o my clothes on. I saw that. It's not healthy.

Dan rules in South Africa... you heard the man. And that obsession with lists, true, what is that all about? Some of those acts in there you really need a list like this to remind yourself of. Case closed.


 


| Paul | Day: 11 |

Stop the press! Hey, looks like it was worth taking the leap! Yesterday I was a virtual virgin, today I'm an inductee. Grammar Police move over! Apologies for the plethora of !s, just excitable!

The only trouble is the time difference.

Luckless Pedestrian - sure, give me your best shot.

Clas@work - how did you know I live in Cape Town? And I'd have to get to know you better first.

Angel - thanks for the welcome.

Sociable Hermit - keep those fingers flying over those keys man. Way to go.

What's this obsession with lists and who deserves what place and what Spin thinks? Who gives a fuck?

Dan rules. Period.

 


| stevie to don | Day: 11 |

don, i'd love to send you a copy for your birthday. drone, if you could e-me a p.o. box address or something ? i really would.

 


| steviedan forgot and how could i ? | Day: 11 |

steviedan album of the week (TM)

the reissue this week of the eponymous "sonny clark trio". sonny, paul chambers, & philly joe jones. rudy van gelder 24 bit remastering, if that matters. honestly, music this good sounds fine on a transistor radio...

 


| steviedan | Day: 11 |

PEOple, PEOple ! why even bother with schpin magnauseam ? it's a worse white-bread rock rag than even rolling schtone. do you even see where hendrix is on there ? why don't we see what kind of list circus or teen people prints, for chrissakes ?

angel, enjoyed your work.

welcome to paul and welcome back to bad sneaks.

blaise, you too. frank junie rocks !

lp, i enjoy some bowie. among others, ziggy, pin-ups, and particularly young americans.

appreciators of leon russell should check out his production on this freddie king "king of the blues" i am spinning. it's a two-disc compilation of his shelter years and has that classic shelter records sound with leon, keltner, et al on some tight blues. whew !

transcribed a keb mo tune ("the door") for a student last night. nice. it's blues with mu's, a black j.t. next transcription project: the solo from whitesnake's "slip it in". get this, the title is a "double entendre". get it ? masters of subtlety those whitesnakes. check this, though. JON LORD was in the band at that time. never knew THAT.

 


| W1P | Day: 10 |

By the way, Paige, with Which One's Pink? coming to Agoura this Saturday night, this might be as close as we ever get to Santa Barbara, hint, hint

 


| Paige | Day: 10 |

Wait...one more....
The Beach Boys at 45???? Hey, I'm no big fan, but didn't "Pet Sounds" inspire the Beatles to create "Sgt. Pepper?" And didn't Paul himself call Brian Wilson a musical genius?

 


| Paige | Day: 10 |

You gotta be kindin' me...Pink Floyd at 49????? If they aren't in the top 5, ...well. again, you gotta be kindin' me!

 


| Spin Man | Day: 10 |

>
> THE 50 GREATEST BANDS OF ALL TIME
>
> 1. THE BEATLES
> 2. RAMONES
> 3. LED ZEPPELIN
> 4. BOB MARLEY & THE WAILERS
> 5. NIRVANA
> 6. PARLIAMENT/FUNKADELIC
> 7. THE CLASH
> 8. PUBLIC ENEMY
> 9. THE ROLLING STONES
> 10. BEASTIE BOYS
> 11. THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
> 12. SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE
> 13. U2
> 14. RUN-D.M.C.
> 15. RADIOHEAD
> 16. THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE
> 17. SONIC YOUTH
> 18. AC/DC
> 19. THE STOOGES
> 20. METALLICA
> 21. THE SMITHS
> 22. PATTI SMITH GROUP
> 23. N.W.A.
> 24. KRAFTWERK
> 25. THE SEX PISTOLS
> 26. PEARL JAM
> 27. GRATEFUL DEAD
> 28. R.E.M.
> 29. BLACK SABBATH
> 30. PAVEMENT
> 31. FUGAZI
> 32. KISS
> 33. PRETENDERS
> 34. RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
> 35. FELA KUTI & AFRIKA 70/EGYPT 80
> 36. DAVID BOWIE AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS
> 37. BLONDIE
> 38. BAD BRAINS
> 39. THE WHO
> 40. GRANDMASTER FLASH & THE FURIOUS FIVE
> 41. NEW ORDER
> 42. HUSKER DU
> 43. GUNS N' ROSES
> 44. OUTKAST
> 45. THE BEACH BOYS
> 46. MASSIVE ATTACK
> 47. LYNYRD SKYNYRD
> 48. KORN
> 49. PINK FLOYD
> 50. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

 


| Post once not thrice do it now do it right | Day: 13 |

An Obiwan and Dragon epic battle in chat... what is it, Star Wars in there now? Jeez...

stevie - What was your angle on Folds yet?

Turner: "Bin Laden video? Why yes, this will work wonders fot our common empire, Georgie. Let's roll!"

b

 


| And Blaise too | Day: 13 |

Found this recent pic of DF in Riversound, hard at work. Gleefully handling the chimes for Samantha Taylor, it appears. Found it on her website.

No, really, Clas, the will is there to write relevant pop music and at times, so is the inspiration. And sometimes you can even dance to it so I give it a 95.

 


| Blaise | Day: 13 |

Clas - Yes, Brit pop with American references. That's pretty accurate. But the dude has mastered the art of the infectious hook. Bet you, you will hum one of those 4 minute songs very soon, perhaps despite yourself. Album of the year (by default). As a one-man band, it does rock.

stevie dan - I gather the Rush tribute is something to check out or did I misread?

 


| But Rockin' the Suburbs lyrics are pretty funny though. | Day: 13 |

C

 


| Duncan | Day: 13 |

Received lovely virus yesterday sorry to anybody who get’s it from me
Beware of cement.com exe

Now need help with my other pc
Again any clues Not a worm this one
Desktop icons dancing away from the mouse


CEMENT.COM061E5C63.!BW!

!BW! File

NSS

Duncan

 


| Clas | Day: 13 |

I am listening to Rockin' the Suburbs.

After have heard Hornsbys fat, magic and out of the ordinary piano-playing, I can't possible dig this... Brit-pop. It's so hollow, no substance.

I just can't understand how a bunch of Steely Dan-diggers can settle for this.

No offense though! Maybe I just don't get it.

C

 


| Clas | Day: 12 |

StAl - thanx, you da bomb... well, not a “bomb” maybe, but you know... a *bomb*.

MIDNITE CRUISER! YOU DA BOMB!

Thanx, my wife will be excited hearing she's on the gbook! If you ever come to Sweden I'll arrange a meeting with one of our princesses, Victoria or... öööööh, what's the other ones name again? Madeleine? I'd go for Madeleine, she's the youngest, in full bloom, sigh, ahhhh!!! When they're 18 - 19 years old these little creatures, they're so in BLOOOOM.

Well anyway, I owe you big time!

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Last night I sat in the studio, we were laying down some drumtracks (live drummer). It's so cool sitting there listening to a good musician doing his best, life make sense.

Amen.

C

 


| steviedan in wonderland... | Day: 12 |

... on the definition of a bad trip with jjeff and that gini vanilli guy

jjeff, no wonder you swore it off ! pray for no flashbacks lol !

mc, thanks for the heads up on the train coming. if you could make it bro maybe i could convince the wiff to let me off the christmas party tracks we're tied to...

chere ! ree, tell it like it is ! kill 'em with that juju and don't let up !

aus, we'll be expecting our regular colour on the crim/jpj show...

ditto, ygk on jack bruce with vernon reid... WHOA !

you ny'ers !!!

w1p, i guess that makes sense if you are using any of the same guys, but be sure to consider that extremely verbatum readings may work better in a live setting and maybe not so much on a disc. i think the magna carta yes or rush tribs were slightly better, if still a bit too close to the originals to have any point for existing...

just my take, of course.

 


| Dragon | Day: 12 |

Obiwan -- For about a week or more now, I've forgotten to mention, I'm not hanging out in chat waiting for you. That would be silly, you couldn't answer my questions from there.


Dragon

 


| father william | Day: 12 |

µ: Thanks. Perhaps that's why I became a Dan fan - I was exposed to subversive literature at the age of six. I wonder what lies ahead for my oldest grand-daughter who could read Alice without asssistance at the age of seven. Carroll's version seems more suited to my temperment.

The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them

"You are old, father William," the young man cried,
"The few locks which are left you are grey;
You are hale, father William, a hearty old man;
Now tell me the reason, I pray."

"In the days of my youth," father William replied,
"I remember'd that youth would fly fast,
And abus'd not my health and my vigour at first,
That I never might need them at last."

"You are old, father William," the young man cried,
"And pleasures with youth pass away.
And yet you lament not the days that are gone;
Now tell me the reason, I pray."

"In the days of my youth," father William replied,
"I rememberd that youth could not last;
I thought of the future, whatever I did,
That I never might grieve for the past."

"You are old, father William," the young man cried,
"And life must be hast'ning away;
You are cheerful and love to converse upon death;
Now tell me the reason, I pray."

"I am cheerful, young man," father William replied,
"Let the cause thy attention engage;
In the days of my youth I remember'd my God!
And He hath not forgotten my age."

Robert Southey

 


| µ | Day: 12 |

As you all probably knowmuch of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass is composed of private jokes and details of Victorian manners and politics - the Steely Dan of the Victorian age - a subversive book disguised as a children's non-sense story. There is an annotaed Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass edited by Martin Gardner, I think...my Dad has one - on my list...

The Father William poem is from Chapter 5, so why not...this is a poor man's internet annotated version...

CHAPTER V

Advice from a Caterpillar


The Caterpillar1 and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

"1. Lewis Carroll once made mention of the Caterpillar's nose and chin, in Tenniel's drawing, and explained that they are really two of its legs. "

`Who are you?' said the Caterpillar.
This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'

`What do you mean by that?' said the Caterpillar sternly. `Explain yourself!'

`I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir' said Alice, `because I'm not myself, you see.'

`I don't see,' said the Caterpillar.

`I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly,' Alice replied very politely, `for I can't understand it myself to begin with; and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing.'

`It isn't,' said the Caterpillar.
ĘĘĘ
`Well, perhaps you haven't found it so yet,' said Alice; `but when you have to turn into a chrysalis--you will some day, you know--and then after that into a butterfly, I should think you'll feel it a little queer, won't you?'

`Not a bit,' said the Caterpillar.

`Well, perhaps your feelings may be different,' said Alice; `all I know is, it would feel very queer to me.'

`You!' said the Caterpillar contemptuously. `Who are you?'

Which brought them back again to the beginning of the conversation. Alice felt a little irritated at the Caterpillar's making such very short remarks, and she drew herself up and said, very gravely, `I think, you ought to tell me who you are, first.'

`Why?' said the Caterpillar.

Here was another puzzling question; and as Alice could not think of any good reason, and as the Caterpillar seemed to be in a very unpleasant state of mind, she turned away.

`Come back!' the Caterpillar called after her. `I've something important to say!'

This sounded promising, certainly: Alice turned and came back again.

`Keep your temper,' said the Caterpillar.

`Is that all?' said Alice, swallowing down her anger as well as she could.

`No,' said the Caterpillar.

Alice thought she might as well wait, as she had nothing else to do, and perhaps after all it might tell her something worth hearing. For some minutes it puffed away without speaking, but at last it unfolded its arms, took the hookah out of its mouth again, and said, `So you think you're changed, do you?'

`I'm afraid I am, sir,' said Alice; `I can't remember things as I used--and I don't keep the same size for ten minutes together!'

`Can't remember what things?' said the Caterpillar.

`Well, I've tried to say "How doth the little busy bee," but it all came different!' Alice replied in a very melancholy voice.

`Repeat, "You are old, Father William,"' said the Caterpillar.

Alice folded her hands, and began:--2

"2. 'You are old, Father William," is one of the undisputed masterpieces of nonsense verse. It's a very clever parody of Robert Southey's The Old Man's Comfort and How He Gained Them."

`You are old, Father William,' the young man said,
`And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
Do you think, at your age, it is right?'

`In my youth,' Father William replied to his son,
`I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.'

`You are old,' said the youth, `as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--
Pray, what is the reason of that?'

`In my youth,' said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
`I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment--one shilling the box--
Allow me to sell you a couple?'

`You are old,' said the youth, `and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--
Pray how did you manage to do it?'

`In my youth,' said his father, `I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.'

`You are old,' said the youth, `one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
What made you so awfully clever?'

`I have answered three questions, and that is enough,'
Said his father; `don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!'

`That is not said right,' said the Caterpillar.

`Not quite right, I'm afraid,' said Alice, timidly; `some of the words have got altered.'

`It is wrong from beginning to end,' said the Caterpillar decidedly, and there was silence for some minutes.

The Caterpillar was the first to speak.

`What size do you want to be?' it asked.

`Oh, I'm not particular as to size,' Alice hastily replied; `only one doesn't like changing so often, you know.'

`I don't know,' said the Caterpillar.

Alice said nothing: she had never been so much contradicted in her life before, and she felt that she was losing her temper.

`Are you content now?' said the Caterpillar.

`Well, I should like to be a little larger, sir, if you wouldn't mind,' said Alice: `three inches is such a wretched height to be.'

`It is a very good height indeed!' said the Caterpillar angrily, rearing itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly three inches high).

`But I'm not used to it!' pleaded poor Alice in a piteous tone. And she thought of herself, `I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily offended!'

`You'll get used to it in time,' said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.

This time Alice waited patiently until it chose to speak again. In a minute or two the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and yawned once or twice, and shook itself. Then it got down off the mushroom, and crawled away in the grass, merely remarking as it went, `One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.'3

"3. In the original manuscript, the Caterpillar tells Alice that the top of the mushroom will make her grow taller while the stalk of the mushroom will make her grow smaller. Certain mushrooms, when eaten, are known to cause hallucinations, causing size and form to be distorted."

`One side of what? The other side of what?' thought Alice to herself.

`Of the mushroom,' said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked it aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight.

Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand.

`And now which is which?' she said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right-hand bit to try the effect: the next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin: it had struck her foot!

She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but she felt that there was no time to be lost, as she was shrinking rapidly; so she set to work at once to eat some of the other bit. Her chin was pressed so closely against her foot, that there was hardly room to open her mouth; but she did it at last, and managed to swallow a morsel of the lefthand bit.

* * * * * * *

* * * * * *

* * * * * * *


`Come, my head's free at last!' said Alice in a tone of delight, which changed into alarm in another moment, when she found that her shoulders were nowhere to be found: all she could see, when she looked down, was an immense length of neck, which seemed to rise like a stalk out of a sea of green leaves that lay far below her.

`What can all that green stuff be?' said Alice. `And where have my shoulders got to? And oh, my poor hands, how is it I can't see you?' She was moving them about as she spoke, but no result seemed to follow, except a little shaking among the distant green leaves.

As there seemed to be no chance of getting her hands up to her head, she tried to get her head down to them, and was delighted to find that her neck would bend about easily in any direction, like a serpent. She had just succeeded in curving it down into a graceful zigzag, and was going to dive in among the leaves, which she found to be nothing but the tops of the trees under which she had been wandering, when a sharp hiss made her draw back in a hurry: a large pigeon had flown into her face, and was beating her violently with its wings.

`Serpent!' screamed the Pigeon.

`I'm not a serpent!' said Alice indignantly. `Let me alone!'

`Serpent, I say again!' repeated the Pigeon, but in a more subdued tone, and added with a kind of sob, `I've tried every way, and nothing seems to suit them!'

`I haven't the least idea what you're talking about,' said Alice.

`I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges,' the Pigeon went on, without attending to her; `but those serpents! There's no pleasing them!'

Alice was more and more puzzled, but she thought there was no use in saying anything more till the Pigeon had finished.

`As if it wasn't trouble enough hatching the eggs,' said the Pigeon; `but I must be on the look-out for serpents night and day! Why, I haven't had a wink of sleep these three weeks!'

`I'm very sorry you've been annoyed,' said Alice, who was beginning to see its meaning.

`And just as I'd taken the highest tree in the wood,' continued the Pigeon, raising its voice to a shriek, `and just as I was thinking I should be free of them at last, they must needs come wriggling down from the sky! Ugh, Serpent!'

`But I'm not a serpent, I tell you!' said Alice. `I'm a--I'm a--'

`Well! What are you?' said the Pigeon. `I can see you're trying to invent something!'

`I--I'm a little girl,' said Alice, rather doubtfully, as she remembered the number of changes she had gone through that day.

`A likely story indeed!' said the Pigeon in a tone of the deepest contempt. `I've seen a good many little girls in my time, but never one with such a neck as that! No, no! You're a serpent; and there's no use denying it. I suppose you'll be telling me next that you never tasted an egg!'

`I have tasted eggs, certainly,' said Alice, who was a very truthful child; `but little girls eat eggs quite as much as serpents do, you know.'

`I don't believe it,' said the Pigeon; `but if they do, why then they're a kind of serpent, that's all I can say.'

This was such a new idea to Alice, that she was quite silent for a minute or two, which gave the Pigeon the opportunity of adding, `You're looking for eggs, I know that well enough; and what does it matter to me whether you're a little girl or a serpent?'

`It matters a good deal to me,' said Alice hastily; `but I'm not looking for eggs, as it happens; and if I was, I shouldn't want yours: I don't like them raw.'

`Well, be off, then!' said the Pigeon in a sulky tone, as it settled down again into its nest. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and every now and then she had to stop and untwist it. After a while she remembered that she still held the pieces of mushroom in her hands, and she set to work very carefully, nibbling first at one and then at the other, and growing sometimes taller and sometimes shorter, until she had succeeded in bringing herself down to her usual height.

It was so long since she had been anything near the right size, that it felt quite strange at first; but she got used to it in a few minutes, and began talking to herself, as usual. `Come, there's half my plan done now! How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another! However, I've got back to my right size: the next thing is, to get into that beautiful garden--how IS that to be done, I wonder?' As she said this, she came suddenly upon an open place, with a little house in it about four feet high. `Whoever lives there,' thought Alice, `it'llnever do to come upon them this size: why, I should frighten them out of their wits!' So she began nibbling at the righthand bit again, and did not venture to go near the house till she had brought herself down to nine inches high.

 


| jjeff | Day: 12 |

639Father William: But does it exist outside of Alice?

Duncan:I'm still interested in your labels, but can't find a legit email address for you. Try mine.

 


| father william | Day: 12 |

jjeff: It's a poem in Chapter 5 of Alice that Alice recites.

see: http://vibrotek.com/alice/father_william.htm

or for the whole book online, see:
http://the-office.com/bedtime-story/classics-aliceinwonderland.htm

 


| Dragon | Day: 12 |

Duncan -- Ed Harris has already received an Oscar Nomination for "Pollack" where he played Jackson Pollack the painter.

Dragon

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 7 |

the concerts i fell asleep at were the following:

george winston - no comment necessary

james taylor at saratoga, wait, before you spew, i was under the influence, let's just leave it at that

the handel & hayden society's messiah at boston symphony hall - i know, it's a sacrilege, but i had worked all night the preceding night on a grant, so what can i say, i relaxed to the music and that was it for me - i was also pregnant with my second child, in my last trimester, and thus pretty beat

hey ygk, how are you buddy?

angel - thanks for the email and the kind thoughts and concerns, i'm okay, yes, just a little overwhelmed at the moment - will respond soon with the details

ge - think @yahoo.com or @talkcity.com - will respond to you soon

dano - let's get muellered soon and dance on the pub tables to "the jam" (a lost but not forgotten imported band, no?)

ward, june has her red lipstick ready for tonight's party, see you there dear...

 


| StAl | Day: 7 |

JayDubz: My point EXACTLY! Stevie specifically addressed my comment about falling asleep at a Shawn Colvin/Jackzzzon Browne show and how it was the ONLY rock concert I've EVER slept at. He wondered how I ever stayed awake during drums/space, and I said...

So, when you woke up were you scared? Did you dream you were Willy Wonka and you hired the Jefferson Airplane to play your keger party, only to find out they looked like little orange men with green hair?

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Jefferson Airplane…

 


| tones................................................................................(sorry about the dottage, clas...) | Day: 7 |

Just doing a quick flyby...

Snakie - Finally got the penguin to fall down! LOL! That was a trip... heh heh... ;-)

Jen! - Yo! What's the haps? Tip a Shiner for me!

Ti Bon - mega yo!! Nice cameo appearance... Sit a spell; take your shoes off...

µ - I'd have to say Floyd an ABBA, both being known for their audio anallity, which of course still pales in comparison to the Two and Co., and not that it isn't greatly appreciated on my part...
btw... I think "Change of the Guard" is pretty underrated, 'cause though it's no 'Aja', it would be the best song in many an artist's catolog...

Speaking of Aja...

Aja - thirsty yet? Maybe on your way to Canadia...

stevied - got a message for you from Ron and Mo: "It's your thang. You're a shining star with work to do. The heat is on, which is fair but so uncool, but that's the way of the world. So go for your guns, keep climbin' that ladder, and keep your head to the sky. Btw... who's that lady?"

Randy - great question. I think the Dan could swing 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)' with a 'Your Gold Teeth' arrangement. Would be mighty awesome, though it could jst be the fact that I have that song stuck on my brain these days for some reason...(;-)!!)

mo stuff... -----------------------------------------

Damn "American Taliban" dude had to be from our sleepy (just the way we like it) little town of Fairfax, Ca., right here in Marin Co. There was media swarming all over here like cluster flies. If asked, I was going to say "Yes, I knew him well." Then as they broadcast my interview nationally on Larry King I'd say, "Yeah, the bastard owes me money!" Sadly, no one's asked...

Concerts I've fallen asleep to: Dan Fogelburg, Oxford, Ohio 1978; Dire Straits, Concord Ca. 1986. Star Wars Episode 1 - pod race. ok, it's not a concert, but sheesh... Drums - maybe, Space - NEVER!!!

Lost power, phone, and cable at the homestead for 4 days due to a falling tree (just glad it fell the other way), which narrowed the home entertainment choices to the fireplace, a bottle (or 2... or...) of wine, and the acoustic guitar. But I did learn 'Beware of Darkness' by candlelight; it seemed so apropos...

Enough of me...

peace on y'all!

t

 


| µ | Day: 7 |

YGK: Not really. I interpret this data as indicating an "integrating center" where information comes together and decisions are made. In other words, a control and command center that takes information from a number of stimuli. The stimuli themselves can be completely different in origin and/or the pattern of input, like those that would be interpreted as extreme pleasure or pain... or the differences would be more subtle.

The idea is that from an evolutionary standpoint, pleasure in general would stimulate in the limibic system the impetus for repeated patterns of behavior and pain would cause an eversion in general...but...

Because we are wired in general in a similar patterns, most people would find putting their hand on a hot stove painful, and would therefore try to avoid it. To further oversimplfy things, it's true that the vast majority of people see the color blue (as long as they have a sufficient population of yellow-blue cones) in a similar fashion. Now what you do with that is a different story.

However, perhaps someone who had:

1) certain types of genetic peculiarities heretofore unstudied

2) maybe a history of being abused (mentally of physically)

3) repeated exposure to either very painful and/or pleasurable stimuli beyond what the basal phenotype (expression of genes) would expect, causing a rewiriing as an "adaptation."

4) Other types of conditioning including:
a) goals other than immediate; desire to accomplish goals through hard work (see Hat too Flat)
b) sexual partner or lust
c) religious or cultural backround
etc. (is that array WIDE enough??)
d) "wanderlust gene" or the tendency for new stimuli once the old one becomes repetitive and we've adapted

5) repeated drug use (specific to type, dose, frequency, environment, history, genetic background)

etc.

could could say tweak all the way to fuck-up the command and control center and before you know it - it's whips and chains, Great Danes, etc.

Not everything is black and white (or should I say black and blue). Some signals could be mildly painful or pleasurable depending on basal wiring and conditioning. Moreover, we often have pleaure (sensual or feeling of accomplishment and pain) arriving at the command and control center in close temporal (time) proximity. We have to make decisions whether something is worth it or not. Plus we have our own built in opiates (endorphins) and other hormones (epinephrine - adrenaline) or even cortisol (bad stress hormone) that are released that could modulate the control and command center and decision making.

This may explain that when a relationship "goes South" it does so in a hurry. The opiates, adrenaline, newness etc. fad and all that's left is "MAJOR PAIN...YOU BETTER GET A BRUGER OR SOMETHING IN HER RIGHT AWAY...OR YOU'RE GONNA PAY..."

Sometimes we want homeostasis and sometimes we don't...

(i.e., sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't...)

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 7 |

Good morning, all! I'm stuck at home, dealing with installations of digital phone lines and (YES!) a cable modem...goodbye MSN ~ kiss my ass, Mr. Gates! I've got a new temporary e-mail address listed above; jwmalibu@msn.com is no longer...

StAl ~ Sleeping on acid? It always used to keep me up...but I did once make the mistake of dosing and going back to sleep ~ man, was that EVER a mistake! :)~

Blaise ~ There IS such thing as a pre-chorus, you are correct, Sir (in my best Ed MacMahon!)

FaceTheFace ~ I like the idea of "Norwegian Wood" as a possible cover...the modality of it would make a good piece to expand into instrumental soloing.

Mu ~ "Arc of a Diver" IS a great solo album! There's a great story about the song "While You See A Chance": The synth solo at the beginning of the album was actually an accident ~ the rhythm tracks that accompanied it were inadvertently erased, and they had no safety...so Winwood left the synth track solo, and the rest is history!

Have a great weekend, all!

 


| ¿ | Day: 7 |

Hey, Dano: Try winMX for mp3s and other files. You can download the software at www.winmx.com and it's fairly straight forward as far as usage. And also- Paul Carrack rocks! Does he have a new album out??

 


| Dano | Day: 7 |

Right ........Let me tell yae this people went to see Paul Carrick last week the quare fella took me for a birthday treat....Anybody heard his Groovin Album yet .....Sound as a pound...Real Dooser.

Wormster....Have you heard the Stereophonics do Handbags and Gladrags....
Now I had seen the Faces for years and they are still the Best British band for decades but?? Stereos do a mean cover.

Starsailor .....Anybody yet??

Had a crackin party Saturday , the auld basta is now 47 so asked the DJ for some Dan??......Not fickin likely...So I gave him Showbiz to blast on the Deck .... One track and they are all moaning .....shite what bad taste my lot have got....But A wis pished so who cares.

St Al , That Dave Mathews sound a lot like Early Gabriel or what??

Cap it all the Skins got beat by Dallas...Bring back Joe , Art , And JR Riggins ....Now that was a team .

Duncan , Darlington 3 Goals last week Seven against before that what is going on Bigman??

TWM , What are yae daen fir Hogmany ?? Maybe up at Possil or Springburn ??Fancy a Beer??

Flori Baby , How are your sisters , hope the old box is better mate and your howlin at the moon.

Guys and Gals , On a personal note anyone know the best website to download tracks to make CDs , Apart from Napster??Any info would be appreciated.

Love Will Tear Us Apart just come blastin on the Radio...Gonna volume it up .... Can you hear that shit....

Back to the Party scene again tonight .....I have been Muellered for two weeks now and still going strong?? But not much Dan ...More like Disco and Come On Eileen at this time of year but its great crack apart from the Ejits who get to lashed , and cant handle the sauce.

Aja , Lp , chere , Cara Mia ( hubba hubba ), Jenny , Cyn , Elle , Angel , Snakie and all the other lassies come and help me out over here ....I need some fine girlies tae dance wae.....

Back in The yellow , but off again on this night of Dancin aanad Romancin

Dont know when I will Surface .......Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano


 


| YGK | Day: 7 |

So therefore, the pain of reading some of the posts here is actually similar to the pleasure reading some of the posts on Oleander's site?
I can hardly believe it.

 


| father william | Day: 7 |

Till the axis of pain/pleasure sheared the arc of desire
"Study finds pain, pleasure linked in brain"

http://www.cnn.com/2001/HEALTH/12/06/pain.pleasure.reut/

 


| :) | Day: 7 |

Hi Folks,

I agree, NYBill is nuts...no question...took a
trip one day and never came back, that's fer sure.

By the way, are any of you folks looking for that special
property? You know, the one that will be the envy of all
your friends? A showplace for those fabulous get-togethers?
A place to host Danfest 2002, or even 9002?

Well, we here at Smiley-Face Enterprises have got the
place for you! It happens to be just down the block from
the offices of the world-famous songwriting duo, Donald
Fagen and Walter Becker!

A spacious property with plenty of room for the kids to
play. Too many bedrooms to count. Very long driveway.
Massive garage. Low taxes. Multiple Suns!

Asking $1,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
negotiable.

 


| µ | Day: 7 |


YGK:

Meshugeh - Crazy
Meshugeh ahf toit! - Crazy as a loon. Really crazy!

http://www.ariga.com/yiddish.htm#mx


fw: forgot - BME, Exercise Physiology, Physiology

 


| ygk | Day: 7 |

But having done some research, I concur......I recommend the clas principle.

 


| ygk | Day: 7 |

Hey, Now, St. Al - how about a definition of Meshugeh, since the online Yiddish dictionaries don't have it?

 


| W1P | Day: 10 |

Re; Top 50 -- it sure seemed for a long time that every guitar player sounded like Eddie Van Halen or The Edge. So if you're looking for influential bands, I think you have to include Van Halen and U2.

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 10 |

Ok, alright. I just wanted to stir the pot...

If I had to make a list of the 50 most influential bands (read: not my personal favorites) there's no denying the influence The Ramones had on music today. In fact, take number 5 on the list...Nirvana.

But still, every band that plays hard rock or metal was influenced in some way by Led Zeppelin. And where did Black Sabbath fall I wonder? Yeah, I'd put the Ramones on the list alright, but certainly not #2.

StAl

 


| Chips | Day: 10 |

I'm in chat, any takers?

 


| flambé | Day: 10 |

Um, hello? The last time I checked there, Flamer - "uglyness" was mysteriously absent from the Webster's. But then I remembered you are a turd and decided to spell it U-G-L-I-N-E-S-S ... and guess what?

 


| Chips | Day: 10 |

St Al: Beg to differ with you on the Ramones gig. They were pure genius in setting a standard for punk music in the USA. Up until the point they came on the scene, the UK ran the show on punk and it was swept away by the Ramones.

People may not like them to listen to, but they made their mark on the industry.

 


| FaceTheFace | Day: 10 |

Jaybidz, crushed me man. All these years savin that Shark and it's only worth a couple C notes?? Might, I say, might buy daughter a text book.
Oh well, guess her modeling will have to pay the Piped Professor.

Elle, let the flame burn out on it's own. Rise above, not to, the bait.

Getting airline tickets for NO, Cynny is pulling the card out for the hotel res, we're havin' a partay!! Chere, you are rooming with us,'k?? My cousin Cheri lives in Delray, if you like you two can travel up together. Will give you a ringydingy. Can't wait to meet you chile!

Happy Birthday to the Don, but I'm not giving him my 16 year old to unwrap, sorry.

jjeff, yes, there is much marketing in store for us from LotR. We've learned to collect the collectable and this is probably not one. Now if I had saved my GI Joes instead of that skate deck....(and my Barbie, and the original Star Wars slew of stuff my son had, ach!) *sigh*

 


| Lars | Day: 10 |

Duncan & lp - The question of how to pronounce Bowie was topical in the late 70ies too. When he made 'Low' the britt Nick Lowe responded with an ep called 'Bowi'.

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 10 |

Aw, Pat! While there's no love lost between me and Spin Magazine well before this silly-ass list, and while I'd agree that the Ramones were never the musicians or songwriters that Zeppelin and Marley were, I wouldn't go and dismiss Joey and Co. as mere "hacks." There was a sheer raw power and dynamism to a Ramones performance, especially live, that did capture something essential about the soul of rock'n'roll. Certainly not everyone's cuppa tea, but it worked for me, right up to the last time I saw 'em live (at Bumbershoot a couple of years back).

/the Mam'zelle
whose record collection in the 1970s was evenly split between a whole herd of punk/new wave artists ... and a whole lotta Dan

 


| Flame w/Grammar Police | Day: 10 |

el: you bitter, sweet, convoluted thing. I have no job, perhaps, when it comes to you. But, regrettably, I have a Mission to point out your insanity, uglyness, and, at times, your inability to spell and write correct English.

Excited - NOT - "E-X-C-T-I-D"

"I am not a blonde, are you blind as well." Is that a question? Use a question mark when asking a question. And no, I am not blind, nor can I see your image through a textual representation which is the Guestbook. If you have photos online, please let me know where not to go.

"I am not 'lil either- 5' 11'' - Ah, so just small minded then, eh?

"Also Blaise and myself bare no resemblance.(respex)" - that would be "bear" no resemblence - I'd rather not see you - or Blaise - naked.

"What? You've got a racial thing for Canadians too?" - Canadians do not make a race - Canada is a country - Canadians usually live in Canada.

jeez

 


| W1P | Day: 10 |

Pink Floyd # 49! I'm not sure what's more fascinating -- the fact that SPIN, who hates Pink Floyd, actually put them on a list of the 50 most influential bands in history or the fact that Pink Floyd is ranked below Husker Du! (who I like, by the way)

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 10 |

Just goes to show you the posers over at Spin Magazine don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Ramones better than Led Zep or Bob Marley? Give me a break. A bunch of tuneless hacks is what they were...

Heard that one last night and laughed out loud.

StAl

 


| Chips | Day: 10 |

Hey! Hey! - check out the URL above - the Ramones rock, man! So true their major, just major freakin' influence on rock and roll!!!!!

Beating out U2, Led Zeppelin and so many others, unfortunately Steely Dan too, though.....hmmmmm.....

Uh, happy birthday Donald - as if he cares about Spin anyway, right?

 


| Hank Silvers | Day: 10 |

Bowing in the general direction of Danville...many thanks indeed.

HB 2 DF

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 10 |

Donald, a crazed uncle, is of course my idol... (http://www.steelydan.com/japanletter.html)

Nu, so happy birthday, Uncle Donald! Did you know you shared a birthday with Max Roach? Found that out this morning from NPR "Morning Edition," during which both your birthday and his were announced. Anyway, wishing you many more birthdays and grooves--hope to be seeing you again on a stage sometime soon (okay, relatively soon).

/the Mam'zelle
(duuuuude, that search feature on the ODP is pretty kewl)

 


| lp | Day: 10 |

duncan: it's bow, as in bow and arrow, and then a long eeeeeee

i realize i have a cross accent from syracuse (a's are flat with words swallowed) and from boston/north shore-suburban (r's optional, a's upright, just to be inconsistent) but i'm not that bad!

aja playing at work today for me...

tones, can you send me your email address, i still have the old one in my personal contact sheet here at work, use the work email if you have it or the one above.....

 


| bad_sneakers | Day: 10 |

Happy birthday Don

Happy new year all

Nice to be home in Scozia

Chilllllllllllll out time

Now where is that surround mix of Gaucho ???

(Bowies bass babe was Gail Ann Dorsey by the way
She rocks !!)

 


| Duncan | Day: 10 |

I like David Bowie !!! That's no secret, ask JJ.
But the big question how do YOU pronounce Bowie.


The live in london concert is now availabli on CD ''free'' with the boxset Bowie @ the Beeb...

I suppose i could let you have a copy of mine.

Happy birthday DF You wouldn't fancy some left over Christmas cake would you..I will pay for the air mail mmmmmmmmm home made pudding !!!

db

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 10 |

Flame: Yeah, that was me...

 


| eLLe | Day: 10 |

Flame you have no job, if it has anything to do with me.
I was "announcing" that I'd be on TV to the Pacific NW people, who might care to have a laugh. Do YOU U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D what that means?
I am not ON TV everyday, so I was E-X-C-T-I-D about I-T.
you dig?
I am not a blonde, are you blind as well.
I am not 'lil either- 5' 11''
Also Blaise and myself bare no resemblance.(respex)
What? You've got a racial thing for Canadians too?
You better "check' your baggage hun.!!!
Better yet... blow it out your ass.
Jeese, just when it finally gets going good, there's always got to be someone, who just doesn't quite get it, EH?????
*sigh*


thanks for the comment Beemer: )


David Bowie @the Beeb was an excellent performance.(although it was a few years back) I like him with..hair.
His bass player is one of my favourites..to date!!! She rocks!


HAPPY Birthday Mr. Steely Dan.
teehee.

 


| Chips | Day: 10 |

Grammar Lesson 101

you're = you are
your = possessive

Please try your post again...

 


| eLLe | Day: 10 |

EH! here's one for yah "flame" ... piss off!!!!!
we can't help it that you're sense of humour is in the toilet.
you deal with it.

 


| angel | Day: 10 |

Listened to Arrow 93 this morning, figuring that some mention would be made of Donald's Birthday and I was not disappointed. Unfortunately, the only songs I had a prayer of hearing, were Reelin' or Rikki. I got Rikki and quite a cute banter about whether or not Donald ever made that call. :-)

(1272) MC: Thanks for checking it out.

(1270) LP: Bowie fan here. Some of the best party songs in college were Bowie. Rebel Rebel, Suffagette City, Ziggy Stardust.
I looked at the political compass test, but did not answer the questions, so I guess that means I am middle of the road. :-)
Great choice for Fagen lyrics, btw. I love Snowbound (of course Walter did indeed play a part in the creation of that one). The most Steely like cut on the album.

(1275) Blaise: I also knew that it could not be Frank's Birthday, but artistic license and all that....

 


| Flame | Day: 10 |

Pat, Pat, Pat: I am hardly the first to point out 'el's irrational, nonesensical postings. Why, recently, I believe, you kind sir - or was it mu - who rang out on the theme of 'what the fuck is that' after one of her posts.
One need to just glance at the archives to read her bile. I found it highly amusing - and self revealing - that she would announce the beginning of her 15 minutes and then squander her opportunity.
It's like Aja announcing a Dan Fest, and Kinky showing up, and then there's nobody there.
And you all may find this a bit trite, and boring. So be it.
However, lets not forget her outright hostile, insulting and inane posts from the year of '01.

 


| Blasé | Day: 10 |

Alright, alright... it's Frank Sinatra "JR.". Jeezus...there's really no way to get one by you guys and create a little healthy myth once in a while, is there? Sounded so much better though, eh? And of course, that's the time the hermit will choose to be sociable, dammit...
Junior is still a cool singer, isn't he? pfft
Hi there lp, ange and everyone. Just buzzin' thru...

 


| father William | Day: 10 |

Hermit: "talk about the good times"

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 10 |

Hey Flame: I dunno, eLLe's reason sounds perfectly acceptable to me. Also, what makes you think you have to "call" someone on your perception of a problem which exists only in your mind? Seems odd to me...

W1P and Steevedan: can you please e-mail me at the address listed in this post? I realize I could probably find your e-mail addresses on this board but my boss is yelling at me to get my ass into a meeting and I don't want to forget...

StAl

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 10 |

Happy Birthday to Donald Fagen....you can have today off but please report back to the studio tomorrow! ***please***

angel....looking good there girl, keep up the good work!

3 - 12 hour shifts in a row coming up.....catch y'all Monday.

 


| Sociable Hermit | Day: 10 |

Maybe I missed something, but today is not Frank Sinatra's birthday. He was born December 12, 1915. I know this as a fact since I celebrated the occasion by engaging in a minor dalliance with Ava Gardner's grand niece. Afterwards, I got drunk and trashed a room at a Motel 6. Unfortunately, the kegger party down the hall and multiple murder in the parking lot overshadowed my activities. See, it pays to have a good P.R. man.

Happy birthday Don. May you finally get your wish and unwrap a sixteen year old.

Herm

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 10 |

In honor of Donald Fagen, I think I may:

roll downtown
crash some scenes
trick and trash
find some fun
and
hit the street
with my therma suit sealed up tight

what a great song - my favorite on that release, along with teahouse on the tracks and tomorrow's girls

B, how have you been?
angel, will check your place out today
welcome to paul, do you want to take a test?
amy, welcome back!
ge, did you like my analysis of the commonwealth races, nmn?

did anyone take their political compass test?

are there really no david bowie fans in here? wow, maybe chips is - lol/smirk

hopefully, this great date in steely history will bring out the veterans and lurkers in this joint - come on, post something, favorite donald fagen line, anything!

 


| Flame | Day: 10 |

el: fat and ugly? is that the best you could do?
Hardly the truth - far from it, lil blondie. I won't dis your "looks".

But your excuse is lame, and basically says, "lazy and irresponsible".

YOU were the one making such a big deal over your TV appearance. My job to call you on it.

 


| Bill | Day: 10 |

Don,

Happy Birthday and all that. Sorry about leaving
that ice cream cake on your front steps this morning.
I had no idea that it would be that warm outside,
really I did'nt.

 


| angel * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (54 Candles) | Day: 10 |

Happy Birthday Donald. May you be spared any "Public Floggings" this year.

For those who have shown an interest in my website, I have given you the link. It is still in progress and has not been spell checked or anything, but you can take a look.

(1266) Blaise: Glad you posted. :-)

(1264) Paul: You picked a great day to post. Welcome.


 


| They say it's your ßirthday | Day: 10 |

... I be Sinatra. Funny how two of the most celebrated voices of the 20th Century share a birthday... who else in the musical world? Consider Rod Stewart, late Jim Croce, George Foreman (as I'm sure he put out some record in the past), Pat Benatar, just to name a few.

One of many Steely "moments" last year:

"... I-i-I-i-I I-i-I-i-I know i'll love you better. Peg - It will come back to you
You'll see, you know it, you know it,
"Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'cause you can always come home to me,
Oh my sister, that's what friends are for,
When the shudder falls, you don't have to worry, you don't have to worry..."

2001 Billboard Scholarship winner Alisa Miles enthusiastically tackling, belting out and expounding on Peg at the SD Berklee tribute gig thingie. hehe

2003, huh? Hello-o Se-a-tlllllle... Ha!
Tell me, if it rains so damn much where you are, how come your glass is always half-empty over there? Or is this based on insider info, as is suspected? Then, it's downright dishonest a bet, if you ask me... AND rather depressing innuendo. argh

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 10 |

Paul! Christmas in Capetown?

 


| Paul | Day: 10 |

Happy 54th birthday to DF today!

From a South African fan. Also my first posting. Let's see what happens.

 


| steviedan.......former original skateboard kid | Day: 10 |

reminds me of "the original mixed up kid", the old mott the hoople tune. so here's to an original mixed-up yet profoundly talented kid outta nyc, mister gettin' ready to drive fifty-five, co-founder dan steele, outre daniel, STEELY DAN, still growing...

yeah the birthday thing...

thank you mu for the poo on pugh. herman's herd, of course ! (along with peter erskine). chick's "musicmagic" really grew on me back in the college days. at first i didn't really dig it (it was no "leprechaun"), but my roomie played it constantly and today i love it.

snakehippie, i hate that i missed van's show. i will look for it and view it from purely a production standpoint.

 


| eLLe | Day: 9 |

worm~ You're the one that said Goya Marshall, not I.

 


| eLLe | Day: 9 |

1135 anonymous.And please,please,tryyyyyyyy and keep your hormonal depleeeeeeeeeetion in check,
mmmmmkay
I mean, even fat,ugly people can get laAAAAAAAAAAAid, sometime... there is hope.
Keeeeeeeeeeeep your midlife issuuuuuuues on your therapist's couch
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.


wahahhahahahahaaaa

 


| eLLe | Day: 9 |

post#1135
L: Most states have these rather large books called "Yellow Pages", usually near telephones, or, if you subscribe to their service, they send you them free. In them, they contain thousands - yes thousands - of phone numbers and addresses to places liiiiiiiiiike - TV Studios! I'll bet in a thumping metropolis like Portland, you could even call the studio at an early hour, like 7AM, and you would be able to get to speak with someone at the station who could give you directions.
So I don't understand, was it the fact that your lady friend sent you an email at 4:30 (and your computer was off) which prevented you from making your appearance, or was it because you overslept or were to lazy to figure out where to go?
What's your excuse this time?
______________________________________________________________________

LMASFOWPIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My "lady friend" sent me an urgent email asking me to join her and another "lady" for the Talk Show. Since I don't watch daytime TV, and very rarely have seen "local" channels in Portland, I have NO idea what studio it was at. I waited up until just past 4:ooam to get the address from her..dozed off and got up again around 7:00am..finding the email with the address sent at 4:32am...not leaving me enough time to get there, in the thumping metropolis Portland rush hour.

Do you have an excuse for living?


____________________________________________________

HappY New Year enimen : D



January 3, 2002 11:28 AM
IP: logged
Mozilla/4.75 [en] (WinNT; U)

 


| µ - Studio 54 | Day: 9 |

Happy Birthday to Dr. Fagen with a productive & happy '02!

 


| Amy | Day: 9 |

Just a reminder to light a birthday candle tomorrow for Mr. Fagen. He and I share a birthday!

 


| oleander | Day: 9 |

JW--Sons nos. 2 & 3 are slackjawed with awe at the TH autographed boards. I don't play the things either, but am asked to witness various feats of virtual derring-do. There is even occasionally some wit, such as being able to pick Darth Maul as a character and watch him do a Dark Jedi Grind or a Sith Saber Spin on his hover board.

St. Al--When you two get going, it's MAGIC, I say! Bring on the new design & say hey for me.

Big Fan--good to see you. The only virus I'd like is one from you with all the Steely Dan-in-the-news updates.

stevieman--Plan on righteously! You MUST come! ... listen to me, like I'm coming too.... well, workin' on it. I am STOKED to soak up some zydeco with you!

 


| Duncan | Day: 9 |

Another dbcut & paste master peice... lol
I'm sure it sounds better when sung
d

 


| lp | Day: 9 |

hey, did anyone mention that yesterday was David Bowie's 55th birthday?

In his honor, some of my favorite lyrics:

'87 And Cry
It's just a one dollar secret
A lover's secrets in the UK
Torn apart in the UK
In the dribble of May-Day
'87 and Cry
'87 and Cry
And there's nothing inside
And there's nothing in mind
And only you
Rocket on thru the sky
It couldn't be done without dogs
It couldn't be once without us
'87 and Cry
'87 and Cry
When the days were the days were the days boys
When blue ties were for the big guys
Frannie dressing down for the enemy
You saw him hangin' on the enemy
And there's no one in love
And there's nowhere to scream
And only you
Race on to wonder where
It couldn't be done without dogs
It couldn't be once without us
'87 and Cry
'87 and Cry
You can't make love with money
You can't make mistakes with babies
Nothing looked good on you
That's how I liked you best
Now you're ready for the real McCoy
Deep in the heart of Cupid
Murders on the heels of love
Just the ghost of a story
Just a one dollar secret
Baby these were the sounds
Baby these were the sounds
And only you
Whisper these things aren't true
It couldn't be done with dogs
It couldn't be once without us
'87 and Cry
'87 and Cry

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 9 |

hey JW - who stole my skateboard and put it up for sale? LOL - that's almost exactly like the one i used to get around the Syracuse University campus over 15 years ago (aus, was that you following me with your telephoto lens?) - had it for years, i do wonder what happened to it - likely my parents put it up on ebay....

too funny - thanks for the trip down memory lane

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 9 |

Face ~ There are a few Nash Shark decks on eBay right now. They date back to the '60s, and probably fetch about $150.00-200.00 depending upon the model and condition. I don't collect, but I'll ask my collector friends what they think. Here's a Shark deck from the steel-wheel era:

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 9 |

Duncan - hey, I don't get it. Nov 2001?

Mid Cruiser - do I dare to say Have a Happy New GOODYEAR! Or have you heard it before?

C

 


| Q | Day: 8 |

Yo Big Fan, I deleted the last virus but I'm working on one that will send
atleast 1000 emails to each ID in my address book.

Happy New Year to you D.K.

 


| jjeff | Day: 8 |

Not a lot of snow here in southern N.S., but there's a greasy layer of ice underneath. This morning I foolishly took my eyes off of the road to grab the wiperblade and give it a good thwack forgetting there was a descending hill with a curve in it coming up. As good as front-wheel drives are in the snow when you lose them fishtailling they're hard to get back. I took the hill at a 45 degree angle and felt the heat of an adrenaline rush hit my face. I did manage to pull it out, but only just. That episode should straighten me up for the rest of the season.

1128Jim#: Great parody!!

1136Lp: Scooby do!! ROTFL

1203Face: I agree totally. What could they do with Bombadil? Turn it into a musical? They could have spent 2 minutes explaining the origin of the elfin brooches, or are they not playing any further part in the film except as commercial merchandise. All my 3 sisters want one.

Go not to elves for advice, for they shall say both yes and no.( or something like that)
TTFN

 


| Bill/Online SD insights wanted | Day: 8 |

Phil Simms:
"Oh my! Another backbreaking, critical interception
thrown by Vinny Testaverde... I'm just not sure that
Vinny has his best stuff today...a little bit of
keystone cops here... can't imagine this happening
under Bill Parcells... there seems to be a lack
of concentration..."

Well, we may be the worst team in the NFL Playoffs
this year but at least we made it...I think....


"Throw Back The Little Ones" Questions:

1)What the heck are we doing in the barrio?

2)How do you walk like an injun?

3)Who is Carlo?

4)What are "the little ones", as opposed to "the big ones"?

5)How much to buy back a previously pawned crown?

6)Do matadors really pray for the weekend?

7)What if the little girls throw Oleanders instead?

8)What is the alternative bait?

9)When does the season close upstate anyway?

10)Besides marigolds, oleanders, and roses, are there
any other flowers referred to in any other SD songs?

 


| W1P | Day: 8 |

http://beatlejam.com/beatlejam.htm

Here's more info on that Beatlejam thing with Blue Floyd, the Machine and Vince Welnick happening on the East Coast starting next week

 


| Duncan | Day: 8 |

sorry i forgot i'm all excited ... lol

Shape of things to come...
I hope so...


Monkey's put here to make us laugh thats all they can do...
db

Happy Birthday db

 


| FaceTheFace | Day: 8 |

Jaydubz: Would a wooden deck board named 'Shark' have Ebay value? My daughter goes to college in two years, any help I can get...

 


| Duncan | Day: 8 |

Never mind the X-Files check this out...
It's amazing what you can find in toys'r'us..


Also I bought Linda some perfume for christmas & now YSLR has retired coincidence i think not.

Never mind 03 StAl.. I'm putting my money on April 1st any takers...

2112 coming up soon any Rush fan's would like to reserve it I'm taking orders now...


db

 


| µ - another Purdie face? | Day: 8 |

http://www.jazzmasters.nl/jimpugh.htm

"Pugh, Jim Ę

Jim Pugh began playing piano at the age of five and trombone at the age of ten. After studying at the Eastman School of Music, Jim joined the Woody Herman Band as lead trombone and featured soloist for touring and for Grammy Award-winning albums such as "Giant Steps" and "Thundering Herd". He next toured with Chick Corea, also recording "Musicmagic", "Secret Agent" and "Return To Forever - Live".

Since settling in New York, Jim has performed on over 4000 (!) recording sessions, including dates with Paul Simon, Barbra Streisand, Tony Bennett, Madonna, Joe Williams, Billy Joel, David Sanborn, Pink Floyd, Lou Rawls, Dave Grusin, Nancy Wilson, George Benson, Liza Minnelli, Frank Sinatra, and, of course, Two Against Nature. Jim is the only recipient of The National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences Virtuoso Award for trombone, given after he was voted Trombone MVP by the New York recording community for five years.

Jim's album, "Crystal Eyes", has been released Pewter Records, and his CD "The Pugh/Taylor Project" (Digital Music Products) was named one of the best ten CDs by the audiophile publication "The Absolute Sound".

Jim also plays principal trombone with the EOS and Concordia chamber orchestras and the New York FILMHarmonic. He is also a member of the New York Trombone Quartet. Jim has also composed and arranged music for National Public Radio, films, and recordings. His composition "Lunch with Schroedinger's Cat" received a Lincoln Center premier in 1989.

In addition to his busy performing schedule, Jim also teaches trombone at area universities. He makes frequent appearances at schools throughout the country as a guest artist/clinician, many of which are made possible through the help and commitment to music education of the Getzen Instrument Co. whose Edwards trombones Jim helped design and exclusively plays and endorses."

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 8 |

Though I realize many of you already have this EP, I'd have to say this is one of the most common requests I receive in e-mail. Currently the bid is at $4.99

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1405599659

 


| June | Day: 8 |

Ward - ...you beast!

lol/smirk

 


| FaceTheFace | Day: 8 |

Clas: the only way that having the brain of an FBI agent in your box lunch could be a federal case is if you didn't have Fava beans and a nice Chianti to accompany it!

 


| Big Fan | Day: 8 |

Caught a little Steely Dan on the Howard Stern show today. He was doing a bit about a disk jockey having a heart attack while working and doing the intros to songs.

Q did you ever fix that computer virus you had? - I only got 108 emails from you in one day - not bad.


This email address only works for one more week - then it's off to high speed cable acesss, so long telephone line.

 


| W1P | Day: 8 |

Q -- ran a google search on Pugh and Floyd -- nothing of significance is revealed!

Barfly is itself world famous.

 


| µ - a quickie | Day: 8 |

Has anyone else noticed some similarity in Chris Potter's songs and Kenny Dorham's (the trumpeter) from early Joe Henderson albums? They're not Pedro's Tune or Escapade (2 of my all time favs), but pretty darn good. I've got to get his new one as a legal full monty...

 


| snakehips | Day: 8 |

St. Al - I agree! We all critiqued as we watched last night. Keith seems amiable enough, but needs to work on his vocabulary and be a bit more animated. I also thought he appeared to be in the way of the other chefs. He should also cook with them instead of just standing there! Yep, some improvements need to be made. (She's workin' on it!) She co-produced that one, as well as the Africa show. There are a couple shows coming up that she produced, wrote and edited herself, starting with next week - a show about Michigan, then a Jamaica show and one in Baja. I think it's a learning process for Keith (and Vanessa) - so hopefully the shows will be better as times goes on. Thanks for watching!

sh

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 8 |

Jim: That's funny about EJ. And to think all along I bought the propaganda. I remember seeing something on VH1 about the fact his foundation was worth millions and for whatever reason I attributed this to his philanthropy. Still, I'm sure he's managed to funnel some dough in there, right? Plus, I thought you were the other jim. I'd never pretend to try to educate YOU on EJ...:)

Snakehips: Caught the Keith Famie episode on the Food Channel last night. Of course there had to be the customary shot of the flying fish at Pike Place Market. But I've got to say I found Keith Famie to be a bit of a snore. I expected a little more energy from a show called "Keith Famie's Adventures" ala Emeril. This, of course, doesn't reflect on Vanessa.

Eric and I are working on a complete re-design. Much cleaner and much more navigable and NO MORE FRAMES! Look for it soon.

 


| ~ | Day: 8 |

top ten reasons Hannibal Lector is a Dan Fan

12) he would know a diamond if he held it in his hand
carat, clarity, refraction index
11) he's got one up on the razor boy, teeth
10) any major dude with half your liver surely will tell you my friend
9) the opposite of an ariel view is not lost on him
his imagination fills in the rest
8) I recall when I was small, how I ate my neighbor's brain
7) ...when all my dime dancing is through, I'm eating you
6) bodacious cowboys such as your friend are going to be eaten here,
high in the custard dome
5) I'm Lector the cannibal, hello Baton Rouge...
4)I was pretending to be reading the national probe as I was watching her tasty knees
3) are you crazy, are you high, or my afternoon meat pie?
2) I'll do just what I please, and eat around the shoes
with nothing to do but wash it down with booze
1) just by chance, I crossed a diamond with your ear
and ate a little here
everyone stopped to stare as I nippled it away my dear

 


| Duncan | Day: 8 |

Clas checkout 19th nov 2001.... lol 13:13:57

 


| Duncan | Day: 8 |

 


| Clas @ W | Day: 8 |

Did anyone notice at the last scene in Hannibal Lector, the Silence of the Lamb, part 2, when Hopkins is sitting in the plane, he had some Take Outs from Dean and Deluca with him, and even a part from that FBI Agent's brain.

Wouldn't that be a Federal Case?

C

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 8 |

Stevie - Ha! No typo, I swear :-)

Gina - glad to hear you're doing fine.

Steeve/Howard - this is amazing, after I wrote this Third World Man-stuff yesterday, I went home, asked my Musical Ear (that's my wife) about the voicings. She wasn't happy with any of mine. As you guys, she wanted C - Bb in the bottom. And when I hear it, of course! That's the way it is.

Steeve - wow, well, the “disguise”-section, well, there's something with a G+ there, isn't it? And even a G7-10?

(And I haven't figured out how to play the mighty instrumental “interlude” yet)

And another thing that amazes me, after 26 years, are the verse chords in Kid Charlemagne, it's just the old “Hit the Road Jack” standard:

Am - G - F - and the natural landing would be on E7-10... but Fagen/Becker don't settle for the obvious, they take the E7-10-chord in the left hand; G# - D - G but the bass takes Bb! Which becomes a Bb13.

That's cool!

C

 


| steviedan | Day: 8 |

that was supposed to be "dexter plays billie's 'don't explain', but i guess the script thingy rejected the quotation marks or something. not heeding billie's request, i'm explaining because it made no sense. anyway, by now i'm on into the middle of borodin's first. gotta love those rushkies !

coupla' more items:

wormy. the 25th-28th ! you must explain ! e-me with the subterritinerary. you can subject me to all the liz you like !

ole, thanx so much for the transcription. terse yet insightful and not redundant with previous interviews. as we speak, i am almost ready to begin "project big easy" subliminals. we have renovations ready to begin and while this renders everything else seemingly a lifetime away, i am viewing this with ulterior vision. you may refer to me as dr. stevil and my diabolical protege sub-me (the sub-contractor) !

funny all this elton talk (love how it always draws out the doctor of john: hoops, HEY HOOPS ! what do you think of "11-17-70" ?). funny in that all my sixteen year old daughter has listened to for days is "madman". she discovered it after viewing "almost famous" about twenty times and coming to the inevitable conclusion that she was born at the wrong time. weren't we all ?

z, sorry about the o-hound and the duly prophecized nature of the situation. now you got "mercy mercy mercy" and "watermelon man", both faves from the high school pep/jazzband daze, but you forgot "chameleon". i've tried to for twenty years but every few days... duh duh duh duh DUT DUT... that's a dangerous riff, man...

hey snakie, the monkey lolololol

lp, i'm enjoying the new episodes though you are dead on point there for the most part. increasingly i feel this algebra: doggett times x equals dudley do-right, with x being duffus. yes, and didn't the baby suddenly become not very important there dana. like needing a mulder fix there dana. hinting at the dreaded maudlin melodramatic. they're also gonna HAVE to stop saying the words "super soldiers". another term will be required...

 


| steviedan posts... dexter plays billie's | Day: 7 |

i really hate when people point out typos but clas, you said "... brightest shining BACON of freedom and justice." and it's still just killing me !!! maybe it wasn't EVEN a typo !

well, good-to-hear-from-gina-bow. i don't know about anyone else, but i have previously er... PROSTRATED myself, nearly begging to hear more beasley lore. in a post a week ago or so, i mentioned a record that he was on, alternating piano chores with alan pasqua, but now for the life of me... i'll try to jump start the synapses...

really enjoying the little jazz thread that started with mu and the jazzgramnoms (CAB is bad ass), even drawing out edd with tom harrell who has been discussed here before semi-heatedly. but tom, the big dis on the krall album ? is it the far-mic effect on the orchestra you hate ? the presence of the orchestra ? while i may favor some of her earlier efforts, i can't say that i find the new one "bad" in ANY respect. marketing and image aside, girlfriend is musical as hell and has some deep soul in her playing and singing. and liz phair ? musically apples/oranges OF COURSE and i've always felt that she, like pj harvey or tori amos defined utilization of the sex kitten/good girl image with emphasis on one or the other. now, i'm not "frightened" or "comforted" by that at all as a male (i don't think), but my question is and always is: "what do they offer musically" next question: "are they in fucking tune or at least a reasonable facsimile of, anyway ?" sometimes this is nothing basically and basically no. at that point, i may be persuaded to judge it as poetry or something, but not music. diana krall plays a little of the game the industry imposes or humanity or whatever in entertainment we trust. but krall HAS the goods. the goods that count as music. that's how it hits me.

 


| Steveedan (Sailing The Waterways) | Day: 7 |

One work day down, fo to go ...

A friend of mine told me about this recent topic on the www.musicplayer.com website. It's from Roger Nichols' Forum there. After I read it, I left a post of my own. Copy the following address into the browser to get right to it.

http://www.musicplayer.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=003148

The Steely Fan Band has the southern California club scene well covered this week. This Thursday Night at The Barfly on the world famous Sunset Strip (just west of La Cienega Blvd.), and this Friday night down in San Juan Capistrano at The Coach House.

You are all receiving an ingraved email invitation to attend one, the other, or both shows. I and the rest of the band hope to see you here or there.


Steveedan

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 7 |

Ole ~ I'm not much on video games...I'd rather be out skateboarding/surfing/snowboarding or creating art/music. But speaking of the Birdman, I was able to get two hand-signed Tony Hawk skatedecks to give to my nephews for Christmas...kinda' like giving a basketball fan a ball signed by Michael Jordan ~ the look on their faces when they opened their presents was priceless! I told them that they'd better save 'em ~ some of the rarer decks from the '70s (not to mention the clay-wheeled relics from the '60s) are selling for thousands on eBay!

 


| oleander--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------you shall not pass! | Day: 7 |

~--I thought the casting was generally great, but I just couldn't buy an Elrond who was also the baddest guy in "The Matrix." Ian McKellen was particularly wonderful.

MC--Great calendar pic! Kind of "all watched over by machines of loving grace."

I would lay money on '03 for The Next One.

JDubz--Are you down with Tony Hawk 3? Have you unlocked Darth Maul? Hilarious.

 


| Q | Day: 7 |

W1P, great question on Jim P. relative to Floyd- if you find out please post it!

 


| W1P | Day: 7 |

This is an entry from the official SD site regarding trombonist Jim Pugh:

Since settling in New York, Jim has performed on over 4000 (!) recording sessions, including dates with Paul Simon, Barbra Streisand, Tony Bennett, Madonna, Joe Williams, Billy Joel, David Sanborn, Pink Floyd, Lou Rawls, Dave Grusin, Nancy Wilson, George Benson, Liza Minnelli, Frank Sinatra, and, of course, Two Against Nature. Jim is the only recipient of The National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences Virtuoso Award for trombone, given after he was voted Trombone MVP by the New York recording community for five years.

I can't find any reference to him on a Floyd Lp. Perhaps his best work ended up on the cutting room floor? Spoke with a friend of mine who went to a NYE party at Bob Ezrin. Friend said she spoke with Skunk Baxter and Scott Page, among others, at the party. Friend said 99% of the discussion with Baxter had to do with weapons.

 


| W1P | Day: 7 |

This post has no title, just words and a tune

 


| Duncan | Day: 7 |

sorry meant to include this on last message..
''for any newbies'' or ''lurkers'' out there this will help a bit


http://www.by-users.co.uk/faqs/abbreviations/index.htm
db

 


| Duncan | Day: 7 |

The EJ story is as simple as this..
He was good ages ago… young & hungry
We wasn’t any good… unhappy
He's good again ….happy
Still can't beat Benny & the Jet's live though…

It's not too difficult to see
Think of our own ''Two little boys'' it can't be ignored that when they where also ''unhappy'' their workrate dropped along with the quality.

Caught Bozz Scaggs on tv @ the weekend …Christ
WB/BS separated at birth or what

Hope everyone had a good first day back…
Face: LOL ''gasping'' ehh is that wise…

db

 


| lp | Day: 7 |

thoughts on last night's x-files episode?

can they violate scully's body in any other way? for crissakes!
is mulder really no better than cancer-man, supposedly his luke-like father? everyone dies that comes near him!
should we all carry cast-iron pans in our briefcases now?
when did we need slo-motion to figure out what happens in a scene?
when did mulder and "dana" get so lovey-dovey? i thought having kids makes that go away?
why can doggett keep interrupting classes at the academy? remove his visitor pass at once!
would you let monica, the whale singing hot rockin mama, babysit your first child? on company time to boot!
does terry o'quinn have easter dinner at chris carter's house or what?
isn't the guy on alias just so much better looking than doggett?

 


| jim | Day: 7 |

Pat: EJ doesn't donate his recording sales' profits to charity any more. In fact, when it did do it it was only for his singles (worldwide and not just North America.) With singles not selling as format, it became a bit of a joke. Yes, the EJAF is a great foundation and well-run from what I understand--I've contributed and encouraged others to do so. But reagrdless, it's music that's The Thing.

Probably if I had a crticism of his new album it would be that it borrows from other songs off of "Madman" and "Tumbleweed" too much. Start with "Red Shoes" which basically is "Tiny Dancer," "Levon," "Indian Sunset" and "All the Nasties" in one--give it a listen. Other songs on it have "Madman/Tumbleweed" era counterparts. I think an argument could be made that that's probably not a plus. So I don't get how you don't hear a similarity, but thanks for saving me from mailing you a copy as a late Xmas gift.

Moving on to other fav debates, how about that new iMac introduced today? Something else!!! Really raises the bar for computing. We'll all have iDVD's the of the 2000 DanFests. For so many reasons that I love Steely Dan, I love Apple and, as I said in the BlueBook, a lot of the same reasons--on a certain level--that critics diss them.

Hopefully, crtitics will know how to spell Mac and know enough about turning one on.

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 7 |

Re 1215: hey snakehips, that's way kewl! I'm a huge fan of the Food Network. I recall watching a one-hour special by Famie on African cuisines a couple of months back--I suppose that was the pilot for this series, right? Didn't realize the first episode was going to be on Seattle--that should be fun to watch. Though, while Seattle has some fabulous restaurants, I never thought of eating out here as an "adventure" as such. Unless you count getting to one's reservation on time through the traffic jams and the rain! :-) Seriously, I'll be pleased to tune in and see what adventures y'all steered ol' Keith into.

Obligatory semi-on-topic semi-witticism: I wonder if that Chairman Kaga on Iron Chef learned his fashion sense from Elton John?

/the Mam'zelle
confessing she spends way too much time watching Emeril Live, Good Eats, and, yes, Iron Chef ("if memory serves me right ... ")

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 7 |

hey - do you miss taking tests? why sure, you, you must!

see where you are - adjustments made for our UK friends

http://politicalcompass.org/


My political compass
Economic Left/Right: -3.00
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.97
Libertarian Left, but towards the moderate range, duh

 


| Steveedan | Day: 7 |

Boy am I moving slowly this Monday morning ...

Clas - I believe Howard (hey buddy!) gave you the right answer. I am a little reluctant to offer my opinion to you about this stuff because it becomes a point of conflict so readily. But, I wonder how you are handling the "soon, you'll throw out your disguise" section of the song, since that is much more harmonically complex.

On the Elton John topic - I was a devout Elton fanatic prior to discovering Steely Dan in the mid 1970's. I think that Elton's strongest period took him up through the "Rock Of The Westies" CD even though this record was not as strong as the ones that came out before it. For my money, the records up through "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" were all legendary. There is a "Classic Records" DVD of the making of GYBR that is great. The first EJ album "Elton John", "Tumbleweed Connection", "11-17-70" (my absolute favorite album), "Madman Across The Water", "Honky Chateau", Don't Shoot Me I'm Only The Piano Player", and "GYBR" represent a body of work that stands up to any pop music artist.

Gina - I was reading about Beasley even though I did not post anything about it. That doesn't mean that I don't enjoy reading what you write about him.

Have a good day everyone.


Steveedan

 


| snakehips | Day: 7 |

hey! haven't posted in a while - just thought i'd stop in and say hi. from my lurking/reading i see you are all doing well.

and special thanks for the holiday greetings from angel, tones, lp, cyn, face, duncan, deacon, twm, aus - hope i didn't leave anyone out. and happy new year to all here.

jennywenny - where are ya girl??

apologizing in advance -
*shameless plug* coming up -

check out the Food Network tonight at 10:30pm ET/PT for "Keith Famies Adventures". This is the first of a weekly 1/2 hour show (produced by the lovely Vanessa). Tonight's show was shot in Seattle! ah hem - anyone around here interested in a show about food in Seattle?? geez - i hope it's good! :-s

speaking of Elton John - Tumbleweed Connection was always one of my fav albums. Anyone else? "Amoreena" - great song.

back to work
sh

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 7 |

Wormy: Sure, I'll bet $100 that Steely Dan WONT release an album in 2002.

Jim: Interesting your take on Elton's new one. I'm a huge fan of his earlier work but Songs from the West Coast doesn't do a thing for me. It's certainly a gigantic step forward compared to the garbage he's been churning out for the past 20+ years. And though I agree Elton's rather aggressive commercialism is a gigantic turn off, lets not forget the fact he donates all the proceeds from his North American record sales to AIDS research. If I'm not mistaken this philanthropy is unmatched by anyone in rock and roll. I think, though I'm not sure, this amount is in the 10's of millions of dollars so far.

StAl

 


| Howard | Day: 7 |

Hi and a Happy New Year to all!

Still here - just took some time to get my brain back in gear after the Xmas break.

Clas - Third World Man - your option 2 is closest to what I play. All three notes of the triad change, but I use a second inversion of the Fm triad, with the Ab on top. That way you have Ab G Ab G Ab Ab as the "tune" at the top, which is what I hear on the record.
So, I play C F Ab and Bb E G (with F bass sustained underneath).

Whaddya know, even D+F go for a relatively straight I V7 I once in a while!

Howard

 


| wormy | Day: 7 |

hey gang

1200 midnite - so you went totally digital - wow
I heard that digital cameras just didn't capture nuances
but obviously your work speaks for itself
and what a compositional eye!

1201 Dr (still can't figure out how to get greek letters out here) Mu
the Diana Krall saga is a bad one. Much like Shelby Lynne
she has all the goods musically (okay Patricia Barber has her beat there)
but is really steamrollered with her record companys pinup over the top promotion. Can't her music stand on it's own without the sex kitten / nice girl knife edge promotion. And why does she need triple gatefold photo galleries that also mistakedly include a cd with them. the last album was so below standard I took it back, now it's a grammy nom?

for lessons in promo, smarts, and image they ought to look at liz phair
fortunately she has some hand in her promotion

1203 face the face - I also was ready to be critical of the Lord of the Rings - granted you can't develop the storyline in the detail of the book and the coke addict daughter of rock star gets too prevalent a role
Not quite ready to brave that thing they call fast food and go for the LotR goblets at BK. I thought they really got most of the characters - especially Gandalf and Frodo with Elijah Wood's radiant eyes and expressive face. Elrond and Legolas were not developed enough, and Aragon will get further development I am sure. Really liked the torment of the ring sequences (although I think the all seeing eye wasn't lifelike enough and the orcs of Isengard were overdone in their testosteronic postering)

any takers on 02 grammies???
SD up against Peter Gabriel or the Eagles?

wormy

 


| angel _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ At the Holiday Inn | Day: 7 |

Hello to you all. I am still dealing with the post Christmas/Chanukah get the decorations out of this house for another year, thing. I have been reading though.

(1177) MC: What an outstanding Barn picture. You can see why they picked it for their calendar. Especially after seeing how "ordinary" the other shot looks, in comparison. Not that the other one is, just that the Calendar shot is so over the top.

(1206) Ole: Thanks for the transcript of that Vanity Fair article. I was interested, but not enough to buy the magazine.

(1210) Gina: You never did tell us much about Beasley and the "Art Crimes" tour. This comment about him looking up in the air and bursting into laughter, is probably the most you have said on the subject. Very funny and I am glad you are keeping in touch with him.

(1161) and (1190) Ed and Edd! Both back. Good to see you.

Regarding the Elton John thread. The only CD I own of his, is indeed "Madman Across the Water". I get the feeling I should check out his latest offering, if it is anything like that. Back in my college days in the Upstate NY/Lake Effect snow belt (LP/Aussie take note). We did a weather show that used the instrumental at the very end of "Holiday Inn" as its theme music. The person who found it, thought the music sounded like rain falling. I agree.

 


| Gina | Day: 7 |

LOL
Howdy C, you know what they say, silence is golden even though this reference might not be apt. I myself feel for not getting any replies is innocent and unintentional here :-) But do i love the way your mind works, you clever quickminded Swedish you ... getting used to the Euro's already?
Besides meeting Beaz he also shed some light on his memories from the Art Crimes Tour and his working relationship with Walter Becker, mostly he did this by staring up in the skies and a sudden burst into hilarious laughter. Yep. They had fun alright!But they're people like you and me, no matter if they're in the spotlights or in wet dreams and stuff like that.
If i didn't like Beaz on a personal level i wouldn't have become friends just because he is connected to Steely Dan. Hm. Skip that, for probably most of the people they work with are good and nice folk and interesting, inspiring to be around. Most creative talented people are, i guess.
And i caught a glimpse of what for people who are not professional musicians may be this inside information stuff, knowledge i perhaps would treasure if it would matter to me personally. Funny you mention Pete Fogel, for i played Spellbound-Joe Sample recently after a long time and it immediately clicked mr. Fogel's post in the Blue Book, telling us how he met Joe Sample and how he got to meet the musicians while in session for Spellbound. Those the kind of experiences that make one single individual life a rich one, i can relate to that now somehow.

Like most of the GB contribitors here it's music and a certain openminded interest in what goes up and about in the world that kept me here, plus some nice distant kindred soul "feel", one i never found in the country i live in. Luckily for me now i hooked up with some people i can really communicate with and i was given an opportunity to write in English about music, but not just because.
That's a point i tried to make clear, without these Banyan Trees and the waves i followed ever since, i wouldn't have been where i am now. It's all connected and i value the people, the ways and turns it took.
Plus it's been very very educating and soooo in the line of the Danned spirit and insightful given the eccentricities of human nature.

My English sure has improved ...

It's very simple in a way, it's what you want out of life. I am a writer. My passions are writing and music, maybe it's music first even. I still don't make a living writing about music, i have no clue if i ever will. But i cease what's offered and if it feels good, it simply happens.

A lot of crap is written, ego's tend to get in the way of what should be about communication, to offer information people can enjoy, learn from and travel with in their own journeys through life. Emiel van Egdom is also a swordmaster and he has these interesting books about Japanese swordmasters and the valuable lessons, for the mind, the soul, the spirit, the body even.

Elevate and increase the quality of life as it flows in yourself and your environment, a simple strive for peace and harmony really.

I am not bragging about anything i am involved with these days. It's in a way a pleasant change of circumstances occurring, but i paid my dues, it's not as if it was handed me on a silver platter. Nope. Maybe these are my seven years of good fortune now, right? So why not share it THERE where it started ... the Banyan Trees ...
It's about the music.

I just finished my article on dutch trumpeter Eric Vloeimans for Jazz Now Magazine and next in line is John Beasley.

The other day i read an article in a dutch jazzmagazine, Chris Potter. He had some nice stuff to say and if there's time i will translate it and put it up here or in the Blue Book or in my Walking Satellites.
And again, very simple, those who care are invited to read or visit, those who don't, it's fine by me. It's a free world.

Banyan Tree The View Is Great From Sun Mountain Bow,
G.

 


| C @ W | Day: 7 |

Cyn - of course! My dog is laughing all the way to the food-bowl (that is if I put whipped cream on top of the boring dry fodder).

C

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 7 |

Where the hell is Howard?

Howard - what do you think about this: (haven't checked out your homepage to see if the answer is there)

The intro to Third World Man is in F-minor, right? The figure is either:

left hand F / right hand:

1. F - Ab - C / F - G - Bb / F - Ab - C / F - G - Bb / F - Ab - C / F - Ab - C

or

2. F - Ab - C / E - G - Bb / F - Ab - C / E - G - Bb / F - Ab - C / F - Ab - C /

or just

3. Ab - C / G - Bb / Ab - C / G - Bb / Ab - C / Ab - C /

Howard, Steeve and others?

C

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 7 |

Jim - yeah, in the Swedish interview with Elton he said something like; “Me and Bernie sat down for five days and were quiet brutal and honest about ourselves, we realized we hadn't done anything good since early 70's. You see, when you get rich and famous there's so much crap you have to deal with, there's so much shit around the whole machine. Making music comes at best at second place. So we said; -before we vanish, let's do something real, let put our minds to it this last(?) time.”

Mu/StAl - I've listen to that Folds, I kept an open mind but he aint giving me anything. I think an artist have to have a certain personality in order to create something interesting. There's no fucking substance in what Folds is doing. If I need to listen to easy pop-music sometimes I prefer Paul Carrack and C Cross.

StAl - Elton and Taupin took a short break, they are working together again since way back.

And Mu - you're still discussin' and analyzing W Beckers guitarsolo done on Black Friday 27 years ago, so why can't I settle for E JOHN's music done in the early 70's?

Fame and Fortune got to both Elton and Our Boys, I mean, my wife doesn't need a hairdresser and a manicurist twice a week, and she has to work to make a living.

---

Mid Cruiser - I'll send you some pics from the countryside, this winter it has been beautiful down there, I even enjoyed the snow!

---

It's interesting to note when Gina is meeting the Steely Dan connected J Beasly, NO one is interesting in that. When Pete Fogel tells us some half assed story how he met Joe Sample everybody goes:

–AHHHH, OHHHHH, IHHHH, you should write a book Pete! This must have been itching you SO long!

C

 


| oleander | Day: 6 |

Mu--Lewis Carroll must be LHAO in the grave.

StevieD--so you in for NO? What will it take to persuade you?

MC--Springtime ACC DanFest! You betcha! Keep your antennae peeled for a likely event/ location, all you midatlantics.

OL--I just love Veloso's voice. The first tune I heard of his, years ago, was his cover of "Billie Jean." Just as weird & great as it sounds like it would be. Thanx for tips on cd's.

The November Vanity Fair has a long article on the Brill Building era--"The Hit Factory," by David Kamp. Lots of short interviews and funny vignettes, including this one:

"But such triumphs as '(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman' were by now infrequent for the old gang; the bloom was off. By the time two naive kids from Bard College named Walter Becker and Donald Fagen entered the Brill Building to sell their songs in 1969, the place was no longer the musical wonderland it had been at the beginning of the decade.

"WALTER BECKER, Steely Dan: You could tell already that this was something that was a bit down on its heels. The people we had contact with were clearly people who were proposing to make this sort of difficult transition from one pop-music era to another, and you could see how ridiculous it was, what they were trying to do. That reflected itself in all sorts of ways, including the way they looked and the cheesy musical stuff they were doing, trying to capture the psychedelic momentum of the day.

"Perhaps it was according to this logic that longhaired Becker and Fagen got staff jobs as songwriters for JATA Enterprises, the publishing company of the past-its-prime pop group Jay and the Americans, who also employed the duo as touring musicians.

"JAY BLACK, Jay and the Americans: We had these two kids sing some stuff for us, and they were so talented, I said, "Would you like to play for us?" And they worked for us. Now they're Steely Dan. So I wonder why they left--I was paying them a hundred dollars apiece!

"WALTER BECKER: The songs we had were utterly bizarre songs. There was no chance that anybody would record any of them. I remember us going down to Jeff Barry's office and playing a tune for him and, you know, having him get impatient before the chorus came in. He could tell pretty quickly that these weren't hit tunes. Jerry Leiber compared our music to German art music or something like that.

"Becker and Fagen proved to be the last great Brill Building songwriting team--in a delayed-reaction sort of way. In their year plus with JATA Enterprises, they managed to use the dilapidated old demo studio in the building to record 15 to 20 songs, a few of which would later emerge, in rerecorded form, as Steely Dan songs."

Copyright Vanity Fair, November 2001. Lots of cool photos, but none of the Duo. A don't-miss anyway.

 


| Jim | Day: 6 |

Happy New Year!

Regarding the Elton John Grammy nominations for his most recent album, here's some fodder: Elton himself says that all of his albums in the 25 years prior (1976-2000) were "crap" and his latest, "Songs From The West Coast," is finally an album that he and Taupin think is really good. This album was an attempt to let Bernie Taupin lead the album--it's actually all about him, his divorice and his political views, and was recorded in much the same way and with a lot of the same players as "Tumbleweed" and "Madman." It's kind of a follow-up to those two albums. Fans of those two will like his new one, "Songs From The West Coast." It's not that popular an album but it's gotten a lot of positive critical acclaim.

As a celeb, I really am not nuts at all about Elton. I think the best thing musically to happen to him was for his string of Top 40s to end last year, to reduce his commerical obsession. Elton and Taupin aren't Becker and Fagen, Dylan or Van Morrison; yet there's something to be said for EJ/BT ability reach the mainstream. And after all, while D + W may not hold EJ in esteem, EJ regards SD. EJ's stuff is a lot like shopping at Sears. I grew up shopping at Sears, they have some good deals and when I want to see what fashions have gone mainstream classic, I know it will be at Sears, although I shop other places now and hardly shop at Sears. Same with Elton's stuff.

Yeah, Elton's obsession with hits and celebrity have meant we probably have never heard his full artistic potential. Bernie Taupin is pretty big critic of Elton and I sense would be more comfortable here on the SIS GB than on any Elton board. (He attempted to break off on his own with a CSNY-style band a few years ago which is the one time I briefly met him). But this new Ej album is really good, ranking along his early 70s stuff, assuming you are fans of it in the first place. (Dylan and Joni Mitchell happen to be.) Most fans of "Madman" and "Tumbleweed" fans will find his latest album to be great. Otherwise, skip it.

Stuff like "The Lion King" didn't deserve attention; his latest does. Nice to see him to something uncommercial after all these years.

 


| Mr.Sticks | Day: 6 |

Happy New Year!
If you have yet to see the Steely Fan Band perform LIVE...you have two chances THIS week!

THIS THURSDAY, January 10-The Barfly- presents:SFB Dance Party!
8730 West Sunset Blvd. -Cross Street is La Cienaga
West Hollywood,Ca.-9:30pm
This a FREE SHOW! Mention, at the door, your there to see the band and you get in free!!!

THIS FRIDAY, January 11-The Coach House-San Juan Capistrano-8:00pm
Performing Live:
Highway 61 Revisited
Steely Fan Band
Led Zepland
$8.00 at the door!! For 3 great tributes on one bill!!!!!

We look forward to seeing everyone at the shows!

Mr.Sticks
www.steelyfanband.com

 


| FaceTheFace | Day: 6 |

Aha! A common thread, or two!
LoTR: have read from Sylmarilian on through, the trilogy is stored in memory, have read them between 5 and 10 times. Saw "The Fellowship" two days after opening, fabulous. And I was ready to be very critical, but they did as good a job as time and money allowed, I couldn't ask for any real improvements. Clutching free movie passes in sweaty palm, anxiously awaiting second installment!

Cyn: John Mayer, you know I'm in of course, anytime in February (especially the show on the 9th, that being my birthday [and I hear someone else here may share that auspicious day] it would be a grand present to myself!) We'll take your Drof, as opposed to my Egdod. Jim# is afraid my steed will break a leg and have to be put down...not bloody likely.

Jim: your pics are fabulous! I do alot of architectural drawings, if I see something I like, do you mind if I do a rendering? The foreground barn in the second WVfarm shot is enticing.

Oh! I don't understand why that woman at the Berlin Hardware is so nasty to you Cyn, she treats me like family (probably because we are...all the natives are related somehow here ya know!) Take her one of Nancy's apple pies, you'll have her eating out of your hand. I'll bring the Towelettes.

chat anyone?

 


| Edd | Day: 6 |

Freddie Bryant mainly plays fingerstyle, but I saw that he was listed as playing electric guitar" on that CD."

Well, he pulls off a wonderful solo on the opening track. Think of a big fat Gibson, played with a big band.

Harrell played with Horace Silver, a fact that should be obvious to any one on the GB who listens to track 8.

 


| µ | Day: 6 |

C: No, I'd compare Ben Folds more to Elvis Costello or Todd R., not the *rotund* Englishman. Besides, Folds demonstrates he understands American music: Gershwin, ragtime, jazz, Bacharach, Newman

Elton has cared about only about two things for years: fame and money - and it shows in his music. Most of his compositions are shallow and amazingly derivative since Yellow Brick Road. Every once in a while, he'll turn out a decent pop song: Blue Eyes, In Neon, and a couple of tunes from Made in England...It's 30+ years now since the magnificent Tumbleweed and Madman. and...Even in their prime, Elton and Bernie never wrote a song with the significance of Boxing...

Let me add one thing to St Al's observant list: irony.

~: Yeah, considering that McBride and Erskine are on it as well. See above. Resting on the Laurels award for Diana - I just want the front cover please!. Potter's new one in contrast is not hairy...

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 6 |

wormtom....thanks for the info on the LOR movies....I had heard they finished filming and didn't think about all the post production work yet to be done....the calendar shot was done with a Nikon digital camera....pretty much all I shoot anymore.....35mm equivalent of 300mm lens @ f4....there was a cloud blocking the Sun at the farm but the big dish was in the sunshine (almost a mile away)....here's a shot from a different angle but from the same farm: West Virginia Farm ....that one was a 35mm equivalent of 85mm @ f2.8.

St.Al....yes, Byrd is the king of the pork barrel....a quote from the NRAO @ Green Bank website: "The GBT was dedicated as the Robert C. Byrd Green Bank Telescope in a ceremony on August 25, 2000."....I'll give the old boy one thing, he knows how to bring the money into what was probably the poorest state in the nation at one time....that's what they keep electing him for.

Clas....thanks for the kind words on the photo....it's a shame your photos of the birds didn't come out....did you get any other good ones while you were in the country? I'd be curious to see the countryside over there.

starting the first 60 hour work week in almost a month tomorrow (groan)....I'll be scarce but lurking this week....y'all have a good one!

 


| wormy | Day: 6 |

1172 original lester
thanks for the brazillian tips
I had heard of him before but never saw the name written
I'm all over that next ear candy visit, thanks again

1177 Jim - congrats on your published pic
and knowing that's where you want to spend your retirement giving back makes it all the more neat
(that is quite the compositional eye you have! do you recall the lense and f-stop)

1180 steviedan - I would be honered, and we can continue that coversation in Raliegh, well rested and fed musically don't book any lessons April 25-28th.

1187 dano - good to see you here, Sade O.B.E.
smooth operator indeed

1188 - mu - if Tommy LiPuma gets a grammy for producing that schlock for Diana Krall that's pathetic. Hey I love the Love Scenes production, he captures all her elements and McBride's standup so vibrantly, but that latest album is a total nightmare sonically

as for Potter and Gratitude
it's a phenominal record
but then maybe too many people were looking at another hairier potter

1190 edd welcome back
hopefully we'll catch you at the border come april

1198 St Al - Elton's last okay record?
Caribou. It was all downhill with Captian Fantastic
listen to Madman and see how far one has fallen from

1192 Midnight - I also have read Tolkien upteen times
the 2 sequel movies (Twin Towers and Return of the King) are not yet in the can. All the live action actor scenes are shot but Industrial Light and Magic has a working arrangement to alternate their digital creativity between LotR and the Star Wars pre trilogy Episodes II and III.
Much needs to be done in the special effects and editing processes yet!

02 grammys - will be a tough year for any entrant including possibly steely dan. New releases already hyped up but not yet completely in the can from grammy award winner Peter Gabriel (UP) and Liz Phair will surely compete for top honors, and looks like the eagles are not going to let hell freeze over any time soon

toodles from the topsoil

TOm

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 6 |

Hey Clas... No one is arguing Elton's ability. However, in my opinion he hasn't released a single thing worth listening to since he and Bernie Taupin split. Ok, may be a few nuggets in there, but overall, since the 70's, his music borders on insipid. His latest showed some promise, but in my opinion still missed the mark.

At least Ben Folds can write music that's funny, smart, caustic, brilliant and tuneful. Elton seems to have lost this (did he ever have it?). You may not see it that way, but oh well...

Just another asshole opinion
StAl

 


| Gina | Day: 6 |

Mmmm, so hard to keep up here, but it sure feels good to notice the Trees are alive and kicking, lots of information to stuff in the old cerebral attic or take to heart! Thanks, GB-ers.

A shameless plug, John Beasley will be arranging music for Tommy liPuma this year and is involved in musical scores for movies, which alongside to his own projects is something he's real enthused about. John's integrity and choices to stick as closest to his artistic merit is what i admire deeply. For a musician like him, as a young one hooking up with Sergio Mendez and two years in the company of Miles Davis on the road plus the Art Crimes tour and numerous other projects with musicians who earned their good reputation in their line of business ... he wants to do his own thang and his "voice" is definitely one worth a listen, guys.
It's real interesting to see where the musical influences he's been around ever since he decided to go out there and DO it, will take him on his own journey. And it's great, we sometimes get to talk by phone or aol messenger, whenever i'm at Emiel van Egdom's place (www.emielvanegdom.com)
So much for that big big pond, there's no distance when it comes to music!
And some time this year i will travel with Emiel to the States, New York and/or Los Angeles. Cool! Basically he's a musician, but a versatile one, he's a real master in the Pro Tools stuff and his expertise is appreciated by his american collegues. So i learn a lot first hand now!

Doc Mu, i can't help but love your Elvis Costello reference.
For satellites in whatever way is what communication is about!

Clas, St. Al, Steviedan, Tones, Blaise, Aja, Angel ( there are black n white babypics of Gaucho on my website now), LP (lovely x-mas card, did you send me the leftovers of your dinner yet) and others ...
My life took a nice turn when i found these Trees and you lot and although it's been rocky at times and absurd, i still cherish this forum, how can i not??

Back to the working grind, Jazz Now has sent me a CD of the San Francisco Bay area jazz vocalists, they sway so elegantly ...
Cathy Walkup, Sharman Duran, Jennifer Lee, Shanna Carlson and Jenna Mammina.
Have a nice Sunday!

Banyan Tree How's Stella Rae now Bow,
G.


 


| C @ W | Day: 6 |

z - outterhound?

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 6 |

It's thirteen days after Christmas. That's a Holy Day here in Sweden. I went to work anyway. What are they gonna do? Sue me? Give me a bullet to the head?

---

Mid Cruiser - congrats, it feels good eh? I am thrilled. I was thinking of you during the holidays down at the countryhouse, there's a lot of strange birds down in that part of Sweden (and I am not talking about the neighbirds). I took some shots but they turned out bad. I have no digital camera, just an old fashioned Canon. And no telescope lins. Okay, the camera's equiped with autofocus... I wish my brain had that too; –Okay, here we go, focus on the job now, and stay focused for five hours. Klick! 500 bucks, thank you!

---

z - yeah, you're so right man, and it took some time for me to realize that. And I've been on that stuff for a looong time, 25 years, maybe more. I thought I HAD to.

But are you saying it took you only 3 days to get rid of that shit? I've heard, and experienced, that the worst part is after 3 weeks, then it takes months, maybe years, to recover. But that's maybe when one has been on the stuff for a long time.

---

Mu - are you comparing Elton John with ... what's his name again? Ben Folds? Elton has depth, soul, moral courage, profound emotions. Ben is at his best a happy clown. And for the piano skills, well...

See you next yeeeeear St Louis!

C

 


| oleander | Day: 5 |

EEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Sorry. Didn't mean to raise my voice. Just got a little overexcited there.

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 5 |

EDD: Without even breaking stride either... SOrt of like a certain musical duo that put an album a while back...

I don't know, perhaps its just me, but I find a little political humor in that beautiful picture MC shot for the calender. Does anyone else see it? Think Robert C. Byrd and pork. Is that thing in his backyard or what?

StAl

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 5 |

Edd....!!!!....now there's a site for sore eyes....good to see you back!....now I'm gonna have to check out the CD you recommended....I can get into a good jazz instrumental....thanks for the tip.

Q....I guess you were freakin' today? I just heard about the 15 year old kid crashing the Cessna into the 41 story Bank of America building in Tampa....I'm sure everyone was thinking "here we go again!"....don't know what his motivation was but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with terrorism....had to be a scary time until they figured out what was going on though.

Lord of the Rings was really enjoyable today....Shirl has read all the the Tolkein books umpteen times so we had to go....now I have to wait a year to see the second part even though all three movies are already in the can....guess I'll break down and read the books instead of wait.

 


| z | Day: 5 |

Edd- How is the guitarist on the new Harrell CD? I went to a few master classes with him a few years back. Freddie Bryant mainly plays fingerstyle, but I saw that he was listed as playing "electric guitar" on that CD.
I wrote a song that prophesized the events of today, more than 6 months before they happened. It's called "An Otterhound Pup"
"An Otterhound pup,
is mighty good luck.
An Otterhound pup is good luck.
I spent lotsa bucks,
And I bought me this pup,
And now he's fucked up my whole life!
Release:
Oh, an Otterhound pup is leaving tonite,
He's goin' back to the ken-nel
On the very next flight
Oh, an Otterhound pup is leaving today,
Betsy and Donna come to take him away!
etc...

 


| Edd | Day: 5 |

{yawns, shakes head}

Whoa, that was some nap...

Anyhow, I'm distressed to see trumpeter Tom Harrell's "Paradise" missing from the Jazz Instrumental category.

This CD is gorgeous. Harrell has suffered his share of problems and they appear to have only made his song writing stronger. He performs on this CD with a rhythm section and a string quartet which adds an undeniable *lushness* to the sound.

I've been listening to this for months. My top pick of 2001.

 


| z | Day: 5 |

Well, I just got back from driving my brother and the Otterhound up to Conn. to meet the breeders at a MacDonald's off of Rt.95, and when we came back, the brother was still there, but the OH was back with the breeder's.
Yup, my brother gave up on the OH after one year of OH terrorism.
As a wise person on this GB once said
Big Dog= Big Problems.
The pup had fought for control of the household and, at over 125lbs., had won!
He's back at the Scentasia Otterhound Kennel East with his mom and sis.
Hopefully Xena (the warrior otterhound princess) can beat some sense into him.
Doctor Warren Kruger is out on the west coast, hunting down the once-great Arthur Lee, so I haven't broken it to him yet. He's pretty much lost everything and everyone in his life now so it's not going to be pretty...
Ole- I was hoodwinked into taking an after-school job last year, doing a band class with 6th graders as part of a link-up with one of the local middle schools and our high school, and I had those kids swinging their little backsides off with simple, but groovy tunes like:
Herbie Hancock's "Watermelon Man"
Joe Zawinul's "Mercy, Mercy, Mercy
Lalo Schifrin's "Mission Improbable"
These were all my own derangements of these tunes and i had these two little black chicks improvising for a few minutes on both of the first two tunes, and they brought down the house at the end of year concert we had!
One of them even made her mom buy her a thousand dollar soprano sax for her concert debut!
Kids at that age are a huge pain in the ass (say a prayer for the brave Lisa G.-wherever she is), but if you pick simple, grooving songs like these, they pick up on it pretty easily. I spent 2 years teaching in a Lutheran school in Bushwick that had kids that age, and I pretty much exhausted the simple funk tune category.
What's also great about kids that age is that they aren't afraid to take jazz solos- they even fought each other for them-unlike these high school dickweeds, who are afraid of looking bad in front of their friends.
Unfortunately (for the kids),the WTC thing wiped out the city's budget, and we all know what the first thing to go was- after-school arts programs.
Clas- X and all the other benzos are bad news. I told you about the study I was involved in- on the 3rd day of withdrawl, I felt like I was wrapped up in a cocoon and had 31 pa's on the A train in Harlem. I'll never forget the face on this elderly black woman on the train who was struggling to get away from me! Stay with ADs.

 


| µ | Day: 5 |

Some tangential Dan Grammy nominees:

Dennis Chambers with Tony MacAlpine et al. for CAB2. They've got an organic Holdsworth fusion thing going...

Michael Brecker for Chan's Song...

Tommy LiPuma as producer of the year for Diana Krall's new one which does feature Peter Erskine on drums...


Unfortunately missing is Chris Potter's new one Gratitude - a great jazz album (year's best?) with a tip of the fez to the masters...

 


| Dano | Day: 5 |

Happy New Year to all the Good Geezers on the GB......

Well that is it for another year......Glasgow was awsome but i didnt get to hook up with TWM......Where was ya bigman?

Miz D , Talking of Gorillaz , Have you got an album called Parklife by UK Band Blur , The lead singer Damon Alban did vocals ....Really good album even though i am not partial to Blur....Worth checking out if you enjoy that Gorillaz album.

All this talk on Danfests over in the States.....Us Limeys should definately get a few things sorted out over here ....any other UK people up for a swallie and a knees up. I think it should happen over here this year ...what you say people lets make it happen?? Who"s in Who"s out.

To all the Sade fans....She has just recieved the O.B.E. Order Of The British Empire for her services to music....No mean feat??

MC , Great pics mate much appreciated you taking time to do it...Also Jim last time I was in Virginia I stayed in Beckley ...Real nice place and West Virgin was very green as far as i can remember.

Coming over on Holiday to US This year may be Gulf Coast....Anybody out that way??

Flori Baby , How"s the Sisters Mancub...Hope your well mate.

Album of the year .......Starsailor

Currently blasting out New Order ....Still love there stuff. PC Going Garrity and shaaaaaaaaakin, so better Leg It.

Off tae the Gym ....Put on about 10lbs at xmas
Or maybe just have one more wee sweetie................

Regards To All Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano.

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 5 |

thanks for the kind words on the calendar photo....I'm still stoked!

just got this in e-mail and thought I'd pass it along....I know we have quite a few Bob Dylan fans here:

Bob Dylan

Cricket Arena Charlotte, NC
February 10, 2002 - 7:30PM Eastern

On sale January 12, 2002 - 10:00AM
General Admission : $ 29.50

No info on other dates just now but a trip to pollstar.com should give the results....off to see Lord of the Rings today.

Cyn....I'll check our work schedules and get back to you....keep me informed!

 


| Order in the court.................... | Day: 5 |


Mid-Atlantic meeting in progress in the Chat.......

 


| Cyn | Day: 5 |


Again, Cuz MC...AWESOME Picture! And now you're a "published" Photographer to boot!

OK..heres the choices for the John Mayer mini Danfest

1. Feb.8th - Hampden Sydney College, Va. Jim#..this phone number has the same area code as you...could it be close?????

2.Feb.18th- Starr Music in Charlottesville....

The crabby old woman is like that with everyone, I don't know why we subject ourselves to her...maybe because some of us like to keep the Ol' Mom and Pop stores open...but at least at Home Depo..they smile while they take your money.

Snow melting today, then maybe another blast tomorrow...(This has been your Mid-Atlantic weather report...brought to you by..Berlin Hardware..where we take your money, and treat you like crap)

clas..there is proof that dogs actually laugh..they did a study on it. I guess that explains the funny noises my dogs make when I get dressed to leave the house. I'm sure they're snickering and saying " Shes wearing THAT out in public?"..hahaha heeeheee..LOL!

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 5 |

Guess what I found at the Jackson Browne Homepage! Read this!


The Loyal Opposition
LOSING THE PR BATTLE
Overdrawing Our Account in the Bank of International Sentiment

By David Corn
Reproduced courtesy of TomPaine.com

“Don’t worry. You’ll be safe. We know how to take care of terrorists here.” So said the chuckling immigration officer at Port of Spain the other day. I had been dispatched to Trinidad by the US State Department to conduct a two-day seminar on investigative reporting for local journalists (your tax dollars at work!), and the first Trini I encountered could not resist needling the Americans. The next day, amid talk of the Freedom of Information Act, finding sources, and Internet-assisted reporting, one of the fifteen island journalists asked me and my colleague, Bonnie Goldstein, a former investigative producer for ABC News, what we thought of the US media’s coverage of the September 11 attacks. Before we could respond, several participants volunteered their opinions. “The first day was fine, then it was too much, too much.” “Hysterical.” “It was, ‘oh, poor, poor us.’” “Like the United States was the only country ever to be hit by terrorism.” “Self-pity, plenty of self-pity.” A consensus formed: a self-indulgent America was excessively obsessed with its own suffering.

And this was coming from our friends—reporters who live in a city overflowing with KFC restaurants and who had, on their own accord, come to the information office of the US embassy desperately seeking pointers from American journalists. They were not insensitive to the horror of September 11, but neither were they overly sympathetic to America’s pain and fear or deferential to US concerns.

This exchange might have served as a focus group for the White House, as Bush presses his (latest) new initiative to sell overseas the war against terrorism. After a month of bombing, the Administration seemed to conclude it was, as the media cliche went, “losing the PR battle.” The Bush White House was not admitting this in public. But others were saying so. British Foreign Secretary Jack Straw told a newspaper he saw “danger signs” the West was falling behind in this part of the struggle. Various commentators issued similar warnings. The war-worriers cried that Bush was not only losing ground in the Muslim world but that he also was slipping in Europe.

Bush’s actions showed he agreed. In speeches he started comparing the Taliban and al Qaeda—the “evildoers”—to the “fascist totalitarians” of the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany. The goal was, as several White House reporters put it, to “demonize” Osama bin Laden. Bush opened rapid-response centers in Washington, London and Pakistan to counter Taliban reports. He sent Karl Rove, his chief political strategist, to Hollywood to take a meeting with studio execs and discuss what the flix-folks can do to bolster America’s wartime image. And he hired Charlotte Beers, an advertising honcho once dubbed the Queen of Madison Avenue, to pull together a message operation to pitch the war—partly via a television and advertising campaign to influence Islamic opinion. Beers, famous within advertising circles for having handled the Uncle Ben’s rice account, serves as undersecretary of state for public diplomacy. She told Andrea Mitchell, “I dislike that phrase ‘selling’ because that’s way too arrogant for where we are now. I think the best we can do is open a dialogue of mutual respect and understanding. I’d actually be very satisfied with that.” A dialogue? That’s not a very high standard for an ad exec. In another interview, she noted, “what we haven’t felt the need to communicate is what is the value system [of the United States]... What are our beliefs? What do the words ‘freedom’ and ‘tolerance’ mean? We are having people who are not our friends define America in negative terms. It is time for us to reignite the understanding of America.”

In other words, people elsewhere have America pegged wrong. And that is the fault of the foes of the United States. What does the Administration have in mind to turn this situation around? A ‘Bombing for Tolerance’ campaign? Ads with Michael Jordan attesting to the goodness of America (slogan: “Be like us”)? Will Bush intensify Operation Demonization and start referring to bin Laden as the anti-Christ? Movies that show Middle Eastern terrorists plotting mass murder against the decent civilians of the West? (That base has been covered.) This is not to make light of the seriousness of the massacre committed on September 11 by people who are indeed evil or to diminish the threat of further violence that still exists. But talk of reselling the war kicks up a question Bush and his advisers have not addressed in public: why have they had such a tough time closing the sale?

Bush could not have had an easier setup. A villain out of a James Bond film unleashes murder and mayhem against thousands of civilians—including many from countries other than the United States. He essentially acknowledges his culpability and threatens more of the same. He calls for uprisings against various Arab states. He is protected by a regime of totalitarian, misogynist extremists who maintain official relations with only three other nations in the world.

How could Bush be outflanked by this foul individual? How much more can bin Laden be demonized? (He’s Lucifer and he has nuclear weapons!) Shouldn’t a just war, a good war, be largely self-evident, no spinning required? In recent days, pundits, commentators, and administration officials (the latter speaking off the record) have asserted that Washington needs to find and promote Islamic voices that can present the case for the war. As former U.N. ambassador Richard Holbrooke said, “We need to use authentic and credible Muslims, clerics and religious leaders and political speakers ... speaking in their own terms, not just President Bush and Prime Minister Blair, to make clear to the people in the Middle East and the whole Muslim world ... to make clear to them what’s going on.” But this advice ignores a sad reality: such persons have not felt compelled to spout ringing endorsements of Bush’s war. What might be the reasons for this?

Here’s a partial answer with two pieces: throughout much of the world, America has no credit to draw upon, and, beyond that, Bush has so bungled the meta-framework of this war that PR efforts may be useless at this point. When you’re the only superpower left standing, large portions of the rest of the world may feel resentment and not possess a charitable attitude toward you. But the United States’s decision to share only a meager slice of its tremendous wealth with other nations, its my-way-of-the-highway approach to certain international matters, its rapacious consumption of a disproportionate amount of global resources (see SUVs), its occasional heavy-handed interventions on behalf of less-than-exemplary regimes—all of this has left it little good will in the bank of international sentiment. It rescued Europe six decades ago. But there’s been a lot of oil under the bridge since then. Among my new friends in Trinidad, I sensed a bit of satisfaction that America received a dose of comeuppance. We’re sorry, of course we are, yes, but why did you believe you were entitled to protection from the dangers of the world order that you have helped shape, that you benefit from so greatly, and that you claim to lead? So when the United States requests help from others, many are not eager to fall in.

Moreover, Bush has presented his war in a manner that exacerbates rather than ameliorates ambivalence (or antagonism) toward America. He and his aides keep saying either you’re with us or against us. In other parts of the world, this sort of talk might sound bullying, which can reinforce perceptions of US arrogance. The notion that the United States is fighting for freedom, as Bush continually insists, ought to come across as laughable to anyone abroad with a sense of history. Washington has a long record of supporting governments that opposed freedom (Chile, Argentina, the Philippines, Cuba, Nicaragua, South Africa, Greece, Iran, among others). Now it makes common cause with Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Uzbekistan, nations that do not offer freedom to all their citizens. And it maintains a close relationship with Israel, which denies freedoms to non-Jews within its borders. The United States is not fighting for freedom. It is not fighting for tolerance. (If so, it would send troops into Saudi Arabia). It is fighting to protect itself and to destroy a small group of barbaric individuals who also threaten other nations. That’s not a minor thing. But an honest depiction of what was under way might carry more resonance than the phony rhetoric Bush pushes—and which will be enshrined in sophisticated, celebrity-laden commercials. As for the civilian casualties in Afghanistan, they indeed are a PR nightmare, and they should be. But is it possible that civilian deaths are even more upsetting when they occur under a false flag?

The problem is not just message. It’s deeds—past and present. This is hardly a radical view. As the subversive Wall Street Journal reported this past week, the Administration’s call “for a united front against terrorism” is “gaining little credence” in the Muslim world because US policies “are perceived as biased” and “anger at America serves as a lightning rod for social, economic and political dissatisfaction.” The paper quoted a diplomat from a pro-US country, who observed, “So far, the United States is treating this as an advertising and public-relations campaign. To capture the hearts and minds of people, one has to tackle those issues closest to their heart. The US has to convince people of the integrity and fairness of its policies.” The diplomat noted that “the kinds of things Arabs and Muslims are looking for” include “a demonstrated willingness to pressure Israel to moderate its policies toward the Palestinians ... and a policy toward Iraq that targets” Saddam Hussein “without penalizing the Iraqi people.”

Holbrooke gripes that “our message isn’t getting through because we have bad messages and bad messengers.” No doubt. Yet how effective can the policy be, if it is so difficult to explain?

---

Amen,

C

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 5 |

HI THERE, you brightest shining bacon for freedom and justice!

Bill, there's no question about it, USA are the center of universe!

C

 


| steviedan..... wearing out welcome | Day: 5 |

getting back to lester with further essential forays into caetano veloso:

"livro". i have several and this is a favorite and coincidentally a grammy winner.

you should also check out toots thielemans' "brazil projects" 1 & 2. both feature caetano, along with lins and many other esteemed brazialian artists. toots is revered in brazil for his work with the late, beautiful elis regina. their work together was sublime and WELL worth seeking out...

steviedan always sez: "drive a cheaper car and buy records". it's better for your soul...

 


| steviedan...... now THESE are props | Day: 4 |

mc, the photos, the calender shot, the whole shooting MATCH ! your time and willingness to share with your buds... thanx for doing it.

and also to jdbz for that board shot. you CRAzy, man ! i had to give it up when i watched my boy pound bricks wit de back o' he big 'ol head. course at least you wise to be safety equipped and lookin' in command.

wormian lodging ? tom, what an honor to be offered ! that has possibilities ! you da one and only, bro' !

bill, i'd say they're all a DECISIVE maybe. hands down, no question.

 


| steviedan....... is this a cut or what ? | Day: 4 |

okay, i need a little help with some context here. little syndicated piece outta nyc, jim farber at the ny daily news to be exact. headline: "will grammys stay in tune ?" (i'm sure there's a link but whatever). basic premise: that the grammys have been more "with it" over the last few years and would that trend continue...

permit me to quote:

"... check out last year's top winners: the esteemed u2 snared best song and record with their ravishing hit 'beautiful day'. the best album trinket went to steely dan's ERUDITE comeback, 'two against nature'. and the best new artist prize went to a tastemakers' favorite, shelby lynn."

now the word... ERUDITE... i usually take to mean studied or knowledgeable. it SEEMS good. the "TRINKET" element is a little troubling. there WERE multiple trinKETS changing hands, were there not ?

what do you get from "erudite" here ? is this a shot at steely as jimbo has predicted in his media preview ? or WHAT ?

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 4 |

Beautiful shot, Jim ~ congrats! That's too cool...

Mu ~ wouldn't THAT be something!

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 4 |

Bill....re: Question #5....our sun will NOT supernova....it's not nearly big enough....as µ said: "it's better to burn out, than fade away".

Cyn....we did Richmond almost two years ago....anywhere in VA or NC is good with me as long as it's a weekend Shirl & I are both off of work....sounds like the old lady at the hardware store was a real bitch....probably hates to think of a little boy having fun.

oh man, I'm so stoked....I got a package from NRAO in Charlottesville today....I sent Patricia Smiley a CD of images I took last year at NRAO in Green Bank, WV and she thanked me and sent me a whole box of goodies....I was happy....then today I get another package from NRAO in Charlottesville....hmmm, what can this be? Pat has been nice enough to send me a few of NRAO's calendars for 2002 with a note on the front of it that says, "Jim, I thought you may enjoy having a few copies of our calendar this year....check out April....Many Thanks, Patricia Smiley".....so I flip over to April and what to my wondering eyes should appear?

Click on the small image above to see a scan of the larger image from the calendar....notice the photo credit at the bottom of the photo....I've done a ton of stuff on the web but it's the first time I've actually had a photo "published"....man, that made me feel so good !!! Thanks Pat for the interest in my work!

'scuse the poor quality of my scan....the calendar looks much better!

 


| µ | Day: 4 |

OL, JDubz: here it is:

Grammy Night. Ben Folds takes the stage with Elton John, who is a bit confused as they are on different record labels. Elton keeps waiting to "take it" during "Rockin' the Suburbs," but Ben never yields. During the frenzied guitar outtro, Ben leaps over to Elton's piano and kicks his fat ass ofd the stage. Gives the "peace - out" sign, then the finger, and sprints backstage plowing through N'Sync. On cue Don and Walter saunter on stage to give the album of the year Grammy to Bob Dylan...Joni applauds...dolly back...fade to black...


Question #1
From Mel Brooks' History of the Universe Part 1 Soundstage

Question #2
It doesn't. With a big enough telescope, you can see your own ass.

Question #3
Space is not dark. It's "photon challenged."

Question #4
More importantly, does the Milky Way look like a schwastika when looking from space toward the north pole or the south pole?

Question #5
Better to burn out, then fade away
My My Hey Hey

Question #6
The sun god will then be Ra Ra


I leave you with Elvis Costello's 1989 near future vision of Electronica, Geraldo and Springer style at Century's End: EC at his most acerbic and ironically, but maybe not surprisingly, his most beautiful melody...

Satellite

She looked like she learned to dance
From a series of still pictures
She's madly excited now,
She throws up her hands like a tulip
She looks like an illustration of a cocktail party
Where cartoon bubbles burst in the air,
Champagne rolls off her tongue
Like a second language

And it should have been her biggest night
The satellite looks down on her as she begins to cry

All over the world at the very same time
People sharing the same sorrow
As the satellite looks down
Her darkest hour is somebody's bright tomorrow


He pulled on a cigarette,
in the crook of his first finger
Felt the static electric sharge
Of her perfect hourglass figure
As he undressed her with his eyes
Her weakness was his talent
How could she know as she stepped through the lights.
that her dress would become transparent

And with his face pressed to the screen
He mutters words
he'd never dare to say if she could see him

All over the world at the very same time
People sharing the same cheap sensation
The thrill of watching somebody
Watching those forbidden things
We never mention

Chorus:
The satellite looks down right now and forever
What it has pulled apart, let no man tether
His own body to his dream
Hi dream to someone else
Oh no, oh no

She went back to a pitiful compromise
He'd go back to his family
But for the matter of a thousand miles
That separated them entirely
In the hot, unloving spotlight
With secrets it arouses
Now they both know what it's like
Inside a pornographer's trousers

And in a funny way, it's anonymous
The satellite it blesses us
and make these dreams come true
All over the world...

Chorus


 


| WJAZ | Day: 4 |

Bill...#1171...Hope this is what you were looking for...

Question 1: Initial ball of matter came from the Cave Storage store, an
earlier predecessor to The Home Depot.

Question 2: I heard that the universe ends just beyond Geraldo Rivera's
ego...and on the other side? a nine foot rocky horse left over from the
old Let's Make a Deal set...

Question 3: The ARE light sources in space...just no one to pay the light
BILLS....

Question4: People that like SD are right side up, people that watch Jerry
Springer are upside down....

Question 5: I have heard that the younger sun is not interested in the
business...you know it's a different generation...

Question 6: Let me get back to you in an hour with that one....

 


| Cyn | Day: 4 |


To set the record straight...Not only is my burner up and running, I've already made 2 CD's...HA!

Cuz MC...Yes, we got about 4-5(?) inches, enough to keep Eiann out of school yesterday and enough to make it beautiful.

Went to Wal-Mart to buy a sled (ours were slightly wrecked) and was told they don't carry sleds because this was not a "snow zoned" store. I said "Have you looked outside?" Thats not a plague of locust, its snow...DUHHHHHHHHHH. So I have no other choice that to go to the local hardware store, and its run by one of the crabbiest old lady in the world. Seems the nicer I am..the meaner she is. Demanding I give her back the 2 cent pen I used to write a $25.00 check for.She makes the "Soup Nazi" look like Mickey Mouse...I've never seen her walk around..but I'll bet she goose-steps!

Cousin MC said Mid-Atlantic...is that your Mid-Atln..or Mine..Jim#? Hows about we all meet in Charlottesville for the John Mayer Concert?

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 4 |

Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
It's a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)

I got shit runnin' throught my brain
So intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks

I'm pissed off but I'm too polite
When people break in the McDonald's line
Mom and Dad you made me so uptight
Gonna cuss on the mic tonight

I don't know how much I can take
Girl, give me something I can break

I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Quiet Riot did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that they were talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks

In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's blasting me with hate
And bass
Sendin' dirty vibes my way
'Cause my great great great great Grandad
Made someones' great great great great Grandaddies slaves
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
Never was my idea

I just drove to the store
For some Preparation H

Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle class and white

It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
FUCK!

Just like Jon Bon Jovi did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks

These days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah

You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'Fuck'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'Fuck'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'Fuck'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say 'Fuck'

 


| Original Lester | Day: 4 |

Worm- that's what I'm trying to figure out- I've only begun my Caetano collection. His first album, Domingo, from 1967, is apparently laden with obvious influence from Gilberto, and is considered a fine debut. Qualquer Coisa, from 1974, is also considered one of his stronger efforts. I have Personalidade, a 1-CD collection of various hits spanning his career, and Omaggio a Federico e Giulietta, which was a performance in Italy which was an homage to Fellini and his girlfriend, featuring songs in Portuguese and Italian. I just bought Fina Estampa the other day, a collection of Spanish songs from various Latin American nations, which Caetano performs very well. My next purchase will be Cinema Transcendental, from 1979, which features more Afro-rhythms to go with Caetano's splendid guitar work. From what I know, it is a bit more electric than some of his other stuff, but considered one of his best.

Stevie- I've heard of Lins and Djavan, but not heard their work. I'll keep an ear open.

I've got shit running through my brain
So intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

just quoting one of my favorite verses from Rockin' the Suburbs, one of the funniest songs ever. Someone needed to write that one in response to the Limp Bizkit, etc., garbage that dominates the airwaves. Way to go Ben.

 


| Bill/The meaning of the universe...abridged | Day: 4 |

Hello SD'ers,

According to the experts, the universe began with a
large explosion. This explosion propelled large amounts
of matter clear across the universe. Previously empty
space was now full of hot gasses and molten rock and
whatever...

The laws of gravity and centrifical force caused these
molten masses to become stars and planets and asteroids
and whatever else exists. It is from this superhot liquid
mess that you and I were formed.

Now all of the above seems rather reasonable and rational.
I mean all the availiable data seems to bear it out.
There seems to be a central point from which the
explosion took place and all the matter in the universe
seems to be expanding outward into deep space.
Still, a few questions remain. Questions that the
experts cannot really answer with any real certainty.
Being that the experts can't answer these questions,
why not try our hand at it? Ok, here goes...

Question #1
Where did the initial ball of matter, which exploded to
form the various galaxy's, come from?

Question #2
Where does the universe end and what is on the other
side of it?

Question #3
Why is space dark? Are there no light sources beyond
our present universe?

Question #4
Which people on planet Earth are right-side up and
which people are upside-down in relation to the
universe?

Question #5
Considering the fact that our present sun will
eventually supernova and die, should'nt we be
concentrating on finding a younger sun rather than
messing around on the moon and planning
missions to Mars to look for microscopic
organisms which MAY have existed millions
of years ago?

Question #6
If we are fortunate enough to find another planet
in another solar system which can support human
life, and this solar system has multiple suns,
does this mean that we will have to nix the
daylight savings time thing?

These are just a few of the very deep, poiniant
questions which have vexed mankind throughout the
ages. I feel confident that Steely Dan people
can more than adequately answer them in just
a few minutes.

 


| FaceTheFace | Day: 4 |

Duncan!! I got a carton of fags for ya man! Don't fret...Wake UP! Type some more of that prose for me, you had me gasping for air here!

LoveNot: was really nice to meet you, was bummed that you did not stay longer, am really a silent secret admirer of yours.

AJA!! Am going to burn that copy of John Mayer for ya as soon as Cyn figures out the glitch in her burner, or maybe I'll slide (literally, not figuratively-six inches of snow here, now ice on the streets and sidewalks) on over to her tech's house (that be the one and only Cyahsu, or George as he is more commonly known, wonder if he wants to come to NO in April, that would be a gas, great guy and a musician to boot) and use his burner. If you'll email me your addy I'll drop it in the post to ya. Then we'll talk about them in NO whilst giving Jimmy that "you'd better git while the gittins good buster" look. LOL, he is so like dead meat!

Happy New Year to everyone! Live your dreams!

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 4 |

all these Dan Fests coming to fruition but no where near me!.....Maybe another early Spring Mid-Atlantic thingy??....sure would be fun.

instead of links to photos, I just did a webpage on the Snow & Birds in Danville....all photos taken yesterday, webpage done this morning....you can find it at:

Snow & Birds in Danville

slipping on back into the groove listening to some "Various Rarities" by Steely Dan....a special thank you to the one who deserves it! ; )

MC

 


| W1P | Day: 4 |

St.Al -- I was really addressing the January part of the equation. But SD in April sounds good!

 


| wormy | Day: 4 |

St Al - yes with a young one it's hard to do new orleans

I will make every effort to do San Diego
hanging out with you guys would be great
I'm especially looking forward to meeting Angel, JDubz, Edd, St Al, W1P (finally) Stevedan (will your band play on another night?)and whoever else I left out and seeing Love Bob, his band and my good friend Aja again. Jim#, Blaise, Cara Mia and Ruby, are you in for S.D???

(Auss opted for Paris with his wife then possibly N.O. Jazzfest)
seeing Ole again on my home turf will be fun, not enough time in Raliegh
Now if StevieDan will take me up on free wormian lodging, that would make it complete

off to play again

how about the first or second week in april for SDSDfest
make it the second, I'm trying to see my brother in Italy right after the March lease sale!

 


| µ | Day: 4 |

great pics BTW!

FD: Wishing you the best for '02

 


| µ | Day: 4 |

Damn, I feel like crap today. Oh, yeah - I was up 'til 3am fixing my hard drive (and we know how painful that can be)

U2 brut and no charisma??

MY nominees:

Erykah Badu (hat no flat)
Bob Dylan
Ben Todd Folds
Neil Finn (import only)
Sade

Hon mention: Glenn Tillbrook


MC: Not in a while... but St. Augustine in Hell is the glue that keeps 10 Sumner's (sp?) Tales together. Vinnie C. really gets some syncopated whacks in...

 


| fezo | Day: 4 |

Dylan's new one is well deserving of the LP of the year nomination. Santa left Love and Theft under my tree and I've been entranced for the last week and a half. Less gloomy than Time Out of Mind, Dylan is once again at his chameleon best in the new one; channeling everyone from Leon Redbone to Bob Wills. Some good shit.

U2? Their Pittsburgh show last May still gives me goosebumps but their now old one still leaves me cold. For whatever reason, they seem to be running from their 90's sound which I always thought got too much grief from the critics.

ole, i think kids musical development is limited only by to what they are or are not exposed. for at least three years now, Betsy has gotten her supposedly hick middle school students in rural Virginia into the likes of Miles and Thelonius under the guise of background music for writing. They now request her to further raid my CD collection. So far I haven't convinced her to share Janie Runaway with them

 


| Jimbo | Day: 4 |

The Grammy Nominations are out. So far no smart remarks about last year
from the mainstream media. I don't have the time to post them,but maybe discuss them later if there's a point. All I cn tell youis that India. Arie has seven.

LP OF THE YEAR
INDIA ARIE
BOB DYLAN
U2
OUTKAST
OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU SOUNDTRACK

POP LP
NELLY FURTADO
JANET
ELTON JOHN
N STINK or N'sYNC
SADE

MY PICKS:
LP- OH BROTHER WHERE FOR ART THOU
POP LP- either NELLY OR SADE

No Steely Dan nomination this year :(

But so far no Steely Dan jokes either :) But expect them during this and next month.

 


| lp | Day: 4 |

wormy - i was trying to take a break from the usual steely dan fare and go a little deeper in the cuts, but your point is well taken anyway - knife to the rope.....smirk

ed! good to see you here so bright and early! and you too, aja from the other day, meant to post that before -

i may be in chicago in april, anyone out that way?

happy friday to all - enjoy the snow deep in the mason-dixon line

the wind is changing, i feel like mary poppins, where's my umbrella?

where's blaise?

 


| edbeatty | Day: 4 |

StAL
yOU rANG?


April is so far away right now,but I'll be there if I'm near

I have just been extremely busy to say the least

Happy New Year to ALL

 


| Meg Ryan | Day: 4 |

It's "farewell", idiot.

 


| oooops! | Day: 4 |

“Being in love with Steely Dan is like being love with a beautiful woman—you keep playing that game of wondering and watching..."Will she come by? Or won't she?”

What about that, grrrrlfriends?

C

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 4 |

Sleep tight Steeve.

---

During the holidays Swedish TV broadcasted an excellent interview with Elton John, great man, Stina Lundberg did the interview.

He was very honest about himself and drugs and his music. Did you guys know that he use to come to the studio, with Taupins lyrics, without any songs finished whatsoever? Amazing.

He talked about how he had to clean up his act ten years ago, the hardest thing to give up was cocaine. He had to write a farwell-letter to it.

Elton has a small apartment in Atlanta but he lives in England;

“Can't live in USA, the people there have a sick obsession for celebrities, very unhealthy...”

“And the stupid weapon-laws, it goes back over two-hundred years, but they can't change them, they are too stupid.”

---

Meg Ryan - where ARE you honey?

C

 


| Steveedan | Day: 4 |

Hi everyone --

Midnight Cruiser - seems like an ornithology convention covening just outside your door. By the way, in the first photo link that you posted, what was that hanging in the tree?

Angel - I tried to email you a while back and I was not able to do so. Hope you and the boys are doing well. Say hi for me.

I would be up for the DanFest or whatever you wanna call it in San Diego. Great Seafood and Shamu too. Hey Lovebob! Make the Cannibal Room booking!!! Dan Fans abound.

JWMalibu - I sent Dave an email with my numbers. We will try to make it happen in a couple of weeks as he is coming to Anaheim for the NAMM show, and I just might go to it this year. I'll send you an email after I speak to Mr. Moore.

St. Al - the noive of that boid! IF that pidgeon ain't careful he could be a main course meal for the dennisen down in Pioneer Square (or the one's hanging out underneath the Pike's Fishmarket. That dirty bird must have mistaked you for an attorney drinking coffee at Starbucks (W1P - you don't like Starbucks do you? If so, I was not thinking (or drinking) of you ...)

The Steely Fan Band has two gigs in a row next week. Thursday night in Hollywood at The Bar Fly, and the following Friday night in San Juan Capistrano at The Coach House. Details next week ...

Back to bed before the work day begins.


Steveedan

 


| Clas @ work | Day: 4 |

Unbelievable, it was so fucking cold down at the countryside, we had to cut off the cats tail so she could get in and out faster.

---

YGK/Fla Dave - thanx for the M Ruff-info, I was curious, the bassplayer I am working with for the moment use to tour with him when he plays Sweden. Never heard of him, and they say he's playing kind of West Coast type of stuff 1980-style. Whoah!

---

Z/Mid Cruiser - yeah, rat-poison, that's what those fucking Valium, Xanax, Oxazepam kind of shit is. Instead of depending on yourself they get you depending on THEM. But it's a good business concept. Like Coca-Cola laced with Cocaine.

(It's so incredible, you take X for getting rid of your Panic Attacs, but the more you take, the more Panic Attacs you get. And your ability to learn things, remember things (the chords on Bab Sisters for example) is going down)

Mid Cruiser - great pics.

StAl - where's Ruby Baby?

Duncan and others - thanx for emails, came back yesterday, no computer at the farm.

C

 


| steviedan | Day: 4 |

snowbound

let's sleep in today

wake me up

when the kids want to go out and play !

welcome to no-man's land, the steviehours, and you call yourselves insomniacs ?

chere, the santana prs ? i spell it l-u-v.

origles, if you are coming to the table with caetano veloso then you should be hungry more often. beautiful music ! ever listen to ivan lins or djavan ?

jim# should get in the parody game more often...

ole, that crazee mofo traded not one, but two cruisers in for a jeep ! that car salesman had a weekend getaway on my boy.

btw, have you or anyone into the flecktones heard about futureman ? my friends tell me that he has been seriously jailed for major tax evasion and that the future looks... well he won't need shades, i'm hearing. i can tell you from experience that full-time musicians fall under parodic scrutiny. i think it's all part of the willie nelson act of 1981 or something. anyone know more about this story ?...

 


| µ | Day: 4 |

You are old Father William, the young man said,
"and at night you hoot increasingly late."
"Yet you're up at dawn with the Jack of Speed.
Do you think at your age you should skate?"

"When I was young," said Father William
"I read all the classics from the Bard to Huysmans to Poe"
Now exercising my mind has wearied me son,
so I make tracks of whack in the snow."

 


| father william | Day: 3 |

Ole: Maybe we qualified for the Loyal Order of the Boiled Owls, a convention attendance award supposedly named for the physical state of ham radio operators who stayed through the night operating their radios until sunrise.

father william, aka W5DC

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 3 |

It sounds like this April thing is starting to gain some momentum. Frankly I'd much rather do New Orleans, however, NOLA is simply too far to schlep an 18 month old baby. Not to mention there isn't as many fun things to do with my 12 year old, so the decision was made to make this a San Diego trip... Considering our itinerary I hope Stella's parents will be in good shape for any Friday and/or Saturday gig...

W1P: Yeah, an LA get together would certainly be fun, but I think the real party is going to be in San Diego grooving to the smooth sounds of the Steely Damned on the weekend of 4/12. At least I hope... The idea here is the more people planning on showing, the more pressure it puts on lovebob to make it all happen, so keep throwing your hats into the ring. I'm keeping track.

Wormy: Man, I'd love to see you make it. I already asked Aus, but he's opted for NOLA instead (I think?). Again, a good choice. Ed Beatty? And speaking of Ed's -- WHERE THE HELL IS EDD? And knowing Oleander is going to be there makes it an even bigger bummer for yours truly. Jazzfest is on my short list of things to do and New Orleans is one of the few towns I've never been.

Just so everyone is aware, I'm working on a method of archiving this guestbook in a manner similar to the old method -- with static pages on a monthly basis. The beauty of the current script is the file size doesn't really affect the speed. At the rate this books receives posts it'll only take a few more months to reach 100 pages, which to me would be rather cumbersome.

 


| oleander | Day: 3 |

Fr. Wm, St. Alphonso of the Midnight Oil--Hey! Who said I went to sleep?

enimen--bummer, man, I didn't get your phone message til I got back home. Ricky Jay was the BOMB. Another time?

JDubs--you handsome as well as talented fellow.

MC--Might just meet you at Merlefest.

Herm, OL, Jimbo--good to see you guys.

stevied--so shall I always regret passing on the ride in the Cruiser? How is that mad guy?

Sandy eggins--damn, too many competing April events. I'm this far from JazzFest (look out, Aja, we gonna rouler), and another trip Spring break... SO jealous of a St. et Al lovefest.

z--re: school tunes--I asked #2 son why there isn't any swinging music for the 8th graders, and he said, "Because they can't swing." Do you think there are developmental stages among kids of the ability to appreciate and play more interesting, ah, more complex rhythms? --just as you start with Pat The Bunny and progress to The Lord of the Rings? Have you or anyone seen any treatises on developmental stages of musical sophistication?

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 3 |

µ ....been listening to Sting have ya? I was listening to that tune last week!

okay, last round of pics for a while.....hate to post too many.

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/PrettyRedsAllInARow.jpg

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/Panorama2.jpg

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/Panorama.jpg

nap time!

 


| MASTER BATEMAN | Day: 3 |

NOTICE


IF U NOTICE THIS NOTICE, U WILL NOTICE THAT THIS NOTICE ISNT WORTH NOTICING

 


| W1P | Day: 3 |

SoCal in Jan and April -- I'm up for participating. Orange County sounds like a decent midway point for San Diego/LA folks to converge. What's at House of Blues Anaheim, The Coach House, the Galaxy and/or The Groove in that time frame?

 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 3 |

Re: this incipient April Danfest in San Diego--glad to see this idea is gaining momentum! Now, let me throw an additional idea in the hopper: how about a Danfest jam? Ghod knows we've got enough musicians floating around the general area. I for one would love to participate in such an insanity. :-)

JDubs--alto clarinet, huh? Thanks for the suggestion. Never seen an alto before (I've seen/heard, but not played, bass clarinets). Does the alto finger like a Bb clarinet? I'm not worried about dealing with a Bb's mouthpiece so much--I had pretty decent embouchure technique back in the day. But it would be nice to have an instrument with a deeper richer tone than the Bb. I think I'd want to lay hands on an alto to see if it "felt right" to me, before getting into Ebay territory. (Sounds like it's way past time for me to cruise the local used-instrument exchanges like I'd been threatening to do!)

/the Mam'zelle
finding this much more interesting than work right about now

 


| wormtypoder | Day: 3 |

hey gang

sorry typos

flamencio guitar

and

1116 elle - that was a Goya Martin (Korea instead of the states)
not a Goya Marshall
anyone want to buy a well kept mandy???

wt

 


| wormy | Day: 3 |

a quick one while he's away

1115 aja - I just might make an early april jaunt
San Diego here I come!
remember late ape is Jazzfest here (so mark those new calendars everybody)
San D with Aja & Love Bob in tow, and St Al and the S.CA contingent!
that's a no brainer
southwest reward miles here I come!!!!

1118 Mu - Todd folds one works for me
most unrealized gems - "runt" and "ballad of"
wow, this is a male laura nyro ballading away
waiting for lost todd tapes that never made the cut!
Todd folds four or five was Utopia Kaseem kazaam kazowy

1119 - Jay Dubz - that studio sounds great
too bad I couldn't have bought your old BOSS gear but that's what friends are for. Boss 8 track is $599 at the local Guitar mega store
I have just joined a band with a few friends and am having fun learning the bass parts to their numbers, now to slap some lyrics on their melodies

1129 lp - tape of dan with no Dr Wu, Aja, Shame or Maxine?
get the rope ;-0

1128 - Mr # of Jim what a parody, amen

1121 - orig lester - hi and come around more often
thanks for the Caetano Veloso reference
I love gilberto and his daughter's music
us silly gringos think we have it all when it comes to artistry
brazillian bob dylan
which disc to start with???

imagine a don and walt best of done in spanish with flemencio guitars

wormy!

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 3 |

St.Al....don't know why....I cleared my cache and checked again....they all load fine here....may be a hiccup at SiteStar....wouldn't be unusual....don't have to put up with pigeons here....seem to be strictly city birds....I have a time keeping the other rats (squirrels) out of the feeders so the birds will come and eat though.

JayDubz....thanks man, I appreciate it coming from an artist like yourself....you're still the best at Bryce that I've seen....your new page is shaping up nicely.

Linda....yes, that's our house....little chalet in the woods....as we call it, our "treehouse in the woods"....we love it here!

Cyn....thanks cuz! did y'all get any snow today?

Jim#....it's cool to finally get some snow eh? been a couple of years since we had a decent one....the church is Mt. Vernon United Methodist here in Danville. It's one of the oldest in the city....I have pics of it that are over 100 years old....it's at the intersection of Main St., West Main & South Main....the brick isn't nearly as red as the photo shows, I just like pumping up the volume in photoshop on some things.

chere....how cool! A PRS for his Christmas present!! I've had mine for about 11 years now and it's the best electric I've ever owned and I've owned a lot! The current inventory is a baker's dozen assorted electrics, acoustics and a bass....I'm sure he knows you love him a lot! ; ) good to see your juju back on the board!

a few more from today:

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/Cardinals.jpg

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/SnowingHardAgain.jpg

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/Troops...LeftFace!.jpg

getting dark here....time to pack up the camera gear.....later y'all

 


| Linda | Day: 3 |

what a fantastic house covered in snow!!! is it lap land???
M.C. is it your house??
like the cardinal finch

stevee dan thanks for the NY message.

 


| enimen | Day: 3 |

In chat too! All by myself!

BlacksGirl, come to poppa!

 


| Lin chat | Day: 3 |

Hi!!!

 


| Floridavid | Day: 3 |

Thanks for all the condolences about my Father in Law's Passing. I feel like
I've had nothing but "Sorry about your Brother, Sorry about your voice, sorry about..." I really hope 2002 gives us all a break from that stuff. And I pray this cloud does not move over anyone else here.

JDubs, SteevieDan,Aja, Bob Tedde, Angel, WP1, Jim# and any other Southern Cal people, A minifest (ie; Dinner and Libations) sounds wonderful.If you have not already done so, please email me for my Cel no# which I'll leave on while in Anaheim at the Namm Show. I'm flying into John Wayne Airport in Anaheim on Thurs. the 17th and leaving early Monday morning the 21st. It's looking like there's no Steely Damned show while I'm there(Bob,correct me If I'm wrong)So, a Dinner or Night spot of someones choosing would be cool.
But , please remember I'll be on Unfamiliar Turf and I think wheel-Less.
Anyway, Email me for my Cel Phone #. Thanks, Floridavid

 


| enimen | Day: 3 |

Happy New Year to insomniacs, government workers, barristers hawking shares, Sandra Bullock look-alikes, Y2K neanderthals, Islanders fans, cousins in Knox-Vegas, prodigal east-coasters (I set my drink on you) and everyone else I know and love in Dandom.

Don & Walt, that includes you.

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 3 |

MC: Can't seem to access your pages. Although right now I'm not at all happy with birds, specifically Pigeons. Walking out the door of the office and one just took a big ol' shit on me. Flying fucking rats is what they are I tell you...

 


| µ - sitting on a glass onion | Day: 3 |

barristers, politicians, TV anchor people, rock music critics - there all here!

Love and Theft makes one list, Ben Folds only a mention, BDork on most? Clearly, losers drunk and stoned at 3 am who have listened to nothing... or WORSE actually listened to that drivel, make up lists that will make them still appear cool to other drunk and stoned people at 3 am...

break's over...

 


| lp, with a salad | Day: 3 |

new discussion topic, much needed......

today in the onion, see below, discuss amongst yourselves:

http://www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3745/avfeature_3745.html
and
http://www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3745/bonusfeature1_3745.html


and what before my wondering eyes should appear but the following in the list:

Best Commentary In A Pop Chorus
Ben Folds, "Rockin' The Suburbs"
In 11 mockery-drenched words ("Y'all don't know what it's like / being male, middle-class, and white"), Folds eviscerates the nihilistic schlock surrounding him on modern-rock radio. Funny how much of today's metal, which was supposed to be an aggressive reaction to the emasculated whining of grunge, features 10,000 times as much moaning self-pity. Examples range from derivative neo-grunge ballads (Staind's "It's Been Awhile") to the work of a thousand Mudvaynes who've figured out a way to cop Alice Cooper's shtick without having any fun.

what would scooby do?
(great bumper sticker i saw yesterday)

 


| Oh, yeah, | Day: 3 |

L: Most states have these rather large books called "Yellow Pages", usually near telephones, or, if you subscribe to their service, they send you them free. In them, they contain thousands - yes thousands - of phone numbers and addresses to places liiiiiiiiiike - TV Studios! I'll bet in a thumping metropolis like Portland, you could even call the studio at an early hour, like 7AM, and you would be able to get to speak with someone at the station who could give you directions.

So I don't understand, was it the fact that your lady friend sent you an email at 4:30 (and your computer was off) which prevented you from making your appearance, or was it because you overslept or were to lazy to figure out where to go?
What's your excuse this time?

 


| Flame | Day: 3 |

the rantings of a deranged Canuck?
Nonesensickal gibberish?
Is eLLe = Blaise?
Commonalities abound.

MC: Again - gorgeous photos! Look forward to seeing more!

Happy New Year!

 


| Chips | Day: 3 |

What the hell was that?

 


| eLLe | Day: 3 |

OMGosh.. Ferris Cruisers Day Off //or SnowDay, whichever hahahaa MC!
JayDubz~ Anson ROCKS!! as a geek that is..so funny!!
Plus you get to see some great shots of Vancouver BC area. It's supposed to be in San Francisco, but they can't fool me, that being my homeland.
: )))
Oh I wasn't on the tube this morning. The lady "forgot" to email the addy of the studio, well, not entirely... she sent it at 4:32am. Can u believe that.

rather bummed in Portland.
eLLe

 


| majordudette | Day: 3 |

Happy New Year!

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 3 |

in a picture taking frenzy at the moment....will post more this evening....we got between 6" and 8" of snow last night / this morning....here's a few samples before I get back to it:

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/Snow@Home.jpg

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/Snow@Home2.jpg

http://users.sitestar.net/~jtalbott/Cardinal&Finches.jpg

lots of birds that don't normally show up at the feeder coming in today....trying to get pics of them while the snow's here....we're playing hooky today.....FEELS GOOD!! *hehehe*

more later....this is way cool !

MC

 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 3 |

Jim - excellent paroooodeeeee - enjoy the white stuff, that's snow, i mean....you know, they do interior work up here when it snows, get back to work!!!!! hell, they pour concrete in that weather, just set up the heater, boys and let it rock!

i am making a best of steely dan cd (and your stuff too GE, yes!) for a friend as part of a birthday present (i already gave him Teddy Roosevelt's biography) and this is the list i have so far:

only a fool would say that
show biz kids
monkey in your soul
chain lightening (NYRSR version)
everyone's gone to the movies
don't take me alive
sign in stranger (AIA version)
deacon blues
time out of mind
janie runaway
FM
the goodbye look
tomorrow's girls

i'm not sure it will all fit, but we'll see.....comments? concerns?

more court work today - but it's not my error, somebody else's thankfully.....

aus - government policy rocks!

 


| Jim# | Day: 3 |

Our town is just like any other
Accustomed to the work / school day
Normal folks, Virginia weather and a normal day
This morning was like any other
With TV set to watch the news bard
But then, the eldest screamed
And pointed out in the yard

From Danville and the reefs of Richmond
From Lynchburg and the western sky
The snow is so intense, it makes for much nonsense
Here come the Weather Girls

You see them on the screen at daybreak
Soaking up the hyperbole
In their Nanook fashions
A little precip. really makes their day
Their earnest pleadings sound so desperate
Despite the lack of any news
‘Cause what’s left on the ground
when the cloud cover clears… (not so very much)

They’re landing on the slopes at Aspen
Their screaming makes the weak to fear
The snow is so intense, it makes for much nonsense
From all those Weather Girls

They’re shutting down the business district,
For 3 inches and a light snowfall?
Lord help the kids at home
They think this rocks, they moan
At all the Weather Girls

(on the other hand, it allows me to stay home and type up crap like this...heh)

 


| angel | Day: 3 |

(1084) St. Al: With any luck at all, I have every intention of getting down to San Diego in April. Keep me in the loop. I will probably be in Vegas about the same time you are, so that is the only possible wrinkle
(minus the ever popular money situation, of course.) :-)

(1111) Jim #: Good to see you pop in for a bit. Stay longer next time. Oh, I really liked the Pepsi shot of MC's too. Very cool "old style" building.

(1114) Wormy: Did you see Jimbo's message around Christmas? You might like to check the link out, regarding Dan recording sessions. :-)

(1106) LP: The person in the office next to mine returned from Syracuse, yesterday. I said, no snow. He was shocked that I knew. :-)

On the lookout for a Web Drone ODP change soon....


 


| Aussie | Day: 3 |

Aja: Mistress of the boar bristle brush? Pleasure's ALL mine. You are appointed.

Aus

 


| father william | Day: 3 |

No, I win.

 


| StAlphonzo | Day: 3 |

I win, sorry Ole...

 


| oleander | Day: 2 |

Well, in my time zone anyway.

 


| oleander.......................................................................................dug out | Day: 2 |

Insomniacs?!? How's THIS for insomnia?

Bonne annee to all!

 


| Original Lester | Day: 2 |

Hey, everybody-

Since we hit the New Year, I figured it was time to make my very occasional drop-in. Since there has been no recent remarkable Dan activity, my energies have been focused on the Latin scene. One of the best CD's I've gotten this past year is Los Super Seven's "Canto". It's a side project of members of Los Lobos, featuring various great vocalists singing mostly traditional Latin songs. An added treat is Caetano Veloso, the Brazilian singer/songwriter who performs 2 songs on the CD. I had never heard any of his work before, but now I'm a Caetano junkie. If there is any possible way to make a connection to Dan-types, consider that Veloso was highly influenced by Joao Gilberto, and he recorded versions of Jobim songs. For those who appreciate jazz progressions with tasty rhythms, Brazilian music hits the spot, and Caetano Veloso has an incredible body of work for which he is world-famous. Veloso is often referred to as "The Brazilian Bob Dylan," for his songwriting skill and his prolific career.

Still, my heart yearns for just a little more of what Don and Walt have to give. The American music scene is as bleak and disappointing as ever, and, although the Dan have done more than their share to reverse this, I could sure use just another fix, whether in the form of a new CD or a tour, or, hopefully, both.

On the Ben Folds front, I just got the Sessions at West 54th DVD, with additional old concert footage. Nice DVD to have, with the full Sessions show, featuring Selfless, Cold, and Composed, Philosophy, Smoke, Missing the War, and Steven's Last Night in Town, as well as a sweet cover version of Flaming Lips' She Don't Use Jelly. Highly recommended to any Folds fan.

The New York Giants will return to glory in 2002. Don't forget where you heard it first.

OL

 


| Steveedan | Day: 2 |

Hi JW. Nice to hear about your recent studio aquisition. It must be really great being able to do things more conveniently after years (?) of grappling with the lesser equipment that went before. I was marveling at the ease of using my new Yamaha keyboard, so I totally get it.

I hope that we can all get together (also when the great host, St. Al comes to town and also when) Fla-Dave gets here.

What song do you want to produce for me? Lately, I have only been preparing Steely Dan songs with various different groups of musicians. Are an Steely Dan covers permitted? Let me know. Also, coffee soon.

Happy New Year to one and all. It is great to be a part of this guestbook.

Sincerely,


Steveedan

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 2 |

Elle ~ I think the Chris Isaak show is hilarious...Jed Rees is classic in his role of keyboardist Anson..a real show-stealer!

Jim# & Aussie ~ Thanks!

Hi Aja!

Wormy ~ Go for the eight-track...virtual tracks are nice & all, but who wants to keep track of bumps! Those Boss units pack a LOT of bang for their buck...more digital recording-juice than a 250k Synclavier of yore! What will they come up with next? My equipment addiction got the best of me last week ~ I got (one of) Boss unit's big bro: the Roland VS-1880. 18 simultaneous tracks, 288 virtual tracks, and 4 simultaneous stereo effects ~ all in glorious 24 bit! Now I have NO excuse for not using REAL drummers on my non-electronica stuff, and my "poor as a church mouse" Venice Beach buddy is now the very happy recipient of my VS-880 & CDR, along with a bunch of other stuff. I tore my studio apart over the long weekend to re-wire it for the 1880, being the anal-retentive Virgo that I am, and 9 hours later sat down to a noise-free (for the moment at least) and MUCH more functional recording environment! Glad to hear you "got" the new Folds album...still in heavy rotation in my car changer.

Miz Ducky ~ I've been thinking about our woodwind discussion; you mentioned that you might want to buy a clarinet. Here's an idea ~ why don't you look into buying a used ALTO clarinet? It would be a much easier instrument to work your way back into, since the mouthpiece/reed configuration is more "saxophone-like" and easier to play/control. Also, they sound (and look) very jazzy and cool, much like the bass clarinet. I bought a used Vito resonite alto on eBay for about $225-250, it plays like a charm (for a used student-model clarinet) and sounds great! If you need help lookin', give me a holler!

FlaDavid ~ We should plan a mini-Danfest when you're in town this month. LA locs ~ let's make the man feel right at home!

StAl ~ I'm up for April in San Diego!

Steevedan ~ Do you need a producer for your submission to the GB/2002?

 


| µ | Day: 2 |

~: Todd is a very fair comparison. Very few albums are goofy, catchy, and sneaky at the same time...

MC: I expect to see some snow pics. The surface low formed too far into the Gulf and sucked the life out of the upper level low in Texas - thus just a flurry here (that's what happens when the Weather (Spin) Channel goes for accumulation in Tejas) ...should be major league there by tomorrow am. Second dose by Sunday. Our kids have made it clear they will move to Virginia or Idaho to see the snow...

 


| eLLe | Day: 2 |

five-O Aus!! haha!! rad! man! yup dats me! ; )
**********************
Hey! Chris Isaac will be getting a second season. It starts this Sunday at
10:45? ( I think that's the time I just heard) ON HBO.
Seriously if you haven't seen it..it's a must...so funny..and....

Nudity
as well..
did I mention
the Nudity?

(hehee-that bit was on the ad)

Hey I will be on TV myself tomorrow morning at 9am, on a show called
AM Northwest, aired in Oregon, Washington and Idaho.
I will be talking a little about this on-line support group for people undergoing chemo, that I am involved in.
(if u tune in..I'll be the one with the flaming red hair!! LOL!!
cheers!!

 


| eLLe | Day: 2 |

hey wormy~ a Goya Marshall? I wasn't aware that Marshall makes madolins or guitars???????
NO, that is an acoustic Fender Mandolin-FM53SSB.
LOL
eLLe

 


| Aja.........................................................after the dime-dance (Marvin Gaye style) | Day: 2 |

St. Al-if I know lovebob, he will DEFINITELY come through with a gig in April. After all, this is the same guy that talked the San Diego Police Department into issuing an alcohol/dance permit for the 2000 Danfest in 3 days when they normally require 90 days. Besides, April is gorgeous in San Diego, the clocks will have been turned back, and we'll be in full spring celebration mode. Margaritas and rolled tacos for everyone, San Diego Danfest is ON!

Cyn-good thoughts and prayers out to you, always.

chere-hey there grrrlie, sending some SoCal juju your way.....

Hi Jim#, lp (hope all is okay out there) Aus (can I be Mistress of the Boar Bristle Brush in your Cabinet?) wonderworm, MC, JWM, ole, Blaisie, Gina, steviedan, and on, and on....

I love it when the boss is away!


Aja

 


| wormy | Day: 2 |

Happy 19102 to all of you ;-0

only going back 50 entries
too busy

1070> floridavid - so sorry on your loss
2001 was particularly hard on your family
and our prayers and well wishes for 02 are directed your way pronto

1090-1091-1109 thanks J dubz and Elle for the Holiday snap shots
Elle is that mandolin a Goya made by Marshall, I have one just like it
JDubz - I'm getting that recording studio buzz again and was wondering -
I can get a Boss 4 channel digital recorder for $380, is it worth the extra $200 to go 8 channels? I have a kurtzweil keyboard to add all the backing end via midi

1101 - MIdnite Jim - I too am getting back into my photography end
I had two cameras die on me in NYC and Colorado this fall
but I lucked into a Canon AE-1 used (good price and condition), I have all the lenses already. My ex destroyed all my photo journals and photo art work in a rage of spite (not pretty)5 years ago and I'm slow getting back into it
1108 - loved your church montage - that's My Savior and Lord
can you send me an uncompressed version via email - thanks

1110 CHere - a Paul Reed Smith for hubby's Christmas
that's one lucky guy to have you in his life!

1107 - auss - that vacay sounded great
yes Jazzfest wouldn't be the same without you - last weekend in April
more details to all following

1084 st al, how about san diego fest then new orleans
I'm sure lovebob could get a booking at tips the week of jazzfest!
work on him Pat and Laura

1086 - Mu - Ben FOlds One - finally got it
great disc, but reminds me of one so brilliant
Todd - ballad of todd rundgren
the first and best one man show

1096 - steviedan - notra-whatus???

wish I was a fly on the wall at a dan recording studio
any musicians advertising a dan session on their websites???
inquiring worms wanna know


 


| Miz Ducky | Day: 2 |

After some strenuous research time in front of the TV on New Year's Day, I can confirm my little Dannish report re Alien Ant Farm: there's an interview clip of them during VH-1's survey of the (supposed) top fifty music videos of 2001, and it's their bassist Tye Zamora who's lounging about in the Steely subway token t-shirt. (The same bassist who kicks serious butt on "Smooth Criminal"--and that's one interesting-looking axe he plays in the video.)

I will spare you any rant I could conjure on the sorry-ass impression, both visual and musical, made on me by the bulk of the videos chosen by VH-1 as their "50 best." Suffice it to say that AAF's video is one of the few I liked (either visually or musically) that made their cut; that I was annoyed that neither of Gorillaz's videos were deemed worthy; and that I understand even more than I already did before why Donald and Walter just avoid the whole sorry video mishegase anymore.

/The Mam'zelle
scanning the screens so you don't have to (unless you really wanna)

P.S. Yes, Gorillaz is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. They're no Steely Dan, but they make me laugh, and that counts for a lot in my book.

 


| Cyn | Day: 2 |


Happy New Year to all...!!!!

Chere..SO Glad to see ya posting again, and I'm really happy to see you in such GOOD spirits (no pun intended)!

Awww FloriDav...I'm so sorry about yours and Mrs Dav's Father. Seems like you and me got the raw end of the deal last year...Makes us appreciate even the smallest things in life. Love Ya!

Jim#...Smartypants! Actually, seems I got too close to a BELT SANDER...HA! BWT..I did Face a great favor (and she owes me) because I couldn't go to her Annual Flannel Pajama New Years party...she canceled the whole thing. Which she was ever so happy about...cuz she wasn't in the mood to have it anyway.

FezX...Are you and your family near Sydney???? I hope you are all safe...ugly thing those wildfires.

MC...Hey Cousin...Really Beautiful photo!

I want to Thank all the GB'rs who sent out such great comfort to me when Paul died. It truly helped me cope with everything that was thrown my way. I have come thru it a much stronger person...

I hope everybody has a wonderful and blessed year!

 


| Jim# | Day: 2 |

Chere: Got you on will call, sweetie.

Cynny: Feeling any better? What was it, the Danfest flu?

JW: Fantastic image, as usual

MC: I've seen that Pepsi plant! But where's the church? Nice.

 


| chere | Day: 2 |

Happy New Year to all in Dandom!!!! Oh Fldavid! So sory to hear of your loss. My heartfelt condolences your way. I lit a candle in his honour for his spirit. Hope you don't mind a lil' juju faith. The holidays were rather quiet with me. I tried to make the best of it, but deep inside my soul, I have been quite sad and down pretty low. My sioster missed Richard Reid's EXACT flight by a day! I am happy to announce I got a call from her today and she is safe in NYC. Her trip to Dubai is Over and done and I am very relieved as is my mother. My mom is with friends celebrating the new year in Seattle and then another four days with her best friend in Canada. I am glad she is just away from the house and the karma here. I think Christmas is Wayu overatted so I try not to recieve too much or ask ever for anything and let folks know I am doing the Kwanza thing or a soup kitchen thing (which I did do and that was a high point and lifted my spirits a bit feeding the homeless). But, I DID get this great ceramic tealight oil warmer for aromatherapy which thrilled me. I had the famnous neice and nephew a few weeks before Christmas and found out my idiot sister in law told them santa was DEAD! Can you believe such nonsense? She gets 2500 per kid each year from the IRS and this past year she bought herself some Boobs. She looks like a fucking string with a knot in it. And I told her so. So because her children's dignity and wellbeing and happiness means so less to her than her own self esteema nd her libido's function I spent many pennies on them for Christmas and made sure Nanny has money to replace their fadedtwo year oldtired uniforms for school. They had a wonderful Christmas. This makes me happy. I got the Hubby a Guitar. It is a Paul Reed Smith Santana Endorsed beautiful instrument and he is a happy man as well. For those of you who know guitars you know the one I am speaking of. It is a very special special guitar. White doves along the neck. Very cool. Got my mom a beautiful fountain a big one and some other things both storebought and homemade to encourage her path to serenity and calm. Like one thing I made was a big jar I got a Pier I and I made her six pounds of aromatherapeutic bathsalts. I did the same for my sis and her husband even though they are still a bit on my shit list. So that's a bit about is what's up in my world. I am glad the holidays are over. My heart is still oh so sad and the grief is far from over. I just cannot shake it . I wish you all a great new year and the best times and wonderful things to come our way. Thanks for always making me feel like GB royalty. It means so much. My love to all you special people. Those that have my phone number it would be lovely to have a call or perhaps an e mail to lift my spirits if you are so inclined and have a free moment to send some love to the JUJU chile'. INstant Karmas and such. Oh yeah and All hail the Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - da sugabear chere

 


| Jaydubz | Day: 1 |

Nice work, Jim...your Photoshop technique is getting sophisticated!


 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 1 |

just indulge me this one little guilty pleasure....a composite I did today in photoshop from five images I took on New Year's Eve here in Danville....I'll be the first to tell you I'm not the most religious person you'll meet in this life but I liked the theme so I went with it....I call it "The Watcher".

back to work bright and early in the morning....see you good folks on Friday.

 


| Aussie | Day: 1 |

Back from four days with Babes in beautiful Southampton, New York. Celebrated her birthday yesterday by visiting Wolffer Vineyards and taking long walks along the Atlantic Ocean shoreline and drinking tons of the Cliquot...fairly stunning....and Babes held me back from jumping in the ocean today...it was a spectacular day and the water temperature seemed just right...no Polar Bear certificate for me this year...maybe next time. Rounded out mini-Vacay with a short ferry ride to Sheltre Island and having lunch at the ever-classic Chequit Inn (I recommend the fried scallops..yummy)...

Here we go...2002. Can't possibly be any weirder than '01...hope not.

FloriDavid: Condolances and prayers your way...

Dr. Mu: Yes. I need a good man like you to keep agencies like NOAA in cheque. Welcome to the Machine, sir.

LuckLess Pedestrian: My dearest June love...always good get granularity (no pun intended)from you regarding Syracuse. My three years in law school up there were unforgettable (in a GOOD way)...and I'm glad to see that you will redouble your efforts to make Ward a happier man this new year....you're the best you cutie pie~!

EdBeatty: Hoping you shredded the moguls in Utah in the most righteous way possible...want to see digital colour from you (if it exists)...

Elle: Pretty picture/cardde....nice touch lady. And I liked your pic with the axes too...radical yet sexy.

Beemer: Hope you had a good one with the familia sir...I'm sure you did.

Negative Girl: Where the Hell have you been? Oh, and happy new year BTW..

Chere: Sending you massive Juju blast from the cold shores of the North East.

Malcolm: Hope your New Year celebrations were up to standards....can't wait to tee it up with you in the new year...oh, and remember, Don't hang up!!!

JDubz: Nice picture too sir!

Dean Wurmer: Jass Fest and Paris in April 2002. Can't wait to meet your Babes...

Steviedan: Nostradamus...hilarity noted.

more to come...

L-U-V,

Aus


 


| luckless pedestrian | Day: 1 |

hey NYBill - you know you hit rock bottom when you lose to barfalo - go Pat's baby, who knew? belichek is flippin the bird to his old boss as we speak.....

happy new year - my new year's resolution is to....to....um....be more like June Cleaver! why not - she was pretty happy, with them quaaludes and all

no snow in syracuse, very weird knowing just up the road in buffalo, they were being pounded with the stuff - great weekend anyway - had a few bottles of very dry Mumm, excellent stuff at a decent price....

see you!

 


| Gina | Day: 1 |

A blessed and Happy New Year to all the GB-ers and their loved ones!
Gina, the Netherlands

 


| Stevee-Nostra-dan-eous | Day: 1 |

StevIlah --

Very funny. Dumb-ass-tra-domous, or Nostra-dumb-ass, or, I-don't-give-a-damn-ous.

Hey, where was Dr. Mu to snag the 1-1-11-1-1-11-0-1-00-1/11 post?

One's and zero's, one's and zero's ... binary language ... Dr-Moo-stradamous where-art-stra-thou-mous?

I'm thirsty. Where's my Nostra-thermous? With the picture of Cassa Nova-stra-doing-his-flamenco-dance-ous.

Happy-Nostra-Nueve-dom-year-ous to all you Nostra-daneous-fanious-nesses.

Incomprehensively your-seeous ...


Steeev-eous-daneous-ess-ess-ess ...

 


| steviescared | Day: 1 |

but just look at that date/time action:

1/1 11:11 !!!

i'm toast !

 


| steviedan | Day: 1 |

that would be 1102, and i'm a dumbasstradamus

 


| Midnite Cruiser | Day: 1 |

Spent my New Year's Eve day roaming around Danville with digital camera in hand....to see a few of the results click on:

Danville in December, 2001

The first pic is one most of you have seen....the Trees @ Night photo from just before Christmas....the rest were taken yesterday at various churches and cemeteries around Danville. Hopefully this will be the beginning of a project to document some of "Old Danville".

which leads to my New Year's resolution....to spend more time and effort pursuing my rekindled passion with photography....between the camera and photoshop, the only limitations are your imagination.

Hope no one's head is too big this morning....watch some football, eat some black eyed peas and take it easy....we start all over tomorrow.

Later,
MC

 


| Doctor Warren Kruger | Day: 1 |

Well, here it is, New Year's Day, and I find myself in the same depressed mood I was in at New Year's Eve and Christmas Day. It looks like I picked the wrong year to try and kick deludin.
Speaking of which, you'll probably want to know my other New Year's Resolutions, considering I've already broken my first one.
1)Track down Arthur Lee, re-form the LOVE band, and rehab him until he becomes a star. I'm not going to blow this one like I did with Syd Barrett(the leukotomy worked fine on Francis Farmer)and Brian Wils